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    The alarm rings and Loki groans, considers throwing it against the wall and breaking the damn thing. He doesn't though, just grabs it off of the nighttable and turns it off. Next to him, Bartleby looks over his shoulder where he's wrapped up in the covers he stole last night.

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    Shannon Hamilton reminisces.

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    takes place before Dogma, but after they’re thrown out of heaven. Wisconsin is one helluva place.

    disclaimer to prevent confusion: God will be referred to with whatever pronouns i feel like at the time of writing to reflect her status as a genderfluid nonbinary being

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    and a record of the things its easier not to speak about.

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    Banky ups Holden's ante by not just proposing a threesome, but for them to try and make a real relationship work.

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    “Hey. Paint my nails.”
    Dante turned from his place slumped at the register, the morning rush having left him drained and with that dumb look on his face. Confused yet too bored to be shocked.
    “What? What are you talking about?”
    "I said, paint my nails. There’s no one in right now, I’m bored and so are you. Get painting, Picasso.”

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    Loki wondered how they got here as he tried not to stare at Bartleby from where he stood at the stove, watching over a pot of noodles.

    After Dogma, Loki and Bartleby are humans and humans need food to survive. Bartleby gains weight. Loki decides he likes it.

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    Grant Hicks has never been afraid of the apocalypse.

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    Newly reinstated as an angel, Loki is sent on a mission by The Almighty. He has no idea he's about to come face to face with someone from his past that he has been missing.

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    You've let some really bad decisions into your life, but it's better than doing nothing

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    Bartleby and Loki begin a sexual relationship and Loki learns a few things about Bartleby.

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    Even though the rest of Randal was pale and distinctly mannish, his stupid mouth was always pink like a girl’s, a stupid soft pink girl-mouth surrounded by two days’ blonde beard growth.
    “Wake the fuck up, idiot,” Dante said, shoving his elbow into Randal’s side.

    ///

    Or: Dante considers his and Randal's place in the world, while Randal makes peace with Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.

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    Bonfire beach parties almost always mean Coors Banquets, movie banter, and cuddling in the ocean breeze.

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    It was a good night for Dante and his sort-of girlfriend, Bijou--er, Rhapsody. Things take a turn when it starts to get steamy in her bedroom, however.

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    Dante's just too fucking tired to be spontaneously producing words today

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    During a storm, the power goes out at the Quick Stop, but due to certain circumstances, Randal's got a lot on his mind and he doesn't want to go home just yet.

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    Dante has a shitty day at work.

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    "Well in a horror movie scenario, you're probably ten times more likely to die mid-blowjob," Randal grinned. "You wanna risk it, big boy?"

    Maybe scaring the ever-loving shit out of him was some kind of demented foreplay, in Randal’s world.

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    Randal really needs to check the video cases when his not-girlfriend girlfriend returns them to RST.

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    One way that fixes the cliffhanger of the series.

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