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    "If my calculations are correct, I am 87.3257% sure that Bokuto is the one taking it up the ass."
    "You think there's a spell to give a dude a uterus? I think that'd be hilarious to cast on one of these bastards."
    "I'd slay a dragon for you. I'd slay a dragon regardless though, so..."
    "At this rate I'm gonna die a virgin, which is depressing considering how hot my boyfriend is."
    "If Ushijima-san stared at you any harder you'd blast up in flames."
    "Get off my wand, you're sitting right on it! Is it up your ass or something? I said get off!"
    "If Kageyama's IQ was at least the same number as his age maybe he'd be able to pass a class."
    "Read a book once in a while. .... Manga doesn't count!"
    "If there was a potion to make you a girl maybe your boyfriend would actually fuck you."
    "Asahi, I know you're a Hufflepuff, but you can't just let people kick you like that all the time."
    "Shit, I just lost my textbook. Guess I can't go to class anymore."

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    A/N - Part 2 of some more chaotic Haikyuu boys at Hogwarts ^^ Lets go!!!

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    Ashido Mina sets up a bet with Blasty McSplode that she intends to live up to.

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    While traveling through town, a young girl, Smellerbee, teams up with the renegade boys Jet and Longshot to deal a devastating blow against the Fire Nation, and by doing so, chart a course that will determine the rest of their lives.

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    If Charlie’s going to bribe, threaten, cajole, or otherwise guilt Dean into one date with this beta friend of hers, well, fine. He'll give the guy just one date, that's the deal. Then Dean can walk away and go back to being the badass beta he is: geeking a little, baking a lot, and not dating the Awkward Professor.

    He just wishes everyone else’s goddamned presentation hormones would stop interrupting.

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    When you first meet John Constantine, you can't stand him - arrogant, charming, and cocky as Hell. You tell yourself that despite his obvious flirting, you have no interest in him whatsoever.

    When John saves your life, you see the jaded con man differently; your mutual attraction undeniable. He reluctantly agrees to tutor you in the Dark Arts and you know that the choice will irrevocably change both your lives.

    But being with him isn't easy, John has secrets that threaten him and what he feels for you. When his past refuses to stay buried, will John choose you or risk your life by surrendering to his own previous mistakes?

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    “Let me get this straight. You want to pay me to be my trophy wife? How does that even work!?”

    Kim Seokjin has it all. The looks, the job and enough money to buy Jeju island. Or at least, that’s what most people think.
    The truth is, he wants out of the corporate hell he’s found himself in and he doesn’t care about what it takes to get there.

    Jeon Jungkook happens to be the one holding the key to the door.

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    "It is not your fault and you have nothing to be sorry about."

    "You're mad though," he said, a little muffled by the finger on his lips, before he could stop himself. The flash of surprise and hurt on Izuku's face made him flinch. Fuck, fuck, why couldn't he keep his thoughts to himself—?

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    After Frisk freed monsterkind, the monsters were allowed to live on the surface with one rule. They must disguise themselves as humans. You, who found an online spell and got curious, cast it to see beyond people's true colors and found out about the monster's true forms. Looks like your senior year is about to get crazy.

     

    [updates twice a week!]

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    This is a continuation of We're Only Animals: Book 1, which began an AU where instead of attacking Haru at the beginning, Legosi attacked Louis, drastically altering the events of Beastars. Now that Louis and Legosi have found their purposes in life and after recent events, they know that it's time to move on from Cherryton Academy and into a home of their own to begin their life together.

    Official Discord Link: https://discord.gg/7qswDu

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    Marriage is a union between two people. A sacred ceremony which binds people together to share a life. Jimin knew this. If he didn't love Namjoon, why would he have agreed to spend the rest of his life with him on that altar eight years ago?

    Maybe if he knew that their love would fade. That their marriage would deteriorate to a shadow of what it once was, he never would've married him. Passion is like a beautiful rose: it starts out a vibrant, lively red but eventually wilts into a dull, lifeless wisp -- able to be blown away by a tiny gust of wind.

    That gust is Jungkook Jeon his new, drop-dead gorgeous neighbor.

    Will Jimin succumb to their undeniable connection? Was God's plan to bring him to this very moment to the smart, handsome, gold rose in front of him? Or is Jungkook really a thorny weed sprayed with fool's gold, ready to entangle him in his web of lies?

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    Alastor meets up with Vox as promised after their night of pure hell. After an accident renders Alastor silent, the pair find themselves on another adventure.

