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    I desperately need more "Martin paints Jon's nails" content, so I made my own.

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    Ok, so, maybe Martin lied a little too well on his CV. It's not like he expected to become Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, though! Nor did he expect to fall for two of his assistants, have to stop those assistants from getting themselves killed for the sake of not ending the world, develop powers alongside them, or have to find a way to prevent the apocalypse... Lying gets you nowhere, kids, remember that.

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    It's the 17th of October, 2018.

    There's a concert in the town nearest to Jon and Martin's safe-house, and Martin has been invited by an unassuming stranger. Together, they decide to risk it, bottle up their fear and enjoy some music.

    It does not go as expected, but it may not be an entirely wasted chance.

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    (Inspired by Ketakoshka's Monster Jon series)
    Jon loves Knowing things, but he wants to Understand. Understand his friends, the world and most of all himself. Its a bit hard, being just as much a child of the Beholding as of his human parents.

     

    (Aka Jon is a monster boi who literally just wants to help his friends happy and also mess with Elias, oh and also maybe become romantically involved with his cute archival assistant who he Knows isn't as human as he thinks.)

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    "When the world actually ended, Carlos barely noticed. Night Vale was already so weird that, scientifically, very little about Night Vale changed. The only noticeable difference was the large tower, a panopticon in the otherwise empty desert."

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    it's tim time: okay so I’ve been thinking

    sasha! at the disco: was it hard?

    it's tim time: stfu sasha this is serious

    Or, an alternate universe where nothing bad happens because they have a group chat and so they communicate. And pine desperately for each other. And pull pranks on Elias. And light things on fire. And send memes. You know, normal human group chat stuff.

    Title from Alphabet Boy by Melanie Martinez

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    He thinks they’re dating. He’s pretty sure. It’s been about a month now, and the amount of sex has been equally proportional to the time they’ve spent simply talking, eating takeout, or taking advantage of one of Tim’s streaming subscriptions on Jon’s more comfortable couch. That was the plan for tonight, anyway. And if they’re dating, Jon feels somewhat comfortable asking for this kind of favor.

     

     

    If they’re not, then, at the very least, this ought to clear things up.

     

    Jon asks Tim for a helping hand. Things escalate.

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    Their friendship started very slow, very delicate. Tim took extra care to get Jon to open up to him, and he's proud of what he's done... But, he can't help but want more. Jon's just... so pretty, dammit. It's unfair, but he tries to bite his tongue and swallow his yearning for the sake of their friendship; some Jon is better than none. Besides, he has a reputation to maintain: Tim the player, the Casanova, sleeping around and never, ever catching feelings, never settling... Jon makes him want to stop everything and hunker down if he asked.

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    Jonathan Sims Can't Take Care Of Himself: Upton House Edition

    Feat. one very stressed Archivist, Martin Blackwood as his beautiful self, a creepy spider lady, and a brief appearance by our king, Mikaele Salesa.

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    It's a about being afraid of not having enough time, which seemed appropriate. These are the scenes, the books and beauty they never really had time for.

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    adventures in dress-up, etc.

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    Jon, Martin, and Gerry escape to Scotland after killing Elias and stopping the apocalypse.

    Some stories about their lives in Scotland, where Jon becomes a teacher, and other shenanigans happen.

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    Martin cared, but he also didn't. He wanted to care, but he wasn't sure how it was supposed to feel. So, he experimented. He figured it out, eventually, a script. A way to be aggressively kind.

    (Or; a low-empathy autistic Martin throughout different points of the series. Inspired by tumblr.)

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    stoked added Jon Sims
    Jon Sims: I KNEW it was you in my office Tim

    stoked: i have no idea what ur talking about boss

    stoked: this chat is purely motivated by work

    stoked: im offended

    Sash: yeah jon don’t accuse him like that

    Martea: This is just a normal group chat, no reason to think otherwise

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    In other words - how the Archives gang having a group chat to hate on Douchard would have solved (almost) every problem in the podcast.

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    Jon's allowed this now. He's allowed to watch and he's allowed to touch and he's allowed to want. He's just not sure he knows how

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    What’s that old saying? You can take the Archivist out of the apocalypse and back to 2016 where he has to come face to face with every mistake he’s made and every regret he’s ever had, but you can’t take the apocalypse out of the Archivist.
     
    Or, after saving the world, Jon has a chance to go back and do it all again.

    Title from when the party’s over by Bille Eilish

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    jon, and jon's hair, over the years leading up to the apocalypse.

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    In September of 2016, a man named Jonathan Sims came to give a statement at the Magnus Institute.

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    Gerard Keay is 10 years old the very first time he tries to run away from home, right around the time that Jonathan Sims has just come into possession of his first Leitner.

    Or: One dropped stone can change the way the whole ocean moves.

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    There was never going to be a happy ending, and both Jon and Martin have always known this. It just so happens that Jon /will/ have a chance to make things right.

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