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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit, because that's what he does. He's not always right though.

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    English
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    59/?
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    577
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    93
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    Mallek moves to Earth, and his hive is not entirely empty.

    Language:
    English
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    3,892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    5
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    87
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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

     
    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    English
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    27,856
    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    55
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    11
    Hits:
    264
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you seriously need to talk to someone.
    Of course, that's difficult when you've left everyone behind to stew in your own mental fears.

    AKA, Dirk reminisces about the nature of himself and his relations with everyone else after making a piss-poor choice.

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    English
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    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    105
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    With no memories about how he ended up alone, afraid and stripped of his identity, Hal has to rely on Dirk to find himself again... or at least gain a family trying.

    Language:
    English
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    6,884
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    94
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    Being an adult is, admittedly, harder than expected.

    It’s just that, for this particular member in the cog of the great wheel, things aren’t going according to any kind of plan. See, he didn’t expect to be alive as an adult. Usually it’s pretty hard to be alive, once a person is already dead.

    Also known as a post canon character study on auto-Responder/Lil' Hal. This originally started as a freewrite/exercise but we're in full novel mode now folks, buckle down for some character arcs n shit.

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    English
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    76,834
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    832
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    You’d never felt so worn out in your life. You were autonomous. You had things you needed to do, and so you did them.

    There’s nothing but you and your own brain now.

    Language:
    English
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    1,817
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    2
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    107
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    Like Laurel and Hardy,
    Like Coke and Baccardi,
    Like Juliet and Romeo,
    Ebb and flow,
    To and fro

    Language:
    English
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    271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    182
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    The twins are connected by the strings of fate, but their brother is extremely damaging. Future Dirk knows what to do. Do not leave his side, hal.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    "Leave me alone, Dave. You never cared before, so I don't know why you would now."
    He drops his outstretched hand, and swallows the burning guilt washing over him like a fleet of pirates caught up in a storm. He searches desperately for a memory where it started, where he went off the deep end when he knew very well he couldn't swim. The waves crash into him and he goes down, sinking to the bottom of resentment and self-hatred.
    He tries to remember what he did.

    Language:
    English
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    4,730
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    310
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    что прячется в нём

    Language:
    Русский
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    3,956
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    29
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    Hal was up to something. He was acting too normal. Hal was never normal. Something was up.

    In which Dirk is fucked with, and Hal is the smug knife cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    215
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    You wake, gasping for breath and with a scream choking itself in the back of your throat. It comes out as a pathetic whimper. The kind of sound reserved for dying animals, or so you’ve been told. So you’ve seen, though never in person.
    Not your person, strictly speaking.

    (Or, Dirk isn't sure whether or not his splinters are possessing him, but he doesn't know what to do about it anyway.)

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    English
    Words:
    12,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    265
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    Au where Hal doesn’t share a body with Equius in a sprite and is in fact living with everyone on Earth C

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    521
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    Dirk Strider is a typical teenage boy attending high school in a suburb of Houston, Texas. He has to deal with an embarrassing stay-at-home dad, an annoying little brother, and typical teenage hormones fucking up his friend group, but other than that, he has a normal, standard life. Well, except for the fact that he thinks he’s gay, and nobody knows it except for him. Oh, and he’s also in love with someone he’s never even met.

    [This is loosely based on the movie “Love, Simon.” Hopefully, there aren’t any spoilers.]

    Language:
    English
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    41,630
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    919
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    “You know,” you say, when the drink warms your throat enough, “you know he’ll be cheesed as all-get-out.”

    “I know.” Dirk lifts hair from the body’s nape and plugs some wires he stripped off the shades. “I’m mad at myself all the time.”

    Then he does this funny thing, like a kiss, to the artificial skin just under the wire, at the base of the spine. You can see his breath: it mists and crackles like a fucking wisp.

    The AR opens his eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    433
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    it's a lot easier to imagine ending things when you're watching yourself from the third person

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    298
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    when the big picture and the tiny details converge and come together, crushing two lives between them in the process

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    dave strider didn’t always love the best life before the foster home, and no one understands.
    no one gets it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    221
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    he sleeps in fits, and it's not a surprise when he wakes up from another dreamless period, and sometimes he wonders why he even tries

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    207

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