20 Works in Aziraphale is Bad at Being an Angel (Good Omens)

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    aziraphale has been retired from garden duty, and is now a guardian of heaven's personal prison, instead of the eastern gate. (it's really so that gabriel can keep an eye on him.) crowley has been a prisoner since eden; it's how the angels manage to stay one step ahead of the demons every time.

    unfortunately, (for the angels, anyway) when god created aziraphale to love all of her creatures...well.

    that does mean ALL of her creatures.

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    Ficlets and ideas that I half-started and then just as quickly abandoned because I have no attention span whatsoever.

    Please feel free to adopt these for your own use. <33

    (I am new to this fandom. I exist solely for this fandom now. I am not a fluff writer. I am sorry.)

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    1st Chapter: Black Hole!Aziraphale
    2nd Chapter: With this Ring....
    3rd Chapter: Lucifer!Crowley
    4th Chapter: Ballroom Blitz (no ballrooms in the vicinity of this fic)

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    After the rain started, Crawley and Aziraphale decided to hide under a palm tree. For some reason they decided to talk and Crawley fell again. This time not from Heaven, but for his angel.

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    Aziraphale sighed softly, catching the movement out of the corner of his eye before looking up at the ceiling. “Oh, it’s… I just… I was just thinking about things. I wonder, sometimes, you know? I wonder what might have been, had we not been stationed together in Eden by accident.”

     

    Crowley looked at him, furrowing his eyebrows slightly as he took in Aziraphale’s words, turning them over and around in his head before he quietly spoke. He smacked his lips and swallowed thickly. “That wasn’t an accident, Angel.”

     

    “It wasn’t?”

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    A glimpse at the ever-evolving relationship between our two favorite idiots, through the lense of Crowley's various transformations into his scalier corporation. This fic spans the time just before Warlock and a little after the apoco-wasn't.

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    6/6
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    Guardian Angels were a new idea. There were a lot of formerly-mortal souls just sitting around in Heaven, and some of them had developed a tendency to grow restless with the idea of wanting to get out and keep on doing good. Crowley loved the idea.

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    Back in the tumultuous days of the English Civil Wars, against a backdrop of witchcrazed imaginations and strange Cromwellian tabloids, Aziraphale made a proposal to Crowley. He wanted Crowley to teach him the art of Temptation.

    In the present, Aziraphale makes another proposal, one that reminds Crowley of the Incident in 1649 and confirms once and for all that Anthony J. Crowley is a truly rubbish sex demon.

    Can be read as part of a series or a standalone. Title is from the song by Garbage.

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    "On this particular night, the two beings decided to have a picnic under the stars instead of heading to the Ritz as per usual and drove to a clearing just outside of Tadfield... Unbeknownst to the other, both Crowley and Aziraphale wished with everything they had that this could be a date, that maybe, just maybe, this moment could be something more. However, neither were ready to make any sort of move. Aziraphale, scared Crowley would reject him and never want to see him again, and Crowley, scared that he'd be going way too fast for the Angel again."

     

    -OR-

    Crowley and Aziraphale are having a hard time figuring out their feelings for one another.

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    There is a choice to make about how to behave. There are no heros and villains. Just people, who made choices.

    Series
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    1/1
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    Just about three and a half years after Almostgeddon, Crowley seems to have something on his mind.

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    Five times the angel of destruction encountered the Principality Aziraphale, and one time he encountered the demon Crowley.

    Alternatively: Aziraphale, as seen through the eyes of a Heavenly acquaintance.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Aziraphale and Crowley + the Internet. That's it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    Demons keep secrets, but so do Angels, and while not every Hallelujah is whole and well, broken things can be beautiful too.

    Language:
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    “天使?”
    “怎么了,亲爱的?”
    “你的头发好干。”

    Language:
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    "Raphael had laid down stars like a carpet, he had arranged solar systems, painted silver galaxies. He had choreographed their dance for all the millennia to come. He had still seen nothing like Aziraphale standing at the Eastern gate, bathed in the golden light of the young Sun, watching the Garden with fire in his hair.

    He had fallen to Hell not long after that."

    Raphael (now Crawley) had fallen in love with Aziraphale right at the start, when everyone was still young and uncertain of themselves. Falling is a terrible thing, but it was true that there were some opportunities to be found by it.

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    When Aziraphale moves in with Crowley, it comes to his attention that the plants aren't the happiest. Of course, being a soft lil boi he uses common sense and decides to start counselling. Not for himself. For the plants.

    Crowley's gay for it and everyone knows it.

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    “Well- I- w-what do you want me to say? That it’s- it’s sacrilegious? It’s blasphemous? It’s-” The angel licked his lips nervously.

    “-Incredible.” He finally murmured after catching himself staring.

    Crowley grinned wickedly and beckoned him forward.

    “Well then, let’s get blasphemous.”

    -

    Crowley is dressed as a nun, and Aziraphale tried really hard to not be turned on by it.

    Language:
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    Where does that burn on Crowley's hand come from ? Aziraphale can't help but push the issue. Some surprising revelation ensue.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    44
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    3
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are drinking together, as usual. Crowley wants to talk about them "saving the world", and the conversation takes an unexpected (and cliche) turn.
    Or, when Aziraphale learns that yes, demons can potentially love.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    9
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    Crowley is bored and curious, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to selling books, and Hastur wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.  (prequel to Manchester Lost)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    1/1
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    17
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    264
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3639

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