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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    (Updates on Sunday/Monday)

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    Chapters:
    37/200
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    5340
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    The Prophecy says that the Five Dragon Warriors would be the greatest Kung Fu Masters,

    For Years, Everyone thinks that it's the Furious Five, China's greatest Warriors

    But when the day comes for them to be chosen, it ends up being completely different.

    Po and Rei, Hina, Maki and Sakura must learn of their abilities and the nature of Kung Fu, in order to save everything and everyone they love.

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    15,259
    Chapters:
    9/75
    Kudos:
    4
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    Few things in life were capable of annoying me to no end. One of them was Suna Rintarou.

     

    Miya [Y/n] and Suna Rintarou always found joy in tormenting each other, but in their third year of high school, during a party, things take a nice turn and everything starts to change.

    Spotify playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2E0VFaPYTU4Y5cUMN93oBB?si=dSYhseo3QlSODd8E8Izp-w

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,850
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    3479
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    Ever since Elliott let slip one of his many cheesy pick-up lines during a match and caught the faintest hint of a blush on Crypto's cheeks, he's been determined to see if he can get the stoic hacker to react like that again.

    Language:
    English
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    1,063
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    383
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    Five times Bucky uses pick up lines on Steve (and one time Steve says one back)

    Language:
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    162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
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    231
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    Looking for something small, strong and sweet in the way of Logicality? May I interest you in our small but valuable collection of Logicality ficlets, my good sir/madam/royalty/honoured guest/frog? Here we have a variety of AUs, emotional scenes, funny scenes, anything you fancy, and they all pack a punch. Stop by here for your shots shots shots shots shots...

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    1,467
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
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    1
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    111
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    Your thirteen-year marriage to a work-a-holic husband ended when he replaced your loyalty with a nubile little teenage waif. You returned home to Niigata to work your family's seaside snack shack and lick your wounds. Like something out a novel, a chance encounter with a handsome stranger seemed to turn the page to a new chapter in your life. However, what started as a summer romance begins to look more and more like a horror story with each passing day.

    Pre-series timeline: All For One X Reader

    Updates every other week starting May 2021 through July 2021.

    Language:
    English
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    173,993
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    813
    Kudos:
    1024
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    43813
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    After an exhausted Marinette accidentally uses a pick-up line on Adrien, Chat
    Noir comes to Ladybug for advice. Now, Marinette pieced together Chat’s identity and decided that she should use this knowledge to get back at her alley cat for causing her so much distress this past year--as Adrien and Chat Noir.

    Or: Chat Noir famously loves Ladybug, but Ladybug is flirting with Adrien, and Adrien doesn’t understand why he feels so jealous that Marinette is crushing on Chat Noir.

    Language:
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    6,548
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1083
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    I have criticism about The Batman Who Laughs. I've decided to vent by projecting my child self onto the parasitic brain worm and having said parasitic brain worm child "deliver" said criticism.

    To clarify, Mister Mind and Black Atom murder The Batman Who Laughs.

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    1,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
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    High School Science Teacher AU. Kya won't stop pestering Lin with terrible puns and even worse pick-up lines. Lin isn't into it. She isn't. (Background feat. Korrasami and the Krew in high school, now with 100% more Izumi)

     

    "I always used to wonder why Uranium and Iodine were so far apart,” Kya comments idly.

    “They have totally different properties,” Lin replies, perplexed. “Why would they be even remotely close to each othe—”

    “Because if I could rearrange the elements, I’d put U and I together,” she finishes, breath warm on Lin’s cheek, tickling her ear.

    “You’re a menace,” Lin says, though her tone is less biting than she’d like.

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    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    647
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    10825
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    Dream lives a boring and safe life. Not that he doesn’t have fun like like when he goes to the movies with friends but after a while of doing nothing that's interesting one can get… bored.

    But one day his life seemed a little less boring after meeting a new costumer at the small coffee shop he works at.

    Or, Dream is terrible at flirting.

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    499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    150
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    An intern and an assassin walk into a bar...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
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    125
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    Iwaizumi wasn't a guy for pick-up lines.

    First of all, they didn't work. That's true, he'd checked.
    Secondly, if he wanted to sleep with someone, he didn't need to use cheesy pick up lines.

    Of course, just asking someone out wasn't funny enough for his friends.
    So here he was, trying to think of a pick up line that wouldn't embarass him to the point of having to fake his own disappereance, just to talk to the volleyball guy.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    “Sam,” he tries to work up the courage.
    “Yeah, honey?” Sam smiles at him again.
    “I…,” Bucky starts again, trying to work up the courage, “Sam, I love you.”

    [Sam and Bucky have been send on vacation. After they spend a wonderful day together, Bucky tells Sam that he loves him for the first time.]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    903
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    “I mean, you’re single, I’m single. We can just go through all the physical stuff people do in a relationship so you know what it’s like. No strings attached either, if that’s worrying you.”

    Or, in which Atsumu is jealous and has zero experience with affection, and Shoyo decides to help him out

    Language:
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    18,393
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1756
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    Leo is a prince who honestly just wants to be stop being dragged around no matter how spoiled he may be. Nazuna who just quit a troupe and now a royal servant. After having their first intimate interaction in the garden maybe there was something?

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    1,025
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    40
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    If it wasn’t for the money, Sans would have thrown Grillby’s best customer out the window the day they had the misfortune of meeting.

    Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Pre-Relationship

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    8,766
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2255
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    Gallavich Week 2021; Day Seven (Meet Ugly)
    Mickey and Ian meet at a bar. They end up at Mickey’s apartment. Everything’s awesome until they figure out neither one is any good at sex. Hilarity ensues.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    877
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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128,332
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    838
    Bookmarks:
    280
    Hits:
    19338
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    Dream escaped prison, wanting to see his friend George.
    Techno also escapes 👍

     

    (Smut in a few chapters 😅, also sorry if I can’t write smut the right way-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    455

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