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    When Prince Stede Bonnet saw his betrothed for the first time, he very nearly blushed.

    Edward Teach was a fearsome thing: pirate turned warlord, scourge of the continent. He wore black armor and bristled with weapons, including his famous sword, the Queen’s Revenge. The notorious beard which had earned him his nickname was gray now, but still full and menacing. They were almost of a height, but Stede felt dreadfully small in his presence.

    Blackbeard had taken one look at Stede and grunted his approval. And Stede had almost blushed.

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    After an unlikely meeting, world famous horror author Ed Teach helps struggling bookstore owner Stede Bonnet keep his business from running aground. The pair navigate the highs and lows of running a business as well as their growing feelings for each other.
    Originally posted on Twitter @SamsonSCD

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    Ed's dreams are always strange these days.

    This one is in a lovely flower garden. There's a trellis of all sorts of flowers arching over him, like a floral shield protecting him from the cruelties of the world. In his hand is a lovely little tea cup. He takes a sip from it, and the tea is just right.

    And if he lifts his head, just a bit, his attention drawn from the tea cup, he sees… A man. Just a normal man. With a smile warm like the sun, and golden hair that shines like a halo in the spring sunshine.


    A fantasy au, featuring Stede as a literal angel and Ed practicing ill advised magical practices.

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    Ed was about to either knock again or give up when the door opened revealing… well. Ed had never seen anyone like him. The man was blonde and wearing what appeared to be an eighteenth century suit, except that it was bright blue. He was drop-dead fucking gorgeous, in Ed’s opinion, with the kind of eyes that you could never tell the colour of that were currently fixing Ed with a concerned gaze.

    ‘Can I help you?’ he asked.

    ‘Um… could I borrow your phone?’

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    'Hi, I'm Stede and I'm giving this crafting thing a go! Come see my stall at the East Pier Craft fair every second Sunday!'

    Stede Bonnet, an amateur glass artist, moves to the seaside town of East Pier and joins the fortnightly craft fair there. Edward Teach, a successful ceramicist going through an artistic crisis, ends up manning Blackbeard Pottery Studios' stall.

    Social media AU I'm crossposting from my twitter (@doctor_moth, come say hi). Tags to be updated as I go and any CW to be added at the beginning of each chapter.

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    It's weird, being back in his hometown again. Stede hadn't properly lived there since he was shipped off to boarding school at thirteen. Now he's back full time and snippets of memories from the one summer he was truly happy keep flashing in his mind. Memories of a boy with a bright smile and an even brighter personality. Too bad Stede doesn't even remember the boy's name.

    Running a traveling carnival is a bit of a grind. It used to be fun, once, but now Ed's bored to death of the whole fucking thing. Nothing is exciting like it once was; nothing brings him joy. That is, until he meets a certain hot dilf.

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    Stede Bonnet ran from his old life, found a relationship with a beautiful but troubled trucker called Ed and spang headfirst into a whirlwind romance that he now has to fight for when someone from Ed's past tried to muscle in.

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    Or, the one where Ed's ex, the man who fed his addiction for years, pops back into his life unexpectedly and things go about as well as you might expect.

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    Part 4 of the trucker AU, cannot be read as a standalone.

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    Stede and Ed return to The Revenge, having talked through all their issues stuck in a jail cell, and Stede is particularly concerned about the survival of one thing in his cabin, and one thing only: the dysphoria-relieving clothing.

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    It’s not that he isn’t happy about marrying Ed. On the contrary, Stede doesn’t think he’s ever been happier in his life. But no one is without insecurities, especially not Stede, and there’s a little part of him that can’t help but worry that Ed is going to regret this. All of it. And that terrifies him.

    Luckily, Ed's there to make everything better again.

     

    or, love in the little things: calming you down when you get overwhelmed/insecure (wedding edition)

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    When Stede sailed off into the ocean to find Edward, he certainly didn't expect to find half of his crew stranded on an island. And now he's left wondering what happened, and how to get them back.

    Takes place immediately after the end of episode 10. Multi-ship fic, largely focused on Ed and Stede but including everyone. A bit of angst and hurt/comfort, but I promise there will be a happy ending and I always strive to keep some humor about it.

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    After reconciling and becoming co-captains of the Revenge, Ed and Stede are forced to abandon piracy altogether, but this time, they're taking the crew with them.

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    This fic diverges from canon during The Art of Fuckery, when Stede interprets Izzy's challenge to a "fucking duel" considerably more literally than intended.

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    Stede Bonnet got divorced, ran away from his life and met a gorgeous trucker called Ed. Very quickly he started to learn what he was missing in his life and found himself learning to be brave.

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    Or, the one where Ed and Stede take a self care night in a hotel after the stress of last night's revelations, only to have it interupted by some local homophobes.

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    Part 3 of the trucker AU, cannot be read as a standalong

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    Stede Bonnet got divorced, ran away from his life, got in a car accident and had rather a spectacular one night stand with the beautiful trucker who rescued him. He is now travelling with this man and beginning to learn what actual care looks like as they discover that they have so much more in common than they could have possibly thought.

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    Or, the one where Ed and Stede learn about each other's past trauma, struggles and fears, and support and help each other through the fear that freezes them.

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    Part 2 of the Trucker AU. Cannot be read as a standalone.

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    Stede goes on a journey of self-discovery, Lucius's relationship with his online friend is creeping closer to being something else, Oluwande Totally Isn't Pining for his childhood friend while Jim, the aforementioned friend, is dealing with the consequences of coming out as a trans man despite being nonbinary. Roach is failing miserably to kickstart his baking business, Frenchie is questioning his sexuality and Ed? He's reckoning with the aftermath of a very public court case involving the death of his father. You know, normal 14 year old stuff.

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    Stede Bonnet is getting divorced, which is actually a very good thing, but quite honestly he has no idea what to do with himself, he doesn't know what he wants, or what he likes... So on a whim, he abandons his life and heads out on a directionless road trip that is partly an escape, and partly an attempt at self discovery.
    One stormy night, one car accident, and subsequent rescue by a dashing trucker later, Stede is starting to get an idea of what, or at least who, he really rather likes.

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    Or, that OFMD Modern Trucker AU that no one asked for but that I COULD NOT get out of my head.

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    stede's had a bad morning, and it causes a sensory overload so he goes to his room (but not before accidentally snapping at ed) to calm down. memories ensue then ed comes in and cuddles <3

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    Ed was no stranger to being taken by flights of fancy, bolts of fascination that would strike from a clear blue sky and give him a new obsession. Stede Bonnet was a bolt from the blue that had struck Ed, less like lightning and more like the concentrated power of a perfect sunny day condensed down into one bright smile.

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    He tugged at the hem, chewing on his lip. Subtle didn’t seem to be getting the message across, so maybe it was time for something a bit more direct. Yeah, they’d changed in front of each other before, but that was changing and they’d hardly been paying that much attention. Or he hadn’t, anyway, not with gorgeous silk in his hands.
    Fuck’s sake, they were co-captains now, weren’t they?

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    //Takes place in the Blowing Up Toads universe but all you need to know is its a modern teenage AU. They're 13 in this one. Think of this as a prequel.//
    Happy new year,' said Stede quietly. Outside, fireworks exploded and he found that from the safety of his bedroom he could tolerate the noise.
    'Happy new year,' said Lucius.
    They broke apart and Stede helped Lucius up, fished a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his face with it, then offered it to Lucius.
    'Is kissing always this messy?'
    'I dunno.'

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