19 Works in Austin Powers (Movies)

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    The year is 1968 and the planet of Earth now knows for certain that they are not alone in the universe. After being victorious in 'Nam, the United States and its allies, alongside all other nations on Earth, unite for the common good in order to prevent the Sith from conquering the Sol System.

    Will the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and the Warsaw Pact be able to put aside their differences in a detente to protect the planet they call home?

    Or will Earth fall due to the concurrent and seemingly endless Cold War?

    What about officially joining the Galactic Republic? Will the nation-states form a New World Order and also relinquish their primitive social views in the eyes of the Galaxy in addition to their sovereignty? And allow the Republic and the Jedi Order to have jurisdiction over their planet as well?

    Or will there be an alternate path for Earth? One in which the different social norms and sovereignty are preserved?

    *Be advised that this story is a co-written project with OfficerDonNZ, BraveSeeker3, Mandalore the Freedom, PaladinDelta, and JSailer on Fanfiction.net and you will see some of their characters in the story as well as my own creations. The story is also posted there.*

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    Everyone is enjoying Christmas and exchanging gifts! Everyone except for Scott... When Austin goes to talk to his nephew can he really help him or is he just going to get made fun of by the angsty villain?

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    Austin invited Brock back to his hotel room but he couldn't have possibly expected what was about to happen...

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    this time on the revengers spike bebop saves gnomez from adams family from dr evil WILL HE DO IT

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    At the end of the Mask, hot outlaw Dorian Tyrell is unaccounted for-- we know he is flushed beneath the Coco Bongo by The Mask, but we are never shown what this Underworld looks like. At the end of the Austin Powers trilogy, he is fully cemented as a mere figment of popular culture: transitive, liminal, purposeless. And though Jim Carrey does get his own "mojo" by the end of the Mask, I don't buy it. How can a loser like that, who can't even talk to Cameron Diaz like a human being, get mojo from turning into the Horny Wolf of old cartoons?
    Since I have to do all the goddamn heavy lifting around here, Baby, I'm going to be the man to answer these loose ends. Well come, traveler. Well come.

    "If you listen to this whilst eating a hot dog you will be happy." - The Local Hamburger Guy

    "Baba?" - My friend's kid

    "You should pursue a PhD program." - My TA, but not about this.

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    Number 2 and Scott fool around while discussing 2's long-lasting crush on Dr. Evil. It's just as awkward as it sounds. Also, there's a lot of filthy bangin' here, sorry.

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    Season One of Game of Mass Destruction. The famous robot slaying show created by President Joker.

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    The crossover no one asked for and no one wanted. Hopefully the tags don't give away too many spoilers. This is a work for those who love Star Wars, Austin Powers, and very small dogs.

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    In this alternate universe, Austin Powers is captured by villain Megamind. How will Megamind punish this hero?

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    It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot. / Yes, we knew all along, sadly. (How Basil found out *that* Vanesssa was a fembot.)
    [Note: from the UsingEnglish site -- "If promotion or success requires replacing somebody, then it can only be reached 'by dead men's shoes' by getting rid of them."]

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    Once you go robot, you never go no-bot.

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    WHO LOVES THE DOCTOR THE BEST?

    Four women have been called by three Doctors to the Death Zone in Gallifrey. The first woman is the beautiful blonde beauty Rose Tyler, the 19-year-old working class shop assistant from London. Surely she loves the Doctor the best--they shared a kiss inside his Tardis to get rid of the Bad Wolf meme! And she traveled between parallel worlds to see him again. There's no question Rose loves the Doctor, right?

    But wait! Steven Moffat never liked Rose shippers. After all, he introduced Madame de Pompadour to the show. Wikipedia says that she actually was a real person, but I don't believe that. So, after "The Girl in the Fireplace," Moffat wanted an original character to spite Rose shippers further. Enter River Song, who could be, like, my grandmother.

    (CONTINUED IN NOTES)

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    The diary of a dimwitted lair assistant at Dr. Evil's Nevada residence displays the inner workings of the evil underbelly (or in her mind, the secret Beanie Baby factory.)

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    I feel ridiculous making a new work for these podfics I recorded that are under a couple of minutes long, so I'm posting them all together:

    Three May Keep A Secret (Mad Men/The Man From U.N.C.L.E.) by inmyriadbits: "We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the Secret sits in the middle and knows." -Robert Frost

    Pun In The Sun (Primeval/CSI:Miami) by inmyriadbits: After the New Dawn fiasco, the ARC team does a lot of liasing.

    Guidance (Austin Powers/Alias) by spatz: "Hello, Mr. Lee. I am Dr. Evil, your academic advisor. This is only a temporary situation until I begin my plan to take over the world, so sit down."

    OTR (Sports Night) by inmyriadbits: Esther started buying CDs after Isaac's stroke.

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    "Hello, Mr. Lee. I am Dr. Evil, your academic advisor. This is only a temporary situation until I begin my plan to take over the world, so sit down."

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    Scott Evil and Lex Luthor in a Canadian shack.

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    Austin wants to swing, Scott is pissed.

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