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    Aziraphale pens a successful recipe blog, and just like every other blog, all of his recipes have a story attached. Crowley runs a baking supply company, and meets Aziraphale by accident.

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    21
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    Aziraphale owns a lovely tearoom in the heart of Soho. Life would be absolutely delightful if it wasn't for that one horrible customer in sunglasses...

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    2/?
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two consenting, well, adults, who do indulge in things.
    This is a collection of drabbles, which I wrote around flavor/food prompts. However they do not have those foods actually in them, the prompts are more used to generate a mood. I will take prompts on tumblr and from comments, but I can't tell you how quickly and how many I will write.

    There is an Index with short descriptions in Chapter 1, and the tags for each chapter will be in the Authors notes for the chapter, as well as in the tags.

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    16/?
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    46
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    85
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    8
    Hits:
    1956
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    Aziraphale has his “oh no, he’s meeting all my standards” moment in the rubble of the church. Now he realises that he’s horny for Crowley, he makes his move in the Bentley during the offered “lift home”. Crowley destroys 1 (one) hat. Refuses to be fucked in his car because of the capacity for mess. Our lad rules lawyers around this by creatively fucking against the rules.

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    1/1
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    2
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    23
    Kudos:
    196
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    21
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    1042
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    Atalan's summary:

    Crowley's habit of subjecting Aziraphale to bad movie nights backfires spectacularly.

    Another small crack fic for the prompt "Let's watch".

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    21
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    54
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    Crowley's habit of subjecting Aziraphale to bad movie nights backfires spectacularly.

    Another small crack fic for the prompt "Let's watch".

    Language:
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    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1112
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    Considering over 700 kudos on Brother Mine I present to you - a sequel with pretentious title.
    Lucifer just wants to go home.

    And Crowley wants nothing more then to get his home back.

    Or Chloe Decker is doing a Satan summoning and succeeds. Amenadiel continues to be baffled and unhelpful as always. Lucifer is soft and should learn to communicate better. Aziraphale has a thing for leather and cuddles. Crowley is a physics teacher who uses ducks for nefarious deeds.

    They all need a hug.

    Only two of those things mean anything to the plot.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1001
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    What if during the events of Chapter 3 of Forgive Me, Father, Father Crowley reacted to Aziraphale's prank a little...differently.

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    707
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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    Gingerhaole released a work privately which inspired the concept of smutty love letters between Aziraphale and Crowley and it led me to think of what they might have been like at other periods in time. Honestly I have no idea *when* this took place, but it's some shadowy historic time period possibly around Shakespearean times, I have no idea.

    It's just an excuse for some literary smut and porn without plot. Enjoy.

    Also, it's seriously cheesy. But Aziraphale apparently loves it anyway.

    A gift for two lovely artists - Yvesriba for their birthday and being so lovely, and Gingerhaole for inspiring the theme.

    Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for being a fabulous beta reader (with far more historical literary accuracy than me).

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    58
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    750
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    Crowley gets Aziraphale involved in planning one of his capers, the carrying out of which means Aziraphale needs to wear a certain jacket. Aziraphale thinks he sees right through Crowley's schemes.

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    1/1
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    186
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    The Tadfield base turned out to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. base. The Avengers watch footage from the cameras and decide to investigate. Crowley and Aziraphale decide to have some fun.

    Or the ineffable husbands decide to prank Earth's mightiest heroes because it's about time they have some fun.

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    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    Aziraphale awakens to the quiet of the book shop. The recesses of an erotic dream leaving its mark.

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    1/1
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    36
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    5
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    The exclusivity period for Love & Lust Through the Ages II Zine is now up so I can share this smutty oneshot with you. Crowley sometimes hangs out at the Hedonism club, as an easy way to meet his lust quotas quickly, until one day Aziraphale walks in, knowing exactly what he’s doing, and demands a ride.


    Crowley’s hands were gripping the guy’s hips tight and things were on the verge of getting more interesting when a voice interrupted them.

    “Excuse me, I think you’ll find you’re sitting in my seat.”


    It’s porn without much plot. CW for some dirty talk (which Aziraphale is enjoying) S word & W word.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    141
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    Crowley has to sit through a private show – a magic show. It’s hard on him for reasons much different than expected.

     The problem with this was, well. It was demeaning, the whole thing. Yes. Demeaning. Bad tricks instead of the real miracles they were able to perform. That was the problem.
    His brain’s resolute resolve was demolished when Aziraphale came down the stairs wearing nothing but the most delighted of smiles. And a tuxedo. A black, modern-cut tuxedo and not a lick of tartan. The ridiculous phrase Aziraphale had once uttered resurfaced in his mind. Lick some serious butt. He’d love nothing more.

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    Aziraphale has the desire to play a sexy game as foreplay, but they can't decide which game to play. It devolves into a bit of an argument until Crowley comes up with a solution: they should settle this dispute the way they've settled so many others. With battleship.
    Strip battleship.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    What do you get you celestial significant other if they can miracle anything they want?

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    1/1
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    Aziraphale wants to celebrate Chanuka just to try and gets a little competitive at dreidel

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    Aziraphale, prince of the city-state of Haven, has been disappearing at night for some time. His brother, the Prince Regent Gabriel, is tired of this and determined to see his youngest brother properly married and settled down. He makes a proclamation that whoever can discover Aziraphale's secret will win his hand in marriage.

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    26,051
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    57
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    145
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Mari Lwyd visits the bookshop.

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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
    Kudos:
    21
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    1
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    82
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    Aziraphale is attempting to bake cookies, but doesn't heed a very specific warning.

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    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205

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