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Rita swallowed, curled her hand into a fist, and rapped on the door. “Mistah Steel. Come on.” Her voice shook like the tinny sound rattled, but there was nothing else. “Mistah Steel?” Nothing.
Enough of this; she knew something was wrong. In fact, if she was half as smart as she thought, she knew exactly what was wrong. And she wasn’t gonna leave her sulky boss alone if there was even a slim chance that he was hurt as much as he might be.
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Juno relapses into an old habit that’s painful in more ways than one. Rita and Nureyev help him through it (and Vespa, debatably).
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On Top of the World by hopeless_eccentric for Black_market_orchids_and_books
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
02 Mar 2021
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Juno spent a lot of time regretting his past choices, from piercings he and Mick got after losing a bet to Sasha to the kind of things that kept him up at night. If he was being honest with himself, he hadn’t really expected today to bring any more. The crew’s outing to a local fair on a nearby planet was meant to be a brief and relaxing getaway without much time or space for things to go wrong.
Hindsight was the kind of vision that was clearest from the top of an unmoving ferris wheel.
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The final cornerstone of Peter Nureyev's emotional barricade crumbles. He and Juno deal with the consequences.
Featuring other such tragedies as: champagne (wasted), canapés (untouched), and the debtor system on Brahma.
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Exactly what it says on the tin. This is a collection of chat fics, fic ideas, twit fics and ficlets that may never become anything more but that I keep thinking about.
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TPP's Valentine's Exchange: Cassrita for Opaldawn
Cass and Rita first meet years ago and reunite again after the carte blanche breaks Cass out of prison. Has there always been something else to their friendship?
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It's All Fun And Games (Until Someone Gets Caught) by elledritchhorror
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
14 Feb 2021
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Rita can do a lot of things, but she's no card shark. Yet. If only there were someone who could teach her to be good at cards. Someone she lived with perhaps. Someone who might be beginning to trust her. If only.
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If Juno had to guess, a crew of six who made their livelihoods escaping was not the target audience for an escape room, let alone one themed around the concept of a bank heist.
AKA the crew does an escape room feat. team building, self discovery, and potentially a minor concussion
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The set is beautiful, a mixed-marvel of artistry, engineering and design. Rings to sit on the first and third section of each finger, a porcelain plate against the back of the hand. Gold fans up the elbows and comes together in a starburst of a collar, the crew keeps it in the dining hall for a while.
A study of Peter Nureyev's relationship with the crew and with beauty.
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Nureyev does not believe in a god, but it would be funnier, he thinks, if there was one. Not for the redemption. Simply because, at least, then there would be someone to amuse with the show of a life he is putting on.
In which the Carte Blanche has submarine lights and Peter Nureyev is more traumatized than he wants to think.
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A few days have passed since that moment, not nearly enough to stop my treacherous mind from digging it out of its file, studying it like I’d study a potential target. I squint through the darkness of the night and the haze of my memory in an attempt to recall the expression on Juno’s face. What I come up with, time and time again, is star-struck. His lips slightly agape, his posture open, vulnerable. It’d be ridiculously easy to push him over and watch him shatter on the floor like an expensive vase. I know what I saw, and yet I still find myself thinking back, looking for more.
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In her grief and despair and rage, Sarah looked at her son and said, I hope frost takes root in your bones.
Vignettes from a world where a curse leaves you unable to feel warmth, a thief is both a man and a dragon, and love is sunlight on frostbitten hands.
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Juno has to keep his little daughter entertained on a slow day out in space.
This was an anniversary present for my wonderful girlfriend @alittlebitoftheuniverse so why not check out some of her fics!
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The push is just as gentle as it was before, her hold is laughably weak, and Juno still can’t break it. He’s too tired in seconds, and it’s a grim reminder of why they’re here. He eases back into the bed, and when he looks up at her again, the fear he’s trying to push under something else - anything else - is still shining through. “What happened?”
“It’s your blood.”
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. Sometimes, there are no other options.
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The Carte Blanche Crew enjoy a day of casual crime.
Or, this would be the case if they could get their shit together for once. Shenanigans ensue, Nureyev worries needlessly, and together, they come up with an unnecessarily convoluted solution to their issue.
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The gun in her hands must have looked exactly like the gun in his, steady and shiny and sure. The light tearing through the room. The curtains closed, no blood. One moment her hand was in the bag and the next it was glittering like a miniature sun. Pick a moon, any moon, and say it looked like that.
After he loses his brother, Juno careens through everything he has left.
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Juno Steel and the Scourge of the Holiday Sale by bluemoodblue
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
25 Dec 2020
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He can feel the eyes in the room on them both while he sets the plate and mug down on the table and Rita bounces in place. “And this is... more important than your birthday?” Nureyev ventures after a moment, and Juno struggles to find an explanation that will... well, explain any of it.
“Charlie’s this really big chili pepper mascot thing,” he manages, and he knows he’s failed to explain anything by the slow rise of Nureyev’s brow.
“And we gotta shoot him!” Rita’s screech is at least as urgent as if she were actively under attack.
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Juno and Rita went to one of Valles Vicky's infamous parties for a case late Saturday night. Early Sunday morning, Juno wakes surrounded by the dead, somehow having survived the vampire attack. But the problems aren't over yet, the vampires still lurk in the mansion and he and an infected Rita must work with the strange, unallied vampire Rex Glass to get out. After that, their next stop is the nearest Coldtown, a closed off city full of vampires. What could go wrong?
aka a Coldest Girl in Coldtown AU (though no knowledge of the book is needed) featuring art from the amazingly talented Lyz!! Updating Saturdays (mostly).
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Juno had known Nureyev long enough to know that their mission, entering a party and ingratiating themselves to the wealthy host, was the least of his problems. Once Peter swallowed his pride and went over to talk to him, Juno knew the mission would be completed in a heartbeat. Nureyev was charming and charismatic and a breath of fresh air in any crowd.
Rather, the issue lay in the cargo shorts.
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Space Western by hopeless_eccentric for adverbialstarlight
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
12 Dec 2020
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Nureyev, or Ransom, as he was currently known, was the kind of man who never felt more alive than with a great expanse of desert before him and a great expanse of sky above, each whizzing their way alongside him as gunfire clanged and crashed and screamed in his ears.
AKA Remember how in the music video for old town road lil nas x falls out of a time travel portal and into the modern day? that was my (free!) commission prompt for @adverbialstarlight on tumblr. i took some liberties with the meaning of "modern." i hope you all like cowboys on spaceships, because this is about to get interesting
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don't want to open that can of openers by adverbialstarlight
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
12 Dec 2020
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Five times Peter Nureyev couldn't use the can opener and one time he didn't have to.
aka Peter fights a can opener. that's literally it.