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    After Shiro’s well-meaning, but pushy brother tells him to ‘get out more’ he does just that, taking a summer job as a Fire Lookout in Balmera National Park.

    However, his plans for a relaxing summer are derailed when he meets a mysterious young man with authority issues and a penchant for breaking and entering.

    As their unlikely friendship blooms into something more, strange things start happening, and Shiro begins to wonder just who he can trust.

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    A mother, her daughter and the latter's girlfriend find themselves in Thedas with no explanation and far too much time on their hands. Two of them are pretty well versed in the lore ... one of them ... isn't.

    How will Thedas survive their ridiculous antics?

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    Welp... you fell down. Into a cave. With monsters. Mean monsters. The all want to kill you, but the problem is... they can't. Being a vampire does have it's perks, but it can also be a problem when you need to bite someone with blood and everyone around you is made of magic. Hopefully you'll get out in time, or those monsters will finally get that final soul. Not to mention, the monster you currently have captured and strapped to your back has been threatening to murder you from the get go and hasn't proved helpful at all... Well... maybe he can be helpful... actually... hes kinda cute... in his own way

    And his neck is looking tastier by the day...

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    “we met online and we’re finally meeting irl and oh my gods you’re hotter in person” or in which Percy flies in from New York, Jason's dying, and Annabeth missed the Good Stuf^TM

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    Jeremy Heere and Michael Mell were starting their junior year of high school, and Jeremy was determined to be cool, while all Michael wants to do is survive.

    The events of Be More Chill... but with my own twist

    (things that are in parentheses are internal monologue)

    ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    Big thank you to @thesaltydragon and @UnfortunatelySux for helping me edit this story. Go check out their stories :)

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    In which a juvenile turtle and his highly peculiar friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of their elders. Sometimes they even end up babysitting Leatherhead's quadruplets. Cause, ya know. Parents are busy saving the world and stuff.

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    Sans is fed up with the bullshit of the human world and has grown rather bitter. He doesn't even make as many bad puns. When a girl helped and befriends his brother, Sans is skeptical. He fears she is using Papyrus somehow. Sans takes it upon himself to investigate what you were playing. He finding out that monsters aren't the only ones who are outcasted...

    (this is San's POV of "Someday")

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    I was expecting a fair bit when I moved to Paris. New surroundings, new people, and maybe some snow. What I hadn't expected was to step off the plane and into a brand new world of magic and heroes. I suppose a quiet life was a bit too much to ask for after everything I had done, but would it have killed that old man to find me a job that wasn't in a school?

    Cross posted from FFN.

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    Midoriya thought that he’d finally started to get his life together after moving out of his moms house. He had a decent sized apartment, he had a steady part time job and his college classes were, well ok. Shit hits the fan when he accidentally spills coffee on a customer at work though, who also happens to be his new neighbor? He’ll never live this down.

    Or a mess of Bakugou and Midoriya slowly getting together through tons of movie nights, 3am food runs, work visits, hanging out with friends, meeting each others parents, lots of awkward misunderstandings and shitting on each others cooking skills. It's a wild ride that works out...-
    -Somehow.

     

    (I'm horrible at summaries uh oh)

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    When the army of each of the four kingdoms reunited at the Vytal Island to sign a peace treaty, a massive hoard of Grimm attacked every soldier in sight, ending the lives of almost everyone who attended the ceremony. The survivors returned to their respective homelands and called treason; they blamed the other kingdoms for what happened.
    Remnant's Great War ended in caos, and so, the four nations remained divided.

    RWBY AU where there are no hunting schools, no CCTS, and the Faunus were never given Menagerie as a safe haven.

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    Small funny or dumb stories revolving around the Ace Attorney cast.

    I will also take and consider requests.

    Guidelines for Requests:
    Must be a User. Guest Requests will not be taken.
    PM the requests, please. Nothing outside of Ace Attorney 1-5 as of now.

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    Monsters have just been freed from the Underground after a year of Frisk, Chara, and Asriel breaking the barrier. When the Monsters emerged from the ground, the Human population became frantic, more alert, adjectives I have yet to add in. They were all treated like...animals. Always being inspected by the way they look, the abilities they had, their sexual orientation, gender, SOUL color, etc, etc.

    Some Humans, (including reader) saw themselves as a 'Monster Supporter/Ally'.

    It's 2018 and Monsters are now attending your specific school. You're having trouble finding Humans to join your Theater Club. Might as well see if Monsters want to help onstage or backstage.

    What could go wrong???

    lol lots of things~ ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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    After years of daydreaming Eren and his best friend Armin finally move away from their tiny hometown, to pursue their careers in the big city. Their first celebratory night out leads them to a mysterious night club in an alleyway, the members of which will cause as much turbulence in Eren's life, as the brunet will bring into theirs. Everything Eren knows about himself slowly starts to change as his past and future dangerously collide.

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    LoVe: a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt others.

    HoPe: a way of measuring someone's will to live.

     

    He forgot what it was like to be loved.
    He forgot what it was like to have hope.
    He forgot what it was like to be free.
    He forgot what it was like to laugh and smile.
    He forgot what it was like to feel alive.

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    Summary of Sorts: Hermione brings a Muggle Magic device to the usual round of post-workaday drinking and Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry, however, has his doubts as to the oracular ability of a glorified marble, especially when it comes to his personal life. This is a fickle, fateful fic, posted in drabbles, on a semi-daily basis.

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    A series of drabbles (sometimes erotic, sometimes not) across multiple different pairings and fandoms inspired by pieces from Amanda Oaks & Caitlyn Siehl's collection of short poems called 'Literary Sexts.'

    (Usually NSFW but ratings will vary depending on the chapter)

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    When Odin is kidnapped from Nohr, Selena and Laslow must shed their disguises in order to save him. When the Nohrian royals and Niles chase after them, the two have no choice but to accept their help. As it turns out, a much more sinister plot is at hand.

    Cross-Posted on FF.Net (same author name, same title)

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    "Becoming a camboy had never been Seokjin's first choice."

    In which Jin is a camboy trying to pay for rent and tuition and Namjoon is a rich brat who likes to play sugar daddy. And nothing is really like it seems.

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    oliverking: the semester started a week ago and this gc already is a mess do you want it to crash

    irisbest: how did we even get so many members within a week

    ronnieraymond: penguins

    pipes: explain

    ronnieraymond: we huddle like them

    heatwave: what did you smoke dude

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    After defeating the Calamity, Zelda and Link embark on a journey: she wants to get acquainted with the new Hyrule, and find her place again in the world.

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    33/?
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    8
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