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    Podfic of chapter 7 from squintyfist's Drabble collection.

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    im gonna force myself to start writing again because i’ve so many more prompts than i can handle, but i haven’t written anything since april 1st, and that’s sad.

    every chapter name is a lyric from one of the several songs i favour, or a random one because i was too tired to find a lyric from a song i actually knew.

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    Serenity {re-written}
    Join Nakamura (Y/n) in her journey through the endless wasteland as she struggles to find her own identity and protect her loved ones.

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    She always replies when people text her by accident; always has, always will. It’s just, she doesn’t want to leave anyone hanging, you know? If they texted her by mistake, then she thinks it’s only right that she does her part for society and lets them know; otherwise, they might think that they’ve gotten the right number and that they’re being ignored, and she can’t have friendships or marriages breaking up over her. She’s not a homewrecker.


    Nick texts the wrong number by mistake and ends up befriending (?) a stranger. Chaos ensues.

    (AU; S1/S2 vibes; lots of slow burn/mutual pining goodness and stupid jokes)

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    Chongyun and Hu Tao’s budding relationship has been the talk of Liyue for quite a few weeks now. After all, nobody had really expected the kind-hearted, aloof exorcist to find his other half in the macabre funeral parlor director, but well, stranger things happen every day.

    It’s been a few months, though, and talk is slowly dying down. It’s not uncommon to see the pair walking through Liyue’s streets or gallivanting through the wilderness. They’re quite a cute couple, most people decide, as they watch their relationship slowly progress from afar.

    Strangely slowly, some think.

    Four months in and uncountable encounters that could feasibly be considered dates - and this is when Chongyun finally realizes that he likes Hu Tao.

    Thankfully, his wonderful friend Xingqiu is very ready to help him court her. No, he’s not laughing uncontrollably the moment Chongyun looks away, what are you talking about?

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    Literally just the Marauders' group chat (absolutely 0 plot)

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    “WHAT THE HELL!?” shouted Seojun as she took in the sight in front of her. Seven men, too familiar for her liking, were standing in front of her with one of them holding a Mario figurine like a weapon. The men flinched as Seojun grabbed her phone from the nightstand and stood opposite them. “WHAT THE HELL!?” she repeated. Her brain had stopped working. Why the fuck were the seven men around her Bangtan? The Bangtan. The one she loved and idolized! What in the fucking world was going on?

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    Han Seojun, a 16-year-old, has always had a hard life and has struggled a lot. Her past haunts her every day, but she refuses to give in and fights against it. She has always been prepared for anything life throws at her but what she was not prepared for was joining her favorite idols Bangtan after being scouted by their manager on her way back from school. Fate proved to have something good for Seojun but to achieve that, she had to learn to love herself and lower the walls she had built around herself. She had to let them in.

    Next Update on: 15th April 2021

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    Modern Girl falls into Thedas (yawn). Except this one doesn't know who Solas truly is, has no bad ass training to make herself useful, and may or may not have very poor humor. She still tries to find ways of helping while also weirding out nearly everyone.

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    The Hitman AU nobody really needed, but a friend asked for... starring Cor Leonis and Gilgamesh as the dream team of death vs the Glaives and their crazy madness.

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    Regis is the head of the newly established FBI unit 'Glaives'. Clarus, his faithful friend always at his side, aiding him in the fight against the ever-present threat of paperwork. Meanwhile, Drautos is trying to keep the crazy mob of his underlings on a leash, having to deal with way too much shit. But he is not one for barking - he does know how to bite. Now, enter some drama in form of missing baby brothers, a psycho hitman from the stone ages and we checked all the right boxes to be profiled as 'mad'.

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    Story updates occur on a weekly basis, if I have time between work and training also BIW.
    Characters will be added as story progresses. This is going to be a lengthy story with a relationship development at snail's pace. Because I don't do shit half-arsed.

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    *Prompt: team gets a call out to the zoo and lo and behold, some exotic animals take a huge shine to Buck, like a sloth thinks he’s her new tree or a peacock wants him to be his love bird, either way the animals aren’t the only one’s smitten is Eddie’s heart eyes are any indication*

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    They discuss about war and human history that leads to Kars being very curious about a particular human activity. Aka slow dancing. This fic makes slightly more sense than the one I first posted but just as ‘𝓑𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮‘ as before.

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    The trap, furry, Neko, maid decide to help a little Kitten to discover his name in that VRChat world. They went onto semi epic side quest/ journey and meet some of Fizzis friends to help them in their journey is some way. But soon they find that the Kitten is not the only one who missing something.

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    An illtempered, intelligent nobullshit lady falls into the world of Red dead redempton 2, but the year is1889, the past and the present are mixed up together makeing it hard to get a grip of what's to happen and what's to come. Our lady of the story is called Joey and falls into the Van der Linde gang, and meets the man she hates, Dutch...but she is determined to find her happyness in this odd world of past and present.

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    No sexual age play, messing/scat/poop, vomiting, suicide/suicide attempts, double penetration, breathplay, pet play, female-recieving anal sex, gender-bend BTS/BP/TXT (male reader or !trans reader/nb reader is fine to request).

    Requests must be BTS or !Reader focused. I do not write BP or TxT-centric stories.

    I will not include any fandoms outside of BTS, BP, TXT.

    18+

    Please see the most recent chapter to determine whether or not requests are currently open.

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    “Uncle Barry,” Wally said in a tight voice. His eyes betrayed his concern, in more ways than one, when they flicked over to the other occupant of his bed. The only thing visible of him was a halo of long dark hair and the top of his head. If Wally hadn’t looked at him, Barry might very well have missed it entirely, which would have given Wally time to come up with what he was going to say.

    If. “If” was the operative word.

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    Izuku convinces you to go to the Hero Gala with him, but he has ulterior motives.
    All it takes is a little push.

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    Dealing with his past as the Winter Soldier has always been hell for Bucky, especially when he had to do it on his own. Ever since he found Steve again and joined the Avengers Team, coping with all the trauma has been a little easier each day.

    Although, it's still hard for him, and even more so for those who he cares about, dealing with how other people perceive him. But at least he has found an easy -if rather unconventional- way to dissipate any worries.

    (This fic, as more to follow on this series, belongs to the same alternate universe as my fic "A Red Start Glinting in the Night". It's not necessary to read that one first to enjoy this one and the other ones, but it'll give you some context about how my version of the Post-Civil War events went down. It also tells the story of an OFC named Blake –Bucky's girlfriend– that will make appearances on some of the fics from this series (like this one, for example). Either way, these are one-shots meant to be read as stand-alones).

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    After Sir Pentious attacks the hotel, Charlie decides that the hotel needs more security. Fortunately, Alastor knows just who to call: Ryan O'Leary, a former marine that has just what they need. Along with Cherri Bomb and Vaggie, Ryan will fight to protect the hotel from Kingpins, Overlords, and anything else Hell can dish out.

    Feedback is always appreciated!

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    Connie gets Sasha a gift. Sasha has no idea what it is until she turns it on. Humour ensues.

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    At fourteen, Zoe Ramirez was everything her father hoped: smarter than him, and equipped with a sharp tongue she wasn’t afraid to use. Come sixteen, she had a bite to match a showstopping bark. Nowadays, shaking things up in college, she was everything René had ever dreamed of. His confident, bright little girl— well. At least, 2/4 of that was true. Zo was confident, and bright, but little didn’t cut it anymore, and girl never really did.

    Or, the one where Zoe— or is it Zo?— questions their way of life, their gender, and what brought them to this moment.

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