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C'était un rejeton des neiges, Trafalgar Law. Il avait les mains froides et le cœur assorti, mais souvent du thé ou la fourrure d'un ami pour se réchauffer. Avec l'équipage au Chapeau de Paille, il fallait plutôt prendre garde à ne pas se brûler, tant leurs sourires flamboyaient.
Petit recueil d'écrits courts sur Law et nos pirates favoris.
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- Français
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- 191
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this infinite between us by redonthemoon
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
17 Sep 2018
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Hal Jordan has a plan: turn 18 and enlist in the Air Force to follow his father's steps. He couldn't care less about school and homework. Failing all his clases, with no perspective of graduating he's assigned a tutor.
Enter Barry Allen who chases Hal when he decides to skip their first study date and won't accept no for an answer.
High School AU
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The Uncharted Adventures of Sandro and his Miniature Nutcase by Kyn
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990s Movies), Batman (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), X-Men - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Sep 2018
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In which a juvenile turtle and his insane friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of the older generation. Between Uncle Michelangelo's omnipresent desire to nurture and Uncle Leonardo's aloof, hesitant forays into mentorship, hopefully someone can love some sense into Sandro's Miniature Nutcase before she robs a bank or something.
The Newest Chapter is "The Exchange Student - Part Four"
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- Part 3 of Wildcard
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Someone, somewhere, has messed up, no one is pleased with this.
Instead of going home, eight skeletons find themselves in a place unlike any of their homes. The natives don't seem too friendly either.
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- Part 4 of Nothing Left To Save
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You and Sitara have met in College and been friends ever since. When you decide to move to San Francisco, she lets you stay at her place for a few weeks, until you find a place to live on your own.
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can't get it up without you by Curionenene for fanficloverme96, tangowithsuga
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Sep 2018
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“Alright, so, everyone’s here? Great. Then we can start. So, it's been two weeks since all of us have started with babysitting—”
“Cockblocking.” Both Seokjin and Yoongi chorus at the same time.
“—our two lovely soulmates, Seokjin and Yoongi hyungdeul, who still apparently hate each other.” Hoseok says, easily ignoring the two as he breezily carries on. “So this meeting is sort of a meetup to discuss what happened through the weeks, tackle any problems we had and discuss and share ideas and tips on what we observed and think we can improve on. It would have been better to do a weekly thing, but we're all busy adults with a shit ton things to do, so bimonthly is probably the best we can do. Any questions at this point?”
Jimin slowly raises his hand.
“Yes, Jimin?”
“I thought we were all here because it's been two long-ass weeks and we all saw things that we wanna drown in the sweet oblivion of vodka?”
(Or: Yoongi and Seokjin are soulmates. They hate each other.)
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Morning Is Broken by beer_good
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Thursday Next - Jasper Fforde, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Sep 2018
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Everyone has their morning rituals. Until one day in early season 7, when they're interrupted by the latest curs... sorry, curse to strike Sunnydale, and change the very nature of reality in a drastic weigh. Sorry, whey. Now Buffy, Dawn and a very embarrassed Willow will have to figure out what's going on, possibly with the help of ... Bilbo? Oh deer. Think we're under a spell of the mis- variety.
A Buffy/Lord of the Rings crossover with some help from Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next-verse.
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It wasn't Floweys first Timeline like this and is probably not his last either. But something doesn't feels right.
Something is of.
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Next round he will try something new.
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It's Not a Big Deal by hangonsilvergirl
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
17 Sep 2018
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(6:50) I thought you wouldn’t want to be left hanging re: my dick epic
(6:51) Pun again unintended
(6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick***
An AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number.
Inappropriately, naturally.
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- Part 1 of The Best Jokes Are Bad Ones
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Virgil believes that your significant others should always be your best friends.
Logan believes you should only be in a relationship if doing so makes you happy therefore all types of relationships are valid if the people involved are satisfied.
Roman believes in people being predestined to be together, whether that's as friends or something else.
Patton believes love is when you share everything with someone and he has a lot of love to give.
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***Slow Updates***
A mother, her daughter and the latter's girlfriend find themselves in Thedas with no explanation and far too much time on their hands. Two of them are pretty well versed in the lore ... one of them ... isn't.
How will Thedas survive their ridiculous antics?
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David is a member of the mafia, lead by Cameron Campbell.
Daniel is a cop.
And they somehow make it work. They are dorks.It's actually just a funny little story with a lot of bad puns and dad jokes because I love them and want to share them. Also I think they are absolutely hilarious.
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(Ladyblogger79 added FashionProdigy, DjNinoo, and ModelBabe to the group chat)
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papyrus was always there for you. and sometimes you were there for him
Bunch of oneshots about interactions between reader and papyrus but extends to other alternate universes as well or the reader playing god. May or may not be interconnected.
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Movie night. AKA free beer and free therapy.
Diamonds represent warmth, light, femininity. In the Tarot, they symbolize money, courage, and energy. Fortune-tellers associate diamonds with intelligence, savvy, wit, and spirit.
The second work in a series surrounding asexual representation. Happy birthday Emma!
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- Part 2 of Ace Knights of the Round Table
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There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.
This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Yorozu-Kan!
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HP, 730/850. Status effects: none. Current buffs: +3 confidence from additional party member. Current debuffs: -2 stamina from environmental effect. Quest items still needed: russet potatoes, dumpling wrappers. Current mission: do something couple-y to express your feelings. Okay… not half bad. Although she should probably go for it before she could think too much about how embarrassing it could be.
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Noctis stakes his claim.
* Sequel to 'Chirapsia.' *Series
- Part 2 of Chirapsia
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In which a lot of Sanses (or the Sans figures or whatever, like US Pap*) meet each other in the void and ships ensue.
Updates: Chapters update when I update them. Anyways, short chapters cuz I'm lazy and don't feel like doing long ones.
*Ooh! It's technically the Judges/Sanses, there we go.
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Frisk thought her 18th birthday would be special, she didn't know how right she was. Kidnapped for experimentation, Frisk spends the next three years in a living hell. Her friends never gave up the search, but can they fix the damage to her soul, and how will they handle the latest success, monster/human crossbreeding? Only time will tell.