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Date Night (Tradução) by O meu país é o que o mar não quer (HannibalCatharsis)
Fandoms: Banana Fish (Anime & Manga)
18 May 2021
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Shorter pede ajuda a Ash para conquistar o coração de uma rapariga. Não o devia ter feito.
Só dois adolescentes parvos a serem amigos idiotas e a esquecerem toda a merda das suas vidas.
- Language:
- Português europeu
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- 1,545
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- 1/1
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when your soulmate touches you, it leaves a mark. and the first time they do touch you, it doesn't wear off for days. sebastian debeste has never had a mark left on him before - and though he can't figure out whether that's a blessing or a curse, it doesn't last for long.
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- English
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- 5,816
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Heaven's Wrath by Enma_Eden
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 May 2021
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A short headcanon featuring Archangel!Yuuki with his annoying as hell boys.
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- Part 65 of My Jujutsu Kaisen Headcanons and Short Porns
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- English
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- 1,535
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Just Chatting (and trying not to give myself away) by AlpineFresh
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
18 May 2021
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Ranboo has been added to INMATES- It’s just school, you muffinheads o-O
Ranboo: Hello?
WIFEHAVER: ELLO RANBOOB I HABE ADDE D YOU TO OUR POGGERS GROUP CHAT
Ranboo: what is this??
Ranboo’s name has been changed to RANBOOB
(Also known as a chat-fic that isn't entirely a chat-fic because I physically can't stop myself from writing actual scenes)
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a romance is impossible when both parties are emotionally constipated fools by The_Consulting_Werewolf
Fandoms: Gintama
18 May 2021
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Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Toushiro are good men, strong fighters and have a solid moral compass (most of the times).
However, Gintoki rather fight Hedoro and Toushiro rather drink ketchup than deal with whatever the fuck they have going on. -
The World Is Ugly (but you're beautiful to me) by ChihiroSaysHi
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
18 May 2021
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Reki Kyan did not trust anyone, his entire life he'd feared the world and hid parts of himself he considered shameful. His presentation as a male omega was a frowned upon rarity. Society discriminated against omegas and had driven their presence in society to near extinction with mass infanticide and maltreatment, leaving many omegas to not survive past childhood. It was a cruel reality. His own mother was a gentle soul who didn't harbor such hatred for omega children raising him even after finding out his presentation even going against his fathers demands of an abortion. He was the only son his mother ever produced leaving his father angry at the lack of a male alpha heir.
Reki had pressure on his shoulders. Not only was he the oldest child but also the only boy. He had the responsibility to become a provider, that was traditionally an alpha males. Reki had always passed for a beta with the help of suppressants and other dodgy drugs, he hid his omega dynamic not only from shame but also to protect himself.
A teenager teetering to young adult with a lot of crushing expectations.. He found relief in his best friend Langa and skating.
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La bibliothèque aux mille livres. by AngelicaR2
Fandoms: The Pillars of the Earth (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (TV)
18 May 2021
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[Multifandom] : Recueil de textes écrits pour le calendrier de prompts d’avril de Bibliothèque de Fictions.
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“Your main objective is to complete your tasks as Tartaglia, code name: Childe.”
“So I get to be a villain this time? Cool!”
“Please be serious, user.”
Ajax just laughed.-or-
Ajax, a user of EXPact emulator, was always given the role of a happy go lucky main character or a kind of important side character so he was excited at getting a villain role. Unfortunately, the Genshin Impact story he knows is different from the one he is experiencing, especially the people within.
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Chapter 4. The Diamond In The Rough! by YukimiSou25
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
18 May 2021
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My take on Chapter 4. The Tactician of Hot Sands from Twisted Wonderland.
Yuu and Grimm were left by Crowley once again to attend to themselves during the cold winter holiday break. But, what fate had in their sleeve? Another trouble as always, in the land of summer and sand. Escaping the coldness, Yuu became aware of something sinister was going on. And learning something about a part of him….
That might belong in this world?....
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- Part 6 of Twisted Wonderland: Our Own Tales
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you're my golden hour by skyestiel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2021
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“You’re hilarious,” Zizhen manages between gasps for breath. “How long have you been dating?”
