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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

    Language:
    English
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    105,668
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    437
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

    Language:
    English
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    63,988
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    980
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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

    Language:
    English
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    28,827
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1075
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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,973
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2820
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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave when no one else seems to care. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,825
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    275
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3923
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    It’s the middle of the night, and Dirk has gotten himself into a total mess. His habit of seeking out vampire sex has finally bitten him in the neck. Now his roommate, Hal, has to deal with his crap. He definitely doesn't want to be doing this. Not a bit. He doesn't even like Dirk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,217
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    117
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    Bro makes Hal a puppet body. Then he uses it. Mind the tags.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    146
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,650
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4044
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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,958
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    257
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    The game is over, Alpha Earth resets to 2009, and Dirk's bro doesn't live up to expectations. The movie director who appears so chill and stoic in interviews is actually a talkative, needy dweeb like his teenage counterpart. It's not a bad thing, as far as Dirk's concerned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,818
    Chapters:
    11/17
    Comments:
    274
    Kudos:
    898
    Bookmarks:
    165
    Hits:
    10791
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    The story of an unlikely friendship between two lonely Derse dreamers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    45
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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary. Sometimes bonus chapters will be posted outside the normal update schedule.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,916
    Chapters:
    6/58
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    473
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    In which Dirk Strider is incapable of caring for his own well-being, and resorts to asking someone he has a shaky relationship with for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,030
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    441
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    D has to make a couple adjustments, after Dave rejoins the Strider family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    225
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    Demons, adventuring, and a whole lot of longing make up Jake's daily life. He's always chasing something.

    Even so, he always finds one person worth coming home to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,511
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    513
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    so I made this into a full story now I think, so if people like I will continue posting. *shrug*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,370
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    318
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    Dirk gets a little too far into his own head. Hal pulls him out again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    Hal can confirm that androids (or, at least, Auto-Responders) do not, in fact, dream of electric sheep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,848
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    115
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    dirkways-striders dont get a lot of time to think

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    83
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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    163,586
    Chapters:
    92/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    291

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