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    YN gifts her beloved birthday boy with a new toy for their collection.

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    Hey, I just wanted to a bunch of rando oneshots. You don't have to read them in order or anything
    I hope you like it!
    😊

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    Frisk is tired of people, humans that only act for themselves, so she goes up to the mountain that she thought would surely kill her. She falls down Mount Ebott and is disappointed to wake up again, but it's not as bad as she first thought. Almost instantly she makes a new friend who always stays by her side. She goes through the underground and makes new friends, maybe even something more. But can she reach the surface before flowers take over her body or will it be too late for her?

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    Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.

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    The first Christmas after the war and everything is new and old at the same time
    Updated every day of advent

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    When Ben Solo is conscripted by his mother, the Mayor, to help promote a holiday-themed scavenger hunt organized by earnest City Hall employee Rey Niima, he's determined to ignore the attraction he feels for the lovely civil servant--and she's not interested in dating her boss' son (even if he is chivalrous and sexy). But when the scavenger hunt turns out to be 12 romantic dates at small businesses all over town, will either Ben or Rey be able to resist the seductive pull of the holidays?

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    spike really didn't think things through when they said izuru kamukura was the ultimate everything. thank GOD i came around to elaborate

    I CNAT BELIEVE NO ONE TOLD ME MY PROGRAM AuTOCORRECTED YESTERYDA ASDJFKLFLAFJFSDFLKJSDF IM SO SORRY FOR THE MISSPELLING THIS ENTIRE TIME IM SO SMOOTHBRAINED I DIDNT EVE NOTICE SD:OIFJDKLSFSFKJSD

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    “Surely you don’t think the demons just magically know how to possess a human, do you?”

    Jim Moriarty did have a posthumous game for Sherlock. But it’s something Sherlock never expected or imagined.

    Or, a Season 4 fix-it fic where Jim Moriarty really is dead but comes back as a demon to haunt Sherlock. The only problem is Jim is a total newbie at demonic possession so he tries to make-do and ends up making Johnlock happen. Only, it doesn’t happen the way you’d think.

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    Dean and Castiel have some fun with ropes.

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    So one day Violet Beauregarde creates a group chat with the others survivors of that candy trip and things does not goes okay.
    Characters based on the musical version, but some reference to both movies!
    I ´m just to emotional and depressive so I transformed my tears in bad jokes he. This was based and some posts I´ve found on tumblr and a small groupchat fic by klaviergavout!
    hope u guys enjoy and merry christmass

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    SO YOU AND THE SKELEBROS ARE IN A DISCORD AND STUFF HAPPENS???

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    "You know one thing." They close the book and tuck it under their arm. "You know I summoned you for a reason."

    "Hmm, do I?" Alastor taps his chin, taking another bold step forward. The human doesn't back away. Nor do they cower as he continues his advance until he stands right in front of them, having to bend low to meet their gaze. He places a single finger under their chin—noting their subtle flinch—and tilts it up to better look at their face. He asks, “What makes you think that, my dear?”

    “Your eyes.” They look over his face, seemingly taking everything in. “They showed interest. Otherwise you’d’ve killed me by now.”

    Oh, he likes this human.

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    They still meet, whatever the universe.

    Or, a florist, a bookseller, and a chance meeting in the rain.

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    While treasure hunting on the shores of Cape Caem, Talcott Hester finds a lost little boy in need of help. At a glance the child looks eerily similar to friend of the family Prompto Argentum. Unfortunately for Prompto, their commonalities run deeper than blonde hair and freckles.

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    ❝Wo-Would you like to be my Mommy...?❞ he asked cutely in a soft hesitant tone before quickly covering his mouth with his far too long sleeve for the hundredth time.

    His dark brown eyes looked so innocent and almost fearful of rejection as she stared at him agape in shock.

    That's how Lee Cho, a cranky as fuck no-nonsense business woman, got stuck with a 21 year old brat with the name of Park Jimin.

    She was far too old for this shit. She couldn't stand kids and at 31 years of age she had decided that she wanted to live alone and would just work herself to the bone so she could feed herself and her equally bitchy cat.

    But a fateful run-in with a needy and very horny babyboy decided to change her life in a way she couldn't imagine.

    A story in which an ornery woman has her life turned upside-down after accepting a wild request from a stranger.

    Disclaimer :: I don't own BTS and everything in this story is purely fictional craziness.

    For members only when it gets too much because story will get weird and nasty. Adults Only Please !!

    Story is also found in wattpad

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    For many years Junpei Kamijou has lived his life viewed as a total looser by his peers due to his lack of confidence and so called lack of talent so much so he started to tell himself they were right. By the time he finished Junior High he considered not bothering with High school at all till his stepfather recommends he tries a school called Akademisk Academy which Junpei decides to have a crack at till he realises there's one tincy wincy problem with the school that being it's a school for Demons and a whole host of other Supernatural beings so many in fact he'd barely make it through his first day without the help of Lavinia Leviathan one the schools most popular girls.

    Now Junpei must navigate a school with many secrets, a whole of host of eccentric staff and students and many more problems alongside an entourage of friends and allies of various races all the while Junpei must battle with his own self-esteem and ultimately become the great leader he's destined to become.

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    This story takes place after Glacier in Season 2.

    When Miss Bustier assigns the class to write poems, Adrien sets his sights on trying one more time to romance Ladybug. But when he strikes out again, he questions the superheroin about the boy she likes. The next day, Adrien listens as Marinette reads her poem to the class, using the same words and phrases as Ladybug. Which could only mean one thing?

    Rewind back to the previous day when Miss Bustier assigns the class to write poems. Marinette, with the help of Tikki, composes the perfect poem about Adrien. That night, Cat Noir bears his heart to Ladybug. She turns him down, gently. The next day, Adrien reads his poem to the class, using the same words and phrases as Chat Noir. Which could only mean one thing?

    Reveal (And Switch) is an Identity Reveal fanfic that tells two different stories that branches off, creating two different universes. The two different stories will be told in alternating chapters (Ex: Chapter 1: Adrien, Chapter 2: Marinette, Chapter 3: Adrien, etc.)

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    Hitoshi's heart sped up as he imagined how they'd respond to his earlier rude complaint. To be fair, he wasn't prepared to inform them, "I have the emotional maturity of a sponge, and your dreadful blonde sex clown made me feel things I haven't felt in years," so an insult was the next best thing.

     

     
    In which librarian Shinsou is mesmerized by the world's worst porn actor, despite his better judgment.

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    Rin and his crew are in America after a long journey manning a battleship. Sachi has already turned two. America does have a much larger population of zombies, but it also has more room to run and escape them as well. Tensions ran high on the way and now they're in unknown land. Will they all survive or will they fall apart and fall prey to the Corpses and people that wander the Land of the Free?

    *Sequel to Are We Dead Now?

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    19/?
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