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    It’d been so very long since he’d last seen her, and she hadn’t changed a bit. All “Go away, Martin!” and “Leave me alone, Martin!” and that raging anger at the life she’d never asked for.

    Maybe the others had been right—maybe he shouldn’t have come back.

    But he was here, and he’d be damned if he didn’t at least stay until she was gone. Besides, he was pretty sure he wouldn’t enjoy the snide remarks and knowing looks on his coming back so soon. Jonny would give him hell, and he wasn’t about to give him that satisfaction.

    It didn’t help that he was the youngest member of the crew, found by complete accident after the Doc had had her way with him. It didn’t help that he was softer than most of the others; his distaste for senseless violence had always made him clash with the others. It especially didn’t help that he’d much rather go down and mingle with the mortals on whatever planet or station they found themselves on than causing general havoc and misery among them.

    But at least, when he was with them, he knew where he stood; he may not belong anywhere, but at least he was with others like him.

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    An AU that explores Martin as a Mechanism.

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    „Nein,“ beeilt sich Lena zu sagen. Beinahe verwundert blickt sie auf die massive Uhr, die nun an ihrem Handgelenk sitzt. Sie starrt auf das `S`, das dort eingraviert ist.

    „Entspricht nicht gerade meinem Modestandard, aber ich werde die Uhr selbstverständlich in Ehren tragen,“ lächelt Lena.

    Supergirl nickt und macht Anstalten wieder aufzubrechen. Sie ist schon halb aus der Balkontür, bevor Lena sie aufhält.

    „Wie kann ich mich revanchieren?“, ruft Lena, ehe sie sich zurückhalten kann.

    Fragend schaut Supergirl zurück. „Revanchieren?“

    „Für die Uhr. Kann ich Sie zum Essen einladen?“ Angesichts Supergirls gerunzelter Stirn fügt sie hinzu: „In meiner Welt macht man das so, wenn man sich bei jemanden bedanken möchte.“

    Supergirl reagiert nicht und Lena kommt sich doof vor, dass sie überhaupt gefragt hat. Plötzlich kann sie an nichts anderes denken, als das ihre Frage so geklungen hat, als würde sie Supergirl um ein Date bitten.

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    ⚠️ NOTE: edited all chapters on 04/03/20 for better flow of dialogue/description.

    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk reader, encounter the Bat?
    And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

    I put together a playlist inspired by all the feels, good and bad, that you'll come across while reading this. Enjoy:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5BZHCaszvkWFUnz7pBKsnq?si=idBKKPl3T9CbmYtvRLcvfg

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    Gundham Tanaka is the Dark Lord of Destruction. Born of an angel and a devil, he and his mighty beast companions typically have no need to involve themselves in human affairs. In a moment of weakness and pity, he is urged to make an exception for at least one day with the mighty future ruler of Novoselic, Sonia Nevermind.

    Fate is determined to punish him for his hubris...

    ((A oneshot omo fic that got out of hand, now has to be divided into chapters for publishing, and manages to cover three days of Omovember. Day 10: Urgent, but the available restroom is not up to par/ Day 16: Desperate during a date/Day 29: Surprised or Scared into Wetting)

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    Since it's nalu week I've wrote a couple drabbles and I might add on some one-shots here in the future if I get good feedback! So please read and enjoy some fluffy stories about these two dorks!

    New Update:
    Her Smile (Nalu Week 2020 Day 7: Smile)(G): Natsu reflects on how powerful Lucy's smile is and how much it affects him.

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    A collection of little moments between Juno and Nureyev while we wait for the next goddamn episode. We pray these two work things out.

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    First chapter is the request page

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    Workaholic Hux doesn’t have time for relationships. He barely has time to grade all of his assignments while also ensuring that his students are the highest achieving in the school. When his friend and fellow teacher, Ms. Phasma, suggests he just needs to get laid, he’s skeptical. She decides some no-strings-attached sex is just what he needs, and no better place to find it than the internet. It’s all fine until he accidentally swipes right on Ben “Call me Kylo” Solo, and they’re a match. With more tattoos than teeth and a profile proclaiming him a "seminary dropout," what could possibly go wrong? Hux is certainly going to find out.

    A romance about awkward dates, bad sex, miscommunication, and finding love despite one’s better judgment.

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    On a day off, Mark and Donghyuck go on a date. Will it be everything Donghyuck hoped for?

    kind of crack?? but wholesome?? with plot

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