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    Anal sex isn't always as smooth and perfect as some make it out to be.

    Steve and Bucky are reminded of this reality. Several times.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    7
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    302
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    Workaholic Hux doesn’t have time for relationships. He barely has time to grade all of his assignments while also ensuring that his students are the highest achieving in the school. When his friend and fellow teacher, Ms. Phasma, suggests he just needs to get laid, he’s skeptical. She decides some no-strings-attached sex is just what he needs, and no better place to find it than the internet. It’s all fine until he accidentally swipes right on Ben “Call me Kylo” Solo, and they’re a match. With more tattoos than teeth and a profile proclaiming him a "seminary dropout," what could possibly go wrong? Hux is certainly going to find out.

    A romance about awkward dates, bad sex, miscommunication, and finding love despite one’s better judgment.

    Language:
    English
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    76,753
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    540
    Kudos:
    2043
    Bookmarks:
    261
    Hits:
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    Do you ever need a fix of Family Guy Cutaway Gags?! Well, I'm your Black Tar Heroin dealer!

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    English
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    4,730
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    435
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    It's the 1970s and Hell wants Crowley to explore the temptation possibilities of filmed pornography.

    Aziraphale offers to help.

    aka Crowley makes the porno his pornstache deserves

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,507
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    681
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    Billy based sequel to Bird on the Wire.

    So Billy survived and now everything's- Well, he has no idea what'll happen next. But it's all good, isn't it? It's all behind him. He can move on- even with the weird marks on his body and his damaged car- At least for the latter there's a newly unemployed Steve Harrington hanging around, wanting to be helpful, and willing to drive him where he needs to go.

    Series
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    English
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    92,993
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    632
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    10277
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    Louis’ parents arrange his marriage with Harry. He’s fully ready to accept that he’s going to be a sad and lonely person for the rest of his life. But then Harry starts proving himself as more than just an asocial man with money.

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    English
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    18,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2094
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    Yuuji has finally been delivered the sexy nurse outfit he ordered a while ago. With Keiji out of the flat to run some errands, the only one he can show it to at the time is Kenjirou.
    Whatever if he is sick.

    Language:
    English
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    2,273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    42
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    Katsuki thinks he has this whole heat thing down. He's knows his cycle, he's on medication to suppress the symptoms, it's fine.

    And then Deku walks in smelling fucking irresistible.

    Now they BOTH have to figure themselves out before they embarrass themselves in front of the whole god-damned school.

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    English
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    25,450
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    1135
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    15156
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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying find out about the joy of proper lubrication. Lan Zhan feels really guilty. They discover that it's okay to switch roles sometimes. Based primarily on the novel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,603
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1345
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    Wei Wuxian lifted a hand and pressed it against the bruising bite that the asshole had given him, and watched Lan Wangji's pupils expand in the flickering hallway light with the sharp-edged clarity of exhaustion. Ahh, he was so stupid. All this time and effort he thought Lan Wangji had spent trying to save him, and he really just wanted to fuck him after all. His teenaged self would have been thrilled.

    He laughed, feeling the sharp edges of the sound pull at his throat. “Lan Zhan, don't tell me you're jealous,” he said, tilting his head to display the bite, watching Lan Wangji track the moment.

    “No,” Lan Wangji said, swallowing.

    Language:
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    5,256
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1860
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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are out of lube.

    They come up with an alternative.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1496
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    Baz is sad. Simon gets an idea to get a gangster grill of golden vampire fangs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,772
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    276
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    Grian loves being punished. The feeling of just letting go of all your stress and getting f*cked to the bottom of the earth, he lives for it.

    But, everyone has limits. Grian finds out his limit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    875
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    Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.

    Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,344
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1194
    Kudos:
    1067
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    16693
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    The beings from the ship had brought Steve and Tony their terms.

    To satisfy the ritual, one must penetrate, and one be pierced. Hardened flesh or steel; they had their choice. The consequence, should they fail to consummate, was the death of a continent. They were given a private chamber to deliberate and then act upon their choice.

    Steve was the first to say it. "I'm sorry, Tony. It's us or... countless lives at stake. You know we have to."

    It wasn't as though Tony would considered have any other option, either.

     

    (It's a classic "Aliens Made Them Do It" situation... with a couple of ironic, angsty twists...)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,532
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    762
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    Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji, looking for comfort in all the wrong places.

    Language:
    English
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    12,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    1801
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    Avon starts sleeping with Tarrant. Tarrant isn't as satisfied by this as he could be.

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    English
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    4,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    An anthology of characters having wet dreams and dealing with the aftermath.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,412
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    23803
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    Stephanivien and Joye figure certain matters out.

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    English
    Words:
    9,094
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    687
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    Or Top Questionable Authorial Choices by one and only, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky.
    (As an author, Shang Qinghua stood by everything he wrote, all right? He just didn't expect having to live with it. Literally.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,190
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    861

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