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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    Peter doesn’t need anything preventing him from doing what he needs to do, he just needed to focus on what he needed to do and he definitely didn’t need to fall in love with a mob boss but he knows he really wants to.

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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    When those bright eyes turn to Peter though, he realizes this is the one that has been suffocating him with his gaze. The man who makes him feel an overwhelming sensation to lay himself bare.

    “Do you usually go around stealing people’s drinks?” Peter asks.

    “Nah, more like I usually go around taking blowjobs.” The man has no class, “Speaking of which, you--” he points to Peter, eyes roving over his tight form in red, “me and a nice dark corner? I’ll pay you back for the blowjob with an even better one.”

    Or the one where Peter's a Drag Queen and is in for the night of his life. ;)

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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

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    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one cool mf guy!!

    Disclaimer: Mentions of (at some point in passing) drugs, alcohol, depression, bullying, abuse, sex, blood, loss of a loved one, etc.

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    ABO dynamics Spideypool fic.
    Wade's been hurt in the past, Peter just happens to show up in his life one day.
    Wade never wanted a mate, but Peter just wants to be with his.

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    I don’t really know what to say other than, I watched a porn, and in the middle the guy said this line and all I could think about from then was Wade saying that to Peter. So basically reads like a shitty porn.

    Or, Peter shoplifts gets caught and would do anything to not go to jail or deal with Mr. Stark.

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    Arachnophobia is described as the extreme or irrational fear of spiders. For the most part, that definition is correct: the fear is definitely extreme.

    But it's not quite irrational is it?

    Of course, a certain arachnid would just LOVE to hear you scream.

    (this work is continually updated, although at an extremely slow pace. I don't plan on giving up on this project, though it may be slow going and some parts may be rewritten several times.)

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    AU. "Baby Boy, you know what I've been thinkin'? I've been thinkin' that we could use some fun. Not just us, but our Avenger buddies, too. Plus, don't think I forgot about the possibility of karaoke. HawtGuy, Spider-Mom, Norse Adonis, Bionic Man, America's Ass, and the Friendly Green Giant are guaran-damn-teed to put on a good show. IronDad will be so jelly bean, when he looks down on us, and sees us havin' a bangin' time without him, B-T-Dubs. Like, lime green Jell-O. We should invite Tall, Dark, and Nerdy, and MJ, too. I will wipe the floor with you." Peter's boyfriend exclaimed with glee.

    "And what do I get, when I win?" Peter mused. He smirked, as he watched the look of donning wash over Wade's face. Wade just opened his mouth and gaped.

    "Y-You seem awfully smug, Petey-Pie." Wade frowned. Peter chuckled, before stretching onto his tiptoes, to kiss his boyfriend's nose.

    "That I am." Peter agreed. He knew exactly what he was going to do. He just needed a little help to pull it off.

    "Should I be worried? You can have whatever you want, my luscious little lemon drop. But if I win, I finally get that eat that ass."

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    "Help." Peter murmured, his tongue heavy and unwilling to move; thankfully the man in red heard him and... skipped? over to where Peter lay immobilised. From his position on the floor he could make out a typical superhero suit with a belt that held a lot more knives and guns than he thought anyone would ever need in their lifetime. The man had a mask that covered his entire face and 2 more swords that crossed over his back menacingly. He didn't exactly look very friendly contrary to his mannerisms.

    "You look like you've been hurt, Spidey." Excellent observation. Finally Peter mustered the strength to grunt, "Who are you?"

    "The name's Deadpool, don't wear it out~" Deadpool replied, winking with a sultry grin.

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    Тони всегда знал, что Уэйд плохо влияет на его почти-сына-Паркера. Но он и представить себе не мог, что это общение вызовет растроение личности у Питера!

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    Peter Parker a merman who has been kept behind the kingdoms walls most of his life, only aloud out with his fathers to learn about their kingdoms and other kingdoms in the ocean. On his 18th birthday his father allows him to roam the sea floor freely so long as he is never to break the seas surface. But when a boat over head sparks his curiosity he can’t help but break the rules a few times. Wade Wilson a fearless caption on his way back from a long sea quest his treasure aboard he heads back to land, When he his ship hits some rough waters and he gets thrown over board knocked unconscious by the hard hit of the sea, luckily peter and his friends are there to save him, dragged onto shore. Once Wade started to come to all he sees is the out line of a beautiful man and the voice of an angel but all to soon the sun blinds him and he’s stuck thinking of the beautiful man from his dreams. Peter would do anything to see Wade again. Even swam the darkest parts of the ocean to find Calypso the voodoo Sea serpent to ask for help.

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Peter is in his last year of High School and will soon start College. It's both exciting and exhausting. However, for now, he has to deal with Deadpool.

    (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
    Part of the Omegaverse™ series.
    by JazamineLake /smexyndjfnf on Wattpad for
    Cast etc.

    2019

    ABO universe (Alpha Beta Omega)Series
    Mpreg, Spideypool
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    ®
    contains gore and sex

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    Peter's starting to think they should rename Murphy's Law after him. Besides getting bitten by a radio active spider and losing everyone he's ever cared for, Peter's just lost his lab tech job and is currently squatting in a condemned building.

    And he might be delivering human organs for an organized crime ring.

    Also, he's starting to think he might have accidentally joined a sex cult.

    Oh, and did he mention he imprinted on a merciless killer in red and black pajamas?

    Honestly, the list goes on.

    A/B/O AU set five years after Thanos snapped.

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    Wade should’ve know the Job was too good to be true. It was supposed to be relatively simple. Find the bad guy. Kill the bad guy. Return the children he had kidnapped to SHIELD and get his check. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Too bad when he got there the children were gone and his target was no where in sight.

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    Peter Parker refuses to talk about his hero complex and will not apologize for accidentally spoiling Desperate Housewives for Wade the ONE TIME he goes on Twitter. Wade has a very mature and reasonable way to deal with these grievances.

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    What happens when the world is forced to sacrifice children in the name of order and justice? The Games are the result. Wade had never been lucky in life and as he made his way into District 12, fate showed him just how much they didn’t like him. Now scarred from his experiences, he must deal with helping the new tributes make their way through the games. Can he help keep one of them alive?

    Peter has suffered so much in life as it is and when it’s finally his turn for the games, will he be able to make it out alive? What will he lose along the way or is there possibly anything to gain?

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    Familiar spirits, sometimes referred to simply as "familiars", were believed to be supernatural entities that would assist witches and cunning folk in their practice of magic. Peter is one such creature.

    Peter was more nervous than he'd ever been in his life. What if this Wade Wilson didn't want him once he saw Peter, what if he was cruel and kept him chained up like a house pet or worse.

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    “In my defense, I didn’t expect you to get hurt.”

    “And I didn’t expect to be run out of town, yet here we are.”

    He went suddenly stiff, “Wait...you were run out of town?”

    “As if you didn’t know,” Peter grumbled, but when he looked up he did a double-take at Wade's confused expression. “Almighty, you really don’t know, do you?” he snapped the drawer shut, “Well, after that little fiasco by Two-Stone Canyon, a little rumor spread that me and you were in cahoots. The rumor got some ground and it turned the whole town against me. I was run out before I could defend my case. Why'dya think I was out there the other night to begin with?”

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    When Peter Parker, a deputy known as Webslinger, gets accused of working with the West's deadliest outlaw he finds himself on the run from the people he once trusted. In an effort to prove his innocence, he finds himself captured by the very outlaw tarnishing his name.

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