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    Data’s ship, USS Westminster, has been in emergency dry dock for months. She’s finally in a state to head back to Earth for the remaining repairs and upgrades.
    The bad news? They won’t quite make it home for Christmas. The good news? He’s authorised his crew to invite family aboard for the trip home.
    But the android captain feels ill at ease when he receives a priority one message from Starfleet Command ordering Westminster to look into the disappearance of another Federation vessel en-route.

    Part 14 of the USS Westminster Series, set in the future when Data has ranked up and left the Enterprise for his own command.

    Rating/tags may change as we go. I've tried to make each part of the series readable as a standalone as well as having an overarching story.

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    Chapters:
    17/19
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    7
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    Collab project between authors: Mercedes and Nimbex

    Original Premise:
    The reader gets zapped into the body of a character of the opposite gender in the universe of someone else’s fanfic. The Reader has to simultaneously learn to deal with their new body, dodge the romantic interest of the characters with whom the author is trying to set them up, and pursue the characters the Reader actually finds attractive.

    Nimbex – Written as a male character zapped into the body of a female fanfic protagonist.
    Mercedes – Written as a female character zapped into the body of a male fanfic protagonist.

    Set within the Overwatch fandom with pairings-
    Male Reader x Brigitte Lindholm
    Female Reader x Jesse McCree
    Along with other romantic rivals, interests, and encounters with many other characters.

    More details on the first chapter's notes :D

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    82,524
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1332
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    A is for asshole,aliens and anal
    B is for bondage,boobs and bed
    C is for cum and cock
    D is for Don't do this at home

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    After the events of the incident a few weeks back, Jesse and Lukas' relationship has been rocky. The Order is holding a festival in town and everything comes together in a messy and chaotic way. While Jesse deals with his personal issues he doesn't realize that a greater threat is right around the corner. Nothing a little aphrodisiac can't solve...

    Series
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    English
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    27,479
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    523
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    "I'm not gay." Chan says, restating exactly what he said at the office.

    "Me neither." Seungmin replies again, taking Chan's bag and placing it down on the dining table, before taking his hand and guiding him to his bedroom.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    146
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    Zedaph panics and vomits.

    He gets a hard-on.

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    495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    123
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    Every school needs its group of jocks, right? And every group of jocks needs the slut that tends to worship alcohol and sex just a little too much.
    At some point in life, Kuroo decided to get serious and supported by his genes, he was awarded the job of both the most liked and hated character of the school. Did he care, though?
    Absolutely not. He was living the life, loved all the attention he was getting and wouldn't have chosen otherwise if he'd actually had the opportunity.

    However, unfortunately, the Nekoma High volleyball club doesn't think that highly of him.....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112,511
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    22
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    526
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    Feeling hopeless after his most recent breakup and convinced that he will never find true love, Polnareff visits a fortune-teller. However, during the love reading, the cards tell a fortune said fortune-teller is not willing to share. Polnareff, ever the insistent, tries to figure out the truth for himself and comes to many new conclusions along the road.

    Main pair AvPol with a side of JotaKak.

    Rated M for now, however, rating may change as the story progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,713
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    299
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    Marta and Benoit don't wanna say goodbye yet.
    So they go on a date.
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    Benoit has some weight issues and will gain weight later in the story

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,830
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    379
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    Angel is having a little trouble getting the lotion on the scars of his back… OJ is happy to help

    Language:
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    930
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    78
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    Jyushimatsu's first touch of adulthood is not what he'd see anybody else experiencing, ever since he started having dreams in which he's forced to interact with the adult version of himself and, worse yet, starts having weird feelings towards him.

    More importantly than that, the sexual awakening that occurs afterwards is definitely more than he can handle.

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    Love & The way of Water is the story told through Lo’ak & Neteyam’s perspective's.

    It focuses on their experiences with love & learning the way of the water through their new relationships with Chef Tonowari’s son and daughter, Ao’nung and Tsireya.

    We will see some intense moments between Neteyam and Ao’nung as they learn about their emotions for one another and Lo’ak struggles with a forbidden love for Tsireya as she will be the next Tsahìk and destine to be with one of her own from the clan.

