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    The Angle of Death
    The Keeper of the End
    The Blood God
    The Baker turned Warror
    All of their stories, their past and connections before the events of the Dream SMP.

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    4/?
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    Tommy resides with the SMP in the apocalypse, stealing under the name "Innit" for the good of the faction. He believes he is the last member of the Craft family alive, and is prepared for conflict to break out between the SMP and the Antarctic Empire. Little does he know, there is more to this conflict than he thinks.

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    21/?
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    618
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    109
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    10668
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    100 years have passed since the Great Calamity, 4 champions killed in their Divine Beasts, two princes gravely injured, and a brother who was holding the Calamity back. Wilbur knows that his powers are fading and he needs help before his hold on Dreamon fails.

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    4/?
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    9
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    933
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    Tubbo is very protective of his family, all of them. A spiraling best friend, dead husband, and missing son lead down a road he never wanted to walk.

    Suddenly the idea of anarchy seems more interesting than he once thought.

     

    {A.k.a: I saw Firework Duo crumbs and ran with it. }

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    2/?
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    29
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    797
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    “Mate, we’re hardly being unfair.” Phil crosses his legs. “Your boss isn’t asking for us to take out just any target. He’s asking for the king of L’Manberg. Royalty has risks,” he says, shrugging lightly. “Now, are you willing to pay, or do you need to be shown out?”

    Boddy opens his mouth to protest, but a glare from Techno clicks his mouth shut before any words escape. “I’m sure your payment can be... arranged. In the meantime, I’m supposed to provide the details for your job.”

    ---

    Or: Phil and Technoblade are renowned assassins with a penchant for anarchy. They get hired for a hit, only to realize that, oh fuck, is their new target is a fucking kid?? Shenanigans and angst ensue.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    63
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    286
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    74
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    2529
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    Living hundreds of years will give anyone time to find family. This is the case for a small group of immortals who rely on each other. But when the mortal son of one of these immortals sets out on his own, the rest are sure to follow. When Technoblade steps out of his safe haven, back into the real world, he is met with some harsh truths that his peaceful life let him forget. When the chaos and destruction of L'manburg comes calling how will the commune of immortals answer? When the mortal boy they raised goes mad, what is left?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    95
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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

    ---

    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    77,197
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    36
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    4368
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    15618
    Bookmarks:
    2819
    Hits:
    333604
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    King Theseus, King of Kings, Lord of the South and Great Ruler of the Ice, standing proud at the fine age of sixteen, he overlooks his trembling Kingdom.

    Theseus is cruel; Theseus is callous - he is the youngest of his bloodline to be crowned, and undoubtedly the most wicked of them all, ruling with an iron fist and a brutality that could rival even the Gods above.

    Nobody would dare cross him.

    -

    "We're really doing this?" "We're really doing this."

    Twins Technoblade and Wilbur, alike in both mind and wit, crawl from the very depths of the Farlands - determined to find peace away from the Antarctic's barbaric clutch. And to do so? They're going to kill the King.

    They're going to kill Theseus.

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    Chapters:
    2/13
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    3582
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    Tommy realized that maybe bringing a bleeding supervillain into his apartment at three in the morning was a terrible idea a little too late.

     

    or, Tommy is an extremely tired citizen who wants to be as far away from villains and heroes as possible (and yet somehow he’s a magnet for them).

     

    or or, I’m following the hyperfixation and writing a villain!SBI and semi-citizen Tommy fic (:

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
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    5330
    Bookmarks:
    1244
    Hits:
    141553
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    The Cyrcolstice is a quarterly fighting tournament where anyone above the age of eighteen (or in some cases, seventeen) can gain a chance for a new life. No one quite remembers where or how the tournament began, but all the citizens know is that life becomes a million times easier if you win.

    Well, as good as a life can be in the Rings.

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    Three pairs of eyes. Rich brown like sun-struck amber, dark red like a bloodied wound, and pale blue like the tired sky. They watch, calculating a future much better than their past.
    Three pairs of eyes. Bright blue like shining mists, red and green like technicolor screens, and deep brown like old leather bindings. They look forward, burning at the chance of a better present.
    The final fight is approaching. Will these eyes be laid to rest, or will they get to see the future they fight for?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    213
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    A collection of sbi whump (mostly Techno) - majorly inspired by Anarchy_and_Piglin's collection About Phantom Pains of Dying, please go check out that work!

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
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    53
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    5699
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    “Trust me, I promise,” Phil says, and every rational bone in his body tells him not to, that it is an impossible thing to promise, and the universe will ultimately prove Phil a liar, but, for once, his instincts override all reason, and he nods slowly in agreement.

