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    An AU where Aziraphale and Crowley are students at Hogwarts. Some themes will connect to HP canon, such as the professors, but the main cast will all be replaced with GO's and a couple OCs (just to fill some gaps) Tags will be updated as the fic continues.

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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    Aziraphale chuckled and leaned forward to pour another glass. “You’re so silly, dear.”

    “I’m not,” Crowley insisted. “And I can prove it.”

    “Prove that you’re not silly?”

    “No, that ducks are evil.”

    “You can not,” Aziraphale scoffed.

    Crowley took this as a challenge. “Alright, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll prove that ducks are evil, or give up a month of sex if I’m wrong.”

    Aziraphale threw his head back and laughed outright at that. “Oh, come now, darling. You couldn’t even last a week, much less a month.”

    “I could too!” Crowley squawked, indignant.

    Aziraphale just snickered into his wine.

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    Aziraphale Fell works for the family business, Archangel Security, which is still struggling to find its niche. Doing what his strait-laced, class-conscious family expects has helped him ignore the problem of his sexuality right into middle age, but he’s decided it’s time.

    For Anthony Crowley, sexuality isn’t a problem. It’s a slush fund that he could always tap into when he couldn’t pick up enough shifts to pay the bills, or wanted something nice (a profitable strategy for someone who’s always been able to do weird things with his tongue). But for the past couple of years he hasn’t had options. At least business doesn’t affect his personal life, because so far, he’s never had much of one.

    It’s about to get complicated.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner, but not before Aziraphale gets a load from his white suit wearing husband.

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    “You,” Crowley said with considerable disbelief, “are jealous of the garden plants.”
    “I am not jealous of your plants,” Aziraphale muttered. “I might possibly be slightly, just a trifle mind you, covetous of the attention you pay to them.”

    Crowley was only teasing when he made his suggestion. Never in a million years did he think that Aziraphale would actually give it a try.

    MIND THE TAGS!

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    Aziraphale liked to consider himself a patient man, but the fact was that he was neither a man, nor was he particularly patient. On this Tuesday, Aziraphale's patience had, in fact, been entirely depleted by mundane interruptions. On this Tuesday, Aziraphale would be reminded that while he loved having a bookshop, he did not love having customers, nor did he particularly love selling his books. On this Tuesday, Aziraphale was entirely done with being pleasant and polite, and unlike any given human in his position, Aziraphale was not restricted to snapping at his customer.
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    Aziraphale wants to be left alone to read his book, and ends up being just enough of a bastard to get what he wants.

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    Take two TV shows, shake them together, find common ground, distort all the distortable… and you’ll get this story.
    Crowley has one of his brilliant ideas and shares it with Aziraphale.
    What if Jessica and Kevin got their super powers in a totally different way?
    What if their first meeting was different?
    Maybe this time everything between them could be more romantic. Maybe.
    About the Ineffable Husbands, well… do you really need me to say anything? ;)
    In all this mess… what about the Antichrist?
    Will they avoid the end of the world, even this time?

    from chapter IV (II)

    *“So are you telling me that there’s a fucking asshole among the humans who makes the evil deeds in the world increase? And maybe he even makes me do twice as much work?” she snaps.

    “What did we say about that language, not suitable for such a nice girl as you?” Aziraphale rolls his eyes.

    “Where the fuck do you see the fucking nice girl?” Jessica retorts and Aziraphale figures out that that is an uphill battle.*

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    After the death of his mother, Aziraphale gets a roommate to help him afford the cottage left to him by his mother. But the artist, Anthony J. Crowley, might be more than he can handle. Especially right now.

    A story of healing and friendship. Rated Mature for suicidal ideations/thoughts and panic attacks. And Language. (and an overabundance of caution on the author's part)

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... Or, do they? I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square!

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    After a rough day, Aziraphale just wants to pick up some fast-food and go home. But when the worker at the window brazenly flirts with him, Aziraphale might be in for a better night than he thought.

    Or

    Slutty redhead want to take a foot long in the backseat of his car.

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    Secluded on his private desert island in Australia, Crowley finds himself with an unexpected guest on his hands, eager to take advantage of Crowley's famous credentials as a dating coach.

    Pity that Crowley is a) a fraud and b) utterly infatuated.

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    Detective Constable Crowley has been working the "Snow Angel" case for almost a year. It's Christmas Eve and finally, his luck seems to have come in. Arresting Aziraphale Fell, big-time drug dealer, is the easy part. Questioning him is the hard part.

    It's a police procedural that goes sideways. I'd say it still manages to have a more coherent plot than any episode of Prodigal Son, but that's not saying much.

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an Asshole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Three construction workers are only doing their job. It's really not their fault.

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    Wearing a dress or skirt made Aziraphale feel whole and powerful, undeniably masculine.

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    "Then, basically, I made you sin."

    "Yes, in theory."

    "And you..." the demon took back the papers, reading them carefully. "You 'saved my damned soul from the clutches of darkness'?"

    "Yes... in theory."

    Or, Aziraphale and Crowley finally get married, for which, in theory, a demon has damned an angel's soul, and an angel has saved a demon's soul.
    They both must be promoted, and Heaven and Hell are not happy about it at all.

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    Following his fall, Beelzebub brings Gabriel to the only safe place left for him; a certain bookshop that Heaven and Hell have agreed to leave alone.

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