17 Works in Asha Greyjoy/Qarl the Maid

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    “This week on Tears of Lys True Crime we’ll be covering a case as convoluted as it is disturbing. The last surviving son of an Ironborn politician seduced by an enigmatic stranger, a Northern teen who slipped through the cracks of social services into the hands of sex traffickers, a wedding, a window, a basement and a blog. This week we will be unpacking the horrifying case of Theon Greyjoy, Jeyne Poole and Ramsay Bolton. This week’s episode is sponsored by Highgarden Harvest Meal Planning, from the Jade Sea Juice Cleanse to the Dothraki Diet, summer bodies are made in the winter, use code TEARS-OF-LYS for 50% off your first order. Before we begin, this podcast covers disturbing real-life incidents. This case will feature graphic discussions of violence, including violence inflicted on a child and animal abuse. Listener discretion is advised.”

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    A fic about my favorite pairings going on adventures, they will die and im sorry

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    Asha Greyjoy seeks to strengthen the relationship and alliance between the Iron Islands and Houses Stark and Targaryen - through marriage. But the price of a princess is high, higher still as the Seven Kingdoms are struck by plague, politics, and the most dangerous enemy of all - love.

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    Temporarily on hold for ADD reasons

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    “We can't risk that. Do you see what I'm saying?” Jon finished, his brows knitted in concern.

    “Yeah, man.” Theon nodded. He was feeling more charitable after the meal. He eyed the man's well fitted black slacks. He clearly had a one note closet, but Theon didn't see a reason to complain.

    Jon sighed, his shoulders drifting down in relief. “Glad we got that settled.” He started the car. His eyes were firmly fixed on the road in front of them. “Where do you want me to drop you off?” he asked.

    “Shit, I just remembered.” Theon said, holding up a hand to stall him. “I can't drive, and my ride just bailed on me. Will you give me a ride to work tomorrow if I suck your dick again?”

    Jon stared at him, his eyes growing wider and his cheeks redder. “What did you say?”

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    A series of things that could've happened, that should've happened, that would've happened (some may still happen) ... but never came to pass

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    It's the local festival! Morris Dancers, food stands, and bands nobody's heard of are out in full force. Arya's here for a good time, but her frolics are being severely threatened by Sansa's insatiable desire to set her up with Gendry, when she's told her a bajillion times that he's just a mate. A stupid (handsome) stubborn (perfect) idiot of a mate.

    With the arrival of another Greyjoy posing something of a security risk, Asha and Brienne have got bigger fish to fry.

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    When you play the Game of Thrones.
    You win or you die.
    There is no middle ground.
    As the south continue to play the game; enemies of the crown are forging secret alliances, planning future battles and threatening to break the peace of the reign of King Rhaegar Targaryen while the North and the Wall faces an ancient threat.
    The armies of the dead from the North of the Wall are coming, taking and killing everything on it's path.
    At night only the wolf howls.
    A howl of warning.
    Warning that 'Winter is Coming'

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    Luego de transcurridas dos semanas, puedo expresarme con cabeza fría. El problema con el final de Game of Thrones, y no me refiero sólo a lo que hicieron con Jaime y Brienne, es que Dumb&Dumber (A.K.A. Wachu*), no tuvieron a alguien que les pusiera freno. Se les subieron los humos a la cabeza después de que les premiaran con un Emmy la barrabasada que hicieron con Dorne. Les pasó lo mismo que a George Lucas con las precuelas de Star Wars, a quien ni una sola persona tuvo el coraje de decir: "George, no. A nadie le va a gustar Jar-Jar Binks" o "George, hablar de como se mete la arena en todas partes no es romántico".... y todos sabemos que sucedió.

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    post-ADwD/pre-Greyjoy Rebellion
    half Alannys's memories of her late teens/early adulthood, half Asha bringing Theon and Jeyne back to Harlaw and everything that comes after that

    i haven't been on here in forever and im bad at describing skskskkss just read it

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    Robb does not send Theon to Pyke or marry Jeyne Westerling; instead, he marries Roslin Frey. Yoren returns Arya to Winterfell safely, where she learns that she is betrothed to Walder Frey. Meanwhile, the Others threaten the Wall while Daenerys, her dragons and her followers sail back to Pentos from Qarth.

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    Theon is glad to find himself the perfect flat. It's quiet, cheap, the furniture is great, and there's even a private access to the rooftop. The perfect piece of heaven to start rebuilding himself. So sad it all comes with a ghost!

    An adaptation of the movie "Just Like Heaven"

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    “Yeah, dad was a criminal.” Asha runs her hands through her hair, crumples a piece of paper on the table and throws it across the room in one graceful motion. “A criminal.” Her hand hovers mid-air for a moment, stretched out. The paper falls to the ground, bounces one and rolls to a stop. “Still... It’s weird, you know. Here we are, and then you have the Starks.”


    Asha and Theon talk about love, family, and it's safe to say that both of them get a surprise about the other along the way.

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    Asha Greyjoy was twelve years old when she began working in her family’s seafood joint.

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    People find out Theon Greyjoy is a porn star, a really fucking good one. Or, five times guys saw Theon Greyjoy's porn movie and one time it was a girl.
    Chapter 1 is Robert Baratheon.
    Chapter 2 is Jon Snow.
    Chapter 3 is Ned Stark.
    Chapter 4 is Balon Greyjoy.
    Chapter 5 is Robb Stark.
    Chapter 6 is Asha Greyjoy.
    Chapter 7, epilogue, is the twink himself - Theon fucking Greyjoy

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    Tris notices that no one is shaking like Qarl.

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    My own storyline after the 5th book of A Song of Ice and Fire. Less complicated than the original (and probably more predictable). Spoiler-alert! Only read if you read ADWD

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    “Drowned God be good,” Qarl said, “that's your brother in a dress right there!”

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