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    So, because things just didn't seem ended with the last chapter in Don't Go Shopping, we have the sequel. Ta daaa!

    Please ignore the other story, What's a Lifetime Warranty, when reading this - that's an AU and has nothing to do with what will happen here.

    Also, the first idea when I started tinkering with this was to have a little PWP. You know, as a treat for all you lovely readers. Well. It decided it wanted plot. So... it is not porn without plot, it's porn with plot. Some deity help us.

    In any case, it starts roughly 2 years after the events in Don't Go Shopping ended.

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    8/?
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    39
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    2
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    When I started Don't Go Shopping, I promised you it will end well. And… it did.

    I can't make the same promise now, though.

    This starts at the half of Chapter 43 in Don't Go Shopping, I will add the part of the chapter that still applies as part of the prequel chapter here, all in italics, so you know when the new stuff begins. It's the "what if Legolas wouldn't have wanted to stay home with Thranduil, after his disclosure."

    And, in short, is all about the dark side having cookies.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    19
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    Podfic of reserve's fic.

    He imagines it could be worse. At least he's not in a cult.

    Not anymore.

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    English
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    20
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    1/1
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    It’s an old tradition, but technically it is still the law. When a prosecutor loses a case, the victorious defence attorney is allowed to claim a victory prize. 24 hours full legal possession of the prosecutor’s named submissive.

    Very few defence attorneys take advantage of this archaic piece of legislation, but Kristoph Gavin is known for his strict adherence to traditional D/s practices.

    “First,” says Kristoph. “I plan to break you with pain.”

    He sees Phoenix’s throat move.

    “Cool.” Phoenix says.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    37
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    635
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    In a new time an place, Y/n is struggling to make pieces fit together with everything she's suffered in the past. A rainy day and a sky blue man may help her recover, but there may be a greater danger just over the horizon.

    Because the sun can overcome the rain.

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    21,740
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    22/?
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    120
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    74
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    3
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    1440
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    We're all on the same page that Malcolm is definitely a sub right? I just have not been able to stop thinking about his subby past since that scene where him and Edrisa discuss BDSM rope, and this is the unfortunate result.

    This story starts immediately after the scene/day in Pied-A-Terre when Simone and Malcolm almost have sex, after that it will be canon divergent.

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    2/?
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    12
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    33
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    5
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    269
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    Ichigo gets the opportunity of a lifetime with a full scholarship to an American school. The only caveat is that he's gotten it through his uncle who has previously expressed intense dislike for him and his father. There is something going on, and others take notice before long, in particular Izuru.

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    84,450
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    2
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    107
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    229
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    6523
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    Geralt was never supposed to survive the Trials. A submissive witcher was an abomination, an insult to the order of the world. He must never let anyone know his nature, must never accept a gentle touch or a kind word. It's too risky, too dangerous. He might slip up, and that would mean the end of everything.

    But Jaskier refuses to keep to the script. After the boisterous (alluring), overly invasive (affectionate), and stupidly persistent (brave) Dominant walks into his life with bread in his pants, Geralt starts to think that maybe her could break this endless cycle of deprivation and pain. If only he could figure out how to deserve it.

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    5/13
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    A dynasty needs heirs. A Sith Dynasty is no exception. Unfortunately for him, Sheev Palpatine only has a daughter lacking the strength he craves for the Empire. The obvious solution is finding her a husband with enough strength to offset her deficiencies. The prospect of that husband being the Chosen One is too good to pass up.
    Padmé Palpatine, raised with the expectation that she would give birth to the next generation of Sith, does not relish the idea of doing so for Count Dooku. So, when the Count meets his end at the hands of a powerful young Jedi, she senses an opportunity to seize some control of her life. But in bringing him into her life and her bed, she exposes weaknesses within herself.
    When he struck down a Sith Lord, Anakin Skywalker had no idea he'd be expected to take that Sith Lord's place. And while romancing a princess seemed fun in theory, the reality is far more terrible and intoxicating than he imagined. And the longer it goes on, the more he feels him losing himself to the sway of the Dark Side and a wicked princess.
    It's a game of danger and desire, but surviving and winning are two different things. And no one leaves it without being changed irrevocably.