    Neteyam x Ao'nung
    Lo'ak x Tsireya

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    5582
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    Pico wasn’t a stranger to weird desires. Even less so to the impulses that’d creep sometimes into reaches of his mind; beckoning him. Calling him to the darkness he’d long since resigned himself to.

     

    He was a monster, after all. Walking trash. Such things were in his nature to think, and, rarely, act upon.

     

    Pico was used to this.

    OR: pico gets a little immoral.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Y/N Price is the daughter of Captain John Price, her life was pretty ordinary, she was on her last 2 years of university studying Art, her father did his best to keep her unknown by most up until someone Her father thought he could trust betrayed them telling everyone who was out to get Captain Price, with the knowledge of Y/N's existence she has to be watched by one of Captain Prices best men John 'Soap' Mactavish.

     

    ~in this book Soap and Ghost are both lieutenants and are still pretty close, Soap will be a bit more colder in this book but will still show lots of affections iykwim;)~

    !!THIS SOAP IS OOC!!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    6
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    It feels amazing to have someone touch him like that. To know his body so well, that it takes him almost no time to reach orgasm. Who knows that he likes to draw it out. Is he so sexually frustrated that his brain dreamt up the perfect partner for him? Ren crosses his legs. "Well, that's helpful". He rests his hands on his legs. "Who are you"? He asks.

    The man chuckles, "are you sure you want to know"?

    "After what we've done. I believe I should know who you are". Ren would like to put a face to the man he was fucking. He didn't mention that he'd like to keep doing this.

    The man took Ren's hand. "Close your eyes and bring me to life". He whispers in his ear.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    How much easier would Simon's relationship with Wilhelm have been if he was confident and calm instead of anxious and overwhelmed?
     
    The folks behind Young Royals are often quoted as saying that the core problem in the series isn't that Wilhelm and Simon are queer but that Wilhelm is the Crown Prince. Not that I disagree, but I think Simon's involvement with selling alcohol and drugs is equally detrimental to their relationship and its progress because of the stress and anxiety it brought to Simon.

    This story is set in an alternate Hillerska Skolen universe where Simon never sold August booze for Wilhelm's initiation or involved himself in any of the subsequent deals he made with him and where the ripple effects of that decision do not exist.

    My goal is to update this piece semi-weekly.

    Subsequent chapters will contain explicit sexual scenes.

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    78,362
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    160
    Kudos:
    517
    Bookmarks:
    60
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    13852
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    Бабушка Луи просто хочет, чтобы внук был счастлив, чтобы он остепенился с каким-нибудь хорошим мальчиком и привез его в гости на Рождество.

    Томлинсон же слишком занят своей карьерой, чтобы беспокоиться об отношениях, но в попытке успокоить бабушку он посылает ей отфотошопленные фотографии себя и своего притворного бойфренда Гарри. Тот факт, что мужчина на фотографиях — это не кто иной, как Гарри Стайлс, всемирно известная модель Gucci и постоянная звезда фантазий Луи, — не имеет никакого значения. Не похоже, что их пути когда-нибудь пересекутся...

    Так что для Луи становится сюрпризом, когда он возвращается домой на Рождество и заходит в гостиную своей бабушки, а настоящий Гарри Стайлс счастливо болтает с седовласыми дамами из кружка вязания его бабушки.

     

    В ролях: Найл и Лиам — друзья детства Луи, Гарри — болезненно идеальный мужчина мечты Луи, Зейн — очень заботливый лучший друг Гарри, бабушка Луи — доброжелательная сваха, а Луи — парень, который думает, что доволен своей жизнью, пока кое-кто не показывает ему, чего в ней не хватало.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    10/25
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    350
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    Steve needs a weed dealer. He gets a bit more than that. (This is an AU set a couple months after the Snow Ball in season 2.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,604
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    385
    Kudos:
    699
    Bookmarks:
    155
    Hits:
    9917
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    Lord hater gets turned on by his worst enemy but ends up having a good time with him ;NSFW;

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Karl simply just wanted to watch his hot boyfriend workout. Sapnap has other plans.
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    or karlnap fucking in a gym yay

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    5,678
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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