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    Low in spirit.

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    Hello friends!

    This is where I shall accept, and post, requests and prompts for any of the pairings listed in the relationships tag! I'll also likely dump small drabbley bits I have bouncing around in my docs here, too. Please refer to chapter one for rules! If you're here to request something, do not skip chapter one! If you're here to read, it will be from chapter two onward.

    Characters and tags will be added as needed.

    REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED! CHECK BACK IN A FEW WEEKS!

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    You made it to the Surface.
    You made the right choices.
    You have a new life, a new home, a new family who loves you and who you love with an intensity that surprises you sometimes.
    You saved everyone.

    But that knowledge doesn't keep the nightmares away.

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    The one where quirkless fanboy Midoriya Izuku rescues Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, gets mistaken as his fiancé while he is in a coma, and gets caught up in the most unlikely fake engagement... until his childhood enemy and Todoroki's classmate Bakugou Katsuki tries to catch him out, and they both end up discovering a lot more about each other than they'd expected.

    Quirkless AU based on the film; endgame BakuDeku.

    --

    Katsuki didn’t know when the change had happened: how he had gone from asking why Todoroki chose Deku of all people, to wondering why it was Todoroki that Deku chose.

    Troublesome Deku, who cooed like an idiot at cats, tripped at a random catcall and sang badly. Who, despite everything, proved that it wasn’t the quirk that defined a person.

    Deku, who was too much, not his, and undeniably off limits to begin with.

    Update: Epilogue added

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    For your 21st birthday your grandmother gives you her flower shop as a present. Soon you meet your neighbors and all seven of them have some pretty interesting secrets. You somehow find yourself entangled into a world that you only thought existed in fairytales. Now you’re surronded by seven gorgeous men, all of the supernatural... and all seven of them are falling for you! What’s a girl to do?

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    “Why do we have so many lamps?”

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    For every day of the month of March, a one shot will be posted centering on the BatFam and Assorted DCU heroes.
    *Prompts Accepted and Encouraged!

    3/19/2019:
    It begins, as many things do in this family of theirs, with a boy in a cape and too much energy to know what to with it.

    They’re on a rooftop, and Dick’s small booted foot is tapping in impatience, and then a mischievous smirk that he will soon become known for slips onto his face.

    He turns to face Bruce.

    And then, with no hesitation at all, he gets up and clambers onto the man’s back, leans in close that he can whisper a single and very crucial word, one that will leave an impact for years to come.

    “Tag!”

    Then Robin slams a hand on top of the cowl and pushes off the older man’s back, flipping around and taking off at a run, laughter ringing high all around them.

    And Bruce blinks, because what, and then he realizes that Robin is running away from him and that that is probably not safe for a nine year old, and so he chases after him.

    This is the first.

    It will not be the last.

    (Batman will always follow his Bird.)

    The rest, so they say, is history.

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    Adrienne was a girl with many dramas, be it her friends, her family, her school, or her job. She had friends who weren't friends, felt like a personal uber to those she cares about, and still is dealing with her own mental and emotional battles! Just when she thinks things can't get any stranger, while leaving from her friend's home in an off putting mood, she sticks up for a skeleton who is being picked on. Just like that, she is surrounded by a hoard of bone-men! Can she handle the wave of boneheads invading her school, job, and personal life? Or will she not find this as humorous? Tibia honest, she will love it. After all, they are ribbed for her pleasure! XD Enjoy the story, and the love (and chaos) that ensues in X's And Bones!

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    In a world where monsters alongside humans exist there sits many academies that train people both human and monster to maintain the ever fragile peace as Peacekeepers however when a series of sinister forces scheme and connive in the background it's up to one particular student of Japan's Hanagaro Academy by the name of Shinjiro Amajiki to put an end to said sinister forces and carve his name as the world's greatest Peacekeeper.

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    After many Resets, the human leaves the Underground with a rather uneventful Neutral Run. Sans believes they aren't coming back but is left unsure as time continues to progress.
    The calm of Snowdin Town is interuped one night by a violent murder, which falls on Papyrus and his Sentries to solve. As the situation escalates and gets stranger, they realise their own lives may be on the line.
    Is the threat of another anomily really gone? Will Papyrus be able to solve this deadly puzzle before time runs out? A high stakes adventure focusing on comedy and mystery.

    Updates at least weekly.

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    Everyone hates Ink for what he did and what he is. But they forgot.... not all versions of Ink are bad. Fate wants to give its child a friend. They gave Ink himself from another universe. But this Ink isn't like Inky. He will make everyone realize that not all Inks are bad.

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    7:41 pm

    SeaWEED opened the chat (Burn it Up UP)

    SeaWEED: Yeah, I'd let Shrek fuck me to death.

    JasonDerulo: What the ever loving fuck Percy.

    BookQueen: Nico,Your boyfriend's high again.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    UF!Санс ссорится со своим братом и не знает, что ему делать. В конечном итоге он попадает в UnderTale вселенную, где встречает чертовски добрых Санса и Папируса.

    UF!Сансу придётся разобраться со своей депрессией и новообретёнными чувствами к двум другим скелетам.

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    Your ideas always sound brilliant in your head, for some reason. Sadly, you can't see their dumbness until they blow up in your face. That's you.
    He has a peaceful life now on the surface, but humans are mostly afraid of him. He doesn't care, but sometimes he feels lonely, so he pranks everyone like there's no tomorrow. That's Sans.
    You hate pranks.
    Sans loves pranks.
    You want to be left alone.
    Sans hates loneliness.
    Then you have an idea. A brilliant idea.
    Than Sans has an idea. A brilliant idea.
    After all, it's all Sans' fault. Why won't he just go away?
    After all, it's all your fault. Why are you giving him all this attention?

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    Rated T for language as obviously seen in the title of this weird ass story. Humor, Parody, its all crack... most of the time. Includes Bishounen Enji, sassy Enji, terrible puns, and language, lots of bad language.

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    AU Undertale meets Bayonetta in a Detective Noir story with a twist!
    Set in the 1950's in the City of Bentley, a sprawling metropolis by the sea, a series of kidnappings and murders begins to put the squeeze on the humans and monsters living there.
    Each kidnapping and murder held together by one link: newly wed human/monster couples where only the wives are stolen, and the husbands left beaten, or worse: dead! Who could possibly solve this bizarre crime spree?

    In comes the Bone Brothers & Co, a detective agency with a well known reputation for always getting results! When they get on the job, they find themselves thrown for a loop when a mysterious woman shows up with a cryptic clue to their case, and an eye for the youngest Bone Brother. Ooh, la la!

    Tune in this week and join in on a new dumpster fire fanfiction sure to thrill you, chill you, and tickle your funny bone!

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    Takes place in the Pacific Rim universe, Logan and Dee meet for the first time after exchanging letters for over a year. They attempt to work together, but circumstances (and the fact that they cannot get over their own egos long enough to talk about their feelings) eventually force them to part ways. But don’t worry- they’ll meet again and sort things out. Or will they meet again just to save the world and then swear to never see each other again? Read more to find out.

    You have to have minimal to no understanding of Pacific Rim in order to understand this fic, it centers less around Kaiju and more around Logan and Dee's relationship, but if you don't understand, take five minutes to read the plot summary on wikipedia.

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    The Veil is weak and the heroes are weary. Fen'harel marches onward and time is scarce.

    They need allies, ones that he doesn't know.
    Someone with knowledge and experience.
    But that someone is going to be dangerous, perhaps no better than Fen'harel himself.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    11
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    Katherine gets to spend her spring break in D.C. with some of her favorite people from her semester there. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    12
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    14
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