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    Dirk gets a porn virus and slowly becomes more and more comfortable with the idea of murder.

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    Keith and Lance have remained relatively young after the events of the galra war due to Keith's galra ancestry and the altean abilities gifted to Lance by Allura.
    Over two-thousand years after the war, and after all the other paladins have passed away, a new empire arises to threaten the universe.
    The troll empress, the Condesce, has been conquering worlds for years at the fringes of the universe. As she moves in to take on more territory, Keith decides that it is once again time to find the lions and reform Voltron with new paladins to take on the Condesce before she can threaten the whole of the peaceful universe Voltron left behind.

    Notes:
    This fic takes place 2,000 years after the events of the show, there will be spoilers if you have not finished the show. John, Jade, Dave, and Rose are the new paladins of the blue, yellow, red, and green lions. They are all each 21 years old. The troll kids, who will eventually make an appearance, are all 20 years old. Dirk, Roxy, Jake, and Jane will come in eventually too. Idk how long it's going to take but klance, davekat, rosemary, and probably some other ships are gonna be involved in this.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin! @hsartkind on Twitter is running a daily promptfest for 04/13/20, and I... haven't exactly been keeping up, but I'm doing my best and having fun. All tags are subject to change. Also, if you think any of these ficlets are worth expanding/continuing, I have more ideas for all of them, so...please comment.

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    You won't need me forever, but I'll still be here
    For we all have our nightmares, even me, my dear

     

     

    The kids and surviving trolls may have grown up and won the game that ended their respective worlds, but that doesn't mean they've ever forgotten it. Some experience it more vividly than others.

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    TG: why does it feel like im missing something huge
    TG: like
    TG: i feel like how id imagine id feel like after getting hit by a bus and losing all my memories of the past like three years
    TG: except i have all these memories anyway
    EB: …
    TG: but they dont feel real
    TG: they feel like falsifications of reality just there to cushion the wads of empty space left while im lying in a fucking coma
    TG: they feel like gross coma lie memories john
    TG: do you feel me

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    Dirk just wanted to get through high school, not be hunted down by an evil organisation but apparently he doesn't get a say in the matter, also why won't this ghost leave him alone and what is he hiding? Hopefully all the shit he's going through doesn't affect his social life and grades.

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    Ascension doesn't bring the immunity to emotions that Dirk hoped it would, and when the guilt of erasing his best friend hits, it's a lot to handle alone. But he's dug himself into this hole, and now he'll lay in it - and let the damned bury him, should the judgement be passed on his sins.

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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, those in charge of the human settlers suggest an arranged marriage. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But not everything is as it seems, and it quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange. Soon a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels will have to work fast on settling their interpersonal issues and learn to work together if they want to live.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month.]

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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    When you go into the kitchen, you expect a normal Dad Interaction. What you get are newfound siblings, missing friends, and a changed worldview.

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    There are just some things you shouldn’t do as a joke. One of those things is writing to the prince of Prospit a passionate letter about everything you hate about him and how you would do a better job at ruling than his family ever could. You can’t write that and NOT expect something in return, can you, Hal?

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    It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now his roommate, Hal, has to deal with his crap. He definitely doesn't want to be doing this. Not a bit. He doesn't even like Dirk.

    This fic is currently on hiatus while I focus on finishing other ones.

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    20/?
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    Letters from the Temptations series. Not intended to be read stand-alone, use the links within the main fics instead.

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    It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now Hal is trying to save his life. Dirk doesn't really want to be saved, and especially not from his wiseass roommate who hates his guts.

    This fic is currently on hiatus while I focus on finishing other ones.

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    When Dirk decided to give his AR a body, he thought he would have a great in-home doctor alongside some sort of company.
    The only problem is that Robots are not medical professionals, and Hal has a strange fascination with the complete and utter control he has over Dirk when he's got his fingers in the boys ass.

    Among other things,

    Alternate title; I, Robot, the porn re-run.

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    Dirk wants to ask John out but he walks into his house to see him playing piano. Their dorkjinks ensue.

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    10/?
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    I saw an ASMR video based on the movie "Her" and I thought- What if instead of Scarlett Johansson it was Lil Hal??

    Basically, in a no-game normal Earth AU, Jake English gets a new AI and it assumes the form of Lil Hal.

    EDIT: I probably won't be making more chapters of this unless enough people want more. Comment or Kudos if you do!

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    With eyes narrowed and head slanted an inch too far, he tells you that maybe, at times, you should turn and look the other way.
     

    (Or; Dirk inevitably gets fucked (up) by both everything, and nothing at the same time.)

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    37
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    5
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