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    Aziraphale was static. He was stable and steady. His bookshop didn't change, and neither did he. He hadn't drastically altered his hair in six thousand years, let alone anything else. He was happy being him. And Crowley was happy with him being him.

    The change had been a very rare impulse that had been thought about to distraction. He'd studied anatomy diagrams and had then made sure everything worked before he'd called Crowley and teasingly claimed that he was feeling quite alone in a locked shop and no demon to keep him and his chocolate wine sauce company.

    Everything worked, yes.

    He stared at pregnancy test number forty-two.

    Everything worked.

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    Six years after Armageddon't, Heaven and Hell think they’ve got quite the opportunity to enact revenge on the traitors. If they can even find the happy couple who have no interest in their future being as controlled as their past.

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    ‘Even when her schemes win you attentions from such respectable gentlemen as Lord Henry?’ says Crowley, lips curling back in a sneer.
    ‘It certainly won me your attentions, didn’t it?’ Aziraphale snaps, eyes flashing up at him.

     

    The last person Crowley expects to see when he saunters into a royal ball is a certain Angel - and the evolving circumstances leave him perhaps a tad more jealous than he wants to admit.

    Kensington Palace, 1708

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    A lady of rank was not her own person, rather, she was always a woman of some man. Lady Aziraphale Fell had long ago accepted this fate, and went about defying it in all the ways she could. But a stranger she meets at a ballroom seems set on providing her with a fresh perspective on things.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    Crowley es un ángel.

    Literalmente es un ángel con todo y el “Be Not Afraid”, los tres pares de alas y un millón de bocas creadas para cantar alabanzas y no canciones de Queen.

    Es un ángel y no debería estar pagando por sexo… hasta que bueno, lo hace.

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    ‘I want that again,' Aziraphale says in a rush. ‘I want to, oh, Crowley, I want you to make love to me like it’s our one and only chance again.’

    For nearly 80 years, Aziraphale has been thinking about that one, endless night of love they'd spent in his bookshop. Now that Armageddon is behind them and their futures in front, he finally lets Crowley know.

    Soho, 2019

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    This new series is another project im working on side by side with TTWWL, and takes a darker turn in terms of storyline.

    The events in this story takes places after their last meeting at Rome, and each of them is assigned a new job acting as a local deity in a long forgotten civilization. Their relationship has been established way before the London incident in this case, and Crowley is a big snek.

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    Aziraphale falls into a trap and loses his powers. He is surrounded by sigils, in a dungeon, and the only one who can free him is the demon who kidnapped him.

    "That's right, lean back, relax," Crowley murmured. "Let me take care of everything."

    "Please don't. Let me go," Aziraphale whined.

    "Oh, creature," spoke the demon, with his eyes fixed on the angel in front of him, "you really should start praying."

    (They couldn't make it at the Bastille that time, but fantasies don't die, right?)

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    I slithered my way into the LTFAF club, and no matter how much they poke me with a stick, I'm not leaving.

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    In the time between the great Fall and Eden, the Great War between Heaven and Hell rages on, although Hell has an advantage that makes their victory inevitable. An angel and a demon are brought together by fate: prisoner and unwilling captor.

    Crawly re-learns what love is, and realizes that in order to protect Aziraphale he will need to betray Hell itself, even if it means losing status, titles, or possibly even his own life. Despite Aziraphale not wanting him to, Crawly devises a plan that will not only free Aziraphale, but forever change the direction of the Great War.

    Crawly finds that sometimes love means turning your back on both sides, and forming your own.

    Sometimes love means letting go.

    Art by Callus Ran
    (Story is complete, uploading a new chapter every Wednesday. 51k words)

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    Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. A story of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting to the chance to top and bottom. In the latest chapter, Aziraphale creates a body paint masterpiece on Crowley.

    Chapter One is a table of contents listing the kinks that happen in each chapter. Please consult that before reading.

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    Everyone has their own inner demons, including, as it happens, demons. And Crowley’s happens to be himself - it’s rather more efficient that way.

    A smutty Good Omens Art Extravaganza, featuring art from Yvesriba, OwlyGem, LilianReike, FreedomAttack, Miele_Petite, Tweedfeather, Crayzy, Flaky_Scarlet, Hikaru9, Kuramoriz, Hollow-Head, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, loveneedlesandhay, and myself. Social links in end notes.

    31k of our hopeless ineffables as they explore their first sexual encounters with each other, and work out a few kinks along the way. Including Aziraphale discovering that Crowley can apparently create a clone of himself, which can come in handy for certain activities…

    The course of love does not always run smoothly, but Crowley is damned if he’s going to let his own personal hangups get in the way of giving his beloved angel everything he wants, setting out on his own personal voyage of self-discovery.

    Work complete, 11 chapters, uploading 2 chapters a week, on Thursdays and Sundays.

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    “I suppose that would depend,” Aziraphale says carefully, making a brief glance upward. “Specifically, on the nature and terms of your indulgence. What did you have in mind?”

    “Well,” Crowley sighs, putting one hand in his pocket and rocking back on his heels, glancing left, right, and then straight down between them, the improvising bastard. “Maybe use these, on a lark,” he says, picking up and holding one perfectly rounded stone egg in his palm. “Little something fresh added into playtime. What say you?”

    Aziraphale’s eyes widen before they flick up to the demon’s impassive face. “These are antique—no, they are ancient, by modern standards,” he asserts. “From the fifth century! Whatever would you want to use them for?”

    “Oh, y’know,” Crowley says casually, wrapping his long fingers around the polished jade. “Put them inside you one by one, make you come a half-dozen times until you can’t say anything but my name, turn you into a quivering pile of angelic goo, something like that.”

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    Oh, Maker, have you ever loved?
    Or known just what it was?
    I can't imagine the bitter end
    Of all this beauty that we're living in.

    -"Oh, Maker", Janelle Monae

    "The humans are strange and graceful as they explore the garden, explore themselves, explore each other. The trouble is, the humans stare back, which makes him uncomfortable; there’s nothing particularly interesting about him. And, though he rarely admits it to himself, the humans make him lonely; he has no Other to explore."

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    "Oh I'm perfectly fine, at least now I am. But it appears we forgot to book a reservation for the Ritz and as we're trying to lay low I didn't want to risk miracaling us a table."

    Crowley's heart pains to hear the lowering tone in Aziraphale's voice, they had been excited for their first Easter together for weeks and neither of them remembered to book a damn table!
    "Oh, I- I..." He pinches the bridge of his nose.

    "It's quite alright dear, we just need to come up with another way to spend today."
    But what? Going out to eat was one of Aziraphale's favourite date ideas and nothing hit the spot like the Ritz did... at least for him. For Crowley on the other hand nothing was more delectable then-

    "I got it!"

    "O-Oh, you do?" Aziraphale's voice pitches at the sudden enthusiasm of his demon.

    "Well, um, we could... Have dinner here. If you like."
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    Crowley and Aziraphale spend their first Easter together not quite like they expected

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