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    Everyone likes Mrs Eastgate, including Sir Anthony Crowley. Even if it is a threat to his heart, and, sometimes, his dignity.

    Mrs Eastgate likes Sir Anthony Crowley, could love him even. If only the infuriating man would stop proposing to her.

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    Aziraphale’s father is dying and he can’t bear it. In the depths of his grief he remembers the stories his mother told of the Fair Folk and he runs into the woods, hoping to barter for a cure. But what happens when his offer is accepted by one of the Fae? Can he live with the deal he struck? And can his siblings be stopped before it’s too late?

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    Aziraphale paused where he’d been leaning closer to get a better look at Crowley’s pages. “Um, forgive me for what will probably be a rude question, but… was the point of this shapeshifting endeavor to, ah… to get me close enough to eat me?”

    Crowley blinked. What else was there to say besides the truth at this point? “Might have been, yeah.”


    Although they don't have the ideal meet-cute (meat cute?), Aziraphale the Cleric and Crowley the Mimic will soon be on the same page.
    Welcome to the big, queer, monster-loving, tentacle-filled crack Dungeons & Dragons AU you never knew you needed.

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    Five years is a long time for anyone but for a certain demon and angel five years goes by in the blink of an eye. Eden, now a child, throws them into a new world of parenting and with it comes old urges and with it the discussions of something new. Aziraphale and Crowley enjoy their lives they have and with an active five year old life can only change for the better!

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    Shortly before a trip out of town, Aziraphale makes a confession leading to a passionate evening of submitting to Crowley. Both agree they’re interested in exploring the dynamic further upon the angel’s return.

    As Crowley watches the bookshop, he considers how Aziraphale submitting to him on a regular basis would work. After 6000 years, he knows the angel needs a balance of tenderness and firmness. A cache of books from an estate sale provides unexpected inspiration.

    Aziraphale returns and Crowley proposes an experiment…

    ***

    For the next three days, he’d agreed Crowley would be his Daddy on a trial basis.

    Sugar Daddy and Dominant Demon Daddy, Crowley had said.

    The experiment was absurd. Wasn’t it? Sure, he’d wanted Crowley to take charge. But The Three Day Daddy Experiment sounded like a title that would fit alongside the lurid books Crowley left for him. And yet... Aziraphale felt oddly exhilirated.

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    Aziraphale wants to thank Crowley for making Hamlet a success and uses it as an opportunity to satisfy his curiosity about the demon’s serpentine side. Amused and happy to indulge his angel, Crowley pampers him throughout the day in anticipation of spoiling him with his hemipenes that night.

    Needing room to enjoy Crowley’s naga form, they leave the city and enjoy some erotic exploration during their journey. A vulnerable angel confesses his fears for their future, resulting in Crowley offering him a special commitment.

    ***

    “Sometimes, love demands bravery and forbidden things need to be spoken aloud.”

    Love. Aziraphale froze, as much as he longed for Crowley to say the words, he knew the danger.

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    (the dynamics are untraditional in the sence that angel's have a/b/o but demons do not)

    Crowley didn't remember what being an angel was like, that was part of the whole deal. So when Aziraphale goes into heat, the demon needs a reminder on angel Anatomy.

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    A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.

    *ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!

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    It has been 12 years since the end of the world didn't happen and 2 since heaven and hell reached a peace agreement. Although there is still tension between angels and demons, Aziraphale and Crowley no longer need to hide their relationship. Finally able to go out without fear of what their respective sides will do to them, the angel and demon are now ready to start the next step of life: Parenthood!

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    Aziraphale must learn to submit mind, body and soul to Crowley. Only then can Crowley, he who once helped build the cosmos, combine his powers with Aziraphale's to close a rift that could let hostile races into this galaxy.

    Off hiatus now, but I'm also working on charity auction and zine fics. This is so near being completed that I'm going to try for weekly postings, but I still have to write the last few chapters.

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    1968, after Aziraphale gave Crowley the holy water and it went over without her being smitten to hell and deeper, she decides to invite Crowley to a date, to test the ~waters~
    Crowley does not know her intentions (and so does Aziraphale) so she goes along as always until it derails completely <3

    Crowley POV

    aka Aziraphale and Crowley decide to go out together, as they usually do. It does not go as it usually does and they end up eating each other out.

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    Aziraphale has had a hard life -- rejected by his upper-crust family for being a sterile Omega, forced to work in a brothel or else starve -- but could the appearance of the dashing but odd Captain Crowley change his life forever?

    Maybe Aziraphale can get his happily ever after ending after all.

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    In the midst of trying for their first baby, Aziraphale is having a particularly rough day during his monthly menses cycle. A bit frazzled but very much wanting to alleviate his angel’s discomfort, Crowley tries on a specially modified Effort to help soothe away some of the pain.

     

    [takes place within the “our dove, our perfect one” universe]

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    Whenever Aziraphale missteps, Gabriel’s abusive punishments escalate. Aziraphale relies on Crowley for comfort, but eventually realizes that Crowley is being abused in Hell and needs help too. Aziraphale and Crowley learn to trust each other, to lend a hand when needed, and later to heal together.

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    Crowley realised he must tell Aziraphale about the feelings he has held for him after the apocalypse. However, he finds Aziraphale in a compromising position and they must both decide whether to risk 6,000 years of friendship in a moment of passion.

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    Aziraphale learns about one of Crowley's past relationships with a human and starts to second guess his choices about his corporation. If Crowley was so attracted to the Queen of the Nile, then perhaps he'd prefer his angel take on a more feminine shape?

    Crowley is not going to complain when he becomes the subject of an angelic seduction, but perhaps there are some things he can do to make it a better experience for both of them. ❤️🍆

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    “Have you ever changed your mind, since the Garden?” Crowley asks him one day. “Ever wanted to try having a prick?”

    “I must confess I’ve wondered what it feels like. But I’m quite all right with what I’ve got.”

    “Yeah? What is it you wonder about?”

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    Crowley gets triggered into a seemingly dead Angelic trait of wanting to build a nest, invite his desired partner to, and prove his love to.
    But Demons shouldn't be able to. He is afraid he'll become a total beast. And worse, he can never confess it to Aziraphale.
    Until he can't stop himself anymore.

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    Aziraphale needs to let go and work out some stuff. Crowley has just the thing - and it lives in his pants.

    *

    (I’m sorry, I suck at summaries)

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    Crowley is ashamed of his big dick. Aziraphale decides to worship it.

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