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    "One day...I'll be so powerful that you're going to do whatever I say." Matt informed his friends. Adam and Shiro groaned from the bed.

    "How...Did...You...Get...In...My...Apartment?!" Adam screamed, voice slightly muffled by the pillow.

    "At three in the morning," Shiro added with a yawn "Also, you can't just walk into people's room while their sleeping and announce that stuff, Matt. It's weird."

    "I just thought you guys should know." Matt shrugged.

    Or

    Matt knows all of Adam and Shiro's dirty secrets. He's not afraid to use them.

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    ‘Detroit’s one and only Savant School. We all know about it. Supposedly, it reserves itself for the brightest minds of our generation, giving us the ability to explore the things that fascinate us in ways no school has ever attempted before. Supposedly, only the most intelligent, hardworking students even get a chance to be placed inside its walls.

    That’s what everybody thinks, right? We’re all perfect examples for the world to follow, scholars and geniuses that can do no wrong. We’re all Einstein on the inside, just minus the partying and prostitutes. Androids, really. Robots that never fail and never disappoint the world around them.

    I can’t speak for anybody else, but when I say it’s not true in the slightest, I mean it.

    There’s a darkness in our hearts.'

     
    (AKA the college/Riverdale-esque AU nobody asked for)
    (fic title from the song Critical Mistakes by 888)

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    AFTERMATH:
    The consequences or aftereffects of a significant unpleasant event.
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    Tom knows that nothing lasts forever, but it still surprised him. How he knows so little about the people he’s close to, how broken he really is, and how everything can change in a snap.
    Tord isn’t someone he would usually call a friend, but trauma brings people together, or so he’s told. The truth is, everything is much more complicated than that, as it always is.

    Decisions, decisions. Hard to make, but always easy to see the consequences of.

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    Steve Rogers is dared to send a dick pic to a blog which critiques dick pics (run by none other than Bucky Barnes). Hilarity ensues.

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    4
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    Rising star actor, Marco Newgate, and the darling of the music industry, Spade, are just friends. Good friends who met in the most awkward of circumstances, and hold great respect for each other’s craft. Okay, a whole lot deal of great respect, and there might be a shade of crush here and there, but it’s a celebrity crush and that’s all there is to it.

    At least, that's what they kept saying. The whole world sure doesn't buy it one bit.

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    14/?
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    Draco Malfoy has a knack for saving Ginny Weasley's life.

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    Jisoo doesn’t mind working for the most narcissistic, most egotistical, most hard-headed boss in the history of bosses.

    It’s not that he finds it easy to put up with the childish behavior of Jeonghan, just that the job pays extremely well and he’s been there for seven years; the routine is comfortable, expected, and above all, safe.

    But the pressure of being the perfect secretary to the perfect man is demanding and Jisoo finds himself constantly stressed, overworked, and underappreciated.

    So he decides to quit. He’s got a lot of money saved, so why not use it to travel, to find himself, to find his life?

    It sounds amazing but when Jeonghan calls Jisoo “babe” as a joke during an event, the press makes sure that the whole nation of the Republic of South Korea hears it as, “Yoon Jeonghan, vice president and future CEO of SVT Industries, is getting married to longtime secretary, Hong Jisoo.”

    So much for Jisoo’s plan.

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    Viktor Nikiforov has been broken for 9 years.
    Yuuri has been slightly less broken for just as long.
    Yuri is not quite broken yet, but he's getting close.

    This is the story of how all of them find ways to heal themselves with the help of each other.

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    Class 1-A was a close-knitted group of friends. Though there was one student that stood out from the rest. While they're caught up in villain attacks and trying to discover more about the determined student, a dangerous force lurks in the shadows.

    Midoriya had switched sides. He now lived with the villains he considered his friends, helping them achieve their shared goal: Proving that the world was wrong about them. A bunch of "Useless" villains. Midoriya had big things planned, and with his brain, he might be able to surpass both All Might and All for One.

    Alternatively: Follow the League of Villains as they have fun, mess up and try again. Morale in the bar was high, due to Midoriya's optimism - even though his busy schedule made that difficult. And then there was also serious stuff including murder, but most importantly, they had a group chat and karaoke nights.

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    Based on the Prompt: Someone you know barges through your front door and says: "Whatever happens, whoever comes knocking, I've been here for at least an hour."

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    A collection of unconnected drabbles and ficlets to help fill the Steve/Scott/X void.

    Tags updated as needed. Each piece is individually rated.

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    5/?
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    After the untimely demise of their last chat, Kaede decides to start a new one!

    It's just as disastrous as the last one but hey! At least they're all alive.

     

    For now, at least.

     

    (Just kidding guys please don't kill me)

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    53/?
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    Magnus drunk texted a stranger instead of his best friend. Acquaintanceship happen and just maybe, this stranger could turn out to be exactly what he needed.

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    A fun little story about the most unsuccessful fairy in existence, trying to take on one Eren Jäger.

    Levi might hate his job, but there really isn't much you can do, when a few wishing wells and a shooting star are involved. Too bad, that Eren doesn't seem to have much interest in his fated match, but Levi isn't one to give up easily. He's going to get the man laid, or he goes down swinging - after all, a whole arsenal of poisoned apples, magical mirrors and pixie wands must be good for something, right? Right?!

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    My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. - ???

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    Han Jisung had a pretty normal life. He always knew he was a little bit different, but chose to pretend otherwise and hide in plain sight.
    He likes to keep to himself, and gets along with almost anybody.
    Until one day, an obnoxious new neighbor moves into the apartment next door.
    His life was never the same after that.

    In other words: this is a stray kids secret agent au, everyone has supernatural abilities, they are slightly aged up with occupations, everyone is kickass, and other kpop idols will make an appearance because im multifandom and proud.

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    11/?
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    After being revived from the Reaper’s Game, Sora finds himself in a foreign world without his memories.

    Despite being banished to the darkness once more, Vanitas finds himself in foreign world without any orders or sense of purpose.

    And when the amnesiac and psychopath meet? Yeah, it’s pretty much a Disaster Waiting To Happen™.

    However, along the wayward adventures of finding the way back home, from Traverse Town to the Land of Departure, the two of them realize how much in common they have, and how they want things to be better.

    ~

    Canon-compliant, set after KH3.

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    Peter makes an Instagram account for his alter ego. People start thinking him and Harley are dating, which is a problem because they actually are dating and secret identities are a thing that exist. Working Title: Peter’s Identity Crisis

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    Nothing is worse than the feeling of a forgotten love tugging weakly at your memories, begging to be remembered.

    With Iidabashi coming into public school for the first time in his along with stepping out of his shell, love was the least of his worries.
    That is, until some bitch ass gremlin decides to forcibly pave his own path into his well designed life plan. Thanks, purple haired boy who’s name is currently unknown.

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    12,586
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    10/?
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    58
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    10
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    Shen Yuan justed wanted to read some fan-fiction. But apprently that wasn't what the cosmos had in store for him.

    [In which someone wrote an AU that explained the original Shen Qingqiu's backstory and gave him a harem for some reason.]

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    1/?
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    71
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    8
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