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Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
Venti: your english essay or ur life
Diluc: my life
Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
Jean: do...you need to talk?
Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
Venti: please guys im actually gonna failOr: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
(Updates on Sunday/Monday)Series
- Part 4 of Dumb fics that have absolutely no plot to them
- Part 1 of genshin but there's no plot
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The Prophecy says that the Five Dragon Warriors would be the greatest Kung Fu Masters,
For Years, Everyone thinks that it's the Furious Five, China's greatest Warriors
But when the day comes for them to be chosen, it ends up being completely different.
Po and Rei, Hina, Maki and Sakura must learn of their abilities and the nature of Kung Fu, in order to save everything and everyone they love.
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Few things in life were capable of annoying me to no end. One of them was Suna Rintarou.
Miya [Y/n] and Suna Rintarou always found joy in tormenting each other, but in their third year of high school, during a party, things take a nice turn and everything starts to change.
Spotify playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2E0VFaPYTU4Y5cUMN93oBB?si=dSYhseo3QlSODd8E8Izp-w
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Ever since Elliott let slip one of his many cheesy pick-up lines during a match and caught the faintest hint of a blush on Crypto's cheeks, he's been determined to see if he can get the stoic hacker to react like that again.
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In which Bucky is adorably cheesy and Steve is adorably unimpressed by Biased_bisexual
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jul 2021
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Five times Bucky uses pick up lines on Steve (and one time Steve says one back)
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A chocolate box of Logicality ficlets by Padawan_Writer
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
25 Jul 2021
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Looking for something small, strong and sweet in the way of Logicality? May I interest you in our small but valuable collection of Logicality ficlets, my good sir/madam/royalty/honoured guest/frog? Here we have a variety of AUs, emotional scenes, funny scenes, anything you fancy, and they all pack a punch. Stop by here for your shots shots shots shots shots...
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A Hypnotic Nightmare by Crimsoncat (Crimson_cat)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jul 2021
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Your thirteen-year marriage to a work-a-holic husband ended when he replaced your loyalty with a nubile little teenage waif. You returned home to Niigata to work your family's seaside snack shack and lick your wounds. Like something out a novel, a chance encounter with a handsome stranger seemed to turn the page to a new chapter in your life. However, what started as a summer romance begins to look more and more like a horror story with each passing day.
Pre-series timeline: All For One X Reader
Updates every other week starting May 2021 through July 2021.
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After an exhausted Marinette accidentally uses a pick-up line on Adrien, Chat
Noir comes to Ladybug for advice. Now, Marinette pieced together Chat’s identity and decided that she should use this knowledge to get back at her alley cat for causing her so much distress this past year--as Adrien and Chat Noir.Or: Chat Noir famously loves Ladybug, but Ladybug is flirting with Adrien, and Adrien doesn’t understand why he feels so jealous that Marinette is crushing on Chat Noir.
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I apologize for flooding the Shazam tags with Mister Mind x Billy Batson. by KingFranPetty for PurplePoltergeist
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
24 Jul 2021
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I have criticism about The Batman Who Laughs. I've decided to vent by projecting my child self onto the parasitic brain worm and having said parasitic brain worm child "deliver" said criticism.
To clarify, Mister Mind and Black Atom murder The Batman Who Laughs.
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- Part 7 of MarvelousMind
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we've got chemistry (i've got my ion you) by taare for greeksalad
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra
24 Jul 2021
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High School Science Teacher AU. Kya won't stop pestering Lin with terrible puns and even worse pick-up lines. Lin isn't into it. She isn't. (Background feat. Korrasami and the Krew in high school, now with 100% more Izumi)
"I always used to wonder why Uranium and Iodine were so far apart,” Kya comments idly.
“They have totally different properties,” Lin replies, perplexed. “Why would they be even remotely close to each othe—”
“Because if I could rearrange the elements, I’d put U and I together,” she finishes, breath warm on Lin’s cheek, tickling her ear.
“You’re a menace,” Lin says, though her tone is less biting than she’d like.
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Empty Coffee Shop.. or not quite empty by Imaddictedtochosenfamilyaus
Fandoms: Dream SMP - Fandom
23 Jul 2021
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Dream lives a boring and safe life. Not that he doesn’t have fun like like when he goes to the movies with friends but after a while of doing nothing that's interesting one can get… bored.
But one day his life seemed a little less boring after meeting a new costumer at the small coffee shop he works at.
Or, Dream is terrible at flirting.
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- English
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- 499
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
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An intern and an assassin walk into a bar...
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Iwaizumi wasn't a guy for pick-up lines.
First of all, they didn't work. That's true, he'd checked.
Secondly, if he wanted to sleep with someone, he didn't need to use cheesy pick up lines.Of course, just asking someone out wasn't funny enough for his friends.
So here he was, trying to think of a pick up line that wouldn't embarass him to the point of having to fake his own disappereance, just to talk to the volleyball guy. -
French Toast for breakfast by barnes91
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
21 Jul 2021
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“Sam,” he tries to work up the courage.
“Yeah, honey?” Sam smiles at him again.
“I…,” Bucky starts again, trying to work up the courage, “Sam, I love you.”[Sam and Bucky have been send on vacation. After they spend a wonderful day together, Bucky tells Sam that he loves him for the first time.]
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“I mean, you’re single, I’m single. We can just go through all the physical stuff people do in a relationship so you know what it’s like. No strings attached either, if that’s worrying you.”
Or, in which Atsumu is jealous and has zero experience with affection, and Shoyo decides to help him out
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Leo is a prince who honestly just wants to be stop being dragged around no matter how spoiled he may be. Nazuna who just quit a troupe and now a royal servant. After having their first intimate interaction in the garden maybe there was something?
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If it wasn’t for the money, Sans would have thrown Grillby’s best customer out the window the day they had the misfortune of meeting.
Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Pre-Relationship
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- Part 8 of Just Business
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We're Really Bad At This, But We Ain't No Quitters by J_Q, moonlight_inn
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
17 Jul 2021
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Gallavich Week 2021; Day Seven (Meet Ugly)
Mickey and Ian meet at a bar. They end up at Mickey’s apartment. Everything’s awesome until they figure out neither one is any good at sex. Hilarity ensues.Series
- Part 3 of Gallavich Week: 2021
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[transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.Series
- Part 1 of The Transgredi Universe
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I escaped, my love.. by Soda_WasFound
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2021
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Dream escaped prison, wanting to see his friend George.
Techno also escapes 👍(Smut in a few chapters 😅, also sorry if I can’t write smut the right way-)