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Supervisor Leonide is Objectively Attractive .ptp [Podfic] by blackglass for The_Onion
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
16 Mar 2024
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A podfic of Supervisor Leonide is Objectively Attractive .ptp by The_Onion.
“I was just making an objective observation.” I pulled up a compilation of my best footage and attached it to the feed. “She fits the criteria for what is deemed attractive by the media.”
“Oh, wow,” Ratthi was saying. “You got that together really fast.”/Another day fighting to save a colony from the corporate hold. Nothing to see here!
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I actually wanted to do a good job for once on this planetary survey, so I did a ton of preparation for every possible contingency. (And to cover for my various glitches.) But my extensive preparation was a total waste of effort.
Because the exact moment I actually went wrong was several hundred cycles ago when I became accursedly acquainted with one overpowered Asshole Research Transport and one bloodthirsty Chaotic Shit Unit.
This mess was inevitable.
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The NULLverse series is a comedy. Of errors.
This is a null!AU version of Network Effect. There is more divergence from canon than initially meets the eye.
Updates weekly.Series
- Part 17 of NULLverse: The Bot-Construct Disaster Squad
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I actually wanted to do a good job for once on this planetary survey, so I did a ton of preparation for every possible contingency. (And to cover for my various glitches.) But my extensive preparation was a total waste of effort.
Because the exact moment I actually went wrong was several hundred cycles ago when I became accursedly acquainted with one overpowered Asshole Research Transport and one bloodthirsty Chaotic Shit Unit.
This mess was inevitable.
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The NULLverse series is a comedy. Of errors.
This is a null!AU version of Network Effect. There is more divergence from canon than initially meets the eye.
Updates weekly.Series
- Part 16 of NULLverse: The Bot-Construct Disaster Squad
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Amena shows Three the beauty of music and it listens to some.
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haunted by actions i have hated. by thecranewives
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
28 Feb 2024
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A TV show hits a little too close for SecUnit.
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ART finishes coding an update to detect emotions in media. Murderbot has mixed feelings about this.
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ART feels as if it's been isolated for eons, suffering through the loneliness of being empty and uncrewed. Granted, its perception of time is much slower than a human's.
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A serial forces Murderbot to acknowledge a particular fear.
(For Febuwhump Day 16, "Came back wrong.")
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A Losing Battle by EdosianOrchids901 for Udaberri
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
15 Feb 2024
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After tangling with an unexpected monster on a space station, Murderbot needs repairs. ART has a few things to say about Murderbot’s reluctance to accept help.
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I wasn’t even supposed to be on this mission. ART wasn’t even supposed to be on this mission, but some incompetent solicitor at PUMNT signed a contract allowing 2 governed SecUnits aboard a teaching mission so the university "experts" had to join in.
Everything would have been fine if these SecUnits weren’t the absolute worst without the influence of the governor module. You’d think SecUnits who’d been working together this long would have less to fight about. I just wish they wouldn’t do it around the humans. -
Murderbot vs. Aromanticism (IT LOSES!) by catpeepeepoopoo
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
12 Feb 2024
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It was 1.7 minutes into ART’s (incorrect) rant, when it finished with, ...because you’re aromantic.
What? I paused. I had been using an absurd amount of concentration to ignore it, but whatever it just said had caught me so off-guard that I snapped back to attention. “‘Aromantic’? What the hell is that?” I said.
ART paused this time, much longer than I did. After about 3.8 seconds (which is a lot of time for a bot as advanced as it), it replied, ...It’s you, idiot.
Or, ART tells Murderbot about sexuality (or lack thereof). Murderbot is not happy about it.
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Gurathin and Murderbot both have a surprise for eachother. Shenanigans ensue.
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Risk Assessment: Too Damn High by Koschei_B for EdosianOrchids901
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
10 Feb 2024
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Murderbot looks for threats it cannot identify.
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Three thinks about how Murderbot 1.0 and Perihelion have been since the rescue.
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Hang In There by EdosianOrchids901 for taken_aback_by_Tuesdays
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Feb 2024
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After saving one of ART’s humans, Murderbot ends up hanging over the edge of a cliff. There’s no easy way to climb back up. Will ART’s suggestion for a way out actually work?
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PresAux’s cobbled-together documentary has been unthinkably shortlisted for Corporation Rim’s most esteemed media award. In the nerve-wracking cycles leading up to the final awarding ceremony, Murderbot grapples with the ✨experience✨ of having one’s passion project be acknowledged by the audience it explicitly critiques (and hate comments. Lots of them. ART, why the fuck are there so many of them?)
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No Humans Were Harmed by EdosianOrchids901 for ArtemisTheHuntress
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
03 Feb 2024
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While watching media, Murderbot has an unexpected emotion. ART tries to help it calm down.
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Murderbot plays matchmaker while on a mission to a corporate planet. Don't worry, its humans will thank it later.
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reasoning made lucid and cool by The_Onion for EauDePetrichor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2024
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Iris is guest-teaching a PUMNT course, so it makes sense for Murderbot to go as her security. Yes, ART is doing most of the job, and yes, they are making Murderbot take a class, but it's still only there for work. It thinks? What do you mean it has to do a group project.
"Really, the longer I stayed here, the more it seemed like this was all a ploy to force me into an education module."