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    “As I was saying, Campo Fet was started up like 20 years ago as a part summer camp, part sex-ed, part fetish work shop two week long escape into nature. The three branches, Ca(m)po Fet, Campo (F)et, and C(a)mpo Fet were all formed at the same time for different genders and arrangements. As you may have guessed by the nearly predominant selection of strapping young men arranged around you, this is Ca(m)po Fet. Basically means lots of gay sex. Any questi-”

    Or, welcome to my anonymous self-indulgent kink au where the summer of 2020 is a-ok and people think it's a good idea to send teens to summer sex camps.

    Also, please please read the tags as I spent alot of time writing them. Also there's no non-con in here because I don't like it, but there's plenty of other debauchery shit.

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    Rising star actor, Marco Newgate, and the darling of the music industry, Spade, are just friends. Good friends who met in the most awkward of circumstances, and hold great respect for each other’s craft. Okay, a whole lot deal of great respect, and there might be a shade of crush here and there, but it’s a celebrity crush and that’s all there is to it.

    At least, that's what they kept saying. The whole world sure doesn't buy it one bit.

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    - It was for the best. He was saved once already. He got to meet his favorite hero. Now, his burnt notes felt like a heavy weight in his backpack. He gripped one strap as he chewed his bottom lip. Midoriya remembered his mother’s tears. He really must be useless to worry her so much. To make Kacchan so mad at him. To hear those words from All Might… He squeezed his eyes shut, and… he jumped.

    Cold, freezing numbness surrounded him. He thought it would have hurt more, like one solid punch as he hit the concrete. Then, he opened his eyes. A quiet “Huh ?” escaped his lips as he found himself partially encased in what looked like a glacier jutting out from the ground.

    “What were you thinking?” a scolding voice questioned. Midoriya turned towards the sound, his eyes landing on a boy, about his age, half white hair, half red, with an equally red scar covering his eye. -

     

    An AU in which All Might safely disposed of the weird goo villain, Bakugou was never attacked, and a quirkless Midoriya jumped off his middle school roof. Luckily, there was a soon-to-be hero in training there to save him. ;) Or, the one where Midoriya gets into Yuuei as a Support Hero.

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    18/?
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    A silly little set of Ba'al ficlets - pairings are Ba'al/mirror, Ba'al/wall, Ba'al/everyone and Ba'al/Ba'al. Absurd and entirely intended that way.

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    mentally disturbed llama has changed the chat name to #chaosingbinisoverparty

     

    The Boomer

    wait let me find my loona fancam

    tokoyami

    I hate you

     

    mentally disturbed llama has changed tokoyami's name to cancelled

     

    cancelled

    Chan

    Stop This Abuse

     

    // alternatively
    a group chat with 9 university boys who just want some friends. chaos, burning buildings, cancel culture, funerals, weebing out and a whole lot of gay panic ensue.
    we blame father chan.

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    Once upon a time… there were two kingdoms.

    Once upon a time, they had been one, united by a wise queen and a kind king, which changed when their sons came into power.

    Once upon a time, there were two brothers who disagreed on many things, so the court agreed to separate the one kingdom into two equal ones for each of the sons.

    Once upon a time... there was the Eastern Kingdom was ruled by Remus with the assistance of his advisor and caretaker Janus.

    In the West, Roman ruled over the western portion with the aid of his parental nursemaid-like figure who takes care of Roman and the rest of the castle (and in some ways, kingdom), Patton, and his calculating advisor/tutor Logan who maintained a regulated and constant prosperity through well done laws.

    They both ruled well, though differently, and collaborated often despite their many squabbles over the years in honor of their late parents.

    And Roman was happy.

    Or at the very least… as happy as he’d ever been.

    But things change, don't they? People enter your life, and introduce you to something you'd never known you needed.
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    UPDATES EACH MORNING BEFORE NOON EST

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    A drinking contest that led to life-changing decisions being made.

    (Or Gintoki learns to never let his so-called friends join him for drinks ever again.)

