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    Flobberworms and everything you always wanted to know about them. Or not.

    An enthralling Dramione love story. Now with a secret side-triad!

    This is what our imaginary readers say:

    “Un-be-liev-able!”
    “A must read for everyone who ever exchanged oxygen and carbon dioxide!”
    “Are you nuts?!”

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
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    Gendry's life is suddenly sprinkled with bad pick up lines--at first he ignores them, then he realizes they might all be from the same person and that person might just be the death of him.

    In which Arya flirts hard and Gendry is stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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    3/?
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    I remember that episode where Negaduck uses a love potion on Darkwing. Questionable, right? Well look inside here, kiddos. I'll show y'all some dubious stuff.

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    1/1
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    For the six month anniversary of monsters being released from the Underground, Frisk, Chara, and Flowey create an ask blog to answer any questions you might have on Underfell and the monsters you all love.

    Frisk thinks it's going to be fun, Flowey's not sure it's going to end well(and thinks he's going to get some very awkward questions) and Chara? She's just enjoying messing with Flowey.

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    3/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    3
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    141
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    Negaduck brings roses and chocolates to Launchpad's house. This goes poorly.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    4
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    This is the story of the I time I sassed some guy in the woods, we ended up falling in love, and I became a direct factor in a tragedy that ensued.

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    29,573
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Jungkook's an easily manipulated officer, and Jimin's good with his charms.

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    3/3
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    57
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    461
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    56
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    Everything I wanted to cover in the main series, but couldn't.
    1. (WakaSaku) Wakamatsu and Sakurai like each other, but neither has the courage to make the first move.
    2. (NijiHimu) Nijimura realizes that he's in love with Himuro just a little too late. So when he gets a chance to see Himuro again, he'll do anything to make it right.
    3. The Generation of Miracles (and Kagami) are shooting commercials. Too bad they don't really know what they're doing. (NBA AU)
    4. (MoriZuki) Moriyama likes to send pickup lines to Izuki. Izuki wants more.
    5. Kiyoshi Miyaji helps a girl who's being harassed, but there's more to her than meets the eye...
    6. (EXTRA GAME SPOILERS) Aomine and Kagami won't stop fighting over which one of them won the game against Team Jabberwock. Now, Kise and Kuroko must work together to make them stop.
    7. Aomine is asleep, and Kise is bored. Kasamatsu doesn't know why he's Kise's designated distraction.
    8. Midorima has to bring his sister along to Team Shutoku's flower viewing, and chaos ensues (for him.)
    9. Kagami's parents have invited him and Kuroko to Los Angeles.

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    9/?
    Comments:
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1496
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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    Chapters:
    88/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1968
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    The gang are pilling up as many shenanigans as they can. Pranks,games,jokes you name it, they got it. Life can be dull without a bit of fun in the mix.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248
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    Requested by Anon: Kurt is drunk and tries to flirt with Diane, even though they’re already married.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    53
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    Lance transfers schools across the country. He comes face to face (to floor) with the gorgeous Matt Holt and has a genius idea on how to woo the man. Playing Pokemon Go. The only problem? Lance doesn't know what Pokemon Go is. Or what he's in for once he starts playing.

    "Are you sure Pidge doesn't work for Niantic?"

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    336
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    Estinan, a bosmer werewolf, has lost the only real family she's ever had. She's left the wilds and comes back to the city despite her beast blood. She has a fateful encounter with Brynjolf. Thus, her life as a thief begins [Thieves Guild] OC x Brynjolf [Prequel: Howls of Whiterun][Wedneday/Thursday release]
    Smut in Chap 8

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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    11
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    1
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    Cassian tries to use pickup lines on Nesta. They all suck and he needs new ones.

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    English
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    226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    190
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    Draco perfects the science of 'not reacting' to Harry's terrible advances. Well, until the formula changes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    596
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    King Francis Petty handcuffs Wild Flowers to herself.

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    1/1
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    Natsu and Lucy duke it out to see who can come up with the best pick-up line.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    750
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    Originally, it'd just been a party to show their gratitude. . . but that was before he'd seen the terrible flirting.

    Honestly, he had to do something to help her. Otherwise she might just spontaneously combust. . . whether literally or metaphorically, he didn't want to find out.

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    2,271
    Chapters:
    1/3
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Basically, Harley trying to get into Peter's pants but Tony is being an *ahem* cockblock

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    English
    Words:
    1,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3493
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    Basically Rhysand using terrible pickup lines on Feyre.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    280

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