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    Kakashi's life is going to be miserable until he learns to enjoy the four's antics, Sasuke is a Nerd and will happily set things on fire if you ask, Sakura is a strong eleven year old and will happily encourage Sasuke's explosive ideas, Naruto is just Naruto, Sai is an Artist(TM) and doesn't get along with Deidara and Sasori so Team 7 doesn't get along with Deidara and Sasori (except Deidara and Sasuke are kindred spirits who want to blow everything up and so get along), Madara is the King of Petty and therefore untouchable, and everyone else are various levels of Done, Entertained, and Exasperated.

    Or: Team 7 are literally going to cause the apocalypse if they don't put that down-

    Alternatively titled: Sasuke nO, Sakura don't encourage her, Naruto why did you agree to Sasuke's idea and Sai you're supposed to be sane stop making paper animals that are filled with magic-

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    Sasuke has been trained for years and years. Every scar she had ever gained, it had been for the sole purpose of making it into Konoha, the 'best school in the Elemental Nations '.


    And, well.
     
    Standing here, in front of the school, knowing exactly where she's stepping into...
     
    ...Konoha really doesn't seem that great, on first impression, Sasuke thinks, subtly side-eyeing the two trying to do something-or-other with a teacher's quirk who's obviously not asleep and only pretending to be.

    She steps away and decides to ignore every dumbass that's going undoubtedly going to be in her class.
     
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    Or: Sasuke is Shouto, Itachi is Dabi, Madara and Izuna are Fuyumi and Natsuo respectively, and Class 1-A is replaced by the Konoha 12.

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    "Naruto is marrying Hyuuga Hinata, this spring." Kakashi said, eyes smiling, "Isn't that good news?"

    The words registered, but they didn't make any sense.

    Sasuke had just turned on his heel and left.

    A rewrite of Boruto where Sasuke realizes what Konoha has done to him and that Naruto unfortunately perpetuates the same system that victimized them both as children. He finds another home, where he didn't expect.

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    “I can’t believe we’re back in time.” Sakura sourly pointed out, “One moment I was filing medical reports and the next? I wake up with a spoon shoved down my throat and I nearly choked because I was halfway through swallowing.”

    “Hn.” Sasuke agreed.

    She stood out menacingly, fist out ready to pounce. “If this was your fault,” she cracked her fists, “you understand?”

    Naruto nodded his head rapid fire.

     

    Long story short, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are thrown back into their puny, non-badass 12-year-old bodies.

    What do they do?

    Cause a riot, drive everyone insane and save the world.

    Kakashi was so proud of his students for restraining themselves.

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    What if instead of ordering Itachi to kill his clan, Danzo got a certain snake involved?

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    She didn't want to be Haruno Sakura; and, thanks to finding out about a legend, she didn't have to be.
    Self-hatred is a great motivator yet also extremely dangerous. Too bad she never told anyone.

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    Everyone was dead. No one but Sasuke, Kurama, and Madara. With the help of the Kyuubi, Sasuke goes back in time to save everyone. Save her. They would change it all and save everyone from their suffering.

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    The war was over. They were the last ones left.

    But Naruto had a plan.

    Sakura and Sasuke should’ve known better than to follow it blindly.

     

    Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya’s unfinished business would remain that way. They’d pay for taking sensei away.

    Of course it would’ve been far easier if Naruto hadn’t decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

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    The mission to Nami no Kuni shook the Team Seven and made their sensei act more seriously. This is the effect of his new determination and outlook.

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    The fight against Pein turns out a little differently with the arrival of someone completely unexpected. In an effort to save Sasuke’s life, Naruto seals half of Kurama’s chakra in his best friend. Now, Sasuke must not only deal with his unplanned return to Konoha, but also the fox inside his body that is anything but fond of him.

    AKA: Sasuke becomes the jinchuuriki of Kurama. He's not the only one unhappy about this predicament.

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    Unexpected things happen on missions. A team member drops the precious cargo, your charge has bounty hunters after them, a missing-ninja shows up. Of course with Team 7 normal unexpected complications can never be simple. Getting trapped in the Warring States Era being one of them. Now all they have to do is find a way back home without somehow inadvertently causing the Leaf to no longer be created.

