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collection of Chillumi drabbles (100-word stories) that randomly popped up in my head while playing Genshin. Come and click this if you want a nice cute quick read.
*Some might contain in-game quest spoilers
*read chapter summaries for the drabble settingSeries
- Part 1 of The Jar of Stars
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The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy 2: Turf Wars by Woweebro
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 Mar 2024
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Following his victory over J, N has had a peaceful few weeks for him and his two girlboss teammates to relax and formulate a plan to stop the Solver and its spread.
But, as worker drones begin to mysteriously drop dead across the city, the trio unveil something concerning: There are three murder drone squads that have entered the city, and they are not meant to be there. Filled with a collection of colorful and weird personalities and abilities, one sticks out for his immense ego and hatred towards N, for some reason. I guess N might had looked at him wrong or something.
As chaos ensues over the rights for the remaining territory with a sizable worker population, a morose and guilty J is convinced by her human companion to set things on the right track with N, leading to the most unstable and messy teamup of history in the face of overwhelming odds.
With 9 murder drones on the hunt, an old f̶̧͠r̶͚͋ḯ̶̪ë̸̪́n̴̘͗d̶͖̑ carving her way through N and V, and a truce that could break at any moment, N's got his work cut out for him.
Good thing he has a crazy psycho friend, an angsty goth crush, and his own contained rage to help him through. Those 9 drones don't know who they've just provoked.Series
- Part 2 of The Fury Of A Wholesome Killer Boy
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After being bitten by an infected, Chelsey Edwards finds herself stumbling through the sewers only to be set upon by a Burster. Right as it gains on her someone in a gas mask saves her and brings her into his home.
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Young Naruto Uzumaki found a much needed mentor in one Itachi Uchiha. The kind teen had taken her under his wing and showed her the ropes When it came to her shinobi training.
She thought he'd be someone she could always rely on, a constant she could fall back on when needed.
Too bad he decided to kill his entire clan, minus his little brother, and force her to fight him before He fled the village.
Now she was stuck with an implanted eye she never asked for and all the problems that came with it.
Maybe that dumb kitsune was right. Uchiha's are nothing but trouble...
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Hanker Sore
adj. finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off.
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Husk eyed Angel up and down before finally setting on rolling his golden irises, his claws passively picking at the dried blood.
“Get out of my bar, Angel.”, the cat demon waved a dismissive hand at the spider, tone much more playful than Angel would have expected, considering the state of the cat.
“Well I was just leaving, but now that you want me to, I think I’ll stick around.”, Angel spoke back happily, taking an over-the-top sip of his drink, watching Husk grimace lightly at the concoction the arachnid made.
It was definitely too sweet, but Angel wouldn’t admit the fact to the cat. Husk must’ve been able to tell as much by glance alone- who wouldn’t be into a man who was perceptive AND good at his job?
“Fine, suit yourself, brat.”
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In which Angel is so down bad it’s kind of embarrassing. Good thing it’s reciprocated. (A lot of pining, basically)
Now with wonderful art from Kaki in chapter 3!
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Do you have the time to listen to me whine? by SpookyColt
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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“Did you k—” He heaves, almost choking on a sudden breath. The movement of his lips causes the crust of dried blood in the corner of his mouth to crack. “Did you know that t–the NSA and Pentagram banned Furbies? They were seen as a security risk because they thought the Furbies could record conversations. Like spies.”
Rosie, shoulders hunched, drenched in his blood, and needle in hand, paused in her stitching. She looked up at him, her expression exhausted. “Alastor, honey, you’re literally bleeding to death.”
“I’ve experimented with this rumor myself with a 1998 Witch’s Cat I found in a dumpster. I’ve been secretly placing him in Husker’s room, but so far, no leads. All I’ve gained is Husker screaming at me after he caught me once.”
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Alastor forcing everyone to listen to him talk about his hyperfixations through any means necessary.
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Ito by peekamatcha
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Mar 2024
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You, a former sorcerer now working as a university lecturer, were hoping to maintain your distance with the sorcerer world for an eternity to come. However, with the reappearance of an upperclassmen from a decade ago, you are forced to go on a journey which you would rather sit out of. But somebody must save humanity from the impending apocalypse and apparently the job falls on the shoulders of you two.
It would have been alright had he not been everything you didn’t want to be reminded of. And the sacrifices to be made may be more than what had been bargained for.
[[All rights of JJK belong to Gege Akutami and Shounen Jump]]
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It's Summer Vacation and Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny can't spend it at their respective houses. Their parents were nice enough to set up a summer house plan for the four to stay at. What will happen between the four males while living in the same house during their summer vacation?
