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    Life is like a labyrinth.

    There are some twists and turns, and some occasion more than one dead end.

    But once you get to the heart...you might find someone that is willing to stand by you.

    And not only that, they would be more than willing to see if you both can find the light at the end of the tunnel.

     

    This is the married life of Theseus and his minotaur husband.

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    When Hades asks Achilles to raise his infant son, Achilles refuses without thinking, as the idea of raising a child without Patroclus is too painful to contemplate. As it turns out, his mindless refusal of the God of the Underworld changed his fate for the better.

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    A new soul arrives in Elysium that is unlike the other shades--he is no warrior, no hero: just a shepherd from Lerna. Prosymnus and Dionysus' story takes both Elysium and Olympus by storm, as raunchy as it is romantic. Fig wood and skilled artisans are suddenly in high demand above and below the earth.

    Or: Theseus commissions a dildo

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    When it became clear he couldn't escape the human's arms yet again, his passion bled away, leaving him limp and pathetic there, pressed into the sand. The human released him; he cannot say how long after, as this is when his memory begins to crumble into fragments.

    He thinks...he thinks the human wasn't pleased. It spoke to itself, walked around him and he didn't listen to its words.

    Then the human...grabbed him? Pulled him. And he hadn't fought. He hadn't listened, either--he should have listened; it could have been explaining things. He could have listened, and learned what it said to bargain for his passage onto the ferryman's boat.

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    The Bull of Minos is brought to Elysium by his murderer and begins the long trial of acclimating to an afterlife as one of the exalted; a great oddity among great men.

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    “Lord Zeus, I call upon you!”

    ...Wait, Zeus?

    But Zagreus already has Zeus's Aid on his side. Surely the Gods of Olympus cannot double-book themselves.

    The moment is tense. Usually, this would be when Theseus surges with power and becomes invulnerable for a short while, as he barrages Zagreus with an assault from the god of his choosing. In this case, Zeus, apparently.

    Yet today, it does not come.

    Theseus calls for the almighty Zeus and his call is left unanswered.

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    King Theseus finds that the daemon prince and the Minotaur stir something within him that he wishes could remain long buried. But the past refuses to stay in the past.

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    Theseus, haunted by the actions of the Minotaur before it was slain, seeks out the creature in Erebus in order to tie up the loose ends. He gets more than he bargained for: a conversation, a partner, a companion.

    (The story from life to afterlife of how Theseus and Asterius became partners.)

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    Hermes is a personal trainer looking for more work. Charon is a mysterious gym owner. They find that they have more in common than a penchant for lunch breaks in the smoking area.

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    “Raise your foul weapons and fight me!”

    “Why do I even bother?” he hears him say. A sigh, and then the daemon lowers his weapon fully to his side. “Theseus, I know where Asterius is.”

    At that, Theseus—in the middle of prepping another toss of his spear—freezes.

    “Speak those words again.”

    “Well, I don’t know exactly where he is, but I’ve been everywhere throughout my father’s realm, so I have an idea where he might be held.”

    “So you lie!” Theseus cries, aghast.

    Or: Asterius is taken by Hades as punishment for Theseus' inability to defeat Zagreus. Zagreus feels guilty that he's caused the shades around him so much pain, but he's unwilling to give up on his quest. Instead, he suggests they find Asterius together. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Theseus insists that Asterius is such an incredible lover that it has rendered him speechless and mindless. Asterius refutes that initial claim, but decides to go ahead and earn the praise anyways.

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    they defeated zagreus at a hefty cost, but asterius is sure to cheer up the king

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    The College AU absolutely no one asked for with a splash of found family, baby!

    Zagreus and Thanatos had a very messy falling out while in high school. What will he do when he accidentally runs into him on campus?

    Some chapters are short and some are longer than others. Early chapters are pretty short, sorry!

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    Asterius is as kind as he is strong, and he would never take advantage of Theseus in this way.

    Still, Theseus cannot help but imagine: what if he had?

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    Awkward conversations had about the champions’ love and sex life. The consequences of being very public, very famous figures, and of dealing with nosy gossips, both divine and dead.

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    Achilles is almost amused, “You must be truly desperate, to come to me for relationship advice.”

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    Achilles is roped into offering an utterly hopeless Zagreus relationship advice, and learns a thing or two about his relationship with Patroclus along the way.

    Remember: fear is for the weak.

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    Asterius loves Theseus
    Theseus does not love Asterius.
    Hanahaki and the Prince of the Underworld force Asterius to finally confront his feelings for his king.
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    Alternatively: Asterius has Hanahaki for Theseus, and Zagreus is a supportive wingman. Hypnos is just tired.

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    "It's just a bottle of nectar, right?" It's an... odd sort of chink in Achilles armor, but a chink nonetheless. And, absent any alternatives, it's the best choice that he has. "Just a... friendly bottle of nectar. What could possibly go wrong?"

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    Achilles is the Champion of Elysium, Theseus is Zagreus' trainor and mentor, and Zagreus is about to seduce his way out of Elysium--one bottle of nectar at a time.

    Oh, and maybe catch some feelings, along the way.

    If anyone asks, it was Theseus' idea.

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    And Asterius knew of Theseus’s lusts—  the man wasn’t exactly subtle about seeking out partners, nor was he subtle in his vocal enjoyment of being conquered in bed. (And, rarely, conquering as well. They had had a very strange one-sided conversation prior to the first consummation of their relationship in which Theseus had made extended, convoluted metaphors about cavalry and marine warfare that Asterius still does not quite understand.)

    It’s just that Asterius doesn’t always want to play the domineering conqueror. He had had a lifetime of violence before this, of fighting and domination and brute force. He’d had plenty of it in the afterlife, too.

    Now he would prefer—  and felt he deserved—  something gentler. Perhaps he would prefer to be taken care of, for once, laid back on soft pillows and tended to like the deserving creature he was.

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    Patroclus and Achilles are looking to celebrate their recent victory in the arena with a romantic outing; they are not the only ones feeling romantic in Elysium.

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    Theseus was sent into the labyrinth to kill a mindless beast, a monster--why could it speak? Ariadne says the beast has a name and Daedalus claims the thing he helped lock away was no monster. Theseus seeks out the minotaur called Asterius in the Underworld, with the help of the Stygian boatman--a monstrous being in his own right.

    Theseus learns to challenge his understanding of what a monster truly is and learns skills that were very elusive to him in life: empathy and patience. (Or, at least, empathy.)

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    Zagreus learns that certain Elysian shades have some very interesting hobbies involving erotic fiction, including Theseus himself.

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