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    Soon after Bilbo leaves for the Shire, weird things start happening in Erebor. The dead are waking up! They are waking up and going about their lives as if they never died at all. It doesn't seem to just be in Erebor too. What's happening?

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    When Smaug attacks Erebor, the only refuge that’s offered is in the Kingdom of The Shire.

    While the angered Durins are staying with the Hobbits, things only continue to intensify. Not just with matters of politics, but through matters of the heart, too; when it becomes clear to the ElvenKing that Thorin has found his One in this refuge, Bilbo and others in the Shire are put in grave danger.

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    On the morning Bilbo Baggins leaves on the quest for Erebor for the eighth time, she is two hundred and eighty-one years old. To all the rest of the world, she is fifty-one. Regardless, nobody can ignore the way she confidently blazes the path for the thirteen dwarves trailing behind her, not even their enemies, and especially not Thorin Oakenshield, whose life she is bent on saving even if it kills her, because it already has.

    Time travel fix-it groundhog day style featuring a female Bilbo Baggins.

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    'A burglar of great skill.' The wizard said. 'Best in the business.' He said. 'Would decide the fate of their quest.' He said. And here they were in the land of halflings, in the home of a gentle hobbit who looked like he had never worked a hard day in his life. What was that blasted wizard thinking?! And why was the hobbit acting so . . peculiar? Who needed a bloody walking stick in their own home?! And what was up with his . . . wait. Mahal's beard! Was the hobbit really blind?! Thorin was going to have words with a certain wizard.

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    The One Ring sends Bilbo into a Coma where he sees the outcome of the quest for Erebor. He is released from his sleep when he casts the ring aside once he returns to Bag End. When he returns to the present time he finds himself left behind by the majority of Thorin’s Company, meaning the group that travelled to the mountain went without him. With his new knowledge will Bilbo be able to save his dear friends this time around or will he be forced to witness their untimely ends once again?

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    I'm getting tired of this perpetual sitting around. I want a holiday. Tell your brothers to pack. We will return to Middle-earth."

    In which Fëanor decides that a family holiday is in order, timelines get messed up, and Ereinion Gil-galad falls from the roof of Mandos' Halls.

    Well, at least Elrond is there to keep things in (dis)order. Now, if Fëanor would only stop teaching his grandchild how to burn things down.

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    Long ago, there were dragons and those who slayed dragons. Over time they killed each other off until finally there was only one dragon left and only one slayer. The slayer was cursed to a long life, only to be released when the last dragon was finally dead…

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    Hobbits had a connection with the earth, they were born with a piece of land in them. Most hobbits’ piece of land is in the shire, or in a nearby area at least. There are quite a few hobbits in the city of Bree and near the Blue mountains, but those are rare. Some hobbits don’t even find their plot of land at all, so they pick a land of their own to simply take care of.

     

    There is one special hobbit named Bilbo Baggins, nearing his forties, a confirmed bachelor, who is landless.

    Poor mister Baggins.

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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    As far as Hobbits go Bilbo Baggins had a truly peculiar childhood, but considering who his mother was nobody was particularly surprised. Belladonna had always been a wild one, so it made sense her child would end up much the same. Bilbo grew up with a rather extended family because of Belladonna’s many jaunts outside the Shire. She met many people and charmed them all with her quick wit and fiery personality, it was hard to deny her anything once you got to know her.

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    “No matter what you are or what you do, my sword and shield are for you, not against you,” Ayth said, and she fell to her knees before him like he was the executioner. She rested on her ankles and bowed her head, and her hands fell limply into her lap.

    He remembered the first time he learned of Ayth, moments before she appeared in person. How he had imagined a dressed up woman decked out for a stroll and not an adventure, someone who’d probably never even seen a weapon up close let alone held one. When he met her, he was sure that despite her appearance she wasn’t all Gandalf said she was. She was thin, smiled too willingly, and had dressy clothes for a warrior nomad. Something had to be wrong with her image and story, and he still sometimes wondered how some of that first night fit into her personality now.

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    Thorin and Company have finally reached a safe house after a few crazy weeks on the road. After three days of goblins, orcs, and a massive bear that's chased them into the home of one of Gandalf's acquaintances the Company is quite exhausted and quite tired of surprises. Unfortunately for them, or fortunately there is another staying there.

    Master Baggins is not who the Company expected to find, especially when he claims to be one of the only outsiders Durin allowed a title and a rank to. Although that's the least surprising thing about him.

    Thorin makes some discoveries and has some observations.

    Basically an AU where Bilbo is a skinchanger and the Company meet him at Beorn's on accident.

    Back by popular demand with more chapters! Thank you for all the support.

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    Dinner
    | Time limit 09:07:30 |
    You have one wizard and thirteen famished dwarves arriving for dinner to discuss your adventure. Be sure to make a good first impression and satisfy their stomachs. Mini game at your kitchen can be done to prepare more fulfilling dishes. Ingredients can be bought in the marketplace.
    Completed | Grade: A
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    Pack
    | Time limit 00:20:30 |
    Prepare for the long quest to Erebor. Pack up everything from the list on your desk. Additional items are allowed, but be careful for it eats up stamina.
    Completed | Grade: A-
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    Note: You forgot your handkerchief.

    Blast it.

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    Note: Repost story from old account, which was lost.

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any given situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even for Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what's going to happen if they truly piss him off.

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    *Updates frequently*

    Bilbo Baggins enjoys few things: A good meal, silence, and painting; all of which vanish when a certain grey wizard stops by his little Hobbit hole one day. Driven by his Tookish blood, the promise to paint mountains, and some stubborn wizardly urging, Bilbo joins the Company of Oakenshield. Just when he thinks he can handle the company of thirteen rowdy dwarves, Bilbo discovers he has a legendary soulmate (or, a One). The leader of the company and future King of Erebor: Thorin Oakenshield.
    Not only are they fated to be one another’s loves, but every brush of a quill on Bilbo’s skin arises on Thorins’.
    Thorin quickly learns how much more difficult it is to reclaim his throne when his love is drawn out on his skin, while Bilbo learns how dangerous it can be to be The One to the steely, mountain-eyed warrior king.

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    Amaryllis -pride, strength, and determination as they stand tall above all other winter blooms.

    He should have died earlier, Bilbo Baggins thought from his seat on the deck of an Elven ship making its way to the undying lands.

    Demons run when a good man goes to war. The night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true lovelies.

    Bilbo didn’t very much like that poem.

    Bilbo Baggins dies and goes peacefully into Yavanna's gardens. Bilbo Baggins dies protecting his king from a mortal blow and goes peacefully into Yavanna's gardens.

    Finally one day, Yavanna had enough.

    Bilbo Baggins would bring the change. And Yavvanna would do everything in her power to make it happen. Her children would thrive once more.

    And for just a moment, Thorin felt the body under him breathe.

    “Bilbo! Hold on.”

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    "If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."

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    When Dori joined the quest to retake Erebor, he’d honestly not expected to survive the journey at all, and he’d certainly not counted on finding a spouse, but their hobbit burglar turns out to be so much more than meets the eye. With lovely features, impeccable manners, and a protective streak a mile wide, Bilbo keeps surprising him. If they can just survive this wretched adventure, maybe Dori can have all the things he’s hardly dared dream about…

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