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    I just remembered this good ol' 30 Days of Fatlock challenge and asked myself: why the hell no? So I'll try to write a small set of drabbles about chubby Gabriel.

    Day 29: Tummy rubs ➡ Aziraphale/Gabriel, human AU, T (sequel to Day 3)

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    Shortly before a trip out of town, Aziraphale makes a confession leading to a passionate evening of submitting to Crowley. Both agree they’re interested in exploring the dynamic further upon the angel’s return.

    As Crowley watches the bookshop, he considers how Aziraphale submitting to him on a regular basis would work. After 6000 years, he knows the angel needs a balance of tenderness and firmness. A cache of books from an estate sale provides unexpected inspiration.

    Aziraphale returns and Crowley proposes an experiment…

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    For the next three days, he’d agreed Crowley would be his Daddy on a trial basis.

    Sugar Daddy and Dominant Demon Daddy, Crowley had said.

    The experiment was absurd. Wasn’t it? Sure, he’d wanted Crowley to take charge. But The Three Day Daddy Experiment sounded like a title that would fit alongside the lurid books Crowley left for him. And yet... Aziraphale felt oddly exhilirated.

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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

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    Crowley didn't really expect Aziraphale to take a co-parenting approach to his plants. Their styles were highly different.

    But it's hard to stay mad at Aziraphale, even when he breaks in and whispers nice things to the plant life. So long as they keep up the physical relations.

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    After the plan for the Great War fell through, Gabriel finds himself lost. He prays to God for some kind of answer and he finally gets one. And what does the golden letter say? That he's doing wonderfully? That the Great War is back on? No, it's that he missed the whole point of everything!

    Now, he has been demoted to the lowest rank of angel and sent down to Earth. And who should find the lost, confused and sad angel? None other than Aziraphale and Crowley, who make it their personal mission to help Gabriel solve the mystery so that he can get back up to Heaven and get off of their turf! But, the big question is, will Gabriel even want to go back, after everything that's happened? And will he finally find the answer to his prayer?

    What's in the box:
    - Hurt Gabriel
    - Sad Gabriel
    - Grudgingly soft Crowley
    - Firm, yet soft Aziraphale
    - Soul Searching
    - First Kiss
    - First Time Eating
    - First Time Sleeping
    - First Time Drunk
    - First Bath
    - Illiterate Gabriel learning how to read 'human'
    - First Woohoo (Can I get a Wahoo?) XD
    - Gabriel has a nice singing voice
    - Gabriel finding out that he is the last virgin in Heaven! =0

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    The angel sat in the bookshop, holding up his undershirt to examine the branding. Tears swelled up in his eyes but, something inside refused to let them fall. The whole experience kept playing over and over in his mind like a movie. A painful movie, full of agony and suffering. The sort of movie you watch once, then decide it's much too disturbing to watch again after a full night’s sleep filled with terrors and horrific dreams.

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    Something Crowley knew for a fact was that he had two jobs today – distract and participate. Good magician’s assistants didn’t have to do much other than distract the audience while the magician did their tricks. Especially good assistants also had to be all sorts of flexible in order to pull off some of the more death-defying illusions. In the case for Crowley, he also had to make sure not to look too annoyed while Aziraphale did his more groan-worthy ones.

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    OR: Aziraphale and Crowley may love each other, but that doesn't stop them from pushing each other's buttons from time to time. Especially at a birthday party for the Not-Anti-Christ.

    Magician Aziraphale and magician’s assistant Crowley. Need I say more? ;)

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    A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.

    *ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!

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    Crowley is once again without a Nanny for his twin terrors and is at his wit's end. His so called friend Tracey seems to have a solution for him, but is she hoping that this new Nanny will become more? Of course she is! And it's a Good Omens fan fic so love will abound!

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    Aziraphale is stressing over a busy day at the bookshop...

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    Flirty redhead teases delivery guy and gets what he's asking for.

     

    That porno pizza one.

    Fic by NaroMoreau

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    Aziraphale has had a hard life -- rejected by his upper-crust family for being a sterile Omega, forced to work in a brothel or else starve -- but could the appearance of the dashing but odd Captain Crowley change his life forever?

    Maybe Aziraphale can get his happily ever after ending after all.

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    "The cotton capital. The Second Summer of Love, the Haçienda. Irwell, Medlock, Irk and Mersey. Elizabeth Gaskell wrote her novels in a lovely little house. Oh. There’s so much to know…"
    Aziraphale East is, by his own account, a bit of an odd duck - and he's okay with that. He's always been happy in his own skin, in having been a confirmed bachelor his whole life.
    Everything changes on a work trip from London to Manchester, where he meets the vivacious and stunningly attractive Anthony Crowley. Like the splitting of the atom, Aziraphale is divided - and begins to wonder if it's not too late for love after all.
    Age, as they say, is but a number.

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    Nanny gets underfoot to cause chaos in the Dowlings’ household, and finds herself quickly caught up in naughty games with the staff. She still finds time to steal away to keep score with her favorite angel.

    Sometimes fluffy and domestic, other times explicitly smutty, with a dash of plot and humor, this story gets intimate with Nanny Ashtoreth as she raises Warlock and starts her wicked new adventures.

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    Crowley never remembered why he hated the fourteenth century. He knew it was a terrible time. After Armageddon, now happy with his angel and their growing family and friends, the last thing he expects to have to do is revisit those long-suppressed memories.

    If you are not here for non-consensual snake sex but would like to find out about this story, please skip chapter 1, and be advised that I will mark chapters with flashbacks in the notes at the top.

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    "Yes. I am an angel. An angel who likes sushi and crepes and little cakes with cherries on top." Aziraphale's voice wavers with suppressed emotion. "I'm an angel who likes single malt whisky and cocktails with little umbrellas in and who'll drink three bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape in one sitting while plotting against Heaven itself in the company of a demon. I'm an utterly depraved hedonist who's been leaving a trail of red wigs and dark glasses in brothels around the world for the last two thousand years, and I refuse to be ashamed about it."

     

    Aziraphale has been indulging his hedonistic side with fantasies about Crowley for a very long time. He sometimes pays others to dress up and help him live them out.
    What he doesn't realise is the brothel he has recently been frequenting is owned and managed by a particular red-haired demon. But that might just work out to his advantage.

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    Aziraphale has been working at a glory hole and performing miracles there. A customer comes and Aziraphale notices something unusual. Turns out that customer is Crowley.

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    The_Serpent_of_Edam's summary:

    In which Crawly has questions about what his brand new corporation is doing, and Aziraphale wishes he'd studied the pamphlet more carefully.

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    The trouble with reality shaping itself to your ethereal/occult expectations: when you don't know what to expect, anything can happen!

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    Aziraphale has a rather dreadful week and, given his enemy Crowley rudely insists on remaining asleep, it appears the only thing to do about it is crack open a bottle of absinthe and read a good book. Reading. Yes. Definitely what he's doing.

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