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    Jeongguk doesn’t know how spirit magic or Ouija boards work. He assumes it takes something a lot more complicated than a drunk man asking for a sex demon to show up for it to actually happen. Something like cutting your hand and letting your blood drip onto the petals of a rare flower. Or saying something religious into a mirror while doing the Macarena.

    That's how Jeongguk knows that this is a prank.

    That's how he knows that the boy sitting on his bed claiming to be an incubus is lying.

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    English
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    83,328
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    548
    Bookmarks:
    123
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    5726
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    Thor只要知道那原因,无论是以严刑逼供还是以不间断的高潮,只要是能让Loki说出实话,他都在所不惜。

     

    其实就是一堆肉(?)

    Language:
    中文
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    6,595
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    4244
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    當你被宣告成為一名金士曼時,梅林會讓你進到一個房間。你要獨自進入,然後一切再也不同,一個神秘的生物綁定於你的靈魂。你將變得更強壯一些、更快一些、也更容易自癒,並且在有迫切需要的時候,你可以召喚那被置於你體內的生物,來拯救自己,去拯救他人。但你必須小心謹慎,若你讓它們出來的太多,那你將無法以原先的模樣回家,如果還有辦法回家的話。

    沒人能知道居住於你體內的是什麼生物。那會在你的檔案中但被封存著,除非遇到真正迫切的情況。就連梅林都不知道他底下的探員們體內是什麼。

    伊格西不知道這到底算是有史以來最棒的還是最糟的事。不過他希望他能跟誰聊聊擁有觸手到底正不正常。他有好多的事希望能與梅林說。

    他太忙著希望他能說,那還要花上好長一段時間去發現梅林也在渴求一樣的事。

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    37,363
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    246
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    After a sudden tragedy, Castiel Milton and Dean Winchester reflect back on their youth in the beachside town of Sileas, Oregon, and all the lessons they learned on the path that led them to each other.

    In the Winter of 2008, Castiel visits his boyfriend, Dean, for Christmas. Despite all the big issues he and Dean have dealt with in the past, they've never had the chance to sort through the little things. Castiel is sure that their plans, from embarking on a road trip together, to spending time with the Winchesters, can only be good for their relationship. There's just one little problem that needs to finally be confronted: sex, and Castiel's difficulty with it.

    In the Summer of 2009, Dean and Sam visit their estranged father and his new family, who reluctantly allow Castiel to visit through Independence Day. All Dean wants is for his family and his boyfriend to get along, but between John's struggle to accept his son's sexuality, and his wife Kate's strange attitude towards Castiel, he's not sure he'll be able to make it work.

    Series
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    English
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    67,411
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1287
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    Guy is trying to grow up to be a Responsible Adult, he's trying really hard not to be That Asshole anymore. Really! He's trying! So hard!

    And then G'nort shows up with this pretty little item and Guy thinks, "What's the worst that could happen?"

    Amalgam of Old DCU and New Canon

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/8
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    Eggsy encounters a sexy Scot when Roxy coaxes him to have drinks at a different pub, Galahad's. A man who can put away scotch and speaks filthily to him with the same mouth, while Eggsy wants to show him what he can do with his.
    Everything working out in Eggsy's favor, until he has to take care of a drunken Roxy. Resigned he'll probably never see Merlin again, little does Eggsy know that he is the head bartender at Galahad's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,211
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    229
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4649
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    In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.

    Language:
    English
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    30,332
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    361
    Kudos:
    1035
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
    8359
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    An anthology of characters having wet dreams and dealing with the aftermath.

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    English
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    27,247
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    13919
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    Two sad, drunk men alone in a hotel room, in the middle of the night. You can probably figure what happens from here.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    Dean has an idea involving Cas, and pie, and Cas kind of just goes along because he can see Dean really wants to try this.

    Neither of them really thought it through, and it doesn’t help when Cas realises he’s ticklish.

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    English
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    1,644
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    259
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    Carol and Steve share a moment.

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    English
    Words:
    3,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    665
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    Hanzo's had a lot of thoughts about how it would be when they finally fell into bed together, but "bad" was not among them.

    They'll figure it out eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1705
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    Это история о Джоне и Шерлоке; история любви, рассказывающая о 365 днях из их жизни. Повествование − нехронологическое. Каждая глава представляет из себя законченное произведение. Но при этом данная история о том, что происходит в квартире 221Б (почти) каждый день, представляет из себя единое целое.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    261/397
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
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    663
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    Steve has an idea for Danny - to explore 31 different kinks, one for each day of October. And they may find out a few things about each other on the way...

    Some (probably mostly) sexual and some not, but there is a plot. Tags will be updated as relevant kinks are revealed.

    18: Cuffs

    Edit: I know I started this 2 years ago. But the show doesn't make sense either sometimes, lol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,804
    Chapters:
    19/32
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    12184
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    Hän tiesi, että oli astunut jo yli niiden rajojen, jotka olivat soveliaita. Mutta Adrianissa oli sitä jotain, joka sai hänet unohtamaan kaiken muun.

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    Suomi
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    4,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    17
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    26 and standing at the head of Parker Industries, Peter feels young in every way. He doesn't know himself, he lacks a lot of experience, and he's struggling to get a grip on what he thinks of the merc with the mouth, an absolute force who has starting pushing his desires in a direction that terrifies him.

    He desperately tries to come to terms with sexuality, even when it means dragging Wade flat on his face.

    Takes place after the dance scene in Spider-man/Deadpool, with important plot details omitted. Follows these two through extreme character growth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1995
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    I'm putting Placebo into this as well. If you've read that, you've read the first ch.

    This is dark. I love dark. Check the tags and notes before venturing further, thank you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,219
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    6856
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    Or: "That Time Spike Nearly Drowned Xander."

    It's Spike and Xander's anniversary and Spike has the perfect night planned out. Too bad nothing they do ever goes to plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    60
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    If there’s anything Nakamaru has learned in his thirty-five years on this earth, it’s that you can’t predict the future—even when you’ve been sent back in time to fix it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    Cynthia is going to enjoy her summer off, with as many beautiful women as she can... Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,399
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1848

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