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Inazuma people sure are wild by GorousEarsandTail
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Aug 2022
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Group chat with Just the Inazuma people cuz why not shawty
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101 ways to please a woman (and other books you've never read) by thewriterx
Fandoms: Women's Association Football | Women's Soccer RPF
18 Aug 2022
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When habitually single Christen first sees her new neighbour, she determines two things:
1. Maybe potluck dinners aren't so bad after all;
2. Tobin Heath is going to be her wife someday.Only problem is, the latter is proving to be quite the challenge.
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A whole lot of new stories telling us how Sirius and Regulus got their ears pierced, why everyone is so determined about finding out Peter's middle name, why James wanted Lyra to break up with her boyfriend and how Remus is to blame for a plate full of fried potatoes next to Sirius' bed. Or in other words: how did Minnie manage not to suffer a dozen heart attacks while those lunatics terrorized the school?!
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- Part 11 of Lyra & the Marauders
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“George, I swear,” manages Alex, glaring at his simulator’s monitor. “How did you manage to crash into me like that?”
This time, instead of a sincere apology, Alex gets a series of giggles.
Alex narrows his eyes. “George!” he yells. “Did you do this on purpose???”
George, the fucking wanker, is still giggling. Which is answer enough, really.
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or: 5 times Alex yelled George’s name in frustration after George trolled him in iRacing, and 1 time Alex yelled George’s name in frustration after George trolled him about something else.Watched an official Sky Sports supercut of George gleefully recalling the many times he purposely crashed into Alex during virtual just-for-fun racing. The video also included Alex screaming "GEORGEEEEEEE" multiple times. Twitch streams are crack and I had to write this.
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After an exhausted Marinette accidentally uses a pick-up line on Adrien, Chat Noir comes to Ladybug for advice. Now, Marinette pieced together Chat’s identity and decided that she should use this knowledge to get back at her alley cat for causing her so much distress this past year--as Adrien and Chat Noir.
Or: Chat Noir famously loves Ladybug, but Ladybug is flirting with Adrien, and Adrien doesn’t understand why he feels so jealous that Marinette is crushing on Chat Noir.
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coffee, pastries, and a lovestruck fool by CommonMoth, mizukitsu
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Aug 2022
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Sigma, the manager of a prestigious café, was not an expert in romance. Nor was he one to meddle in the personal lives of his employees.
However, he had recently come across three very important realizations:
1. Two of his employees were pining. One with disastrous flirting techniques and one seemed to be dense beyond belief.
2. If he didn’t do anything about it, the awkward atmosphere would continue to mildly drain his sanity (or even his customers’.)
3. He’d have to take matters into his own hands if he wanted this to end anytime soon.
So let the hellish matchmaking begin.
(I mean, how hard could it be?)
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- Part 4 of My cliché ass fyolai fics
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Dad Jokes and Bad Pick-up Lines by kingexpl0sionmurder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Aug 2022
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Denki wasn’t sure what else to say. He was fighting back the urge to unashamedly hit on the man in front of him or ask him out, which would be his go-to. He’d made a promise to himself that he would play it cool and not date anyone for a while, and trying to start something with Shinsou was directly violating that promise.
It was hard to fight back the urge to bite his lip and squint and deliver one of his best (worst) pick-up lines.
“What are you doing? You have that look like you’re about to say one of those horrible pick-up lines.” Shinsou interrupted his thought process.
“What the hell? How did you-” Astounded, Denki raised his eyebrows.
“I’ve been on the receiving end of enough of them to know, Kami.” Standing up, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a card. “Here, this is the address for the meeting, come in street clothes. 6 pm tonight.” He tossed it onto Denki’s desk. “Save that pick-up line for later. I need to drink an espresso brewed with Redbull instead of water before I’m ready to handle that cringe.”
Scoffing, Denki picked up the card. “Rude. Please don’t drink that, though. I’m pretty sure it might kill you.”
“Sweet release.” Shinsou deadpanned, heading for the door.
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Lydia decides that Stiles has had enough time to be a living pity party after a breakup and tricks him into going to a speed dating event. His non-existent hopes for the evening are boosted when a hot lawyer takes the seat across from him.
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Kenma lets Tetsurō drag him out to a new coffeeshop. Now he goes there all the time, but not for the coffee—no, he's down bad for one of the baristas, and he's doing everything possible to try and get a date with him.
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[Podfic] Rumbled by Gilraina
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
15 Aug 2022
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An audio recording of Rumbled by StarlightCaptivator.Rumble's had his optic on a pair of pretty blue wings for a while. Now, he actually does something about it.
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Makoto attempts to play cupid out of pure boredom yet Ei still somehow meets Yae with the help of Wikihow.
(CHATFIC BUT WITH IMESSAGE IMAGES.)
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Angel investigates one aspect of human society he never understood- drinking
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- English
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- 1,040
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 189
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In the heat of the summer (you’re so different from the rest) by SaltyYagi
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
12 Aug 2022
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The human bends down a bit and kisses Donnie’s eyelids softly, then his snout and lastly his lips, lingering there for a few seconds. When he pulls away his boyfriend is looking up at him with a dazed look, a shy smile adoring his green face. Casey never got tired of making Donnie look like that, all relaxed and happy.
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Collection of fluffy and emotional moments from Donnie and Casey’s new and developing relationship.
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And then he smiles his breathtaking smile again and Hashirama wonders when exactly he qualified as not the worrisome element in whatever this is because he’s definitely having heart palpitations just from looking at the student seated across from him.
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Cyno and Al-Haitham fight- a head injury leads to some bad pick-up lines.
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- Part 1 of cyno is suffering
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Wings and his Wingman by bruhman745
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Aug 2022
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"..Grian stared at him with wide eyes, mouth hanging open. When he didn’t respond, Scar continued. “You know, I could be more than just a magic wizard! I could also be a wizard of loove,” he sang, wiggling his eyebrows.."
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The story in which Grian struggles to keep his bird-like features, and pesky feelings, to himself.
***THIS STORY IS NOT ABANDONED!!! PLS FOLLOW ME (@/bruhman745) ON TUMBLR FOR UPDATES AND THINGS!! Updates to this fic will be slower from here on out, just an FYI!
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At Least Buy Me Dinner First by PhobesEtDeimos
Fandoms: Good Omens Extended Universe, Laws of Attraction (2004), Takin' Over the Asylum
10 Aug 2022
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After having announced the retirement of his band, Thorne Jamison doesn’t really now what to do with himself. Maybe a quirky lunatic radio host can help him find his way.
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- Part 1 of Scenes from an old-school record shop
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- English
- Words:
- 1,135
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Just another Haikyuu chat fic... featuring our favorite owls, the Fukurodani Volleyball Club!🦉
Join the members of Fukurodani (+Kuroo & Kenma) in their journey of getting their oblivious captain and vice captain together!
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Boredom.
Alcohol.
A sexy lady in red.
The perfect mix for a good time. -
Marvel One Shots by Clints_Arrows
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel 616, Marvel, Black Widow (Movie 2021)
08 Aug 2022
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This is purely a One Shot book. It can contain 99 percent of the parings for Marvel that you can think of but I will NEVER cross the line between siblings because that I a line that I don’t like and don’t think should be a thing anyway. However, the requests will mostly be ones I make up myself but sometimes, requests you may have. If you would like to request something, this is how you request something. :)
Your @/ name so I can write it at the beginningThe pairing you would like
What kind of pairing you want (fxm, mxm, fxf or multi )
What kind of relationship ( parent, lover, enemy, friend, sibling, etc.)
And if there are any specific things you want in the work