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    Everyone has their own inner demons, including, as it happens, demons. And Crowley’s happens to be himself - it’s rather more efficient that way.

    A smutty Good Omens Art Extravaganza, featuring art from Yvesriba, OwlyGem, LilianReike, FreedomAttack, Miele_Petite, Tweedfeather, Crayzy, Flaky_Scarlet, Hikaru9, Kuramoriz, Hollow-Head, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, loveneedlesandhay, and myself. Social links in end notes.

    31k of our hopeless ineffables as they explore their first sexual encounters with each other, and work out a few kinks along the way. Including Aziraphale discovering that Crowley can apparently create a clone of himself, which can come in handy for certain activities…

    The course of love does not always run smoothly, but Crowley is damned if he’s going to let his own personal hangups get in the way of giving his beloved angel everything he wants, setting out on his own personal voyage of self-discovery.

    Work complete, 11 chapters, uploading 2 chapters a week, on Thursdays and Sundays.

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    Sometimes I just want to write pure CC and Asa fluff. No plot. Just fluff and smut and sweetness. Because that's my emotional support Crowley, goddamnit!

    Then I thought, well, why not do it. So here we go, and I hope these little vignettes warm your heart.

    Timeline? Well, after The Seeing, because Asa can see Crowley. I think probably in the year following A Very Aurency Christmas.

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    "I quite like what you're wearing," Aziraphale said primly.

    "Ohhhh." Crowley raised his brow. "Is that so?"

    "Yes, rather. I want to have a more close inspection of it."

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    In the time between the great Fall and Eden, the Great War between Heaven and Hell rages on, although Hell has an advantage that makes their victory inevitable. An angel and a demon are brought together by fate: prisoner and unwilling captor.

    Crawly re-learns what love is, and realizes that in order to protect Aziraphale he will need to betray Hell itself, even if it means losing status, titles, or possibly even his own life. Despite Aziraphale not wanting him to, Crawly devises a plan that will not only free Aziraphale, but forever change the direction of the Great War.

    Crawly finds that sometimes love means turning your back on both sides, and forming your own.

    Sometimes love means letting go.

    Art by Callus Ran
    (Story is complete, uploading a new chapter every Wednesday. 51k words)

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    Various short little things that I've written in Discord for various things that have prompted me to do so xD (formerly known as Various Discord Ficlets, but I wanted a nicer name)

    I'm putting them here in case I want to expand on them later, which more than likely I will.

    Ratings will range from G to E and be notated on each individual ficlet <3

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    "The cotton capital. The Second Summer of Love, the Haçienda. Irwell, Medlock, Irk and Mersey. Elizabeth Gaskell wrote her novels in a lovely little house. Oh. There’s so much to know…"
    Aziraphale East is, by his own account, a bit of an odd duck - and he's okay with that. He's always been happy in his own skin, in having been a confirmed bachelor his whole life.
    Everything changes on a work trip from London to Manchester, where he meets the vivacious and stunningly attractive Anthony Crowley. Like the splitting of the atom, Aziraphale is divided - and begins to wonder if it's not too late for love after all.
    Age, as they say, is but a number.

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    Another installment of how two newly-liberated ineffable beings spent their COVID year:

    Doing good makes Aziraphale peppy, but it tires Crowley out! After a night of lockdown-related minor miracles, the angel reads religious poetry while the demon snoozes. Or is he just reading porn? In any case, Crowley wakes up, a little.

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    That initial lesson had been a veritable garden of delights. Watching the fussy angel remove his tartan bow tie and velvety faun waistcoat, seeing those plump hands roll up the sleeves of his robin’s-egg-blue button-up, the revelation of his solid forearms dusted with platinum hair. Witnessing him lay that plush body down on the Chesterfield, his broad back propped up on tartan-patterned throw pillows, thick fingers laced across his soft stomach. The vulnerable tilt of his chin when he relaxed his head back on the arm of the sofa. The subtle eroticism inherent in their synchronized breathing as the angel mimicked the demon’s deep, slow inhalations.

    (A tale in which an angel learns to sleep and to dream, a demon learns to trust and to embrace his praise kink, and together they Figure It Out. Featuring love, smut, wings, and Mary Oliver quotes.)

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    In medieval England, teenaged Aziraphale discovers she is a transgender woman. She comes out to her family, who in turn do everything they can to keep her safe and happy.

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    Crowley has a new neighbour who's been oblivious to their advances so far. What's it going to take to get Aziraphale to cross the boundary between them, and act on their mutual attraction?

    Or, Flirty Redhead Sunbathes While Voyeur Neighbour Peeps Through the Hedge

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    Heaven wins the war against hell and as victory, demons are captured and brought to heaven to becomes slaves for the angels. Crowley has escaped capture several times but is ambushed by Gabriel's henchmen and brought to heaven so he can become a slave. However, there is one angel who believes this is wrong and is against the whole idea of demons being slaves so decides to help Crowley instead.

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    Crowley has gone somewhat paler now, his own dark-lined eyes wide and almost catlike in the low lighting, slitted pupils dilated in interest. “Do not tell me,” he breathes, “you’ve gone and had your prick pierced.”

    “Alright then, I shan’t,” Aziraphale says simply, bringing his silver spoon back up to delicately suck it clean. “You really should try this tiramisu, it’s right up your alley.”

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    Crowley goes shopping and buys a little something that his husband likes... a lot!

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    A bead of sweat rolls from Crowley's nose to the sheet beneath, darkening the fabric. The dampness spreads and seeps into the fibers. If he couldn't hold it, if he pissed himself right here in Aziraphale's arms, the bed would soon be a lot wetter than that.

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    Aziraphale shrinks himself down in an unsuccessful effort to avoid getting in trouble with Nanny on the night of the Dowlings’ Valentines party. She places him in her panties and attends the party. The angel gets into mischief in her panties and finds himself in even more trouble!

    Of course Aziraphale could miracle himself back to size at any time and put a stop to his punishment, but he’s enjoying far too much to stop!

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    Art for the 2021 MonsterFucker Bingo Game, chapter 1 is an index with triggers and links. Tags will update with art.

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