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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    I. THE FIRST EARTH, centuries beyond advance. Civilization has come and gone; now displaced into the stars. Lost amid the rust and refuse of a forgotten place, only two creatures remain: a Titan and a spaceman, both victims of drastically different (albeit similarly tragic) crash accidents. One of them is stuck. The other wants to go home.

    The God Engine indulges the curiosity of a planet-bound cosmonaut, in its own peculiar way.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    here be monsters

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    Everybody regrets choices they have made, but for Dave Strider, it's especially bad. But at least it comes with cheap antique cats and the guilt of ruining a young man's life, right in his own bedroom. That won't matter in the long run, right?
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    From now on, Karkat Vantas hates his birthday, and every birthday that will come after. What can he say? Highschool boys are relentless.

    Highschool is relentless.

     

    (most tags are for future chapters, but one or two may be added/updated)

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    Dave Strider has a hard time accepting life as it is and Karkat Vantas likes to pretend to be oblivious

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    What the kids expected upon opening the door to the new universe: the new universe

    What they did not expect: trollsonas, ascension to God Tier, memories of lives never lived, an Alternia that isn't a horrible murder planet, taxes probably

    The hits keep coming, and they really don't stop coming, huh.

    [Formerly titled Is Close the Closest Star?]

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    As he is walking through the field he comes across a tree stump. There are so many of them. One of them though has a large mushroom ring around it. It’s pretty. It’s got flowers around it. He kneels down and starts picking the flowers. They’re so pretty. As he stands up to get back to his family, he ends up slipping on one of the mushrooms and falls back, hitting his head on the tree stump with the flowers in hand, falling unconscious. When he comes to, he wakes up in someone’s garden. Not at all where he was before. Rain falls on him and he’s out like a light again. Until he wakes up, in a bed, with new clothes on. Old-Timey clothes, nothing like what he was wearing. As he wakes up, the person at his side gets up and checks if he’s okay. The flowers he picked in the field are in a vase next to the bed. He was on a historical site. Why is he in a house and why is the lady wearing such a pretty dress. A gown. No one wears those anymore. He gets her name. He finds out where he is. He finds out when he is. Derse in 1792. Five years before the war between the countries of Derse and Prospit. Derse will declare it wants independence. This all has to be some joke but it’s not.

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    Karkat has chronic Hanahaki and falls in love with almost anyone who talks to him. Dave lives in the shadow of his four very attractive older brothers.

    The first time they meet is in college, when they--and all of Dave's brothers--end up in the same dorm together. Karkat starts falling for every Strider except for Dave, who's beginning to wonder why it's bothering him so much.

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    (title is a work in progress)
    The sunrises once again, over six groups of people and two loners
    A director, his little brother, and his secretary.
    A mechanic and his daughter.
    A father and a sarcastic artificial intelligence.
    A captain and his husband.
    A troll who's more words than silence and a man who miraculously never misses a shot.
    A revenge-obsessed lunatic.
    And a troll who just wants to find everyone, and maybe get a chance to shoot Bro Strider. He'd like that.
    The sun sets again, and they despair because the dark is when the dead roam.
    But Darkness is where Light shines the brightest.

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    Dave find himself in an alternate timeline and shit goes bad real fast. Please do not read if you’re sensitive to character death, dirk strider and hal doing some messed up shit, or you’re already sad. It has a decent ending and it is not canon at all. Just a story of my own.

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    I get worried sometimes about my Twitter getting nuked for posting The Controversial Content tm, so I'm putting all my quick, low effort Twitter porn threads together here for archiving purposes and because apparently some people love them that much.
    Mostly stridercest / dirkhal or selfship crap, I'll try to label each chapter with what the ship is.

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    In the works I'm just trying to figure out how AO3 works
    It’s silly of you to think you could possibly be spending this summer like any other, spending time with friends or one of many summer activities, but haha jokes on you! Your parents shipped you off to spend the summer with a family friend and his kids? Who knows, but now you’re spending the summer with these fuckers. Good luck~
    This story was previously written in 2017 and was posted on quotev, almost 5 years later I'm writing it because need something to distract me from the world crumbling around me.

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    It is entirely possible that AR Strider may be a bad person. Reviewing the facts, as well as recent intergalactic polls on what most people believe makes someone a bad person, it seems overwhelmingly likely. Most would agree that skipping galaxies and fleeing from vengeful ex-friends while killing, hunting, stealing, and committing numerous other major felonies in exchange for cash doesn't typically seem like the lifestyle of someone with a heart of gold.

    The life of a bounty hunter has a way of catching up with people, though. Backed into a corner with nowhere else to turn, AR finds himself relying on an uneasy ally more and more. At least he's DTF.

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    Sequel to "My Child".
    After escaping Alternia, Signless and company meet their Beforan alternates. In another timeline, Dirk must come to terms with his own flaws in order to help his new companion. What secrets will Signless discover about his alternate's past? Will Dirk be able to push past his own shitty personality? Read and find out.

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    davekat real and then eric cartman gets jealous..... but he doesn't show up for a date with karkat! what a loser. please read this.

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    Your name is Winter Soldier [J__es Bu____a_ ___ne_], and you are [__] years old. You like [__, ___ ______], and used to consider yourself something of a skilled [______ _an].

    The voice between your ears is not your own, a virus in the organic alien hardware that had been grown into your brain.

    [[What the shit, HAL, this guy's mind is like the Jeffery Dahmer of AdLibs; it's a whole entire Choose-Your-Own Kafka novel, but with just, like, SO much more penis.]]

    The voice answers itself with a cool dispassion to separate its personalities, not unlike You and The Soldier. [[Yeah you're going to have to mark me down for scared AND horny, here. Hey look he's an orphan, too, found abandoned -- could be Skaian.]]

    The first voice -- [[Homeboy does strongly resemble a Harleybert, and Skaianship would better explain how come he's survived this far.]]

    The second voice -- [[Skip to the part where he can help murder our body.]]

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    In which the events of one universe aren't always the same in another.

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    5/?
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    🕶: Well.
    🕶: This has gone completely fucking pear-scented.
    🕶: There's no other way out of it,
    🕶: you're going to have to punish a pair of sunglasses.

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