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    Crowley is a sailor resigned to the literal doldrums of a life at sea- all of which change when he encounters, and is captured by, the aggravatingly flamboyant and mysterious pirate Captain Aziraphale and his 'family,' a crew of criminals, orphans and miscreants who pillage the Caribbean on their ship the Dark Angel. As Crowley's attempts to escape are continually thwarted, his feelings toward the situation- and toward Aziraphale- grow increasingly more complex and dangerous as the pirate captain delights in bringing out a darker side of him that has long gone ignored.

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    When God takes a sabbatical from Heaven and leaves Aziraphale in charge as Her newly minted Right Hand, Aziraphale struggles to navigate his new role and keep Heaven from breaking apart in Her absence.

    Stubborn former-Archangels make this rather difficult.

    And rumour has it, there's something wicked brewing in Hell.

     

    A continuation of 'To Rewrite the Heavens'. READ PART 1 FIRST or this probably won't make much sense as it picks up several months after the end of it.

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    A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.

    Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.

    Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

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    While blanket shopping for their new cottage, Aziraphale suggests tartan ones. Crowley supports his angel’s tartan habit, but he’s hoping for something a little different. Aziraphale finds a way for them to both get what they want.

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    Gabriel decides to ask Aziraphale some questions, but everything doesnt go as planned.

    Gabriel just wanted to find out how the date went
    Crowley wants to be left alone by the Archangel that keep showing up
    and Aziraphale wants some tea.

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    A collection of one-shots/under 2k word fics written for crack prompts brought to you by Oh Lord Heal This Server (OLHTS) on Discord.

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    After the end-of-the-world that wasn't, Aziraphale is in a brand new body... for the very first time.
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    Aziraphale's tongue was all tied up, and although words had come easily to him all his life, he felt in that moment he’d never said a single one that mattered. He’d nattered about good and evil, books and plays and wars and righteousness, gorillas and whales and all manner of irreverent things, but he’d never told anyone that he—

     “I love you,” he blurted out. Ah, that hadn’t been so hard after all. “I love you, and I’d be very grateful if you’d bugger me into next week, if you’re willing, I’ve waited ages and it would help me feel ever so much more settled in my skin.” Oh dear. The new body needed some work on impulse control.

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    “At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”

    “Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”

    Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?

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    "My ineffable wife is the real star here. Where can I get some booze?"
    Female Aziraphale x Crowley. A bit silly, a bit serious. Enjoy.

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    They should have known that Heaven and Hell wouldn’t take their body-swapping deception lying down, but that was ok. Whatever trials they faced, Aziraphale and Crowley would face them together...until together was no longer an option. Rated for violence, Gabriel's piss-poor attitude, and Crowley's mouth.

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    The Arrangement had quickly included meetups that were sexual in nature, but they always were pressed for time. Get in, get out, get off.

    Post-Armageddon they can have seconds. Or thirds. Or spend some time laying in bed cuddling afterward. Or even take a nap together. It's a bit of an adjustment.

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    Crowley just wants to dance, but he's not prepared to sell his soul (and other things) at Mayfair's Hellfire Club to do it.

    Tending bar at The Bookshop in Soho is just the escape he needs, providing Crowley can convince the club’s owner he really belongs on the stage.

    Unfortunately Aziraphale Eastgate is not quite the generous guardian angel Crowley has been led to believe.

    Welcome to The Bookshop, where it always pays to look under the covers.

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    Aziraphale piques Crowley's interest from the very beginning, and even after thousands of years the two have so much to learn about each other.

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    Things are not so bright and sparklingly on the other side of protection. While the angel and demon globetrek a wedge begins to form between them. Crowley has been hunting, the Aziraphale is dreaming, and neither one wants to speak of this. To court danger so openly, to admit to a dark fantasy: you must place your trust well with the one you love. But it won't be enough to sidestep the worry, that hiding such a thing is protecting your beloved, because in actuality it's not. Wedge gets bigger, something evil still hunts them, plays on their weaknesses. If they don't hash it out soon, they may not live long enough to do change it.

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    Crowley laughs out loud, slowly leaning forward to whisper in Aziraphale's ear. "If I were you, I would watch my mouth, little angel. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of."

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    To stop the war between the Angéli and the Daemons, Aziraphale Fell - son of the Angéli boss - has to fake being the boyfriend of the Daemons boss's son, Anthony Crowley.

    Mafia AU

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    Aziraphale loved that old bookshop. They used to visit often when they were kids. Back before Michael and Gabriel weren’t hardened by the military and Aziraphale was made anxious by it. Perhaps it’d be a nice change of pace if he were to take over.

    Aziraphale set down the letter with a sigh, “Well, I suppose I’ll go to Soho.”.
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    A man stepped out of the cab with a few suitcases, he must’ve been whoever was taking over. Crowley watched as the stranger struggled with the key for a minute and he absentmindedly wondered if he had the security code as he watered a promising pothos cutting.
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    Aziraphale Fell's uncle passes away leaving the family bookshop to Aziraphale to tend to. Little does he know that the street and it's vendors has changed much since his childhood, he learns this through Crowley, the kind, mysterious, and handsome tattoo artist across the street...

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    Crowley is not a romantic person— or rather, not a romantic person-shaped-entity.
    Crowley, however, is also a liar.

    Aziraphale is also not a romantic.
    But he does happen to secretly write a series of best-selling, very gay, rather… ethereal romance novels.
    What else is he to do with a rampant love for literature and the rest of the not-end-of-the-world on his hands?

    Shenanigans ensue.

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    “Do you want to lay down?” Aziraphale asked with that sort of deceptive mildness that never failed to make Crowley shiver.
    Crowley considered his position, and all the possible ones.
    “Not now,” he said eventually.
    Aziraphale hummed, leaning closer to inspect, for the last time, Crowley’s arms, curled behind his back, wrists in heavy cuffs. It pushed Crowley’s chest forward just nicely. “Well, then,” the angel said, “you have one last choice for this evening.”

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    "Aziraphale wanted to go ballroom dancing. Even worse, he wanted to go ballroom dancing with Crowley."

    But this is Good Omens, so nothing can go as planned.

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    While doing some self-love in a time of quarantine, Aziraphale accidentally summons Crowley into his bookshop. Thankfully, Crowley is all for it, and smut ensues, and there's schwarzwalder kirschtorte somehow involved too. So, angel has his cake and eats it too! *ba-dum-tsk*

    Aka, the one where they didn’t stay six feet apart.

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