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The Trouble with Flobberworms by BoredRavenvlaw620, HeartOfAspen, In_Dreams, Kyonomiko, LightofEvolution, niffizzle, sarena
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2019
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Flobberworms and everything you always wanted to know about them. Or not.
An enthralling Dramione love story. Now with a secret side-triad!
This is what our imaginary readers say:
“Un-be-liev-able!”
“A must read for everyone who ever exchanged oxygen and carbon dioxide!”
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Bad Pick-up lines Work Best by JoPoGirlsKickAss
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 May 2019
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Gendry's life is suddenly sprinkled with bad pick up lines--at first he ignores them, then he realizes they might all be from the same person and that person might just be the death of him.
In which Arya flirts hard and Gendry is stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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- 3/?
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Don't trust Negaduck. by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 2018)
26 May 2019
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I remember that episode where Negaduck uses a love potion on Darkwing. Questionable, right? Well look inside here, kiddos. I'll show y'all some dubious stuff.
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- English
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- 1,476
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- 1/1
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Ask Underfell Flowey, Chara, And Frisk! by Dragonsrule18
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Underfell(Fandom)
26 May 2019
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For the six month anniversary of monsters being released from the Underground, Frisk, Chara, and Flowey create an ask blog to answer any questions you might have on Underfell and the monsters you all love.
Frisk thinks it's going to be fun, Flowey's not sure it's going to end well(and thinks he's going to get some very awkward questions) and Chara? She's just enjoying messing with Flowey.
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Love Launchpad McQuack 2k19 by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 2018)
26 May 2019
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Negaduck brings roses and chocolates to Launchpad's house. This goes poorly.
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This is the story of the I time I sassed some guy in the woods, we ended up falling in love, and I became a direct factor in a tragedy that ensued.
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Jungkook's an easily manipulated officer, and Jimin's good with his charms.
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Everything I wanted to cover in the main series, but couldn't.
1. (WakaSaku) Wakamatsu and Sakurai like each other, but neither has the courage to make the first move.
2. (NijiHimu) Nijimura realizes that he's in love with Himuro just a little too late. So when he gets a chance to see Himuro again, he'll do anything to make it right.
3. The Generation of Miracles (and Kagami) are shooting commercials. Too bad they don't really know what they're doing. (NBA AU)
4. (MoriZuki) Moriyama likes to send pickup lines to Izuki. Izuki wants more.
5. Kiyoshi Miyaji helps a girl who's being harassed, but there's more to her than meets the eye...
6. (EXTRA GAME SPOILERS) Aomine and Kagami won't stop fighting over which one of them won the game against Team Jabberwock. Now, Kise and Kuroko must work together to make them stop.
7. Aomine is asleep, and Kise is bored. Kasamatsu doesn't know why he's Kise's designated distraction.
8. Midorima has to bring his sister along to Team Shutoku's flower viewing, and chaos ensues (for him.)
9. Kagami's parents have invited him and Kuroko to Los Angeles.Series
- Part 7 of Basketball Season
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A Sassin' Creed: Pun-Issuement by LadyLustful for invisible_cities
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.
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What does the fox say? by Lya_Nox for roseeyes
Fandoms: 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files
23 May 2019
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The gang are pilling up as many shenanigans as they can. Pranks,games,jokes you name it, they got it. Life can be dull without a bit of fun in the mix.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a starry-eyed Republican must fall in love with a grumpy Liberal. by Silverinia
Fandoms: The Good Wife (TV), The Good Fight (TV)
23 May 2019
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Requested by Anon: Kurt is drunk and tries to flirt with Diane, even though they’re already married.
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Lance transfers schools across the country. He comes face to face (to floor) with the gorgeous Matt Holt and has a genius idea on how to woo the man. Playing Pokemon Go. The only problem? Lance doesn't know what Pokemon Go is. Or what he's in for once he starts playing.
"Are you sure Pidge doesn't work for Niantic?"
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Estinan, a bosmer werewolf, has lost the only real family she's ever had. She's left the wilds and comes back to the city despite her beast blood. She has a fateful encounter with Brynjolf. Thus, her life as a thief begins [Thieves Guild] OC x Brynjolf [Prequel: Howls of Whiterun][Wedneday/Thursday release]
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Cassian's Failed Pickup Lines by Shadowhunter415
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 May 2019
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Cassian tries to use pickup lines on Nesta. They all suck and he needs new ones.
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- Part 2 of Terrible Pickup Lines
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Draco perfects the science of 'not reacting' to Harry's terrible advances. Well, until the formula changes.
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- Part 12 of Drarry Discord Drabbles
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King Francis Petty handcuffs Wild Flowers to herself.
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- English
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- 1,545
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Natsu and Lucy duke it out to see who can come up with the best pick-up line.
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Originally, it'd just been a party to show their gratitude. . . but that was before he'd seen the terrible flirting.
Honestly, he had to do something to help her. Otherwise she might just spontaneously combust. . . whether literally or metaphorically, he didn't want to find out.
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It's not like I like him or anything by scurvycorn
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2019
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Basically, Harley trying to get into Peter's pants but Tony is being an *ahem* cockblock
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Rhysand and His Pickup Lines by Shadowhunter415
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 May 2019
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Basically Rhysand using terrible pickup lines on Feyre.
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- Part 1 of Terrible Pickup Lines