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    Modern Witcher AU: Yennefer is a prosecutor, Geralt is a private detective. They meet in court one day and then they meet again and again. Oh and Ciri will be there too.

    I promise there's more to it than this vague description.

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    "Geralt didn’t like assassins, spies, or Vipers. But Jaskier was all three, and clearly, Geralt was still coming to terms with that."

    After the inevitable reveal of Jaskier's Viper-ness, many of Kaer Morhen inhabitants had questions abut Jaskier's unbringing. This was problematic because:

    a) He would rather avoid the topic for as long as humanly possible.
    b) it was winter, which meant that dramtically throwing himself out of windows to avoid difficult conversations wouldn't be a good idea.
    c) Jaskier still wasn't sure exactly how stable his and Geralt's newly-established relationship was, and he wasn't willing to destroy everything they had because of all the (very) horrible things he'd done in his (extremely) long life.

    But after a run-in with someone from Jaskier's past, and the panic-ridden manhunt that follows, Jaskier's families find themselves closer than ever - for better, or for worse.

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    The anger comes later, once the fresh hurt has left him.

    After the mountain, Jaskier tries his best to forget about Geralt of Rivia. It would be far easier if the Witcher would stop somehow getting Jaskier involved in his messes, or if he stopped trying to apologise, badly.

    Jaskier is a wanted man, Nilfgaard is on the move, a princess is missing and a Witcher is wanted. There's a sorceress who has made it her one goal in life to annoy him. Somehow none of these are his biggest problem, your past will always catch up with you, no matter how hard you try to outrun it.

    Or,

    Jaskier attempts to outrun all his problems at once, he does not succeed in the slightest.

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    There’s a corridor off the main hall, a small, dark one that leads to nowhere in particular. That’s where Jaskier finds himself when the pain in his hand flares again, worse than before. It is there in the darkness that he stifles the cry of pain by biting down on his lip, blood filling his mouth as he stumbles against the wall.

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    Rience has left a curse on Jaskier. Yen and Ciri to the rescue, Geralt has feelings™️ and Lambert is a little shit.

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    When Jaskier is cursed to always speak his mind, he and Geralt are forced to journey together to fix it before it gets him killed...if they can find the culprit in time. From traveling through swamps and fighting bandits to attending elegant banquets, the road ahead will not be easy.

    Slash, post-fight fix-it fic! Chapters 1-17 are what I consider to be the start-conclusion of the truth spell fic, it's not necessary to read past that! The next arcs see them exploring a haunted fortress with a dark secret, getting involved with a gang and going to medieval jail, and a small time skip where they are vacationing at the coast and get hit with a body-swapping curse.

    This fic is officially complete, and the sequel has officially begun!

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    Yennefer is delighted when she arrives at the estate where she’s been hired to provide entertainment for a Midsummer party and finds Geralt there. She’s less delighted that he’s accompanied by his blithering twit of a bard.

    But when she refuses to help the marquess undo a family curse—a curse that will kill anyone who meddles with it—the marquess and his sorceress lover seek to gain leverage on her. Except it’s not Geralt they target; it’s the blithering twit of a bard.

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    “You’re lucky I was passing through town.”

    “Thank you,” Jaskier adds, voice shaking. He opens his eyes to look up at her, expression warm. “I didn’t think anyone was coming for me. Geralt is already at Kaer Morhen with Ciri. He wouldn’t have even realized I was gone until the spring.”

    Yennefer is unused to such naked gratitude being directed at her. “It was nothing.”

    “Not to me.” Jaskier shakes his head. “I thought I was going to die horribly and the best I could hope for was that they’d push too hard and kill me accidentally before I could betray Geralt.”

     

    Or, Yennefer rescues Jaskier from a Nilfgaardian prison cell.

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    Geralt takes a long time to admit that something is different about his bard. He’s loud, He complains about his clothes and his shoes, the things regular bards do (not that he would now but he assumes they do)

    Will geralt find out what his bard is? Or will he lose him to king emhyr?

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    Jaskier cast a wide-eyed look at Geralt before straightening. “Yenn?” Jaskier pitched his voice out, steady and strong even though Geralt could see the faintest tremble in his lips. “Now might be a good time to come back here.”

    Whatever Yenn replied was lost as the wind suddenly picked up, moving from quiet to a susurrus in the treetops to a full on bluster in the span of a handful of heartbeats. It tore at Geralt’s armour, whipping leaves and small branches into his face. He thought he could hear Ciri scream, though it might also have been a ringing in his ears.

    Or: The destiny family is spending a day searching for ingredients in a forest near Brokilon, and it's just another day until Jaskier spills blood on a carved sword. But it's definitely not his fault they suddenly find themselves in the company of a stranger decidedly not from their world — how was he supposed to know it was a magical carving?!

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    There’s no locked door keeping Jaskier and Geralt trapped in the cellar, no bars on the windows, no shackles. No, what’s keeping them trapped is a spell.

    Or, someone kidnaps Geralt and Jaskier and Yennefer will do whatever it takes to get to them.

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    Jaskier, a novice witch, and his more experienced coven are certain that nothing could possibly go wrong with a blood ritual. Everything is fine until it isn’t, and then Jaskier finds himself alone after a full moon ritual gone wrong.

    That is, until Yennefer, a blood and bone witch, finds him and shows him that everything he knows about magic and the Order is not what it seems to be.

    Along the way, they fall in love.

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    It’s a shitty day to begin with. Sleep had been restless, pants came out of the dryer still damp, the clock seemed to move too quickly, and to top it off the grocery pick up had swapped his normal medium roast coffee beans for decaf. There’s been a gnawing feeling in his gut and Geralt had at first waved it off as a product of his morning routine disruption.

