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Alterning Sleep Deprivation and Dreams of Your Loved One Isn't Easy (obviously) by YuumeTheWitch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jun 2020
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Hitoshi's having... Dreams, since some weeks.
But not dreams like a monster is running after me help or what the hell is happening, no.More like dreams of classmates moaning and begging under him.
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Shinsou is pining on Todoroki and trying to not fall asleep in class
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- English
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- 3,315
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Friendship Is Magic by Pyramyriad
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of Dimensions
03 Jun 2020
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Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.
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Welcome to Mantle. Home to operations of the Schnee Dust Company, known for doing nearly anything that turns a profit, and home as well to its many mine workers. Struggling under backbreaking conditions and predatory debt lending, the faunus could use all the help they can get... and once upon a time, there was a group who lifted them all up together, led by the enigmatic Vox Faunus.
But Vox Faunus is gone. And without their shared voice, the repression has been brutal. Eudico remains, once the face beneath the mask, but in this new world since the Fall of Beacon, there's not much more she can do. Not unless things start changing for the better, for once. Not unless the right spark lands to ignite a new passion in her weary bones.
Things are certainly changing, in some way or another. Maybe this will be the day.
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- Part 2 of Under a Broken Moon
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"Do you remember what you did to Gordon when he investigated Kristen Kringle's disappearance?"
Ed nodded; he would never forget his first steps on the way to becoming the Riddler.
"I want you to do something similar to me this time."
"You want me to frame you for a murder?" Even saying that out loud seemed preposterous.
"Yes. And after today I know just the right pawn to remove from our game."
— ☂ ? —An entirely canon-compliant version of what happened to Penguin and Riddler during the six months after the fight with Bane, explaining what led to their imprisonment and how they spent ten years before the Batman arrived.
I refuse to believe that such powerful super-villains just sat still for a decade and did nothing to escape or turn the imprisonment into an advantage. Gotham didn't pause for ten years waiting for Bruce Wayne, and I'd like to describe some scenes that I suppose could've happened during that time.Series
- Part 1 of Penguin's gambit
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BNHA One Shots and Smuts by Beatleslover2005
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jun 2020
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One-shots and Smuts of all your favorite characters! Ranging from Class 1-A! The teachers! Villains! And More! Im always up for requests and suggestions so hit me up if you have an idea or want a story!
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Soul of Fire by BubblyShip
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
03 Jun 2020
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( This is the third book to Sans' House Guests, you should go read that and Shadows of Remorse before you read this because you will be confused on what the heck is happening! This is an original crossover story between Undertale and CreepyPasta where Sans is the main character and makes some CreepyPasta friends! I own neither UnderTale or CreepyPasta, I just own this story and crossover idea! )
17 years.
It's been 17 years since Sans had last been heard from, and his old friends and family have grown to accept that he wasn't coming back. They made their mistakes, they pushed Sans out of their lives. It was only fair that he lived his on his own accord. And if Sans didn't want Papyrus to be included in that life, then that was fair.
But it doesn't look like either have a choice when their lives clash again.
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- Part 3 of CreepyPasta x Undertale
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100 HP Drabbles in 100 Days
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Hot For Teacher by BedBandit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jun 2020
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Shouta Aizawa, aka Eraserhead, is a pretty good guy overall. Good hero, great teacher, okay friend. He's doing pretty good in life all things considered, and even if they're exhausting he likes his students. Hell, maybe even loves them, as he had risked his neck more than once to help and protect them. And he thinks they like him too.
What he didn't expect was that one of his students likes him a little too much.
Now Aizawa is stuck in a very uncomfortable situation which brings out a slew of memories and thoughts, some of which he has neither the will nor the energy to deal with. And that's not even the only relationship he's going to have to re-evaluate.
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Chicken And Waffles by piratesquared
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jun 2020
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Spider-Man and Deadpool destroying dudes then hooking up straight after? It's more common than you think!
The two super-buds have been sharing a casual thing for a while, but the lack of identities starts to grate on Peter. What's this about a dating site? And some guy with all the right words?
