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    Supply and payroll wagons begin disappearing again after 3 years with the only lead being the face of a weaselly red head that hasn't been seen in 6. This time, he's more aggressive than ever, and the Durin's turn to Dwalin to bring him in for interrogation.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    During the Second Age, Sauron created Witches; dark, powerful beings whose magic could do terrible things. Three of the four fell with Sauron, killed by the forces of Men and Elves, but one was lost - rumored to have hidden in the corners of the world, biding its time.

    Bilbo lives peacefully in Bag End. He's a reasonable cook, an excellent writer, and is Shire's best gardener.

    He also happens to the Last Witch of Morgul, but no one needs to know that.

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    'A burglar of great skill.' The wizard said. 'Best in the business.' He said. 'Would decide the fate of their quest.' He said. And here they were in the land of halflings, in the home of a gentle hobbit who looked like he had never worked a hard day in his life. What was that blasted wizard thinking?! And why was the hobbit acting so . . peculiar? Who needed a bloody walking stick in their own home?! And what was up with his . . . wait. Mahal's beard! Was the hobbit really blind?! Thorin was going to have words with a certain wizard.

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    What if The Company didn't have to escape Mirkwood? What if Thorin never went Gold crazed. What if Kili, Fili, and Thorin survived? Follow Bilbo on his journey through Middle Earth to help the Dwarves reclaim their home in Erebor.

     

    (This is my retailing of The Hobbit. I own nothing but my version of the plot of the story. Any characters, places, and the original Plot of the story belong to J. R. R. Tolkein)

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    Dwalin has to admit that he is a professional when it comes to putting his foot in his mouth, and when is the best time to put say foot in say mouth is during SEX. Now, he has hurt someone he cares about, she is acting like he doesn't exist, and Mahal's balls what is this ache going on in his chest.

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    Quand il ouvrit à nouveau les yeux, il était dans son ancien lit, dans son ancienne maison, dans son ancien corps. Était-ce la mort ? Ou un tour de magie ? Dans tous les cas, Bilbo sait reconnaître une seconde chance quand il en voit une, et cette fois son aventure avec Thorin se déroulera un peu différemment.

     

    Update tous les dimanches

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    Erebor rejoiced for the winning of the battle of the five armies, the line of Durin is saved and the whole company celebrates. All except for one, the burglar had left in the middle of the night to go back to the Shire. Bilbo had gotten news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo knew that there is something wrong, why would orcs hunt him down? Whatever is the reason?

    A/N: Being re-written at the moment...
    A/N (2021/01/22): Will be in an indefinite hiatus for a while. lost my muse and I lost my documents for the updates.

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    If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.

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    Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
    That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any given situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even for Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what's going to happen if they truly piss him off.

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    Life often brings people together, all kinds of people.

    It does not matter if you're a hardhearted Jotun or a kind, soft Hobbit. You might still meet each other.

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    Loki crossover with the hobbit.
    Updates might be slow as I have no idea where to go with the story.

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    Bilba makes a wish as she, Fili, Kili and Thorin wait for Frodo to join them on the ship to the dwarven halls of the dead. She makes many actually between worry for him and anger for putting him in this situation. Yavanna decided to grant her wishes because she also thinks that this whole thing could have been done better (though she doesn't blame Bilba in the slightest). Now Bilba is a child being forced to relive the fell winter moments to late to save her parents. It doesn't seem like much but the death of Azog's warg changes everything.

    Like the flap of a butterfly's wings.

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    This is part two of my ‘Contractual Obligations‘ series. I’d suggest reading the first part.

    The day started out so lovely. But, now Bilbo has to meet the dwarves and get started on the journey that he was (lightly) bullied into going by Gandalf. How is this only the first day?

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    The Line of Durin fell, and Bilba Baggins felt as if she fell along with them.

    Unable to find peace upon returning to the Shire, she takes to the road and spends her life alone, fighting to protect the weak, training in futility to fight a battle long since won, and to save those long since buried under stone.

    Her road is a lonely one, but one she feels she deserves for her failures to save the ones she loved.

    The One, she loved.

    She once thought she would find peace in death, and in the hope of seeing those she loved in the afterlife, but it seems even that is to be denied her, for as her eyes close in death, they open again - to find herself back in Bag End.

    And the date on the calendar is the day a wizard once appeared, and asked her to join in on an adventure.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    "How can emptiness feel so heavy."

     

     

     

    The Hobbit Trilogy
    (The unexpected Journey- Battle of the five armies)
    Fíli Durin x Fem!oc
    Minor! Bilbo Baggins x the same Fem!oc
    Slow burn

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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    Hobbits had a deep connection with the earth. It was obvious in their bright vibrant fields, their warm hearths, and the utter life they breathed into everything they did. Their connection was perhaps even deeper than a normal outsider would even begin to understand. The spirit of earth and nature was in everything they did, the clothes they wore, the food they ate, even the water they drank. There was a much deeper reason as to why the Shire was so full of life.

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    Bilbo Baggins was always a bit of an odd child. He knew that about himself. After all, other faunts his age could not 'remember' what *would* happen during their lifetimes. Bilbo doesn't know who or what brought him back, and he doesn't care. This is a chance to change the fate of those he cares most about. Even if he was to wait fifty years to do it.

    In the 'Before', he was Silvertongue, Barrel Rider, Ring-Bearer, and the Baggins of Bag End. He will need to become so much more if he plans on saving anyone from their fate, higher powers and destiny be damned.

     

    《 Rated Mature for Graphic Violence and Chapter-Specific Trigger Warnings 》
    Chapter count will be adjusted to signify the end of each story arc, not the end of the story itself, which will be around 100 chapters.

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