    Now he knows it's foreboding that his personally shitty day is going to get overturned by a national security threat.

    “There’s been a security breech, extract the Principal. Now.”

    or

    Yennefer is a prominent political figure pushing for an Act that will bring equal rights to all human and nonhuman residents of the Northern Kingdoms. The contention on the Continent over the Act has required heightened security, a contracted crew of witchers. It would be impossible for anyone to resist them, PR Rep Jaskier convinces her.

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    “So this is Jaskier,” said Ciri. “Jaskier the bard. Jaskier the friend. Jaskier the one who wrote the only song I’ve ever heard you sing ever.”
    “Yes,” grumbled Geralt, a metallic sound ringing through the air as he took another swipe at his sword. “That Jaskier.”
    A moment of silence passed.
    “He’s mad at you.”
    Geralt’s knife clattered to the ground as he sighed, closing his eyes. “Ciri–”
    “What? I’m not allowed to say that he’s mad at you?” she scoffed. “He’s clearly mad at you. Come on. You keep looking at him with what I think most people would call puppy-dog-eyes and Yennefer practically had to drag him up here anyway even though his hands clearly need some help–”
    “Don’t talk about his hands,” Geralt said seriously, and Ciri stopped her chattering, going still. He went back to his sword, not wanting Ciri to see the guilt he couldn’t hide. “Alright? You can ask him about anything else. Just not the hands.”

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    When Rience is done, he throws what is left of Jaskier into the harbor, not even having the courtesy to finish him off first. One final cruel insult: drowning the man you burned.

    It seems unfair, Jaskier thinks, to spend thirty-nine years being a person, breathing and alive, only to end as tattered cloth and scorched meat, dumped like so much garbage.

    No one will ever know what happened to him.

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    Chapter 7: Nothing bad could possibly happen in Kaer Morhen

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    Jaskier is stuck with Yennefer for 3 weeks on a ship to Cintra.

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    When Jaskier had been but a little hatchling, he'd been given one rule: Don't leave the burrow.

    He hadn't listened.

    *

    After she saved him from that firefucker of a mage, Dragon Jaskier springs Yennefer free from her shackles and they embark on an adventure to evade capture, reclaim her chaos - without dealing with any demons, thank you Yennefer - and warn Geralt about the danger Voleth Meir poses to Kaer Morhen and the witchers who imprisoned her so long ago.

    Of course they get sidetracked when they find out that Princess Cirilla, the famous child surprise, has been kidnapped...

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    He can’t think clearly, he can’t remember if Yennefer ever told him about a man with blue eyes and a lute on his hands. He feels uprooted, marooned. Utterly lost.

    He wants to be left alone with his broken dreams.

    “Get out” he barks, angry with himself, angry with Yennefer, angry with the world “Get the fuck out”.

    The man looks at him suddenly, the pain washed away, something like panic replacing it, his smell turning sour with it. Decomposing lemons’ acid.

    “No, please, no. Please don’t kick me out” he stands up, leaving the lute on the ground, his face turning pale and sickening. His body twitches anxiously. “Please. If you. If you don’t accept me then Stregobor is going to whore me out to the soldiers” his hands shake a little. “And oh ho boy, let me tell you: that is not a pleasant experience” he swallows, the sound a howl for mercy. “Please. I would do anything, anything you want. I won’t complain. I will shut up. Please, please, let me stay. Let us stay”.

    And when Geralt is going to ask why the fuck he said us he hears it: a baby’s mumble.

    The world goes eerie silent.

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    Yennefer V. Pankratz was the most terrifying woman Kaoru had ever met. 

    She had a dangerous elegance about her, from the bright purple eyes to the form fitting dresses and blazers to the scathing words she used to cut through all the bullshit people tried to pull when commissioning him. Seeing her part a crowd without even lifting a finger was as familiar to him as Reki's tics.

    It was, however, rather like watching two worlds violently collide and transport him to an entirely new dimension, when the crowd she was parting was the one waiting around the finish line at S.

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    OR:

    The infamous White Wolf and Dandelion have returned to the competitive skating scene of S for a beef of unknown origins. Their wife is not impressed.

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    i wrote this entirely for myself so if you don't like it that's your problem <3

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    Oh, of course he and Yennefer ‘hate’ each other. Their families don’t particularly get along, even if it’d be profitable for them to intermarry. And of course, Jaskier is a flighty dandy where Yennefer is a serious, powerful mage who has better things to do than play pawn in what is very obviously a political marriage to a minor royal. They are constantly, politely, at each other’s throats, but they accept the terms of their engagement with the grace befitting their station.

    Jaskier’s parents are thrilled, finally looking at him with something akin to pride.

    And while the trade negotiations are going on, Yennefer catches his eye, presses into his mind, and paints a vivid memory of Geralt, only half out of his armor, face slack with pleasure as she rides him on the floor. He nearly chokes on his tongue.

    Yes, there are far, far worse women he could be marrying.

    Joy makes him complacent.

     

    (Jaskier thinks his father offers him the drink to celebrate his marriage. He’s not expecting an interrogation.)

    Prompt: Spiked Drink

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    "There isn’t enough time.
    The thought strikes him suddenly, violently, as he cradles her face and she offers a tremulous smile, blinking slowly up at him.
    They've known each other for years now, this much is true, but how much time have they wasted, drifting in and out of each other’s lives? How much time have they wasted hurting each other?"

    While Geralt & co. recover at Kaer Morhen from their ordeal with Voleth Meir, Geralt spends night after night dreaming of Yennefer dying. He comes to realize (with some help from Jaskier) he must start to reconcile with her before they merge their lives together.

    A brief post-S2 angst-ridden fix-it to put Geralt and Yennefer on more equal footing.

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