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    Adaon has been trying for about, oh, a century or so to bring her witch and her Witcher together. They’re both remarkably dense for such luminous beings, and surprisingly resistant to the call of the soul-bond she’s been nurturing between them, but no one has ever said she wasn’t stubborn, and she’ll be fucked if she’s going to let them keep on all lonely and miserable. Not if she can help it.

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    The one where Jaskier is a witch, Geralt just rolls with it, and Roach is probably not just a horse.

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    “Run” He growled
    “If the spell only makes you attack the people you love, I’ll be fine”
    “I’ll stay here and keep you from attacking anyone you actually love”
    “I love you!” Geralt snarled, The tree he was leaning against splintered under his fingers.
    “Now RUN”
    Prompt by @maggie.reads on Tik Tok that ran away from me.

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    There was a word echoing in his mind with each step of the guards in the hallway outside his cell. It radiated through his bones and into the tattered soul beneath. Over and over again with each beat of his heart until he could scarcely breathe through it.

    Betrayal.

    Geralt had betrayed him.

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    Pirate captain of the Chameleon, Dandelion, meets the fearsome witcher pirate captain, Geralt of Rivia, their mission? Seduction.

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    Jaskier had lived for eons. He'd been around since before the Conjunction, since before Melitele herself existed. He had lived for so long that slowly, even his brothers and sisters had called him only by his title. A name was just words to him. Whatever he was called, in the end, he would always be known as what he was—the God of Magic.

    It was his dearest Lucjan who’d given him the name ‘Jaskier’. The love of his life. The human he'd broken all laws of the universe to be with. The one whose death had led him to cause the Conjunction of the Spheres. The noble knight who had been reincarnated into the most powerful Witcher in history.

    The fearsome Butcher of Blaviken. The infamous White Wolf. Geralt of Rivia.

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    Geralt, the bull-headed shit stained son of probably multiple evil demons that hated Jaskier specifically, told him to fuck off. On a cold, tall, in the middle of buttfuck nowhere mountainside cliff no less.

    Yeah. He was a little mad.

    Alternatively, Jaskier is more than a little pissed with Geralt of Rivia and accidentally finds his kid before Geralt does.

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    After separating with Geralt of Rivia, the bard Jaskier finds himself sorrowful and alone until one day seeking out the witcher's brother-in-arms. Lambert.

    And somehow, neither would live to regret it.

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    OP Summary: He’s struggling to come up with a plan when he hears a panicked cry behind him. Two of the men have grabbed Jaskier and are now dragging him bodily into the roil of the crowd. The bard is struggling against them desperately but it’s not enough, they’re too strong and the crowd is too big. Over the deafening roar of the crowd he hears a panicked “Geralt!” before the hapless bard disappears into the mob.

    He does draw his sword then and has every intention of cutting his way through the crowd to get to Jaskier but he never gets the chance. Something heavy and blunt slams into the back of his head and he crumples to his knees.

    (Or, Jaskier is 3 ounces of whoop ass and a special type of feral, especially when someone hurts Geralt)

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    “How do you think your strong will compares to a strong arm?”

    Jaskier closed his eyes and allowed himself a single, self-deprecating chuckle. “Rather badly it would seem.”

    Cahir huffed in response, releasing his hold and brushing a gentle hand down Jaskier’s hair. “You have other uses I suppose.”

    *******

    Follows on from ‘Rare Species’. Jaskier and Geralt have been separated for a year. During that time Jaskier’s acclaim has continued to flourish far and wide, until eventually he attracts the attention of an emperor.

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    Geralt takes a long time to admit that something is different about his bard. He’s loud, He complains about his clothes and his shoes, the things regular bards do (not that he would now but he assumes they do)

    Will geralt find out what his bard is? Or will he lose him to king emhyr?

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    Killing the drowner was ordinary. Going to the nearest town? Ordinary. Talking with the alderman? Ordinary.
    Not so ordinary was being paid in too few orens... and one heavily abused omega.

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    "I don't know where they are, I don't know where they're going, and I don't know why you're doing this to me!"

    Five lies Jaskier told Rience when he was being tortured for information about Geralt, and one truth.
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    Jaskier settled on the coast a year after Geralt broke his heart, content to wallow in his own misery. The world had turned bleak and barren, and he was truly alone for the first time in decades. Of course, disaster would befall him, the bard couldn't help but stumble into trouble like a newborn fawn.
    With a terrifying creature hot on his heels, he hires a witcher to keep him safe. Soon, the two learn how to navigate Jaskier's heart ache and a continent thrown into the horrors of war.
    Geralt regretted what transpired on the mountain the moment the bard had disappeared. With nothing left, he followed destiny's hand without complaint, sure that Jaskier would never want to see him again. But, with the aid of a very frustrated witch, the two set off to find the missing bard just as winter melts into spring.
    Of course nothing was easy when it came to Jaskier, but Geralt was willing to fight against anything - be it a dragon or destiny itself - to have the bard at his side once again.

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    it started with an adventure, like all witcher love stories do

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    “Don’t threaten her.” It was a warning from the White Wolf himself. Jaskier would have listened mere seconds ago. He could still feel the anxiety rising inside him, but it wasn’t the only thing boiling inside him now.

    “Or what? You’ll kill me?” He scoffed. “Don’t make empty promises, sweetheart.”

    “You reek of fear and still dare to talk back?”

    “That’s onion.”

     

    Or the Soulmate au Enemies to Lover you didn't ask for but still got.

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    Geralt watches in rapture as Jaskier turns his face up to the sky, eyes closed and arms outstretched just so; watches as he lets cool rain caress his skin and warm wind push him with gentle hands.

    Then, like a sliver of sunlight breaking through the clouds, stealing over his features as mist steals across water, Jaskier beams. He throws his arms out to his sides, and he spins around in the rain, and he laughs to the high heavens. He is carefree, like this—wild and unfettered, a creature of light, of love.

    He is beautiful.

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    The modern day Isle Of Man: Tourist Trophy motorcycle au that nobody asked for.

    The brothers have finally made good on their childhood promise to go to the Isle Of Man to watch the Tourist Trophy motorcycle races together.

    They meet Jaskier, who appears to be a hardcore Valentino Rossi fanboy. Yellow is his lucky colour.

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    “Oh come on, let me prove myself!”

    “Prove yourself by staying behind and managing to not get in trouble for once.”

    “Fight me,” Jaskier says. “Figuratively speaking, of course. If we actually fought, I would be dead in a minute.”

     

    Jaskier tries to prove to Geralt that he can hold his own in a fight, to mixed results.

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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

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    When Geralt attends Shani’s small party he is expecting drinks, food, and the awkwardness that comes from barely understanding the world he stands in.

    He doesn’t expect to meet someone who knows him, and he certainly doesn’t expect to look upon his face and know him too.

    (This is a rewrite of the scene where Geralt and Jaskier reunite in the Witcher 1)

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