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“Years ago, your father had died and your mother had remarried. You never liked your step father, simply because he was not your real father, and you made no secret of your dislike. Many years later, your mother died and your step father became the temporary reigning monarch. You vowed the feelings you were feeling were anger, but when you fall prey to a mysterious curse you realize maybe those feelings weren't hatred after all…”
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When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
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How To Disappear Completely by cherryredseas
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
16 Jul 2023
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Peter Parker finding his way through the world after the events of No Way Home
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- Part 1 of You Must Burn To Be A Star
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Tales from the Corps by Mithril_and_Acorns
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Dec 2022
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The Little Book of Daffodils by clefairytea
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
01 Nov 2019
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“Now, now,” Snufkin told himself. “It could be a coincidence…”
A coincidence, that a poem with the exact same title and opening lines as his own work had made its way to publication? Unlikely.
Snufkin didn’t have his original copy to compare the stolen poem against. He only enjoyed writing poetry. Afterwards, he never really wanted to revisit it or share it. He just left the old notebook behind somewhere and procured a new one, ready to start again.
There was no denying the familiarity, though. After hearing it in Moominpappa’s voice, he couldn’t remember when or where he penned it, but the work was certainly his.
That didn’t solve the issue of how this De Hemulton fellow had come to claim it as his own, or why.
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A very familiar poetry collection has become popular in Moominvalley.- Language:
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fun to read, trochę ooc bo bazowane głównie na 2019 animacji ale wciąż przyjemne
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The Twentieth Annual Rogue Easter Egg Hunt! by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Apr 2023
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Every year, on Easter Sunday, various members of the Rogues gallery kidnap Batman and his children. The Bat they force to suffer through Drunk!Uno-Pictionary-Scrabble-Monopoly-CardsAgainstHumanity-Hell-Game, and the kids they send out into the city in search of Easter eggs containing clues to a basket full of personal, hand-picked goodies. And clues to their dad, but y'know. The baskets have chocolate. The kids have priorities.
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Crowley offhandedly mentions his appreciation for tentacle porn. Of course, they can both easily manifest tentacles on their bodies, but Aziraphale decides to take it a few steps too far and transforms himself altogether into a tentacle monster. And proceeds to get stuck like that. Crowley's not too concerned, though, because he's been stuck as a snake before and it's more of a several-week nuisance than an existential problem. And in the mean time, they can play out all kinds of wet and messy tentacle fantasies.
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Witty, creative, and hot! Oh, and lots of tentacles. All the tentacles.
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Chocolate by LesbianJesusLovesYou
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Feb 2024
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“Hey, Harrow,” Gideon grinned, her voice husky. “Roses are red; candles are hot. You look the best when I’m fucking your twat.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Harrow huffed, her pussy clenching around Gideon’s fingers. Gideon angled her wrist, drawing a deep cry of pleasure from her partner’s lips.
“No, doll,” Gideon grinned. “I’m fucking you."
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Happy Valentine's Day, sluts (affectionate) <3
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Hermione and Draco suddenly find each other dancing at the Yule Ball.
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*hates the world while listening to daddy issues slowed and reverbed* by LilithOctobre666
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
07 Aug 2020
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Tales from the EduCorps by Mithril_and_Acorns
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Aug 2022
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bird's funny turtle fics by unfortunate_songbird
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie (2022), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
04 Sep 2023
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They're amazing and not at ALL FUNNY THEY TORE MY HEART OUT AND CRUSHED IT WITH WELL WRITTEN ANGST (There are actually hilarious parts I had to stop myself from laughing and crying IN CLASS. It takes hideously good writing to get tears from me, well done! Not in the hallway of fame for things that made me cry-cry (She Kills Monsters and Decaying Bluebells) but it deserves an honorable mention)
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Poetry in Motion by xxInksxx
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Aug 2019
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Aizawa posts poetry about being in love with Hizashi anonymously to the school magazine and Hizashi falls in love with the words and feels like they are speaking directly to him and Aizawa is trying to work up the nerve to tell him when Hizashi finds the poem in Aizawa's homework
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- Part 9 of EraserMic One Shots
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Flustered zawa
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Battle of the Bands by roadtripwithlucifer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jul 2021
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'The rules are simple. Battle of the Bands. Local bands send in a single track to the radio station, and ten tracks are selected. Over the coming month, the songs play on the station and listeners vote on the top five. The top 5 play a live concert as part of a music festival, then the top 3 at a larger, indoor venue. The top two have the honor of opening on the first stop of All Might’s retirement tour – here. In Izuku’s home town. And finally, the winner gets the ultimate prize. Getting to spend the rest of the tour, forty cities, across the country as All Might’s opener. Three months. Same tour bus. Shoulder to shoulder with the greatest musicians the world has ever known.'
Izuku Midoriya is a broke college student presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. But winning isn't gonna be easy, especially when one band's aggressive blonde frontman seems to be dead-set on making Izuku's life a living hell.
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Kageyama Tobio doesn’t believe in soulmates, but there it is, the damn tattoo, with its bright, spiralling petals, taunting him as if to say, look, someone loves you.
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- Part 5 of hq angst week 2023
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Some days, Vergil thought he should have let himself fall into Hell.
He had caught Dante’s hand by reflex, against his better judgement, against his pride. But once his brother held on, it had turned impossible to let go. The humiliation of defeat had tightened his chest with every step of their way back to the human world, filling the silence between them, burning away any words they had left. It stayed with Vergil long after he’d vanished, leaving Dante and the scorching memories behind.
None of it compared to the utter hopelessness of watching a three-year-old child throw a tantrum on the floor while wearing pants stained from his diarrhea. And not just any three year old, his.
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[Season 1 (fic 1-9)] A series of fic about Vergil slowly learning to dad, Baby Nero being the absolute cutest, and Uncle Dante edging his way back into their lives, through family dinner, camping trips, and other adventures. Starts with 3-yr-old Nero and will eventually progress through time.[Season 2 (fic 10-?)] A series of fic about Vergil recovering and reclaiming himself while Nero enters school for the first time and makes new friends.
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he loves me, he loves me not by I_bite_my_thumb_at_thee
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Dec 2022
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Centrifugal Force by MamaBewear
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series
17 Mar 2024
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-Centrifugal Force: a fictitious force that is the result of inertia, which is the tendency of an object to resist rest or motion.
*from Fred’s notesFred’s experimental centrifuge goes very wrong, causing some VERY unusual behavior from Spike. Will the mishap force our two favorite vamps to overcome the inertia that’s been keeping their relationship on hold?
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- Part 7 of Five Years Later (post quinquennium)
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The Father-In-Law Is Unknowingly the Bride? I Must Train Hard to Become Best Husband! by munyusz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2022
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Ning Yingying goes back in time to ensure the mass catastrophe that is the PIDW timeline doesn't come to be. Unfortunately, she is forbidden from outright revealing the future, but still does her best to nudge her beloved Shizun and shidi in the right direction.
To no one's surprise, misunderstandings abound.
Written for BingJiu Week 2021
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- Part 1 of Husband boot camp AU
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Binghe kissing the fan during the conference 🥺🥺
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QUE HERMOSOOOOO