The front seat goes deathly silent. Huaisang’s mind erupts with static and the sound of blood pounding in his ears. A glance in Jiang Cheng’s direction confirms he isn’t faring any better. He’s currently white-knuckling the steering wheel.
Huaisang answers eloquently, “Uh.”
And Jiang Cheng swoops in. “We’re not dating.”
or: When Jiang Cheng agreed to drive his long-standing rival, Nie Huaisang, home for his birthday, he never could've imagined the trip would go like this. My piece for SangCheng Week 2021!
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It is a six of crows gc fic.
What do you want me to say? -
Taking Out The Trash by LowRezDiavolo, Onyon for LowRezDiavolo
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 May 2021
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Everything changed in 04.2001
Italy's drug trade stopped completely in a few months, only to be replaced by other, perhaps worse, branches of the black market. The Special Units Team and Assasination Squad became barely a memory in the mids of those, who joined Passione before Don Giovanna, and stayed after the teen took over. There isn't many of them, for many were against his new rules, and all of them were killed immediately. Those who stayed quiet about their dislike for the new Boss continue their full of fear silence, as they recall the times before the children took over.
Some still remember the assasins and the elite, of course. They left a mark in Passione's history that no one could ever erase, not even the new bosses' closest subordinates, who work very hard on erasing the traces of previous Passione.
But no one remembers the previous Boss that everyone feared as much, as they now fear Giovanna. After all, how can you remember someone who never existed at all?Not for long though. In no time, the world will heard of Diavolo again, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of JoJo Side Character Appreciation
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With the invasion now over, Border begins it's B-Rank Wars. With that going on, personal and general problems start to arise.
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- Part 4 of SS and Side Stories
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The Weekends Are Blissfully Silent by Bet_on_black, Yanana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2021
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Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.
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The Darkness Before Dawn by PsycheStellata707
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2021
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Wei Ying remembers falling and a voice.
“The price of seeing the future
Is the ability to see the present”
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Or, another time travel-fix it where Wei Ying is given another chance to change destinies; but nothing comes free. -
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“Put me in Gryffindor,” Sirius told the Hat.
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Long fic of Sirius' years at Hogwarts, dealing with his blood-supremacist family, a brewing war, and some not-so-platonic feelings for one Remus Lupin.
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In this house we don't support jkr or any terfs
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Mrs. Hudson has decided that enough is enough. She has hinted, suggested, dropped innuendo after innuendo, but her two tenants are impossibly stubborn. Well, that is about to end.
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- Part 6 of [Podfic/TTS Podfics] Getting It Together
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- English
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- 15
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Bucky had a lot of guilt built inside him. The worst was when Tony Stark had died. Bucky wanted to apologize but the genius playboy philanthropist had died before he could apologize.
The most shocking thing was that Tony Stark came back from the dead.
Bucky needed answers and so did Tony...
But most importantly... How will Bucky hide this from the others?
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We Have the Meats-cute by NaomiGnome
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
18 May 2021
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"We don't serve Happy Meals here," Brienne supplied in her kindest customer service voice, "We are an Arby's."
Brienne works at an Arby's. She has to train the newest crew member, Jaime Hill.
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Crossover AU where Luffy sneaks out a box of explosives (thinking it was food) but accidentally drops it into Orochimaru's hideout and thus destroying Danzo's pre-ordered Sharingan arm along with Orochimaru's reputation as a fearsome Sannin.
Both universes had been completely altered because Luffy had done a... 'Luffy'.
'Why, this is great!' You might say. But there's just one thing: Orochimaru plus Luffy...
"Shut it and stick it in ya arse, you horse-fucking, leech faced pervert," Ace sneered and Sabo, in a moment of insanity, did a double-take, looking hurriedly at Luffy's wide eyed stare.
"Ace!" Sabo admonished, horrified. "Don't use that language around Luffy!"
"How dare you! Ace, was it? Ace-kun-"
"Ew, don't call me that. Pedo!""Well," The Sannin absolutely did not stomp his foot. "Listen here, you little brat: in the name of science, you can't name me a 'pedo' just for wanted Luffy-kun's body-"
Sabo shrieked.
(Orochimaru doesn't know why his perfectly fine situation suddenly got fucked side-ways and upside down. Obviously, he hadn't met Luffy before.)