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And All That Road Going by callmelyss, GenerallyHuxurious (GallifreyanOmnishambles)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Dec 2018
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Kylo regards the pair of them. Phasma’s pale hair haloes her paler face; Hux’s eyes are dark, unfathomable in the shadows. The city’s lights glitter behind them, beckoning them all back, but neither spares a glance that way, at that luminous oasis. They’re both looking at him, expectant, and at the road ahead. And it would be much easier to do this alone; he didn’t want to involve other people, least of all two strangers he’s just met.
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Kylo Ren, AKA Ben Solo, the son of a prominent California Senator and a mechanic, flees his past and the authorities, trying to leave both behind in the Nevada desert.
Along the way, he picks up a cynical waitress and a sharp-tongued con artist in need of their own new beginnings. Together, in his father's '77 Plymouth Voyager, they find more than the road between the edge lines.
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I thought I'd only see you in my dreams by thegirlwhodreamtofthetardis
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2018
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The Doctor wasn't in the best position he'd ever been in. It definitely wasn't the worst, maybe third worst, not counting that time with the Sycorax on Arcadis or that time where he got all the blood sucked out of him in a hospital on the moon and died. It had started such a normal day too. Well, normal for him anyway.
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Jungkook is a young werewolf that is willing to do anything to win Taehyung's heart, like pretending to be a dog.
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Basically, Jay feels guilty and apologizes to Nya and gets a hug from both her and Kai. Suddenly, he realizes that he may not just like Nya.
I dunno, that's the best I got. This ain't creative, I just wanted fluff.
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Men Cut From The Same Cloth: The Yakuza and the District Cop by Storiesarelife1903
Fandoms: Gintama
18 Dec 2018
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The shower of rain was never enough to shed the blood covering his clothes, and the clothes were never enough to cover the demon crawling on his back, latching on with leaching teeth and razor claws.
Gintoki clutched his sword in hand, staring up at the grey shower falling rapidly from the sky with an unreadable expression. But it was easy to predict the stone-cold colour and the lifelessness floating within them. Hijikata stared at his back, still, grasping his gun tightly without the will to speak.
Together, their thoughts were a blank page - unready to be filled with mixed emotions and the pain of wondering whether they could look each other in the eye again.
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I would paint the ambivalence in my chest black and white by hawkatie
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF
18 Dec 2018
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He swallowed through the stone in his throat and smiled back at Javier.
“I should go.” He all but whispered and put his mask back on, which caused Javier to move his hand from his neck to his arm.
“Yuzuru-”
“It’s okay, I understand. I have to go, my mom is waiting for me.” He bowed his head in parting and left Javier in the sprinkling snow.
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Or: Yuzuru pines so hard he almost becomes a tree. -
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Christmas closes in and so, it's the time of year for everyone to gather their friends and family around the fire for a good long day of festivities. But before that, there's still an entire month to last.
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- Part 4 of Life Goes On (Post GX Canon)
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Explosion! Magical Girl ★ Katsuki by zuccin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Dec 2018
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Bakugou Katsuki is a normal high schooler. Or was, at least. After helping a strange cat and defeating a gross sludge, he gains the power to protect his town from awful monsters. Now, he needs to learn how to live his double life, both as a magical "girl" and as a student, also deal with that strange masked man, Tuxedo Shouto, and his annoying childhood friend, Izuku.
Hey, it's not easy being a magical girl, alright? -
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After her old life as a low-class weakling and two different kinds of butcher were put to a decisive and final end along with the rest of her people, Son Gine's only remaining hope is to live out her remaining days and see her baby boy Kaka- er, that is, Son Goku grow up.
But within the two of them still lives a warrior's pride, no matter what form it takes or how she tries to deny it, and maybe that will make all the difference in the end.
