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    After 3,000 years of imprisonment, Monsters are finally free. But ‘Free’ and ‘Safe’ are two very different things.
    While Humans learn to coexist with their new neighbors, something slithers in the dark, looking to bring it all crashing down.
    Angel and their adoptive brother, Asriel, will do everything in their power to protect this world’s future, no matter the cost…

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    Chapters:
    21/33
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    15
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    1
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    Reality is unchangeable. Or is it?

    Memories can be trusted. But should they be?

    Fate and Destiny are inescapable. Or are they?

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    What starts as the very worst day in Chloé Bourgeois' life becomes something even more impossible.

    And potentially Miraculous.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Stories inspired by Stories of Thedas vol. 2 prompts on Twitter

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    4,055
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
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    7
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    ❝You see we have a little bet going on between us teachers. The rules are pretty simple and straightforward; Who can fuck you best.❞

     

    IN WHICH

    a wicked game arises between the teachers. Going to all and any lengths to win this bet just to be able to prove themselves right - unfortunately at a student's expense. Lines will be crossed, morals will be forgotten, hearts will be broken and for what reason?

    A little taste of sin. They're all thirsting to win.

    And the target has been chosen.

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    106
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    Jack comes over. Franklin smells food. Franklin feeds him.

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    Excerpt:
    Hux pointed an accusatory ice cream scoop at the Lieutenant. “Compromising my officers means compromising my bridge and I will not have it. Therefore, I take it upon myself to ensure your rest is properly conducted. Now sit.”
    He expected Mitaka to sit. He specifically told Mitaka to sit. Instead, Mitaka stood, open-mouthed, and without comment, while Hux pulled out two bowls and two spoons.
    Hux held up the carton of Emperor Palppermint and frowned at the frozen Lieutenant.
    “Is there something wrong?”

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    Chapters:
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    Re quest for Eevui23!

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    2/2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "No one, absolutely no one, could hold onto one person after four years without them, people move on. But no, Jungkook is still, hopelessly, helplessly and most definitely, in love with Kim Fucking Taehyung"

    Jungkook did not deal with the break up well, even after four years, he still struggles with love and getting past his ex. He moves on with his life though, meets new friends, starts his own tattoo parlour and continues without the future he imagined.

    But when the one person who was the cause of their breakup walks into his life, Jungkook finds he has never been able to let go of his love nor the person he loves. A series of coincidences, or maybe fate, leads him back to the person he tried so hard to leave.

    OR

    Jungkook is still in love with Taehyung, Jimin and Jungkook become friends after years of hatred, effectively leading him back to his ex.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
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    18
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    One-shots and Smuts of all your favorite characters! Ranging from Class 1-A! The teachers! Villains! And More! Im always up for requests and suggestions so hit me up if you have an idea or want a story!

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    Chapters:
    110/?
    Comments:
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    3460
    Bookmarks:
    330
    Hits:
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    Peter Parker sits on the cool metal floor of the spaceship that is currently hurtling them through the infinite vacuum of space towards a planet where an alien who wants to destroy half of the universe is going to meet them. He sits, watching his idol and a wizard argue with one another and thinks, this is stupid.

    Or that one fic where Peter's watched enough movies to know that you never face the enemy in their own territory. So, with the help of Doctor Strange and Mr. Stark, Peter begins the quest to save the universe—and maybe find a family along the way.

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    20,682
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    50
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    In a shameless Cinderella AU, Prince Adrien goes incognito as Chat Noir to find himself a spouse at the most elaborate masquerade the kingdom has ever seen.

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    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Third installment of the A Cup a Day one-shot dinluke series. This one is explicit, so warning before you read. Best to read the first two installments first (IMO).

    Din and Luke get some time together, and finally Luke is able to make the drink he promised Din at the café. Fun and funny...and sexually explicit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    457
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    Here a kink, there a kink. Let's go exploring, shall we?
    Each chapter will feature a different pairing and a different kink. No continuity, so skip around as you please!

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    Chapters:
    4/21
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    You live in japan.
    Period edo around 1800.
    You are a farmer who was adopted as a little child and abandoned again 1 week before turning 18 years old, to save your life.
    You barely manage to survive on your own in the monster district, as it is the only place where you could survive without being found by your fiancé.

    You live in peace and calm until a monster take interest in you.
    He mentioned being a samurai so, maybe he can protect you or at least let you live with him until your horrible fiancé forgets all about you.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    396
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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo
    Prompt: rough

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    May is trying to make her way through life undisturbed but with an unwanted ability to feel all emotions around her, she finds it impossible. Or so she thought before she met a certain skeleton that turns her life upside down.

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    124,516
    Chapters:
    22/80
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    4140
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    If you’re down for crossovers, you’ll want to keep an eye on this. If you liked Ever After High and rooted for Emma Swan in Once Upon a Time, this story’s for you. If you loved Disney’s Descendants, then this is definitely for you.
    This story takes the children of fairy tales from all three shows/movie series and drops them in one world. Wanna find out how things unravel? Great! So do I. Let’s get started…

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    10,327
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    584
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    A world is torn in half, blood spilt and dust spread. Y/n escapes her toxic background and travels through harsh terrains and blistering cold temperatures in hopes of finding the Monsters to help fight for their independence. Finally, it seems all her work has paid off! Unfortunately for her, she doesn't quite get the warm welcoming she was hoping for. Will the monsters accept her as one of them? Will the world ever know peace again? Is it possible for something as beautiful as love to blossom in something as destructive as war, and will Sans ever pick up his dirty sock? Y/n is uncertain but knows if she stays BRAVE in the face of danger, she can do anything.

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    26,938
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1238
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    Johnny truly, truly didn't mean to, but he couldn't help but find himself enamored by Jaehyun. The quiet barista with eyes that glitter and bruises that bleed onto his pale skin like watercolors.

     

    Or, Johnny is a CEO that's sick of the monotony of his life. Jaehyun is a welcome addition.

    Language:
    English
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    6,068
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    194
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    “Do you think... having bad parents inevitably makes their children bad too ?...” Keigo asked out of the blue, glancing back to the white-haired boy.
    Touya threw him a confused look and scanned his face scrupulously.
    "The only thing you should worry about are the choices you make, not the ones your parents made. There is no such thing as being a lost case at birth. That's ridiculous.”
    A warm feeling squeezed Keigo's heart as he dived his eyes into Touya's ones.
    “You really think so ?...” he almost whispered, throat a bit strangled by the sudden relief.
    The beginning of a smile appeared on Touya's face as he nodded. “Of course, birdbrain.”

     

    Or, what if Dabi and Hawks actually met each other fifteen years ago at the commission training ?

    Language:
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    84,510
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    160
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    7214

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