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    27
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    6
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    Geralt has never had the chance to choose before, and now it's being given, he doesn't know how. How to say no to one, and yes to another, rather than yes to both.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Kudos:
    567
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    112
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    As the Harvester, Draco Malfoy serves in the highest position amongst Voldemort’s ranks. But as time wears on, it becomes evident that the world is nothing as Voldemort promised; instead Pestilence, Famine, an unending War, and Death prevail. Gathering a group of similarly disenchanted Death Eaters, Draco vows to bring the Dark Lord’s reign of terror to an end.

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    4/?
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    1811
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    Its the final semester of college and everyone is required to participate in an unregulated experiment. For this an entire class must move into a building and try and the point is to reach the goals set by their professors. During the experiment anything can happen and it does. Jungkook is alone and he is trying to make it through the experiment with no problems. Some of his fellow classmates don't feel the same way and make Jungkook their target. What does this experiment have in store?

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    9,027
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    6/?
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    53
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    179
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Cal Roberts finds himself in more financial turmoil than he likes. After going to a casino, he gets far more than he bargains for after he playing poker with the handsome and commanding Le Chiffre.

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    1/?
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    4
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    7
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    2
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    71
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    Lucifer gets sick of being the ruler of Hell and sneakes into Earth where he disguises as a University Professor, meets a botany expert (Poison Ivy) and gets all tangled up with her. muhahaha.

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    11/?
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    28
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    213
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    When they had sent Loki back up to Asgard in the aftermath of the Chitauri invasion, Tony Stark had thought that would be the last he would see of the psychotic demigod. Little did he know that there was a certain green-eyed god stalking his prey at that moment. Little did he know that he was about to stumble into a life more chaotic than he could have ever dreamed, that he would find that the fallen demigod he once feared had so much more to his story than Thor could have ever told them. And he hardly could have imagined just how much bigger the world...universe...no, universes were.
    All it took was falling for one God of Mischief...
    That’s all it ever took to completely change the fate of a dimension.
    Well...that and a crazy kid with pink highlights in her hair!

    ** Check my bookmarks for the Fan-fics that may be mentioned or included (or ones that are just my favorites!) They're the best of the best when it comes to Frostiron and Stucky smut (My OTPs!), and I will keep adding more as I find or remember them! Enjoy reading the ones you haven't already found while waiting on updates (and maybe those again too!)

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    20/?
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    35
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    27
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    Billy Hargrove and Steve Harrington being dumb as a box of rocks in the summer of 1985. Featuring bad decisions, dead-end jobs, miscommunication and feelings all over the place. Please heed the explicit rating, and any extra tags above each chapter.

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    English
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    21,504
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1754
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    The one where Snake is a professional dom, and Otacon is using his services to punish himself in a really unhealthy way until Snake puts his foot down.

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    11,271
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    105
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    657
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    Alec gets kidnapped by a handsome warlock as ransom for the debt his parents owe, but he doesn't expect to enjoy the experience as much as he does. And he definitely doesn't expect to see Magnus again (but enjoys it just as much).

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    18,009
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    80
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    197
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1798
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    The style of writing is slow and graphic depictions of various sex acts and violence set in the Crises-Core era pre-Nibelheim.

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    1: Zack has arranged for Sephiroth to tutor Cloud. Sephiroth summons tentacle monster. Tentacle-rape stuff, but also Cloud/Seph.

    2: Cloud initiates round two and he is consensually fisted by Sephiroth. Also some oral w/ breath play. Much sex.

    3: Cloud makes SOLDIER, is teased by Sephiroth on celebratory dinner.

    4: Cloud starts mako treatments, consults with Zack and tries to have "normal sex". Also first mission.

    5: A plotty start leads up to SUPERFLUFFY Clack sex, where Cloud tops Zack. Then he has a breakdown bc chapter 1. Zack comforts.

    6: Cloud fails an emergency mission, kills people, and gets mako withdrawal. ANGST-warning as fuck.

    7: Cloud asks Seph for help to deal with mako withdrawal. Seph agrees and introduces Cloud to play-piercing. (Dubious) consensual violence, but also, hot smut.

    8: Plot interlude, no smut, light humor, Cloud date-preps.

    9: Clack date, superfluff and hot BJ.

    10: Clack at the love hotel. Zack tops Cloud for the first time. Fluffy smut deluxe!

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    English
    Words:
    35,797
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1469
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    They use him on the subway.

    An exploration of a BDSM-oriented universe, through the eyes of Dave, a college freshman and submissive with a rebellious streak an inch wide and a bad habit of failing to see things directly in front of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,986
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    9289

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