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    Aziraphale and Crowley find out there is apparently a massive plot threatening all of creation. With a bit of experience stopping the End of Everything, they set off to make sure nothing goes wrong. Which is a good thing, as no one told Bethany & Co what was really at stake. In the end, it takes all of them -- Bethany & Co and the Ineffable Husbands -- to fix this.

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    Bethany has the feeling, on and off, since they left the club with the shit demon, that they’re being watched. Oh, she knows that both Heaven and Hell are watching their actions pretty fucking closely, really, but it doesn’t feel like that.

     

    It’s like someone, maybe several someones, are following them, following her.

     

    She catches glimpses, sometimes. Of red hair, or a scowl, or white hair, or a cherubic face wreathed in disappointment.

     

    But it’s gone as quickly as it came and she’s left doubting if it ever happened.

    Language:
    English
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    10,374
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    13
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    Dante lands a job delivering pizzas at the Pepperoni Shed to fund dates with Caitlin. Randall lands a job washing dishes and says he needs money for a Playboy subscription, but probably he just wants to be around Dante.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    222
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    5
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    You all had heard the tale. Of how Loki and Bartleby were hunted to be stopped from going back to Heaven. Yet what if there was more to their story?
    What if they were given a second chance by god but under a lower title?
    I am Metatron the voice of God. And I will be telling you this tale.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Невилл отчаянно желает помочь Гарри, пытаясь изменить ход истории с помощью хроноворота, не подозревая, что тот сломан. Написано по заявке "Даркфик о том, как некто пытается исправить прошлое, но с каждым разом делает только хуже и хуже", а также по мотивам шикарного клипа Dalila: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5C-nyhFMDA

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    62
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    In London, there is a very particular Bookshop. It doesn't look like much. It's small and old and rather dusty. But it's there all the same and sometimes, it's even open.

     

     

    Every chapter, a different crossover fandom, just because :)

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    English
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    40,858
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    995
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
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    Yoongi wasn’t even supposed to be here today

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    English
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    6,219
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    197
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    Everyone notices that Dante takes too much Tylenol.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

    (story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)

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    English
    Words:
    48,963
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    The Traveler runs across an alternate means to move dimensions: The Quantum Mirror that SG-1 ran into. He uses it to only find himself cut off from God and all other universes and dimensions. This had to be fixed. This is going to be epic – Epic for being only a few chapters long anyway.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    28,768
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1282
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    It's been decades since you saw your demon lover, Azrael. Now that you've gained enough sway with the devil himself, you have arranged a visit to help satiate your appetites.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    233
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    Language:
    中文
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    设定:堕天使巴比特/堕落天使洛奇
    OOC都是我的。大概一开始想写曾经看到过的梗,关于拔翅膀的梗来着,不知道为什么就变成捅刀子的开车???

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    中文
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?

    No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.

    aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.

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    English
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    4,860
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    Alyssa Jones reunites with someone she used to know, before a phone call.

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    English
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    3,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
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    74
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    "You ever think about having kids?"
    "Sometimes."
    "With me?"
    "Randal, you ARE a kid."
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    Randal Graves should not be responsible for his own life, let alone someone else's. But he was bound to find himself in this situation someday—it just happened a lot sooner than he thought it would.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    a secret. a few kisses. a rowdy group of friends. a very relieved and very loving pair of boyfriends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Holden McNeil watches the last Star Wars prequel for the very first time and, as he does so, events from his past catch up with him … and his chase is finally over.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    i slept on my back in the shade of the meadowlark
    like a champion
    get drunk to get laid
    i take one more hit when you depart

    - no shade in the shadow of the cross, sufjan stevens

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    139
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    See, Randal liked to put thoughts in little boxes so they were tidy. He never opened the boxes, never looked inside. He'd let the thoughts rot if they could.

    Being gay was something he'd put in a box when he was pretty young. The idea of being in love with anyone was in a box. Being in love with Dante? Two boxes, at least. He never opened them, they never saw each other.

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    English
    Words:
    953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
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    randal takes a short break from being a sardonic slacker and happily does his friend a favor, not that dante'd remember much of it the next morning

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    216

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