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One-way Trip to Another World by Gore_Hound
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Mar 2024
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Despite himself, Shinsou panicked, quickly shifting his stance and placing a hand on his capture weapon, ready to dip and bail the hell out of here.
Before the pink haired guy could open his mouth, Shinsou took that opportunity to speak through the lapse of silence. "Who are you?"
"Oh! I'm Itadori Yuuji, who—" he froze, his smile collapsing into a blank face.
The other two behind Itadori immediately looked alert, staring wide-eyed at their friend before turning to look warily at him.
Or, Hitoshi Shinsou gets dropped kicked into JJK due to a quirk mishap with a supposedly one way dimensional trip. (BNHA x JJK)
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- Part 1 of Fandom x Fandom
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himsagi: you guys know that I’m bi right?
richhh: bipolar??
magician: no, a bitch
himsagi: 😐😐😐ALTERNATIVELY:
Reo's harem this, Isagi's harem that... What about Ness' harem❓❗kuroness week day 6: mutual pining
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- Part 6 of KuroNess Week 2023!
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The Shibu-Kru Chronicles by SonikkuGirl8
Fandoms: Persona 5, Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You, Genei Ibun Roku #FE | Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, Jet Set Radio, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
19 Mar 2024
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Itsuki: But what are we gonna do if something is wrong?
Ren: Figure it out as we go along, I guess?
Itsuki: Y’know, as much as I hate that answer, that’s really the only choice we’ve got at the moment, huh? =.=’
Ren: Welcome to my persona-l hell.
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A morally ambiguous 'AI' traps a phantom thief, a graffiti artist, a soft boy, and an emo into a chat app and forces them to interact.
This is the result.
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- Part 1 of The Shibu-Kru Chronicles
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Fear of fear.. dread, Is it a disguise for pain? by astro_skies
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Mar 2024
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Roier is content; he likes the University he goes to, plays football for them, he has the bestest best friend ever and gets to live with her, and he's blessed every weekday with the sight of his really hot goth classmate he totally does not drool on the floor for.
So, imagine what it's like when his average life is interrupted during his school's orientation all because of a god damn spider bite.
OR: Roier is the new vigilante in town and gets a little curious in things he probably shouldn't stick his nose into but does anyways unveiling secrets that leave him questioning how much he really knows about those around him.
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They say most good things come in threes. Like the three stray cats that like to roam around Minho's little cottage. Or the three birds that built their nests up on his roof, waking him each morning with a song.
Three is also the number of weeks Han Jisung claims is all it takes for him to break apart any relationship. Not if Minho can help it.(or: Minho is the god of love and Han has messed with him one too many times)
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The ghost latched his jaws around Ranboo's forearm. Ranboo yelped, trying in vain to shake him off.
"We should probably do something," Tubbo deduced.
"Looking strong, Phantom!" Tommy called unhelpfully.
Ranboo flipped him off.
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or: the epic sequel to my ranboo is danny phantom fic
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- Part 2 of Ranboo Phantom
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Anonymous caller (WHO ARE YOU?) by NatsukisCupcake1273
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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Izuku calls a random number as a last resort and a chaotic friendship is created between him and Aizawa.
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Izuku calls a random number as a last resort leading to mic and him terrorizing Aizawa.
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Izuku is riding on the toxic gossip train :(
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The day everything went to hell by Blinking231
Fandoms: 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul
19 Mar 2024
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It was a normal breakfast at the Eckhart duchy. That is, until some dude in glasses showed up with a crying bastard, dragging a random woman by the hair and claiming to be Penelope's sibling, and that Penelope wasn't even Penelope but, she somehow still was.
Or... Cha Siyeon/Penelope Eckhart has to deal with her siblings, all of her siblings, at once.
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Mingyu has his 2.0 vision to thank for spotting that angel with the tattoo on his back.
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Dear Diary,
It is a new year, and Lando gave me the same Christmas gift as last year. At this point, I think it is a recycled gift. Anyway, I loved to write a diary last year, and another year wouldn't hurt anyone, right?
With love,
To Lando’s recycled giftOr;
Max writes a diary again. This time it is for fun
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- Part 4 of Dear Diary
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It Was Only A Kiss by paper_loving
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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Katsuki kisses Izuku at a party and wants to pretend it never happened. But then Deku pretends it never happened and, well, what the hell is that about, huh?!
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Scout, Sniper, and Spy end up on a trip to ma's.
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