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    A au of a healthier, happier Schlackity ! More self indulgent but I’ve had these ideas stirring around in my head for a while and finally decided to do something about it.

    Make sure to read tags

    ! This is about the CHARACTERS and *NOT* the CCs !

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    5/?
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    Thousands of years ago, the two gods, Life and Death, would make their favorite mortals demi-gods. These demi-gods could not die of anything other than a mortal or god killing them. But as the number of mortals grew, rules began to constrict the gods.

    Thousands of years ago, the demi-gods began to be hunted.

    Hundreds of years ago, a prophecy was created.

    9 years ago, two demi-gods met a young human.

    6 years ago, the prophecy was put into action.

    A few minutes ago, an unconscious 17 year old was knocked into the ocean. And his brother followed.

    ~~~~~~~~~

    Tommy Innit cannot remember anything from before he was 11 years old, after waking up as a product on the black market. But soon, a pirate crew attacked the market, and Tommy met Wilbur Soot. Wilbur Soot took Tommy in and raised him on the ship. Meanwhile, Technoblade and Philza are looking for the mortal they had grown to enjoy the company of, who had gone missing years earlier.

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    3/?
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    12
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    a group of friends meet through group therapy, and, as an assignment from their therapist, a discord chat is created, but they decide that maybe, for the first time, they can give friendship a shot.

    maybe.

    [ or : a group of 28 neurodivergent people meet and create a chat :) its a mess :) ]

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Dream is a traumatized dragon-hybrid who’s spent the majority of his life running from place to place to escape his boredom. His most recent gig? Volunteering to be an underpaid bodyguard for the most reclusive prince on this half of the hemisphere.

    Technoblade is the middle prince of the Antarctic Empire, and he just got engaged to King Schlatt of Manburg as part of his father’s political dealings. Fun times!

    Long story short, things go wrong (as they must in order to have any semblance of a plot), and Dream the Magic Dragon ends up kidnapping a certain pink-haired dude from his… questionable fiancé.

    And then they hang out and cause chaos and do stupid shit together <3

    Aka, the author really loves Rivals Duo :)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    196
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    Since the beginning, gods have ruled over the world.

    When they like a certain mortal, or indeed, a certain mortal family, they will sponsor them. Gift them a fraction of their power.

    Usually, especially within these blessed families, these mortals are sponsored at the age of seventeen.

    Well, today is Tommy's seventeenth birthday!

    Although, he and Tubbo going to get a little more than they bargained for.

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    3/?
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    84
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    12
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    "Are you fuckin' sorry for ignoring me in favor for Technoblade when I was exiled and alone with no one other than Dream?! Or maybe, you're sorry for teaming up with my abuser and disowning me simply because I decided to forgive the person who only betrayed me because he was forced to instead of choosing the man who betrayed and hurt me time and time again out of his own free will! Are you sorry because you murdered my family?! The only two people who actually gave a shit about me and actively tried to be there no matter what?!"

    "Are you sorry because you've been replaced, Philza?!" Tommy roared, chest heaving and tears pouring down his cheeks as fire danced along his wings.

    "Or, are you only sorry, because it is now you who's had to suffer?"

    Or:

    Feral Tommy 2: the Electric Boogaloo feat. Captain Puffy

    Or Or:

    Officer, that child was not drop kicked in self defense

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    334
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2105
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    Life is precious to humans because it's so short. Or at least, it should be. Sometimes, life is laid out like a mushed amalgamation of chess, poker, and Russian Roulette played in the dark all at the hands of a dealer whose hands are too full of puppet strings to deal out the cards correctly. So, in all honestly, Tommy's had enough of it. When he finds a stronghold, he thinks it might be his final chance to defeat Dream, to live out a life with his patchwork family away from a Green Bitch with a mask literally made from a paperplate. Then things get fucked.

    OR

    Hurt!Dream SMP on crack but give it a semi-plot. Everyone's a bitch in this.

    OR

    Tommyinnit simultaneously needs heavy therapy for trauma, and heavy restraints to stop him from going for EVERYONE'S KNEECAPS.

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    10/?
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    He knew he was going to die here.

     

     

     

     

    He’d always known he was going to die here.

     


    Tommy closed his eyes.
    And opens them in a field of snow, cold wet leaching through his spring clothes.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    When 16 year old Tommy dies to Technoblade, two points in time collide, leading to 10 year old Tommy and 16 year old Tommy switching places. One of them wants to go home, the other just wishes that he did die in that duel.

    Or

    past!Tommy and present!Tommy switching places because I just want sbi angst and healing.