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you: was this all some elaborate scheme to get my number
stranger: perhaps
you: im
you: okay
you: +82-1-xxx-xxxx
Or; a woochan text fic bc there's lowkey none of them
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Windenburg and Forgotten Hollow have it so easy with all their premade houses and established families. But in a desperate world of empty lots, one man tries to put Newcrest on the map. Hmm? Yes, we KNOW it's technically "on the map." We meant in the figurative sense, and--oh, just read the story! Please? It has vampires! Vampires are cool... right?
Note: This is a combination format of written Sim-fic and comic pages. Hope you enjoy!
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While patrolling the castle one evening Hermione runs into a certain someone or rather falls over a certain someone. A rather odd someone in fact, who is in need of a little help.
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Who knew an eerie Winter's night could result in nights upon nights of being cuddled by Cardinal Copia?
aka the time Copia discovered that his ghouls are just teddy bears from hell- Language:
- English
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- 3,201
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 47
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"If you want to look at a sexy ass - hey Jaehyun - you should look at mine. Besides, he’s married since like 3 years so you should give up on that one, slut."
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the one where koreas most capable lawyers can't seem to figure out that Jaehyun and Taeyong are married to eachother. and alot of swearing.
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Dragon among humans by Rathaloshunter16
Fandoms: Legend of Spyro, Star Wars - All Media Types, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Kingdom Hearts, Batman: The Animated Series
18 Dec 2018
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A dragon is not slave. - Daenerys Targaryen.
Never laugh at live dragons. - J.R.R. Tolkien.
Speak politely to an enraged dragon. - J.R.R. Tolkien.
The brave men did not kill dragons. Brave men rode them. - Game of thrones.- Language:
- English
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- 31,540
- Chapters:
- 36/?
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Show Me How to Lie by Mullk6
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, One Piece
18 Dec 2018
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Spade doesn't know his name. All he knows is his chest hurts, he hates fire, and his arms are empty.
He's not sure he wants to know all he's forgotten.
The heroes don't know what to do about this strange Villain that mostly does dine-and-dashes rather than actual damage.Series
- Part 6 of You ain't never read a fic like this
- Part 1 of Amnesiac Hero
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“Samurayların ülkesi. Bizim dünyamızın en son böyle adlandırılmasının üzerinden uzun zaman ge-”
“KAPA ÇENENİ SHİNPACHİ!”
Shinpachi’yi yumruklayan Kagura seğiren gözlerle tekrardan çiçeklerle süslenmiş sandalyeye oturdu. Başına böyle bir şey gelebileceğini hayatta tahmin edemezdi. Kagura önce üzerindeki gelinliğe, sonra da her zaman giydiği üniformasının renkerinde bir takım elbiseyle yanında oturan çocuğa baktı. -
Nakiri Azami and the 12 Days of Christmas by BestGrell for Okinomz
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
18 Dec 2018
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`Headmaster Nakiri Azami is not one to have the Christmas spirit. However, when his niece suddenly assembles a killer choir of Christmas carolers, will he be able to resist joining in? And what of Hayama Akira, the turncoat ninth seat? Will his view of Christmas change? Join pretty much all the SNS characters in this holiday low-key crack fic, featuring slight RyoAli and TsuRindou!
Dedicated to the awesome commenter that gave me so much motivation last year! Merry Christmas!
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How long can a Promise be held to be fulfilled when nobody would trust that you could, YinLing an Angel born with Natural Black Wings and the Sole Ferryman of the Soul to the Angelic Realm, befriended Yàdāng and Xiàwá the Two Great Angels, Especially Xiàwá. Xiàwá who loves humans the most made him Promise to protect Humanity on her last breath. But with Danger Lurking in every corner, can YinLing keep his Promise? Or not?
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University students by day and subpar superheros by night. Trying to balance your social life, academic life, love life, and hero life was far from easy. Especially when everyone was constantly being kept up all night by villains. Even trying to go to a party was out of question. Things would probably get even more complicated If they found out their best friends happened to be the villains keeping them up late.
(Half of seventeen are heroes and half are villains, they're all friends in university yet don't know eachothers real identities.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,490
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 15
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- 151