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The Great Ferelden Bake Off by scatteringmyashes
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
15 Jul 2018
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Fenris and Hawke are both home bakers who are competing on the Great Ferelden Bake Off. Alongside a colorful cast of characters, this season is shaping up to be the most interesting and drama-filled one yet. Tensions - and yeast - will rise as they all fight to call themselves Ferelden's Best Baker.
Featuring: a lot of bad puns, dough proving itself, arguments over veganism, and far too much pining.
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Working at a cafe, you deal with plenty of assholes, but on one particular morning a simple confrontation with a rude costumer leads to become involved in a family of monsters, including a douchebag bag skeleton that means absolutely nothing to you. Hahahaha nope. Not at all.
Only, shit hits the fan when anti monster riots start getting more and more violent, forcing the small child you've grown to care for to take action in the most unexpected way possible, bringing you with them.
Since when was your life filled with superhuman children, ghostly figures, a talking flower, and a depressed skeleton?
*Major character death, racism against monsters, explict language, depression, suicide mention
*Updates will be every other week, but sometimes sooner if I get it finished in time
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Someone Else's War by Scouts_Mockingbird
Fandoms: Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
16 Jul 2018
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Veronica Sawyer is an exception— a person born with special abilities— so she is sent to Westerburg Academy to train to become a sentinel, like all exceptions. She goes reluctantly, having no desire to fight and die for a state that took her right to choose her path. While there, she meets handsome, dangerous rebel JD, who attempts to recruit her as a spy.
With nothing to lose and their freedom to gain, Veronica and JD finds themselves embroiled in a conflict that goes far deeper than they could have imagined, and they are the only two with any hope of stopping it. -
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A serial killer roaming the busy streets of Las Vegas soon finds that each kill brings an unexpected surprise; a sophisticated, easily-annoyed reaper. With each life they take, the reaper leaves them with more questions than answers, but the two soon find their lives connected in a very strange way.
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- English
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- 4,126
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- 4/?
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- 10
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A collection of Connor/Reader oneshots from various requests I receive. Most snippets take place post-best ending, unless stated otherwise.
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A girl finds herself thrown into the world of One Piece after taking a nap and is extremely confused upon waking.
This is going to end with her adopting 5 children, she can feel it. -
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It took them seventeen years to accept what they meant to each other. Now that they could finally live together in peace and harmony, mistakes from the past seem to threaten their happiness. A child that will someday kill its mother, the mind of a terrorist stuck in the body of a teenager and an evil guy fanboying around are only three of the problems they will have to face.
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Magicae est Potestas by danielxcutter, SomniumOfLight
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Undertale (Video Game)
15 Jul 2018
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Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)
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There's even a pun in the name, get it? Two brothers are on a boat escaping to god know's where. Things don't go exactly as planned though.
Oneshot/drabble
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- English
- Words:
- 188
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Uncharted Adventures of Sandro and his Miniature Nutcase by Kyn
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990s Movies), Batman (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), X-Men - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies)
15 Jul 2018
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In which a juvenile turtle and his highly peculiar friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of their elders. Sometimes they even end up babysitting Leatherhead's quadruplets. Cause, ya know. Parents are busy saving the world and stuff.
Newest chapter is "The Holidays - Christmas - Part Four," in which Sandro finally meats Akihide.
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- Part 3 of Wildcard
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Aly (Female Vault Dweller) is making friends in this god-awful, new world. She’s trying to make the world a better place. But when she’s running away from a past that isn’t even her own, how long will she be able to go on?
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Still a Better Ending than Shameless? by YertleTurtle
Fandoms: Shameless (US), gallavich - Fandom
15 Jul 2018
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" Ian exhales the breath he didn't know he was holding, shakily. There's so much he wants to ask - but he's distracted by the sound of trumpets in the background. "Is that ... is that Mariachi music?" "
Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.
Started before S8, so divergent from that season, i.e. no Gay Jesus - thank Christ!
This wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got here, but I think there's aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.Part I - Complete!
"Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean, the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."Part II - In progress.
"It’s a relief to crawl back under the covers because then he doesn’t have to think. And thinking makes him feel like he’s drowning in molasses, desperately trying to wade to a non-existent bubble of goo-free clarity." -
Our Love's A Broken Melody by leave_the_math_to_pidge
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Jul 2018
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In which Lance Mcclain, a popular guitarist in his high school, is too embarrassed to tell the living supercomputer Keith Kogane he has a crush on him so he resorts to tiny guitar picks.
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Lance Mcclain is popular in his school for being a skilled guitarist but one day while running late for class he bumps into the school’s straight-A student, Keith Kogane. That’s where the hurricane of confusing emotions, cheesy pick-up lines written on guitar picks, and dirty jokes from the tech-queen Pidge began. Why did he have to snooze that alarm? -
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Pink Diamond, aka Rose Quartz, had a very...unique sense of humor for a Diamond. Nothing exemplified that more than her personal ship, which was shaped like a pair of legs and had a big, er, behind. It annoyed her fellow Diamonds, and amused her to no end.
And now it belongs to Steven.
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Nice to sweet you! by mckvch (RaiseYourVoice), sadokii
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
14 Jul 2018
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他只见过康纳没戴眼镜，头发梳在耳后，皱眉时的样子。但是现在，镜头前的他微笑着，那副黑框眼镜后面的棕色双眼显得非常明亮，他的头发宽松， 柔软发卷的样子让马库斯突然想把手指伸进他的头发中去。好吧，操。
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- 中文
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- 1,004
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 3
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The legends all said that those who climbed Mt. Ebott never came back, but Frisk had. Many, many times. Until they had finally found what it was that made the mountain so dangerous:
Vines that like to trip people up and really big holes.
Frisk doesn't mind staying with Toriel in the Ruins - it's better than where they had been before, after all. But they're curious about the stairs they're not allowed to go down, about all the time that Toriel spends down there, and about the rest of the Underground the talking flower tells them is down there somewhere. Down the stairs and through the door...
Where they find a voice waiting for them.
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Intercourse Isn't Just A Place by wekingsandprettythings
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Jul 2018
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when in Intercourse, Dan and Phil do what they do best. Each other. ie Dan and Phil fuck in the bus on their way through Intercourse, PA.
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- Part 4 of tiny tour fics
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Welp... you fell down. Into a cave. With monsters. Mean monsters. The all want to kill you, but the problem is... they can't. Being a vampire does have it's perks, but it can also be a problem when you need to bite someone with blood and everyone around you is made of magic. Hopefully you'll get out in time, or those monsters will finally get that final soul. Not to mention, the monster you currently have captured and strapped to your back has been threatening to murder you from the get go and hasn't proved helpful at all... Well... maybe he can be helpful... actually... hes kinda cute... in his own way
And his neck is looking tastier by the day...
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- Part 2 of The Skeleton Games
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There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.
This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Yorozu-Kan!
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This work is inspired by "If Skyrim Had Chatrooms..." by SoulStealer1987! Go forth and read their works, they are AMAZING!
Basically, this is "A Cat's Tale"...in the form of a chatroom~! And given that there will be much canon divergence...
Expect a bit of humor and a lot of fandom wish fulfillment~.