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    Megatron wants to be majority whip. Starscream's ambition is barely overriding her desire to be anywhere but Texas. Soundwave really wants both of them to just shut the fuck up.
    The story of a campaign from hell.

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    Ymir's pursuit of the head cheerleader has nothing to do with warm fuzzy feelings or mushy insides or how birds suddenly appear every time she is near. It is purely physical. Obviously.

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    And so we come at long last to the end.

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    And thus we reach "teh tragdey" of this work, which contains what I personally consider one of the best lines I've ever written.

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    And so Raven visits Middle-Earth, discovers her One True Love, and unnecessarily high-falutin' dialogue ensues.

    (This Chapter Four (yes there are two Chapter Fours) takes place after Chapter Three, making it the first Chapter Four? But somehow got posted and placed out of order. So... I will try to figure out a way to put it in order, but give me a while.)

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    "Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?"

    "I don't know, probably both."

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    Lance never intended to accidentally message a complete stranger, but in the end, he didn't intend to fall in love with him either.

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    So Kitty being Kitty found my interdimensional portal to other worlds. Because she hates me, is an asshole, and a self righteous faggot towards me, she's gonna ruin some of my favorite things. This is the first. My favorite horror game.

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    Or: A self-indulgent Lance character study, couched in a meme-filled AU, based on some things noted in seasons 1-6. And now mostly based off stuff I wish I hadn't seen in s7. *loud sigh*

    Or: How Lance McClain Grew Up, Got Over Himself and Became Earth's Hero (before someone landed four lions on his parade).

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    Ryland is used being woken up by Alex one way or another.

    Things are a bit different than he expected this time around.

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    CURRENTLY WORKING ON A DIFFERENT SUMMARY. HERE'S THE OLD ONE:

    Gentle fingers ran through your hair as they weaved flowers through your tresses. The autumn breeze bristled passed your ears, tickling you causing you to laugh.

    "What are you laughing about, little bird?" Her voice, as was her fingers, gentle yet strong through her accent. You tilted your head to glance at the beautiful fairy before you and shrugged.

    "I was thinking about how we first met." You said before shifting yourself to lean next to her. You placed your weight on her shoulder and you could feel a chuckle ripple within her. "You remember still?" You asked, and you could feel her nod. "Of course, you were the most annoying human I've encountered." You laughed again, "I still am, lovely. You just learnt how to deal with it."

    "I find it endearing now. I remember how intolerable you were to me. I couldn't stand you."

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    Clark Kent tries to interview the flirtatious Bruce Wayne. Key word being 'try.'

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    Leia and Han's courtship looks awfully familiar.

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    “I can’t believe you still have more pick up lines up your sleeve.”
    “Do I know you? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend.”
    “Shut up.”

    *
    In which Hoseok is a bad flirt but two can be bad at something.

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    Nigel would have stayed a lone wolf if his ex hadn’t insisted they join a pack before their daughter was born. Now Gabi has left and he’s raising Brie alone whilst trying to keep in good with Lecter - the pack alpha. So when Lecter needs him for a job and sends over a babysitter, Nigel can’t really refuse. Though don’t think he hasn’t considered it when the sitter turns out to be some kid called Aiden who has exactly zero childcare experience!

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    Dick replays the last thing he said in his mind. Oh shit. “I meant, shut you up. Technically, since I'm a dick and you're the asshole, I could do the former, but uh... maybe buy me dinner or a drink first. I don’t usually put out on the first date.”

    “That’s a lie and you know it.” Jason takes out his lighter again and lights the cigarette he somehow managed not to bite in half. “You so put out on the first date.”

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    Kirishima Eijirou just wanted his internship at the Fatgum fashion label to be a good, productive, informative time. He didn't anticipate Bakugou Katsuki, reticent model, to be a part of it. But he's not exactly going to complain if people keep shoving the two of them together for fittings and measurements.

    Bakugou just really wants to figure out why this weird red-head gets under his skin so easily.

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    It has been over a year since the accident and Bucky Barnes still finds himself in a slump he can't seem to get out of. Being unable to chase his passion for playing music anymore has beaten him down in more ways than one. So in an attempt to cheer him up his friends drag him out one evening. And that evening he meets Steve Rogers, looking to settle back into a new life.

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    [In military science, Force Multiplication is an attribute or a combination of attributes that multiplies the effectiveness of a soldier or weapon, giving a small number of troops or individuals the ability to accomplish greater tasks than without it.]

    Jack Morrison is 26, just completed the first half of his Special Forces "Q-Course," and just got airdropped to a secret base in the snowy mountains of Idaho along with the other "supersoldier candidates."

    [Common force multipliers are: terrain, geographical features, weather]

    He doesn't really know how to feel about his new "number" (76) or the fact that he's joined a program that will "genetically and phenotypically modify him, as well as train him extensively, to survive better against the bots."

    [Training and experience]

    He never thought he was particularly "special" (though he'll be the first to admit he's always hoped for an adventure worthy of legend).

    [Tactics and intelligence]

    And he thought SEP would just be more training

    [Morale]

    Until he met "Soldier: 24"

    [Friends]

    Gabriel Reyes

    [Inspiration]

    And Jack experienced a revelation

    And they changed the course of history.

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    Running into his neighbour always is quite weird for Blaine.

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    When given the choice between piloting the ship to face Thanos or returning home, Tony decides: Neither.

    They're going to become space pirates instead.

    (In which Tony Stark changes the game. Then burns the playing field down around him. And salts the earth beneath it.)

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