15 Works in Bård Ylvisåker & Vegard Ylvisåker

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    She is a student, he is a professor. She is alone and so is he. She knows nobody, but no one knows him for who he really is. Will they help one another and will they find joy at last?
    The story is not in any way related to the actual lives of the Ylvis brothers and it is mere fanfiction, which is my way of respecting both theirs and their families privacy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,336
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1481
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    It is May 2017. Bård is ambivalent about his new powers, but they do come in handy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    (sorry, it's in Swedish...)

    2019-05-19 - Vegard fyller 40 och Bård håller tal under middagen med lite hjälp av Ole Paus, mer specifikt med hjälp av hans låt Bror.

    Language:
    Svenska
    Words:
    1,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    77
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    Tried to create a little Murder-Mystery, getting inspired by stories Agatha Christie could have written. It's settled in 1965 not only because I found it charming but because you can't play Miss Marple with cellphones, Internet and credit cards, that just doesn't work out! Nevertheless they are still Ylvis, things are still very similar to how they are nowadays ...just they wake up one morning finding themselves in the worst kind of trouble, stuck way up north in the countryside...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,559
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    309
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    Nine years ago, Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker accidentally got a glimpse of a fabulous hidden Norway that few humans ever see. Then the magic wore off, and the brothers returned to their not-really-all-that-mundane lives and found even bigger success. But not everyone has been so lucky, and now some of their old friends are asking for help.

    Thus it is that Bård and Vegard are plunged back into a world of warring lios alfar and svartalfar, nisse and trolls, the wolf Fenrir and Odin the Allfather. From the aisles of IKEA to the halls of Asgard, the danger is greater, the stakes are higher, and the brothers will need everything they've got in order to survive.

    There’s just three little hitches: 1) They don't remember anything from last time. 2) The people trying to kill them are really poor losers, with a god on their side and a doomsday weapon in reserve. 3) The changelings didn't fool their wives for even a second.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,602
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1317
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    In the aftermath of worldwide kaiju attacks, Bård revives an old show segment with a bit of a twist...and an ulterior motive that isn't working out nearly as well as he thought it would.

    A fic set in the same universe as LillieWescott's Ylvis Saves the World 2: Ylvis vs. Godzilla, by kind permission of the original author.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,666
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    439
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    The hermit seemed like the perfect candidate for Norges Herligste, and in gratitude, he gave the two eldest Ylvisåker brothers the chance to see a side of Norway they never dreamed existed. Now they find themselves conscripted into an ancient battle of light versus dark, but things seem kind of...complicated. Can Bård and Vegard become heroes? More to the point, should they?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,728
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    586
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    Mary Laine is a singer in a rock'n'roll band and just happens to meet the Ylvis brothers during her band's tour in Norway. As she's struggling with a drug addiction and a conviction that there's absolutely nothing wrong with her, she gets Bård's attention through her music who would eventually save her life (or not?).
    As the story evolves through drama, humour, romance, music, drugs, hurt and comfort, Mary Laine manages to find her way of life at last, but could it be too late?

    Written in an AU where the Ylvis brothers' lives have little to do with reality and are almost completely fictional, which is my way of being respectful to their privacy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,489
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    816
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    Bård is uncertain about his future while Vegard is studying acting and having seemingly great life. He is tired and just wants to have someone to take away the clouds covering his mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,276
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    940
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    Vegard's encounter with Big Boy leaves its mark...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    346
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    Because the public demanded it... Bård gets hideously injured. It's just silly, really.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    545
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    Vegard wants to study, Bård has other things in mind with the rhubarb pie and vanilla cream they're enjoying after dinner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Bård finds out that Vegard is not his brother, but can he bring himself to tell Vegard this?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    752
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    Summary

    It’s hard to give someone a gag gift when you share the exact same sense of humour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    471
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    Set after the "Tegneseriemannen" of Norges Herligste.

    Bård might jump to conclusions a little too easily, but no one can say he doesn't love his brother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    976

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