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After his father dies and leaves him nothing but the coolest car ever manufactured, the whole world turns to shit. Caught in the middle of a pandemic while attending the funeral, Dean is told he can’t return home and has to find somewhere else to ride out the mandatory month-long quarantine. Out of options, he calls his best friend Benny.
Cas has lived with Benny for awhile - the bed was comfy, rent was cheap... the orgies were just a bonus. It wasn’t a half-bad place to live out a permanent bachelor lifestyle, or an irritating lockdown - but he’s about to get more than he bargained for when Benny takes in a stray.
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16 Future Students of Hope High, a prestigious school inspired by the fictional Hope´s Peak Academy, who all have Ultimate Talents, are forced into a Killing Game and must fight to survive. As friends turn into enemies and victims turn into culprits, even the nicest of them do gruesome things just to stay alive.
FinishedSeries
- Part 1 of DanGanFan
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Signs of Life by round_robin
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Jun 2020
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“I never should have introduced you two,” Geralt hissed. Lambert, standing right next to him, legs wide, arms open ready to catch, smirked. “I'm fucking serious. First winter I bring him by and you're going to break him.”
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Fics and Prompts
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May is trying to make her way through life undisturbed, but with an unwanted ability to feel all emotions around her, things get pretty difficult. until she meets a certain skeleton that flips her world onto its head.
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Bond sleeps with seven married women, has a middle age crisis, gets drunk and breaks into Q's flat.
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Crowned Joules (A KamiShin Royalty AU) by Cherry_Choclate_Saturday
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jun 2020
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Prince of the Shocklum Kingdom, Denki Kaminari, is on the hunt for his ruling partner in crime. Well, his mother is. And when she brings in a princess of his age, Kyoka Jirou of the Vibrania Kingdom, he thinks things might finally work out...
At least until he looked past her and his eyes land on the most attractive guy he’d ever seen. A guy with bags under his eyes that could be seen from miles away and purple hair that defied gravity. A guy who tossed a whole wrench in his mother’s plan to set the young prince and princess up together.
Follow these two as they sneak around, slowly grow closer as they fall hard for each other, and completely disobey the Queen’s rules.
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Bad Pick Up Lines and Christmas by Kirixbaku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jun 2020
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A couple of years ago, Katsuki made the rookie mistake of drinking to much in front of his idiot roommates. Make a short story shorter, they took pictures of him, wrote a bio, and threw his drunk ass on a dating app.
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You know all those anime where a character is summoned to another world? Well call this a cliche but that exactly what happens. James Peterson was his name before he died from heart failure, he expected fluffy white clouds and a golden gate, what he got was a crumbling building and moldy air. If that wasn’t bad enough he comes to realize he has become a minor villain in a b-rated dating sim. This character existence is sorely to be killed by the hero to save the heroine, or be killed by the villain as a disposable pawn. A foil, a scapegoat, basically the worst possible character to be!! So instead of dying miserably, ‘Angel’ is going to be even less of a side character, he’s going to abandon the plot altogether! However the ‘system’ won’t let him go so easy.
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In a shameless Cinderella AU, Prince Adrien goes incognito as Chat Noir to find himself a spouse at the most elaborate masquerade the kingdom has ever seen.
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After Ketch saved Gabriel from Asmodeus he was messed up. So was Sam after seeing the long lost angel who he believed to be dead. But will Sam be prepared for all the bad pick-up lines?
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"He helped the other into the bathtub and got his hair wet. As he started to apply shampoo to his hair he noticed how Gabriel looked at him.""The archangel knew that most of those lights were offices where no one lived. But he didn't say anything he was just happy and calm. He then leaned against the other and for just a moment time stopped."
"'I got so scared when I heard your prayer. My father, are you alright?' He cupped Sam's face in his hands."
"Gabriel put his one hand on the other's cheek and gently brushed it with his thumb. He then kissed him again."
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Buddie First Kiss Week 2020- 1. Related to Pride
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- Part 1 of Buddie First Kiss Week 2020