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    a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice

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    5/?
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    Barney's body has changed over the past 20 years. Gordon takes stock.

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    Gorgeous Freeman's version of Barney Calhoun arrives in the Gordonverse just in time.

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    4/4
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    What you see is what you get, I love this myth and am using a few different tellings of the myth to write this and adding my own personal touches so sorry if this doesn't fit the telling you know.
    it's gonna hurt by the end so get strapped in.

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    He doesn’t get jumped on his way to where he’d last seen the remaining Combine, so he takes that to mean one of two things – either they’re one leg in the grave already and can’t do much anymore, or they’re planning something. It fucking stings still to know that he’s hoping for the former.

    He steps around the final bits of crates and the collapsed segment of the roof, and-

    The Combine is sitting with their back propped against the wall, staring right at him, and something about it sends Gordon’s stomach plummeting.

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    Gordon's worries come true, Barney has a change of plans, and neither of them know a thing about fashion.

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    1/1
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    On a late shift Barney meets a very strange creature in the lower labs of Black Mesa, fortunately for him (and unfortunately for his co-worker) he just had to show someone his new pet.

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    25
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    2
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    Gordon rooms alone, while Barney does not. They decide to remedy this and move in, together, but they only get so far before everything's ruined.
    So much for domestic bliss, right?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    34
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    109
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    10
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    Gordon finally notices Barney's Heterochromia which causes some arguing and some sweet, sweet comforting

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    1/1
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    2
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    37
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    A rewrite of the intro of Half-Life 2 but it's kinda gay and a lil OOC

    Barney makes Cheesy jokes and Gordon just eats it up <3

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    1/1
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    38
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    Gordon Freeman accidentally invited Barney to a dinner date! Oops! Will they ever admit they're into each other?

    Worse, Alyx has decided she's gonna help.

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    1/?
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    13
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    56
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    2
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    229
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    Two houses, alike in dignity: Casa de Freeman and Barney House. Sure, learning to live with two alternate universe versions of yourself can have its rough patches, but it seemed like things had finally settled down.

    ....But then Freemind catches a bad case of Catboy Maid disease.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    182
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    372
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    24
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    11638
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    Gordon spent 20 years helplessly flitting through memories and dreams. Now he's finally awake and everything smells like ashes. And yet, he's not passing up his chances to rough up the local dictatorship first, and get to spend time with those he missed second.

    (And maybe reexamine his totally platonic yearning towards a certain ex-spy-for-the-resistance.)

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    20 years is a long time.

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    2/?
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    24
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    3
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    Black Mesa gets a rare rainstorm, and one Gordon Freeman crawls out of the lab dungeons to see the phenomenon with his friend.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    14
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    286
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    Gordon is experiencing a rollercoaster of emotions. He's just woken up in a strange dystopia, but hey, at least Barney's alive! He's acting different, though. It's like... How long has it been?

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    1/1
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    1
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    Valentine's Day at Black Mesa seems boring. Barney's here to spice things up for the Freeman.

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    1/1
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    1
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    36
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    1
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    Gordon likes the traditions of the past.

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    English
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    320
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    119
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    uh fic thats gonna have slow updates probably but as always. ill try

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    2/2
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    13
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    The toad, the thing, leaps straight up into the air — and in a burst of violet light, it explodes. Barney flinches back — but in between blinks the thing’s gone, sparks and all, leaving behind only a patch of disturbed sand.
    For a moment, Barney’s little oasis is nearly silent. Black Mesa hums beside him and the wind tears through the desert. He stares at the spot the toad had just been, blinking away the pink and violet aftermath.
    “What,” Barney whispers, “in the goddamned fuck.

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    English
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    6,882
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    25
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    A series of bets and other related events to tell the tale of why Barney owed Gordon that beer and when he finally got it, sort of.

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    English
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    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    221

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