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    This was previously called "WHAT'S A LIFETIME WARRANTY?", but damn, it sounded too awkward.

    When I started Don't Go Shopping, I promised you it will end well. And… it did.

    I can't make the same promise now, though.

    This starts at the half of Chapter 43 in Don't Go Shopping, I will add the part of the chapter that still applies as part of the prequel chapter here, all in italics, so you know when the new stuff begins. It's the "what if Legolas wouldn't have wanted to stay home with Thranduil, after his disclosure."

    And, in short, is all about the dark side having cookies.

    Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw

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    It is winter in Laketown. After the sudden death of his wife, Bard struggles to care for his children alone while trying to make enough money to feed them – that is, until he stumbles across the young, vulnerable Freja Gustafsdottir. Things begin to look up, until he realises that a chain of events has been kicked off – the consequences of which no one could have predicted.

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    AU :: Bard/Thranduil :: This has to be Thranduil’s doing. Yet again. :: Sequel to Ellinor

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    Bard is the new guy in town and everyone is talking about him, but he's too busy talking to Thranduil to care.

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    On their way to the Woodland Realm to visit the Elvenking, Tilda decides she doesn't want to eat rabbits any more, and Tauriel tells her about the Elves' alliance with the forest.

    Ficlet written for Writers' Month 2020 day 10, prompt "bunnies".

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    For most of the teenagers, being 14 means only one thing: puberty (and hormones but we don't talk about that :). Kíli Durin, however, is not every teenager. Besides some teenage crush, he's still got magic to learn and evil to fight.

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    Bofur needs a job, and Bard needs a nanny. This isn't at all about them needing each other.

    Or the not-so-long-awaited sequel to Living After Midnight!!!

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    It’s a marriage of convenience, a way to forever strengthen the bond between the Dwarves
    of Erebor and the people of Dale.

    Or so Sigrid tells herself.

    (REUPLOAD)

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    Bard did not quite manage to tell Thranduil exactly how he felt before the Elves left Dale to return home.

    Ficlet written for day 4 of Writers' Month 2020, prompt "long-distance relationship"

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    Bard and Thranduil look forward to a plentiful harvest for both their Kingdoms, as they watch their now-complete family grow even closer together. 

     

    Daeron and Rhian, only recently married have been blindsided by some recent news, and it puts a strain on their marriage.  After all they’ve been through together, will their love survive this?

    Turamarth and Evranin struggle to overcome their painful pasts, in order to look to the future, but Evvy’s growing friendship with a Woodland Elf named Saeros causes problems, and lives could be at stake.

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    So, because things just didn't seem ended with the last chapter in Don't Go Shopping, we have the sequel. Ta daaa!

    Please ignore the other story, All the Poison Money Can Buy (former What's a Lifetime Warranty), when reading this - that's an AU and has nothing to do with what will happen here.

    Also, the first idea when I started tinkering with this was to have a little PWP. You know, as a treat for all you lovely readers. Well. It decided it wanted plot. So... it is not porn without plot, it's porn with plot. Some deity help us.

    Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw

    In any case, it starts roughly 2 years after the events in Don't Go Shopping ended.

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    A collection of AU ficlets written for Writers' Month 2020 prompts.

    Day 1: tattoo artist/florist AU, featuring Thranduil, Bard and the kids

    Coming later in the month:
    Day 15: coffee shop AU
    Day 22: pet shop AU
    Day 29: high school AU

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    How could he never have noticed her before? Because after just one single glance at this lady and her breathtaking eyes, these bowman’s nights grow long and restless. He considers himself to be too old for infatuations like this, but yet there he is, watching her from a safe distance and craving her touch. Bard is determined to sit this one out, to wait until these unwanted feelings fade away… But we all know what happens when you’re trying to avoid someone in a small town…

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    When Bard runs into his old high school boyfriend again, years after everything went horribly wrong thanks to Thranduil's controlling bastard of a father, and finds out that things haven't improved, he can't help wading in to try and help out.

    Inspired by 'To Be A Father' by the lovely foxdeer!

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    "Sometimes you change your mind,
    Sometimes your mind changes you,
    And sometimes a witch changes your life."

    It all started with a single light in the dark of the night. If Bilbo had known it was about end with this mess he was in, he would have turned around and not spend a single second on watching it. But, unfortunately, our favorite Hobbit followed the light, completely unaware of the consequences that would change his whole life.

    OR

    After Rivendell, Bilbo wanders off and gets turned into a Dwarf. This has its pros and cons.

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    Buffy's old life collides with the life she's built in Middle Earth.

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    Mahal’s voice; inscrutable, pervasive, full of the wisdom of the ages, permeating every rock and mineral of the firmament, and surrounding Cantor’s like Kíli every moment of their lives.

    Kíli just really wished their Father would learn to be more specific in his wisdom, that's all.

    Now, the planned marriage between his brother, and the eldest daughter of Dale is out of the question, and Kíli finds himself volunteering before he even has a chance to question his Maker on the finer points.

    Like, how did a hasty proposal to the wrong daughter morph into what Kíli suspects might be his perfect match?

    Or, how in the name of Arda is he supposed to convince a wary, perfectly-imperfect princess that, beyond duty, and treaties, and politics, she holds his heart in her tiny grasp?

     

     

    A Forge of Origins Side-Story.

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    Kíli and Tauriel have been dancing around their feelings for a while now, neither ready to make the first move. Luckily - or unluckily - for them, the first move is thrust upon them in a completely unexpected way

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    Les dieux sont des êtres capricieux et facétieux. Ils sont toujours à la recherche de nouveaux héros à propulser au sein d'une épopée inédite, une fois la précédente terminée. Enfin, quand ils n'oublient pas celles qu'ils ont laissé, inachevées. Certains en font les frais, comme en cet instant d'ailleurs. Alice les priait très fort de lui accorder une autre destinée alors que la mort s'approchait d'elle. Quelle heureuse coïncidence...

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    With the first year done, Kíli could not wait to return to Hogwarts. Even with more magic under his belt, Kíli still struggled to prove his worth and overcome prejudices against his parentage and upbringing. His second year in the castle might turn out to be just as exciting as the first one.

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