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    Crowley laughs out loud, slowly leaning forward to whisper in Aziraphale's ear. "If I were you, I would watch my mouth, little angel. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of."

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    To stop the war between the Angéli and the Daemons, Aziraphale Fell - son of the Angéli boss - has to fake being the boyfriend of the Daemons boss's son, Anthony Crowley.

    Mafia AU

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    Lord Crowley is forced to host his cousin’s spoiled intended for the Season at his estate.

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    All sadistic mirth melted from Crowley’s face in an instant. The vision standing before him was as near to perfection as ever he’d conceived. Decked all in satin shades of blue, the wispy-haired blond was a Fragonard decadent come to life. Crowley couldn’t help but replace Mr. Fell in a well-known painting, swinging hedonistically to the rapture of his lover beneath.

    Mr. Fell’s gaze never settled on his host but went to studious reflection of the stately home beyond.

    “Hm,” he said at last. “It’s not nearly as large as Gabriel made out. How many apartments do you keep?”

    Crowley blinked a few times before processing the question. “One and twenty,” he answered, suddenly needing to impress the man. “Erm…a hundred rooms in all, actually.”

    “Oh,” Mr. Fell intoned, sounding bored. “And the acreage?” He tilted his head back to survey the grounds.

    Crowley felt a twinge of vexation that he had yet to be acknowledged formally. “Fifty,” he supplied.

    Mr. Fell swiveled back to regard the lord for the first time. “So much smaller than expected. Gabriel tends to aggrandize, no?”

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    When God takes a sabbatical from Heaven and leaves Aziraphale in charge as Her newly minted Right Hand, Aziraphale struggles to navigate his new role and keep Heaven from breaking apart in Her absence.

    Stubborn former-Archangels make this rather difficult.

    And rumour has it, there's something wicked brewing in Hell.

     

    A continuation of 'To Rewrite the Heavens'. READ PART 1 FIRST or this probably won't make much sense as it picks up several months after the end of it.

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    The Tadfield base turned out to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. base. The Avengers watch footage from the cameras and decide to investigate. Crowley and Aziraphale decide to have some fun.

    Or the ineffable husbands decide to prank Earth's mightiest heroes because it's about time they have some fun.

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    "Aziraphale wanted to go ballroom dancing. Even worse, he wanted to go ballroom dancing with Crowley."

    But this is Good Omens, so nothing can go as planned.

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    “Well,” The angel shifted, “God’s not mad at me. I just followed the plan.”

    “The plan.” Arcadius said dubiously.

    “Yeah, the ineffable one,” He explained, “Incapable of being put into words-”

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    God's a bit tetchy, and She always has been. She never thought She'd have to punish Her own angels, not after the Fall. What to do with a Heaven whose system doesn't work anymore? When She decides some restructuring is in order, Aziraphale's life gets decidedly more complicated.

    Aziraphale just wishes someone had given him a warning instead of throwing him straight off the deep end.

    Crowley, for his part, really just wants Heaven and Hell to leave them both alone, but with angels and demons knocking at their door, the stakes have never been higher.

     

    OR--that time God said 'fuck it all' and decided to restructure Heaven.

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    Most of the Holy Host had little to no idea what humor actually was, with a sort of insipid repetition filling the gap in whatever kind of conversational mores happened to exist Upstairs. Crowley was forever grateful that Aziraphale appeared to have outgrown this or something, because his angel loved wordplay.

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    Aziraphale is always excited about something in life. When he announces that he has something to celebrate, Crowley has no idea what to expect. What’s Aziraphale’s latest accomplishment?

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    When Aziraphale Fell heard that his boss has hired a new lawyer, he didn't think that it would be his ex-fiancé Anthony Crowley - or that he has to share his office with him from now on.

    Lawyer AU

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    Without thinking about the consequences, Aziraphale Fell messes with the crime boss Anthony Crowley and before he even realizes it, he becomes a part of his dark world and his feelings for Crowley turn from hostility to passion.

    Mafia AU

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    Aziraphale is pissed at Crowley. He gets back at him, being just enough of a bastard to be worth liking, and with the help of some lace.

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    Crowley visits the A&E with an embarrassing problem ... or is it?

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    Кулинария – почти алхимия. Ангел – почти сволочь. Кроули почти в шоке... Или не почти?

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    "Aziraphale," Aziraphale heard Crowley's voice, sounding as hungover as he'd ever been, coming from the hallway before he saw the demon enter the kitchen, "Did you fuck my date last night?"

    Aro-spec Ineffable Spouses! They're gay married but also Crowley is definitely not a man (and Aziraphale's man-status is highly questionable) and they don't experience romance and attraction like humans do. This is the first in a series of little vignettes exploring Aziraphale and Crowley's relationships with humans alongside their own ineffable partnership.

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    Inspired by Neilman himself.

    I wrote this on a whim, it's not meant to be serious.

    Can be read either platonic or shippy idm.

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    Crowley chuckles in amusement. "Oh, now you're playing the blushing virgin? There's no need for that, sweetheart." Slowly, he leans forward, whispering in Aziraphale's ear. "I already know that you're a little slut... who would have thought that such an innocent little angel could have such a dirty mouth?"
    Aziraphale blushes heavily, feeling Crowley's hot breath on his skin. How the hell did I get myself into this?!

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    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    Crowley wants to take a nap, but he can’t manage to fall asleep. Luckily, he lives with an angel who is warm, cuddly, and happy to serve as a soft pillow.

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    Soulmates exist, and if they get wounded, a scar will appear on their mate. Simple, right? What if the soulmated pair were an angel and a demon, and when the demon was an angel, he didn't much like the thought of being forced to be with someone just because God said so? What might change his mind? What kind of relationship will Aziraphale and Crowley build? What new things about each other will they discover? However, more importantly, why is it that an angel can successfully do temptations and a demon can successfully do blessings? Read and find out!

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