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Firestar is content in life with his mate, but something is missing. He wants a family, a family with kits. How hard could it be to start a family as two toms?
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What if Luffy had another older 'brother' besides Sabo and Ace, one who followed him on his journey to be pirate King? Between Monkey D Luffy and Serpens D Kaos, the Grand Line (and the Marines) won't know what hit them. Mutli pairings in future as well as extra crewmates.
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Lucifer and Sandalphon spend some time with their son, and casually fail at parenthood.
(Title subject to change)
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The Homeless Demigod Club by dragontooth52
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
26 May 2018
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After running away from foster care yet another time, Leo finds himself sheltering from the storm outside in a drain in Boston. All great, right? Well, until some idiot decided to jump right into Leo's life (somewhat literally) then everything goes down the drain. (Hahaha, I'm not funny.)
Basically three homeless demigods meet in a Boston drain and things only go south from there.
Takes place after PJO but before HOO and MC.
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Like Water Bleeding Fire by Adel Mortescryche (Mortescryche) for Lemon_Dropz
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
26 May 2018
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There he’d been, innocently picking his way through the new ship that had been sinking to the bottom of the sea bed, when he’d heard the most angelic voice reverberating through the water. It had distracted Yuuri from his own singing, and had drawn him upwards in a stupor, barely avoiding the denser wood and bodies sinking deeper. And when he finally reached the surface, half-lit by the pale light of the Tide Mother, it was to find his idol seated high on a rock formation sticking out of the water.
He’d drifted closer and closer, agape, not registering that he’d automatically started humming along with Victor’s words until the older merman had broken off with a start.
Their eyes had met for a split second before Yuuri dived away with a shriek, tail powerfully propelling him downwards faster than even Victor’s inherited deep sea strength could catch up to.
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It's hard enough, falling in love with your idol without somehow being roped into piracy, of all things. Yuuri always has to have it tough, doesn't he.
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Cheesy, self-indulgent and completely unnecessary sequel to "There, Naruto, we fixed it" everyone asked for.
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....there is actually something left for Naruto to fix.
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- Part 2 of It's a new day
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Thy Kingdom Come by acupoftaeandcookie
Fandoms: Super Junior, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2018
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Hyukjae was a successful doctor living in Seoul. Unknown to most, he was trying to bury his past with work. And it seemed to be effective.
Until he met an unusual patient that changed his life forever.
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Rising star actor, Marco Newgate, and the darling of the music industry, Spade, are just friends. Good friends who met in the most awkward of circumstances, and hold great respect for each other’s craft. Okay, a whole lot deal of great respect, and there might be a shade of crush here and there, but it’s a celebrity crush and that’s all there is to it.
At least, that's what they kept saying. The whole world sure doesn't buy it one bit.
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Tasting the Jungcock by Baywyn
Fandoms: K-pop, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, GOT7, Monsta X (Band)
26 May 2018
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Hi, this is the first time I've tried writing anything in years. It's basically Jungkook porn. Also, it's probably pretty bad. #selfpromotion But go ahead, read this
artfully craftedporn I've written. I also spelled Jungkook as Jeongkook. Shout at me for that. This was originally meant to be 3 chapters.About the plot: Jeongkook takes a great many dicks up the anus and enjoys the act of doing so. He plays video-games and really wants to get fisted but it never happens. Then there's Taehyung. Namjoon and worldwide-handsome Jin make a cameo appearance.
Jackson also gets introduced, for variety.
He enjoys the act of putting things up other people's asses, who'd have guessed. He also smokes weed and has an great, husky voice.Hoseok is a practical sex-therapist. He offers couple's-therapy too.
The author apologises for the plot taking up time between the sex-scenes.
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We Can Steal The Night, We Can Love The Stars by Pariscores
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
26 May 2018
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Across multiple planets, galaxies, universes, their destinies intertwine.
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Alfonse finally has a chance to shine in the latest Tempest Trials team!
....but it comes with a price.
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Danny and Rusty, as told through food.
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Don We Now Our Strange Apparel by nolandsman
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
26 May 2018
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"Join the Gerudo army," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. "It pays well and there are benefits," they said.
But they failed to mention the absurdity of the uniforms.
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One oh-so-smart kidnapper going by the username Darla, check.
Six of Park Jimin's dumb friends, check.Oh, and let's not forget. One missing Park Jimin, check.
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Jimin goes missing, and six of his friends are invited to a chat suspiciously named Finding Jimin where right off the bat, they are confronted with Jimin's mysterious kidnapper - Darla. There, they are met with a task: a game, where they are supposed to find the reason why their friend was kidnapped, with Jimin's life being at stake.
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"Y-you think I wanted this? To fall in love with him? Why would I want to do that to myself?! God, he feels like fresh oxygen in my lungs and -- and he's what keeps my heart beating! Fuck it all, how I wished I never met him. Because now I feel -- alive again and you're taking that from me! You're taking my entire world away!"
Pidge's shocked expression flattens into something like guilt, yet apathetic.
"I can't take him away if he was never yours."
Voltron University for the Performing Arts! A prestigious school filled with mature adults that can totally manage themselves.
That's pretty much what the brochure says. In reality, it's a damn movie.
Keith is bullied on a regular basis. Bullying is an operative word, considering he actually does retort. Nevertheless, he's constantly bothered because of a mistake he made a year ago.
His only friends are Pidge -- a girl constantly nonplussed by his faults -- and his brother Shiro -- a man too kind for his own good.
Keith truly believes that his college career will stay the same until he graduates.
That is, until Lance shows up. Hell turns into heaven and night becomes day.
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The End of the F×××ing Eddsworld by Jaspyr, MaxAtCultCamp69
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
26 May 2018
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"Sometimes everything is suddenly very simple, like everything just shifts in a moment. You step out of your body, out of your life. You step out and see where you are very clearly. You see yourself and think 'fuck this shit.'"
It's three in the morning and Tom just agreed to go on a road trip with a communist. Maybe it's because he hates himself, or maybe he thinks everyone would do better with him gone, either way he never signed up for this shit.
This was heavily inspired by the Netflix series "The End of the Fxxxking World." I suck at summaries, but if you know the show at all then you should know that this is going to be angsty. And smut.
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Collection of one shots that were originally posted to FFN years ago. All infused with humor and parody!
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Saeran Oneshots by space trash (JourneysBeginning)
Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)
26 May 2018
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A bunch of Saeran drabbles. Re-vamped and cross-posted from my Tumblr, saey-bae. Angst, fluff, humour.
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Saeran’s hand reaches out of its own accord and grazes over your cheek, brows creasing.He doesn’t quite understand you.
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“Are you eating the cupcakes I prepared for the RFA meeting tomorrow?”Saeran slowly lowers the pretty pink cupcake wrapper from his mouth and chews the cake he had just popped in, licking the frosting off his lips. Without breaking eye contact, he subtly pushes aside the large pile of cupcake wrappers and the cupcake platter. “No.”
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Saeran scowls slightly, though the expression is marred by the rush of pink that rises in his cheeks; suddenly, his aura isn’t so much commanding as it is pouty. It’s rare for him to act like a spoiled child, but your boyfriend does have tendencies to glare at you while reluctantly asking for the cutest things.Series
- Part 1 of Mysme Oneshots
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What ever happened to happy endings?
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- Part 1 of What Ever Happened to Happy Endings?
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