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    Evan Buckley created "Firehouse 118 + Athena & Karen"

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    Sir I am blind: anyway Norton, how did you even get his number

    Magnets, in my bloodstream, more likely than you think: well how’d you think, I asked him for it

    Sir I am blind: oh

    Sir I am blind: I’m sorry but I don’t believe you

    What if Aesop, Eli, Naib and Norton had a group chat jk jk,,,,,unless

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    Wei Ying remembers falling and a voice.

    “The price of seeing the future

     

    Is the ability to see the present”

     

    ...
    Or, another time travel-fix it where Wei Ying is given another chance to change destinies; but nothing comes free.

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    "What—oh, oh no, I’m so sorry!" Kai squeaked in panic, grabbing the handle of his backpack and sliding it down the table so that it landed not so nicely on the floor.

    Then, both boys watched in slow motion as Kai's coffee cup toppled from side to side before it leaned too far towards his seatmate, and it was tipping over, the hot liquid contents spilling out—

    —right onto the purple-haired boy's computer.

    Kai gasped, getting a hand on either side of the laptop, lifting it up, but it was too late. The coffee had gotten past the keys and the screen was now blinking, steam beginning to rise from the keyboard.

    "Oh my god.” he screeched.

    (Kai felt as if he was watching a horror movie. But no, this was his life.)

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    All in text form.
    It all starts when Kihyun chokes out a dude at a bar. There's a lot of other dudes after that, and also police stations, life discoveries, existential crisis and of course, amidst other shenanigans, the love story of the century.

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    The Trickster won a game rigged against him. The odds were zero in his favour and yet he still won, but the cost of such a victory is hollow.

    The Phantom Thieves fell in the final battle against Yaldabaoth leaving Joker the only one remaining. He won, but in the end even that was not enough. Mementos and reality has fused together and mankind is gone.

    After seeing the outcome of the Trickster winning a rigged game, Lavenza and Igor give Akira another chance to avert ruin, another chance at happiness, only this time in a different reality. In this reality it’s up to Akira to rig the game in the Trickster’s favour.

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    Seokjin sprays Yoongi with mold killer.

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    The “mature” Economics teacher, Higashikata Josuke, is offered a position to teach at a Tokyo high school, which is attended by his edgy 17-year-old nephew, Kujo Jotaro. How will the infamous delinquent seduce his sexy uncle?

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    Boone doesn't talk much.
    It's what he intentionally leaves unsaid that reminds her they're only human.

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    Transmigration has always been a process in which a person always passes, either upon death or for various reasons, a transmigration in an alternative world or appearing in an existing history. In special cases, more than one person or two children can reach the same story; But ... What if a whole family transmigrates into the same junk novel?
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    Shen Yuan transmigrates with his family ... chaos breaks out.

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    “Why, look what the cat dragged in.” She held out her hand.
    Clyde looked a bit confused. He took her hand and shook it.
    “Hello, Miss. You my tutor?” His voice was deep and rich. He had that West Virginia Boone County born and bred accent.
    “I swear to God, Clyde Logan, if you don’t say hi to me properly, then we are going to have a problem.” She grinned and put her hands on her hips. “Or don’t you remember me, you devil. I am Rey Jayla Jackson from Scott High.”

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    Adam jumped up. “I’m not that. I’m not. I am neurotypical.” He walked to the door and looked outside. “Where are they?” He opened the door, then shut it again. He slapped the glass and jiggled the handle. Then he shook his hand up and down quickly as he walked back to the chair...
    Adam collapsed in a chair and put his head down into his hands. He rubbed his face and rocked slightly. Rey had seen this behavior before in neurodiverse people when they got overwhelmed or anxious. Adam was having a panic attack.
    Rey moved closer to him. Maybe she could help calm him using techniques she used with her brother.
    First, connection. Slow and steady. Second, no stimulation. Keep it quiet, keep it small. Third, remember, he can’t hear you right now, she said to herself. He’s dissociating. He’s protecting himself. He needs to be grounded. Many neurodiverse people had grounding plans, but if Adam considered himself neurotypical, he likely had nothing in place to help him.

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    The boys play F, Marry or Kill late at night and it leads to some unexpected (but not unwelcome) revelations.

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