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    Chapters:
    31/40
    Collections:
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    Bookmarks:
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    The Captain, co-founder of the evil Eggpire, hydrokinesis.

    Nemesis, member of the vigilante Syndicate, pyrokinesis.

    Their paths cross more often than they think.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    Puffy really just wanted a nice trip to Ardere, maybe do some deals.

    She really wasn't intending to stop an execution.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    67
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    810
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    "Life is a tightrope walk."

    That saying has never been more accurate.

    Surving is one thing. Living is another.

    Five survivors of an apocalypse struggle to juggle them both.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Tubbo's screams echoed in his ears. Ranboo's pleas to save his son, kill him do whatever you want just spare Michael, went ignored. Tommy leaned forward, a manic light gleaming in his empty eyes.

    "You paint me as a demon, as a deranged psychopath that only lived to cause you pain. You want me to be your damned bad guy? I'll be your bad guy. I'll be worse than Schlatt. Than Wilbur fuckin' Soot. I'll be the god Technoblade and Dream never was."

    The smoke curled around him. Fire blazed to life, shaping into feathers, and then wings that put Philza's to shame.

    "I've seen hell. I've been sent there and I was brought back over and over again. I played your games. I fought your wars. But I'm Tommy Careful Danger Kraken fuckin' Innit, god of the Phoenix."

    Shouts of disbelief and fear. Tommy grinned wider, soaking up as their fears and apprehensions of pissing off a god came to light. They had all heard the tales. They knew what happened to those who angered the gods.

    "I'm done playing your games. I'm done bowing down to your whims. And now? Its time for you all to repent. It's time for you all to burn in retribution."

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    Comments:
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    38
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    But his dreams are vivid and haunting, like they haven’t been in years. He is in the midst of a battle on the sea, it looks like, the crew of the ship he’s on fighting men with gold trim. There is an overwhelming smell of gunpowder floating through the air, even though it seems neither ship has cannons or guns of any kind. Before Dream can blink he is pinned down by a shorter man, tricorn hat covering his eyes. The sword pointed at his throat quivers but then makes a clean slash right through.
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    Or Dream joins a crew of pirates, somewhat on accident.

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    English
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    13,276
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    553
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    Life had always been odd for Tommy between his older brother being the #2 hero, his odd ability and getting trained by a retired (and super cool) hero, being adopted at age 8, and his other brother having an odd backstory.

    But when Tubbo gets mugged thanks to the steadily rising crime rates in his district, Tommy's life is about to become voluntarily odder.

     

    Based on literally every vigilante fic ever but at the same time totally different because *glances at title* and a few other things

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1354
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    "Badlands Flower Shop," Phil read aloud, humming quietly. "Are there even flowers in the badlands?"

    "Desert flowers, I'm sure," Techno huffed, cleaning off one of the chairs, hardly glancing over to the window where the other two were crowded. "Have you seen the alcohol wipes?"

    Niki let them talk, watching the people bustle around. 

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    396
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    Never let it be said that Puffy is a bad therapist and never let it be said that she's a bad friend. However, even if she was, it would be impossible not to notice the rapidly declining health of her friend and ally.

    Sam clearly isn't ok, so Puffy has to help him. She just has to figure out how…
    ----
    5 times Sams friends commit crimes + 1 that they stop

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    347
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    Wilbur Soot is a notorious pirate in the DSMP kingdom. When he and his crew get arrested, the kind decrees that he will pardon the marauders if they retrieve one item: The Golden Chestplate. Follow Wilbur and his friends on a mythological adventure inspired by The Odyssey, love interests and foul beasts included. Will this band of misfits secure the legendary chest plate? Only one way to find out! :)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    3
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    The world exploded in fire, and Dream screamed. There was a tug at his wrist, and he caught a glimpse of Sapnap’s pained expression, and then, he was falling.

     

    (Or,
    After Dream escapes from prison, Sapnap tracks him down, Only to realize the man he loves is still in there, Just broken.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1667
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    when connor wanted to travel far away from the dreamsmp, he left everything behind. even his own father. months later, he finds his father, with cold eyes and a body that is close to crumbling.

    "son!?"

    "dad?!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,171
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1044
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    The Nation-State of Kronos relies on two constants: the silence of its citizens and the intimidation of its leader.

    But when the leader's own son goes missing and the leader says nothing, the silence that reigned for so long becomes tested. Even intimidation can't help a nation of people long overlooked and taken advantage of. No one wants to live under their leadership anymore. But how do you fight someone who is both stronger than you and can control the very time you exist in?

    In which: A portion of the Dream SMP cast stage a revolution against a genetically enhanced superhero, employing a wildcard said superhero had thrown out to help them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,502
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    808

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