    “I trust you,” Technoblade says, and, for the first time in his life, he means it.

    -

    A retelling of the Antarctic Empire, in which two outcasted hybrids, half-piglin Technoblade and avian Philza, decide that it's time to fight back against those that have wronged them.

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    14374
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    The prince blinked at him, unsure of what was happening until the shorter leaned forwards to pull him into an embrace.

    Oh.

    Ranboo was still for what was maybe seconds before melting into the feeling. Warmth pooled throughout his body and he let out a pleased sigh.

    “You can just ask for a hug, Ranboo,” Techno said, his voice rumbling through his chest where Ranboo had buried his head.

    —-

    aka my origins smp whumptober attempt that turned into its own thing

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    21/?
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    Bookmarks:
    127
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    Tommy looks ahead, glances back at his footsteps in the snow to make sure he’s keeping direction. He stares at the snow for a bit longer than usual, his breath coming out in puffs of smoke as he feels his throat grow tight. He keeps moving, trying to think. Trying to form some sort of plan.

    “Don’t you see what’s happening here?! Don’t you see history repeating itself?!” Techno’s voice rings in his head, and Tommy closes his eyes, grits his teeth and feels them chatter together. He pulls at the cloth over his shoulders, even though it doesn’t do shit against the wind.

    Or

    In which Tommy goes to Techno's base right after he's exiled. This results in Tommy's family seeing him hurt, and having the only Reasonable response: acting out World Domination

    (Antarctic Anarchists go fucking BRRRR)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    2995
    Bookmarks:
    469
    Hits:
    36961
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    The Dream SMP Nanbaka au cuz I like it

    New Years Tournament arc

    (Each chapter title is a Mitski song from one of her albums cuz why not)

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    11,868
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1986
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    Why was it so cold? He doesn’t remember leaving his window open. Wait… Why is he in the Logstedshire? It must be just a realistic dream, right? But you aren’t supposed to feel pain in those, are you?

    Tommy didn’t know that what happens in script was real to altearnative version of him. If he had known he would never write so much terrible things for other him. And now he is stuck in his shoes. He is in so much trouble. His low blood pressure only makes things worse.

    Or: cc!Tommy wakes up in Dream SMP during exile era.

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    8/?
    Comments:
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    411
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    72
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    A soldier, once a potato farmer.

    A poet, once a nobleman.

    An king, once an orphan.

    And a missing emperor

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    22
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    4
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    179
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    It is a truth of the world that, where there are differences, there are people who intend to eliminate them, and this truth is something that Philza Watson is far too aware of.

    He is ten when he becomes the last of his kind. It’s not a pretty story, so he won’t recount it here, and although he remembers it almost strikingly well, sometimes it is better to pretend to forget.

    He is eighteen when he finds out that he is not alone.

    -

    Philza and Tommy, the last of the elytrian and avian species, are kidnapped by hybrid hunters with devious motives. Wilbur and Technoblade try desperately to save their friends from their fates.

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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Collections:
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    34
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    214
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    2419
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    I HAVE RETURNED!!!!:)

    Techno and Wilbur and their intern Tommy, live out in the middle of a god knows where desert. Working at a sanctuary for various wildlife, they often receive calls for various injured animals on the side of the road or roaming a farm. It's not unusual to pick up a bird of prey now and then that's been whacked by a truck and in need of medical care. And being the only few allowed to work with such animals for miles, they're often the best option.
    Except one night, they get a call to pick up a large injured bird that's been hit by a semi.
    When they arrive though, well....

    "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
    That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
    That's NOT a fucking bird!

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    41,835
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1233
    Kudos:
    2011
    Bookmarks:
    402
    Hits:
    52101
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    Techno stood frozen as the memory of the warm night he came to regret dumped a heavy, warm mass of blankets in his rigid arms before stomping away. "I didn't ask for this! I tried but I can't raise a freak for a child. You take it!" Before Techno could do anything, the forest had swallowed the woman whole.

    Frowning, Techno shuffled the mass into one arm and gently shifted the blankets away from obscuring the contents within them. And as the chat in his mind erupted, the Blade came face to face with soft, pink ringlets, pointed pink ears and wide, teary golden eyes.

    (Or, Techno discovers he picked up more from Phil than just his physical skills, the man in question gains another grandchild and Dream tries to run damage control as a role model to prevent another Techno 2.0, but only succeeds in making things worse.

    Meanwhile, In Manburg, a drunkard unknowingly loses the only ally who could have helped him and Ragnarok falls into place.

    Elsewhere, the gods smile.)

    Language:
    English
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    15,414
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    4233

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