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    Six months. Six fucking months since I got kidnapped from my normal, safe world into this accursed unsafe, not normal frost land and I'm still struggling to get by. They didn't even give me some gimmicky powers or anything! They just dropped me here to rot and die! The fact that I'm now wanted dead in most holds for my little uh, 'gold gaining ventures' doesn't help at all. Why do you people not like con artists? It's a valid job just like any other! ...Fuck me, this is going to be stupid, isn't it?

    A kind of/ sort of Semi-SI that does odd jobs to get by while being a con artist.

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    6/?
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    Life isn’t a fairy tale. Life doesn’t always go as planned. But sometimes, no matter how hard life tries to fuck you over and make you give in, a certain literature nerd forces his way in and makes everything just a tiny bit better.

    Slow burn college AU where Kuroo and Tsukishima never met in high school. Come along for the ride. Will add more tags as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    28
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    2
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    Shinsou Hitoshi doesn't even like night clubs or dancing, but a certain someone with golden yellow hair and bright smile keeps him coming back to this one. DJ Chargebolt may be loud and obnoxious but that does little to dampen the crush Shinsou has developed on him.
    OR
    Detective Shinsou falls for a cute DJ at a club who then coincidentally becomes an eye witness in a stabbing

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    57
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    7
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    312
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    By: ReesieReese
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    From the moment he was delivered, to the moment he was held by his mother, everyone knew he was special. He didn't seem to think so, but even though, that message failed to be delivered to others. 

    A face full of already dark freckles, viridian curls that looked fluffy and soft to the touch. But what most surprised her, was his eyes... the first moment he opened his eyes was an amazing one, sparkling spring colored doe-eyes held tears. 

    And she tried not to do the same. 

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    Contains:
    •Yaoi (Boy X Boy)
    •Sexual Scenese (Later On)
    •Out Of Character Characters
    •Swearing
    °•°•°•°•°•°
    (I do not own the characters just the plot)

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    16/?
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    48
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    Set in the beginning of CQL, Wei Wuxian uses his paperman to spy on certain people in Gusu, predominately the one man who falls in love with him the moment they met outside the gates of Cloud Recesses. Lan Wangji tries to makes sense of his inner turbulence but fails miserably. One day Wei Wuxian both hears and sees more than he probably should.

    .... or a fic where Wei Wuxian can use paper metamorphosis already before becoming Yiling Patriarch!

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    Nicole, previously a weird outcast, has her hot girl summer glow up that catapults her into a wild senior year at Purgatory High. This year she'll make new friends, kiss cute girls and, with some luck, maybe even graduate.

    Completely alternate universe where I write the lighthearted lesbian coming of age story I wanted to read as a teen.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    22
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    “You need to get laid,” Catherine says.

    And sure, maybe it’s been a while - maybe she could use a good bout of meaningless sex. But time is one thing Byleth does not have; dating is not exactly at the top of her list, and she refuses to download any of the dating apps Sylvain tells her about.

    “Well if apps are out, would you be open to a blind date instead?” Dorothea suggests.

    One reason - Byleth needs one reason to say no.

    She has none.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    26
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    What's scarier? Confessing to Karin or Sasuke sending you in another dimension?

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    Remus is forced to attend a mixer blind date and he is not amused.

    Until he meets a certain witty, long-haired star boy.

    Inappropriate innuendos ensue.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2015
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    (Crackfic) A collection of drabbles in which the cast of the ever-popular TV show, "COLOR-TV," meet for the first time.

    {Please read my fanfic, "COLOR-TV," before reading this!}

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    "Oh, Jules. Is that any way to greet an old friend?"

    Something inside him snapped. 

    "We are NOT friends."

    Series
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    Fury says he'll never have kids. What he doesn't realize is, he'd kind of accidentally adopted three.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    86
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    Hello! I was invited to do a July clonecest prompt list and I decided to give it a go! I hope you all enjoy! Will add tags as we get farther along into the month!

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    Chapters:
    12/31
    Comments:
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    “Oh shit, did I get kidnapped by a cult?”

    Waking up in an unknown, albeit very fancy room was not on her bucket list.

    Then again, neither was getting dragged into a college and being thrown into an unknown world filled with magical dangers.

    But it’s not as if things could get worse, right?

    (Twisted-Wonderland © Disney, Aniplex)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    57
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    163
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    We all know to use our words wisely for they have great power, the power to hurt and destroy – but words can mend and create, too. They are our bridges that connect us to others, their thoughts, their hearts and their souls.

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    Single once more, friends gone, and lonely with nothing better to do than work on computers and play with his cat, Hiccup accepted his fate of being alone for the rest of his life until a new flower shop opened up in Berk. Just in time for Mother's day. The owner, new to the island with a hidden past, squirms his way into Hiccup's life in a way that he couldn't predict.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    In a world where the apocalypse didn't happen and Negan is a detective with anger and behavior issues.

    He's on the hunt to obnoxious self centered possessive asshole of a hitman, someone who takes pleasure deceiving and manipulating people, has no moral codes and it's basically a disaster waiting to happen.

    Will his unhealthy obsession leads to his success or to his early grave?

    "I've killed for you." She states, admitting to him as if it was a romantic declaration, Negan can't believe his ears, it was worse than he thought. "Who else can say that?"

     
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    Just a reminder that English is not my first language, so I'm sorry in advance. :3 Comments, kudos and ideas are always welcomed and encouraged :)

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    22/?
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    52
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    4
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    Mei was sure this wasn't what her boss had in mind when he sent her on vacation. She knew her sense of direction was terrible, but really. How did she get lost on her quest for ice cream and end up breaking into an abandoned apartment? Not to mention that she had somehow been roped into hosting a fundraiser by friends of the dead owner.

    Adding the cherry on top, a charming hacker was slowly turning her world upside-down and really, she didn't sign up for falling in love.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/38
    Comments:
    402
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    438
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    87
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    Max eats Sam's ass in the DeSoto. The radio is jamming smooth jazz, and they both smell like maple syrup, the car slowly steaming in the evening sun. Canon compliant dirty talk.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    7
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    72
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    Because I want all the babies to be alive and happy.

    Requests are welcomed.

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    English
    Words:
    31,656
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    407
    Kudos:
    1384
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
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