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    Simon's always had a price on his head. The goblins thought that he'd be easy pickings when they'd heard the rumors that he'd lost his sword, but he showed otherwise. Yet, what if Simon were truly incapacitated? Who might step into that power vacuum?
    Content warning for violence and medical situations.
    Bonus: Care to place a bet? Who would have worse bedside manners: Malcolm Grimm or Fiona Pitch?

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    tadej and jasper attempt to fuck in the shower.

    (that's it. that's the fic)

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    What's a Hokage gotta do to get held down and fucked?

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    An audio performance of afterism's story (30 min.)

    Ed thinks about the short and brutal lives of pirates. Stede introduces Ed to the concept of moisturising, and taking some time for one's self.

    Or, Ed's knee hurts and Stede's always keen to help out.

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    When he wakes, she knows. As always the first thing he does—when part of or all of his mind might still be lingering in dreams, either sheathed in a grasping nightmare or swaddled by something calm—is reach out for her. Just for a breath, for just an exhale, just long enough to know that she is warm and alive, his fingers moving to find her.

    Sometimes, when he has physical reassurances to quell his primal, animal fear of his mate’s absence, he pulls away and rolls over.

    Often, he does not.

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    Sapnap runs really low on cash and options, though thankfully all of his friends are sex positive with a suggestion. Woo him.

     

    [I'm so slow with updates, will not abandon tho!! Also check out my Twitter ^-^]

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    You hang with the popular crowd, always dressed in sweet little dresses and skirts, hair always prim and proper. You are dating Jason Carver, but you hate them all. It was far too easy to lie and cheat and manipulate your way into the top clique, dubbed the “Queen of Hawkins High”. You let your boyfriend kiss you and fuck you, always the little princess in their eyes. You are anything but… At night gone are your pink bows, replaced with teased hair and blood red lips. Center stage of a dimly lit dive bar in town, voice crooning through the speakers, shaking the walls and bringing men to their knees… that is where you thrive.

    Eddie never really noticed you, until he did. Now, he is fascinated. He caught a glimpse of something in your eyes as he walked past you in the halls, something he’d never seen before; frustration, annoyance, contempt, hatred… it burned behind your eyes, yet you kept smiling, giggling, and blushing at every word out of Jason fucking Carver’s mouth. It drives him crazy, not understanding why. The more he thinks about it, thinks about you, the more desperate he is to know. As he starts to sneak and pry his way into your life, the more he wants. And what Eddie wants, he takes.

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    Dumbledore gets his timing right for once... The Wizarding World is a darkfic Pornotopia. Innuendo or implied threat in the canon are exaggerated and pursued to logical conclusions, particularly when logic is lampshaded by the films. The dialogue leans on British TV character based comedy.

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    27/?
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    A series of illustrated drabbles based of off a kink prompt on tumblr.

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    5/?
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    Gabriel is Aziraphale's supervisor. Their relationship is abusive and unhealthy. Gabriel tries to convince Aziraphale that, yet again, it is all his fault, but Aziraphale slowly begins to realise the truth.

    Helping him in this realisation is the entirely unlikely (and not particularly altruistic) character of Hastur. While Crowley seems out of reach, Aziraphale falls almost willingly into the clutches of the other demon to get away from Gabriel. Hastur and Ligur team up with less than Good intentions, but not entirely Bad ones either... Will their influence convince Aziraphale to break with Gabriel, or will he keep being drawn back into the abuse?

    Abusive relationship themes, from different angles: mental coercion/gaslighting, plus physical abuse and sexual exploitation, finally straight out blackmail. Basically about how you get twisted round by coercive and manipulative partners, sometimes without even realising it is all wrong and how hard it is to get away.

    Lost of angst and some upsetting scenes. I think I've tagged all the main triggers - let me know if I've missed anything. Not finished this so might have to add more tags as we progress...

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    Written for the TsukkiYama big bang with wonderful chapter arts from Hanmi and Ray!

    A 5+1 fic of bad sex and coitus interruptus, also known as, 5 times I fuck up TsukkiYama's bedroom adventures hilariously and 1 time I let them have the best sex of their lives. Watch as Tadashi and Kei go through the trials and tribulations of their sex lives together.

    This takes place after their graduation from high school and contains minor manga spoilers.

    Chapter titles because I find them very funny:
    Chapter 1 - Walk-in Interview
    Chapter 2 - Research and Development
    Chapter 3 - Capital gains
    Chapter 4 - Audit Committee
    Chapter 5 - Market Penetration
    Chapter 6 - Return on Investment

    Enjoy the ride!

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    “You said.” Paul sets his jaw. “You said it would be too harsh. For me.

    In which Paul asks Robert to be rough with him during sex, and fails to communicate when he doesn’t enjoy the result.

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    Huening Kai and Taehyun are struggling in the bedroom.

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    Zuko has been hunting the avatar for six years of his life, and when he watches Katara take away the presumably dead avatar, he knows in his gut Aang will live. Before returning to the fire nation he comes across Sokka, who says that Aang sent him, to stay with Zuko until Zuko was ready to be good. The nineteen year old Zuko is forced to take Sokka prisoner and returns to the fire palace. Then the worst possible thing happens, he finds himself saving the water tribe peasant's life the only way he can think of - making Sokka his captured concubine.

    So now he is stuck in the palace, torn between sides of the war, between what he has always believed and what is right, with eyes constantly on them, and Sokka in his bed, being as much of an idiot as he always seemed to be.

    Only he learns that Sokka isn't an idiot, returning home sucks, and that maybe he can be the person the avatar, and his uncle, suggested he could be.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    Boyd blinked at him. He looked down at his dick which was, in fact, a big deal. Annoyingly big. “That’s not gonna work.”

    ----

    In which Stiles is determined to get fucked and Boyd is very, very patient.

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    “Get up,” Kristoph pressed his palm flat to Phoenix’s forehead and curled his fingers in the front of his hair. His hat had been removed and discarded somewhere in the room along with his shirt and hoodie.

    Wright nodded and stood. Sex with Kristoph was like clockwork, forceful oral sex, brief palming of his chest and sides, some marking, and then doggy-style penetrative sex. Phoenix took it as a punishment- no, more like medication he had to take. Lots of dry swallowing.

    (title from "how i get myself killed" by indigo de souza)

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    Alex Quackity and the perils of having a body.

    A series of vignettes. More specific CWs at the head of each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    100
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    12
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    Headcanons where dreamwastaken is just. HORRIBLE at sex. graphically genuinely terrible at it.

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    3/?
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    The first time Ed had sex, it wasn't all that bad, all things considered.

    There was a boy.

    Another fisherman's son that spent his days learning the trade down at the docks. Ed noticed the boy noticing him so one day, when his father was too drunk to miss him, Ed snuck away and had dragged the boy into an abandoned alleyway.

    The boy had tried to be gentle. The problem was that neither of them knew exactly what they were doing. Meaning they didn't realize they should use something to ease the way, but the pain had led way to pleasure, and the boy had even kissed him afterward.

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    Stede Bonnet isn't dead. Despite a ship in imminent danger of sinking, a crew incapable of following a plan, and an utter and devastating lack of self-awareness, he's determined to make amends for (what Lucius reliably informs him are) his many crimes against the man he loves.

    Shame Blackbeard's determined to kill him before he gets the chance.

    FINAL CHAPTERS - now complete - in which Stede gives Ed permission to ruin a perfectly lovely dressing gown.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    102
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    32
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