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    Agents Curt Mega and Owen Carvour have been captured after a botched mission. As they slowly begin to unravel a plot to kick the Cold War into a nuclear one, Curt must grapple with his hidden feelings for his partner.

    His love may be illegal, but—goddamn—an ass like Owen Carvour’s should be illegal, too.

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    Owen was dead. And Curt was stuck.
    He was supposed to be moving forward, keep training, keep going, keep living. That's what he learnt to do, that's what he was trained to do. But he can't.
    Of course he can't. Just because he made it out of the warehouse didn't mean he would keep moving like everyone wanted him to do. Expected him to do.
    They don't understand, he can't. Because that would be leaving Owen behind, that would be to keep doing the things that got Owen killed.
    Besides, it was his fault, why shouldn't he suffer a bit? The fall, the death; all his fault and his doing. He deserves this self-inflicted isolation (not that anyone else at the agency understood, if they did then where were they when Owen was falling?), and maybe he'll start moving again later.
    Once he's... but no, that would mean moving past, FORGETTING Owen. He can't do that. Ever.
    So Owen was dead, and Curt was stuck.

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    "Berlin, last spring, we made it out of there in what? Six minutes?"

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    Sent on a mission to retrieve blueprints from a facility in Berlin, Curt Mega meets MI6's best spy.

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    "Barb," Tatiana frowns, "What's wrong?"

    Barb sniffles, wiping a hand across her face in a desperate attempt to stop crying. "I don't know," She whimpers, "I just- I can't- I miss you guys. Like really bad."

    "Why don't you join us," Curt asks, tilting his head. "We aren't planning on leaving anytime soon."

    "I can't," Barb sobs.

     

     

    Barb struggles with conflicting emotions and her friends are supportive as always.

     

     

    Title taken from Captain Of The Team from We Are The Tigers.

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    Curt looks enraged. "You think WE did this?! This has the likes of A.S.S. written all over it!"

    "You're kidding," Barb says. "We would never do this."

    "Oh, sure," Curt says, "The corrupt, violent government of instigators draw the line at arson, I'm sure."

    Barb's eyebrows furrow. "Is that... Is that what Chimera's told you about us?"

    "Well," Owen drawls, "It's pretty common knowledge, isn't it?"

     

    Or, a She-Ra AU.

     

    Title taken from Warriors, the She-Ra theme.

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    Chimera were gone and he wasn't.

    Curt was gone and he wasn't.

    Or, Owen will do anything to make sure he doesn't get his revenge.

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    Curt didn't think Owen would let him live.
    But he did.
    Curt didn't think Owen would still care about him.
    But he did.
    Curt didn't think he would love Owen again.
    But... did he?

    (edit; so much more than that happens, i didnt know so much would happen, the summarys on each chapter are more acurate for where this is going)

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    Curt takes Owen back to his mother's safehouse. Owen's a madman. He's as guilty as sin. His mother's frightened.

    So is he.

    The past can't be re-written. The present just continues. The future doesn't exist.

    The Owen he knew is dead.

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    Thank God, Curt Mega isn't as dumb as he seems because Owen Carvour would be dead at the bottom of the stairs. Anyways, hello and welcome to this rp turned fanfiction... enjoy the chaos that shall unfold.

    (Alternatively titled: jesus christ I have no idea what's going on here but it's a thing that's happening...

    Fuck Adrien)

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    It's been four years since Curt mega last saw Owen Carvour. Four long years... but here he is. Standing right in front of Curt. It's Curts' job as a spy to protect the world from danger. But here, with Owen in front of him for the first time in four years, aiming a gun at his head, he finds he can't do it. He can't lose Owen again. He'd rather lose everything else. His job, his friends, his family, the life he's currently living.
    And he decides to do just that.

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    The aftermath of what would have happened at the end of the musical is Owen survived by a skilled act of Curt? With Chimera on the loose and one of their most dangerous weapons being held hostage by Curt along with the M16 and A.S.S believing them to be dead, how long will Curt find Chimera while also getting back his partner into his life? And when will Curt stop being oblivious to Barb's feelings towards him?

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    “Curt bit his lip. If he didn’t kill him, Owen could bring about catastrophic changes that the world just wasn’t ready for. If he did kill him, he would carry the guilt with him for the rest of his life, and above that, would never be able to see the man he loved again.

    There was only one thing for it: give himself more time to decide.”

    Was it me, or did Curt Mega seem just a little too cheerful at the end of ‘Spies Are Forever’? Perhaps there’s something he wasn’t telling us…

    After all, spies are forever.

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    The Theia Order pointed one of its metal blaster arms at him. Unable to run, Curt closed his eyes and waited to die.

    ALRIGHTIE THEN, CURTIS MEGA. YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

    “...what?”

    The robot seemed to, without having an expression to change, freeze. WAIT NO. THIS THING HAS TO HAVE PRE-WRITTEN DIALOGUE LINES RIGHT? UHH TRIGGER DIALOGUE ONE? NO?

    Curt started wheezing.

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    An alternate universe where the spy gang are apart of Hogwarts with parts of their lives during the years at Hogwarts with some fluff, angst and Curt being oblivious to Barb. Warning: There won't be much connection to what Harry, Ron and Hermione are doing during these years but it'll be hinted here and there for the years.

    Also AVPM will also be hinted here and there because why not!

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    “I want to be in the field again,” He stated, all of the boldness and courage flowing out of him, leaving nothing but the plain facts. “I want to be a spy again.”

    “Why,” Cynthia asked, reaching for something in her pocket.

    “I - well.” He swallowed, not quite expecting to have to answer this question. “It just doesn't feel right to not be in the field. I - I miss it, I guess. I miss travelling, and fighting, and all of it.”

    “What, married life isn’t enough for you?” She asked, scornfully, and Curt’s eyes fell to his ring.

    “Well, you know what they say about your first love,” He answered, and she made a noise somewhere between a laugh and a scoff.


    Alternate Universe where Curt remained a lone agent for most of his career, and never met Owen. So, Owen never "died". Curt also never realized he was gay (or at least, acknowledged it), and got married as expected of a man his age at the time. What follows is the story of what happens when he does eventually meet Owen and comes to the very abrupt realization that his life is built on a lie.

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    Curt and Owen meet again. It's only fair Curt is the one left for dead on the concrete floor this time.

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    After a disastrous breakup with her long-term boyfriend, Barb Larvernor isn't exactly looking for love. But when she (literally) runs into the beautiful Tatiana Slozhno, she can't help but be drawn to the charming Russian assassin.

    Meanwhile, Owen Carvour is in charge of tracking down his rogue former partner for the CIA, and Curt Mega just wants his mother to lay off for a bit.

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    Since he left the Service, Curt has made a habit of breaking into Barb's office to weasel tech out of her. She doesn't really mind, especially when it gives her the opportunity to pry into agent Mega's love life...

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    Agent Curt Mega had always liked British accents.

    After 1954, he liked them a hell of a lot more.

    After 1963, he liked them much, much less.

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    Or, Curt and Owen’s romance from the first time they met to the last.

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