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    “So, anyway,” Bitty continues, bright as he can, “it was like when you’re a teenager and your Moo Maw tells you to always wear clean underwear, in case you get hit by a bus? Except I wasn’t wearing any underwear at all, and instead of a bus it was my boyfriend fuckin’ somebody else.”

    “My moo-what now?” the clipboard guy mutters.
    “I think it’s some kind of hillbilly thing,” the glasses guy retorts.


    When Eric Bittle catches his boyfriend cheating on him in their own home, he takes to Craigslist to find replacement accommodation -- and ends up in a loft with three men, one of whom may have been put on this Earth to test him.

    A Check, Please! New Girl AU

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    A lot of people forget that, even though he has consumed countless souls, destroyed two castles, traversed the Abyss and defeated Chaos itself, Soma is still the kind of person who would cook baked beans in a kettle.

    (A series of really stupid short stories about Soma being a dumb boy and/or abusing his powers.)

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    Dean Winchester suffers from psychological rope burn, the imaginary ties digging into him with every pull from his resentment, his guilt, and his desire to have a life for himself. His Uncle Bobby’s home care needs lead Dean to Cas Novak, an attractive bastard of a nurse who likes to push—his agenda, his luck, his belief that Dean and Bobby deserve more than what they’ve allowed themselves. As the men allow Cas to transform their lives, Dean feels a pull of a different sort—the pull of connection, of affection, of more. Dean wants to pull Cas closer...but just as Cas is good at pushing people toward their best selves, he’s also good at pushing away his own happiness. Can Dean and Cas push and pull their way to a life together?

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    They're not… dating, or boyfriends, or in love, or any of these things. Ryan's pretty sure on that front.

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    Throwing the Femslash Feb 2019 prompt list at Ladyformers and rarepairs.

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    Mira was your usual, almost-an-adult-but-not-quite-there-yet, teenager.

    She had friends who she hung out with on weekends, a nice job at a tiny beach side ice cream parlor, and a loving family consisting of one dorky dad, a hilarious mom, and a sweet (but very naive)little brother. Oh! And a giant Mastiff named Blue!

    Everything seemed picture perfect in Mira's life and quite honestly, she wouldn't have had it any other way.

    But that all changed one stifling summer night when a strange storm struck her island home whisking, not only herself, but her little brother and his two best friends away. Now they were Lord-only-knows where, being chased and attacked by both, creatures made of literal darkness AND over dramatic villains who thought they were tough shit.

    And just when she thought her life was good, too.

    I guess Mira's life wasn't going to be as picture perfect as she thought.

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    A collection of extras for my fic, Fur a Good Time, Call...!

    Will likely contain everything from extra world-building to missing scenes to hypothetical scenarios. So far, probably not totally necessary to have read FGTC to understand, but strongly encouraged by a very biased party (me)!

    Sixth: PERSEVERANCE - It's been a rough road. It hasn't been easy to make it this far. ...But he did it.

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    It all began in a necropolis. A rookie cop, a disgraced hero, a sister looking for answers - and the waiting dark filled with monsters. We think we know what waits for them - but we haven't even begun to imagine. (RE2/Outbreak - timeline canon divergence to suit the nature of the story, new puzzles, new friendships - character deaths and deception.) Rated M: language/gore.

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    “What do you call a blind dinosaur?”
    Ben was thrown off guard for a moment. “Excuse me?”
    “What do you call a blind dinosaur?”
    “What- I, uh, I don’t know.”
    “Doyouthinkhesaurus.”

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    So like, Dan and Phil in 2019, what’s that about, right? Still just trying to give the people what they want. And apparently they want a podcast.

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    In a world where monsters alongside humans exist there sits many academies that train people both human and monster to maintain the ever fragile peace as Peacekeepers however when a series of sinister forces scheme and connive in the background it's up to one particular student of Japan's Hanagaro Academy by the name of Shinjiro Amajiki to put an end to said sinister forces and carve his name as the world's greatest Peacekeeper.

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    Is it too much to ask for a break?
    The demigods are back at it again battling monsters, defying the odds and sassing their way out of sticky situations. But everyone is also fighting their own inner demons. Jason struggles with his feelings for Percy whilst the sea's son also deals with his traumatic break-up.Can these demigods along with their bad ass friends somehow figure out the key to their troubles all the while stopping the new foe that threatens them and their mythical world? No-one ever said being a halfblood was easy but if there's a smexy sun god and a master thief "helping out" along the way, how bad can it be?

    **Story mainly based on Jason x Percy but the quest and new enemies are important**
    **Ignores the events in Trials of Apollo - it doesn't happen**

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    As a villain, Bakura would be quite happy sipping tea and beating the pharaoh and his friends to death with the help of a children's card game. Instead of that, he had to share a house with a foolish Egyptian still in denial about his sexuality, his batshit crazy counterpart who likes, erm, "hugging" people and his not-so-adorable-anymore host.

    "Don’t even get me started, Bakura. You and Marik, you keep stealing my life and…"
    "And so you sided with a notorious murderer for… what, exactly? What did you even expect to achieve, Ryou? Did you really hope that everything would be okay like in a bloody Deathshipping fanfiction?"

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    When Chanhee moans his (other) hookup's name while they're having sex, Younghoon gets undeniably curious. He needs to suck it and see what all the fuss Kevin Moon is for himself.

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    After a simple mission goes horribly wrong, Namiko Uzumaki embarks on a mission to search for a new Hokage and redeem herself. Chaos ensues after a confrontation with a petty thief, and Namiko loses control of the thing she suppressed most.

    Now she tries to keep it under control, deal with daily problems and the chunin exams run by sadists.

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    I have been looking forward to doing this story, for MONTHS! I feel kind of bad, that the reason I did finally write this. Is because of the news, to Stan Lee's passing.
    I am no way, taking advantage of that or him or his name. Stan Lee, along with the MCU, and the comics, mean everything to me. The circumstances of everything, just gave me the kick I needed.

    I asked my friends, how they would want a S/O to help them during a bad day. My friends also helped spin so title ideas.
    I guess I don't have a description other than a warning.

    WARNING:
    THIS SHIT GOING TO BE FLUFFY AS HELL. PLEASE DO NOT READ IT, I AM ASHAMED BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE IT. hahaha...

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    5 times Marco cared about their age difference and 1 time he didn't.

    Or everyone (Ace included) keeps making fun of their age gap and Marco doesn't think it's as funny as they do.

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    Will Jyn sacrifice herself and marry Krennic, the man she hates more than any other?
    Chapter 9. Orson shows off
    Please check the TAGS.

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    Kara, Lena, Alex, Maggie, Nia and Sam are about to have a Ladies' Night, but first, they're paying for a few things at the store. After Kara accidently makes one gay joke, the other five oblige to make a million more and poor Kara doesn't understand any of it. (Just a bunch of queer jokes brought to you by some queer SG characters. Plotless humor).

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    Quatre takes his new boyfriend on a date for Valentine's Day.

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