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    Richie Tozier is forty-four years old and he has officially had enough of his mediocre acting career. Once he was a brilliant comedian, but the miracle has now come to an end. It specifically came to an end in 2016, but he can't remember why. When leaving his acting life behind he realizes that he doesn't even know who he was before, nor how he ended up here. Little by little he unlocks his memories. They lead him back to Derry, and a group of friends that was supposed to be the ultimate friendship, one that couldn't fall apart - and maybe they still haven't.

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    37,130
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    101
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    Catelyn Stark’s Senate reelection campaign is floundering, so she enlists help from an unlikely quarter. Unfortunately, she underestimates the havoc this will wreak in the office, particularly with her assistant. Drama ensues.

    Or, a modern politics AU that is much more about tension, snark, and desire than it is about actual politics.

    Language:
    English
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    14,042
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    767
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    It's just another normal year. You are a hard working, 21 year old college student who is also helplessly in love with those Bangtan boys. With the help of your best friend Hannah, you get soundcheck seats for the upcoming BTS concert. Little did you know, this wasn't going to be just any other concert. Thanks to Kim Taehyung, the moment you walked into that stadium, your life would never be the same again.

    Language:
    English
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    94,706
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3293
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    Violet always had trouble putting down roots. Between her parents' ugly divorce when she was a kid, her close-knit group of friends all going their separate ways after graduation, and her miserable corporate job, Violet lost herself. When she found the deed to her grandfather's farm, the young woman knew she had an out that didn't require moving back into her dad's basement.

    For now, she's sworn off relationships. Violet does not want to rush into anything and ruin ties with anyone in town. Not to mention her parents' idea of love was not something she wants to replicate. Living in the Valley, Violet starts to learn how to be herself again, not the person expected of her.

    While she has plenty of interesting new neighbors in Pelican Town, Violet finds that there is more to this quiet, beautiful place than meets the eye. Everyone in town has secrets of their own and the land itself holds a magical history.

    She never expected her life to be so altered by a simple career change, and yet...

    Frequent POV changes, otherwise I get bored.

    Eventual pairings: [Abigail/Sam], [OC, Sebastian], [Emily/Shane]... I'm not giving away all my secrets just yet!

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    152,482
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    355
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    Dan gasps sharply, dropping the controller to the floor. His eyes slip closed at the contact, and he’s leaning into it, turning to face Arin, and Arin can immediately tell, even through the rainbow lights of the TV screen, that Dan’s got a pink spot of blush on both of his cheeks, and when his lashes flutter on his cheeks and his eyes bat back open, they’re slightly glassy and his pupils are blown wide.

    “Dan,” Arin says, slowly, carefully. “I think you were right. I think that tea did something to you. You don’t look…”

    And he pauses.

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    28
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    707
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    Prompto walks up to him, and just then Ignis reaches out his hand.

    “Prompto, is that you?”

    Where his hand falls is the issue because it brushes right against Prompto’s boner, and there’s like no way in hell Ignis doesn’t realize it.

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    1,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    210
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    As everyone else leaves the grounds of U.S.J., Aizawa is left behind to wait for All Might to unstick from the slab of concrete wall. What happens next is a chain of completely bizarre events which leads them to end up pressed flush against each other, unable to pull away.

    Language:
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    6,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    406
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    It's Bakugo Katsuki's first parent teacher conference with his daughter Eri's kindergarten teacher. He is surprised to find out the meeting is called because her teacher, Izuku Midoriya, can no longer handle the many weapons Eri has brought to the class's daily show and tell. Katsuki doesn't see a problem with it. Hilarity ensues.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3468
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    It was just supposed to be cuddling on the couch. But Adrien couldn’t help but notice a certain part of Marinette pressed up against him.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2054
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    Brienne begs Jaime to come along on a hike so she's not the third wheel with a new couple. Wet t-shirts and non-platonic boners ensue.

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    2,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    824
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    Everybody knows that Messi is a big deal in Barcelona locker rooms. Yet, whenever new players join the club, they can't help but notice the unmatched amount of love and admiration Leo gets from everyone around him.

    It's too much even for a legend like him. All his teammates talk to him with unbelievable passion all the time, leaving every newcomer wondering "why?" In this mini series, Lionel's life-long friends and teammates explain why he holds a special place in their hearts.

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    1,193
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1214
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    Sapnap only planned to stay for the night, gaming with his friend Badboyhalo. He hadn't planned on falling asleep partway through. Or to wake up with his friend passed out on top of him. And definitely not to wake up to his friend grinding on him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,788
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1929
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    Hawkmoth reads the negative emotions of everyone in Paris. To his horror, a lot of them are about really, REALLY bad sex.

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    English
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    23,298
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    5541
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    After regaining the memories of their lives together, Napoleon finds himself unsure on how to act around a certain muscular Rider. But he just needed a little push in the right direction...

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    English
    Words:
    2,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    69
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    During one boring class, all of Saiki's so-called friends have dirty thoughts about Saiki. And he has to sit there and not let on to the fact that he knows. Or how much of a turn on it all is.

     

    Please read the tags and be sure you want to read this.

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    English
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    2,518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    695
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    It is a cold night when Xiao Zhan witnesses a brutal murder. He finds himself wrapped up in a murder case, and is assigned Wang Yibo as protection.
    Problem is, Wang Yibo might be the single most attractive person he’s ever seen, and he struggles with his feelings for the man meant to be keeping him safe.

    Wang Yibo swears he’s never seen a more angelic human, and tries to keep his thoughts professional as he falls deeper and deeper for the ethereal Xiao Zhan.

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    English
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    47,922
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    538
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    10261
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    Jack has taken Michael back to HQ after his failed escape attempt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    121
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    What if Sam had been at the meeting when Grizz told everyone that he had handcuffs?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163
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    Read the tags before reading this!! :0
    Basically Simeon pisses himself in front of Lucifer and gets horny by it. I just had to write a piss fic for Simeon.
    Second chapter is explicit ♡

    A very specific smutty fic for my very specific tastes. I finished writing this like 5 minutes ago, it's 3;12 am...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,953
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4299
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    A collection of snapshots of Rean's struggles to control his growing appreciation for Instructor Sara, featuring a lot of cliches and even more erections.

    These take place throughout CSI and CSII. As I play CSIII, there might be some set during that time. All chapters will be dated so you don't accidentally read something that spoils your game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,840
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    370

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