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    Naruto had a plan.

    Sasuke figured he’d play along with it.

    Sakura was sceptical, and rightfully so.
     

    They were the last ones left, so they went back to change things via a special seal Naruto created just for them… though there were some unplanned issues. Naruto’s genetics gave them the Uzumaki Chakra reserves. Sasuke’s genetics gave them each a fully-formed Sharingan. Sakura’s genetics gave them decent chakra control… and had the unintended side-effect of turning them all into girls.
     

    This is the 'serious' version of 'A Slight Sealing Mishap' which contains themes of Gender Dysphoria and is generally darker on the whole. It follows a similar plotline to 'A Slight Sealing Mishap' but I suppose one might say that there's more depth to it. A light-hearted version of this is avaliable for lighter reading (and will likely have the more frequent updates).

     

    Another Alternate Version of ‘Flaming Maelstroms’ and the Serious Version of 'A Slight Sealing Mishap'

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    After getting thrown out of their time stream, the Legends find themselves in a different one. They pick up several unknown passengers right before crashing in a strange world. It soon becomes apparent that although the unknown passengers are from this strange world, they are from both the past and future of it. The scary part is that the current time isn't what is supposed to be happening and the Waverider is out of commission, probably forever. Now the legends have to find a way to make lives in this new world.

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    AU in which Konoha has an underground maze and a (shinobi) coming of age tradition is to send children down into the (hell)maze. The age varies, and some children will be sent down younger than others.

    When Uchiha Sasuke is sent down he is eight. He meets a boy who has been down there since he was six, looking for a way out.
    When they are twelve, they find a pink haired girl and she joins them.

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    "We're going to talk about how you massacred the clan on the orders of Shimura Danzō, and about the fact that the man who claims to be Uchiha Madara isn't in fact Uchiha Madara, but a delusional relative of ours who's been manipulated by him and the will of a crazy goddess trapped on the moon, but first—I'm going to tear your fucking eye out of your fucking socket."

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    After the Land of Waves incident, Kakashi reminds himself that his Genin are not like his old Team 7. He also remembers that the government is shitty and doesn't care if children die. So he does what any good teacher would do and kidnaps his team to train them away from it. Its a good thing none of them mind.

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    "You're one of my precious people, so we're family now forever and ever!"

    Sakura didn't understand why she was so different from her peers. Didn't understand where her random knowledge — some of it definitely impossible because Mama didn't know what a car or an aeroplane was — came from. Didn't understand where her nightmares came from. But she knew one thing: "Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse!!"

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    In another world, Uzumaki Naruto would've chased a childhood dream of becoming Hokage, in a wild bid to gain the respect and affection of his village. In another world, he would've made a rival out of a boy who only had enough room for vengeance in his heart.

    This is not that world.

    Or: Kakashi, newly appointed sensei and unfortunate brat-sitter, gets stuck with not one, not two, but THREE secretive little punks. He did not sign up for this.

    [OOC AU] [Team 7 centric] [BAMF Konoha 12 & Sand Sibs] [Tsundere Sealmaster Naruto] [Anxious Underachiever Sasuke] [Cunning Extrovert Sakura] [Rebellious Prodigy Hinata]

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    Kakashi was tired. When he (reluctantly) passed those kids they seemed to have been able to at least bear each others’ presence! Now he was sure that they had been pretending and somehow managed to fool him. (Him. One of the best jounin in the village. People didn’t simply hide things from him successfully. Especially when they were civilian! And Academy graduates were little better than civilians. They weren’t anywhere near genin level.)

    In which Kakashi is completely done with Team 7's bullshit and decides to forcefully make them mature by switching Team 7's minds into each other's bodies.
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    What if the members of team seven could see underneath the underneath with one another. They aren't blinded by Naruto's sunny smile. Insulted by Sasuke's silence. Put off by Sakura's bluster. Accepting of Kakashi's lateness. Team as family. Strong team.

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