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    Meng Shi dies with her debt to the brothel unpaid, and the madam decides Meng Yao needs to work it off for her. Eight years later, Lan Xichen meets him at Koi Tower.

    Language:
    English
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    136
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    643
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    "Zewu-Jun. You once told me about a house surrounded by gentians, where you visited once a month, and how Lan Zhan still waited there, even when the door no longer opened."

    Xichen feels light-headed. He feels shocked, and angry. He has never told anyone such a thing, but Lan Zhan is giving Xichen a look of utter betrayal.

    "You told him?" Lan Zhan whispers. "When?"

    Wei Wuxian takes Lan Zhan's hand. "About twenty years from now."

    Wei Wuxian starts again from the beginning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    31/39
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    20182
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    "Zewu-Jun. Una vez me hablaste de una casa rodeada de gencianas, a la que solías ir una vez al mes, y de cómo Lan Zhan seguía esperando allí, incluso cuando la puerta ya no se abría".

    Xichen se siente mareado. Se siente conmocionado y molesto. Nunca le ha contado a nadie una cosa así, pero Lan Zhan le dirige a Xichen una mirada de total traición.

    "¿Se lo has dicho?" Lan Zhan susurra. "¿Cuándo?"

    Wei Wuxian toma la mano de Lan Zhan. "Dentro de unos veinte años en el futuro"

    Wei Wuxian comienza de nuevo desde el principio.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    10,603
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    596
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    Лань Сичэнь — гриб Энтолома хохстеттери (Entoloma hochstetteri). Мэн Яо — гриб Псилоцибе кубенси (Psilocybe cubensi).
    Они размножаются спорами, и у них милое грибное семейство.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    122
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    To avoid an arranged marriage, Lan Wangji places a curse on himself, one that can only be undone by his soulmate. He knows his family—particularly the elders—are upset about it, but Lan Wangji will not marry someone he does not love.

    Or, huli jing Lan Wangji curses himself to be trapped in his fox form until his soulmate comes along to free him. Enter, Wei Wuxian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    315
    Kudos:
    3860
    Bookmarks:
    1246
    Hits:
    32674
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    Fin whale Lan Xichen has a non-interference policy that he observes very carefully. Then he sees a whale shark and a blue whale calf, and suddenly he has to talk to them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    354
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    - Me preguntaba si quizas, te gustaria ser padre.

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    4,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    154
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    "I was wondering perhaps if you might like to be a father."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    467
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    Consequences were never really something Jin Zixuan had to worry about outside of Night-Hunting.

    Then the girl he loves (Whom he might have, sort of, accidentally-on-purpose publicly humiliated. More than once.) announces her new engagement. Before Zixuan could figure out how to get her to take him back without ever actually saying sorry.

    Lan Xichen is a dirty fiancé-stealer. How dare he.

    (That Zixuan had managed to get their engagement cancelled on purpose several years ago is irrelevant. He had dibs.)

    Now Zixuan must race against time to rescue his One True Love from a loveless marriage to someone who actually respects her. Somehow, he must convince Jiang Yanli that he's a much better choice than the Cultivation World's number one bachelor.

    Unfortunately for him, the lovely Jiang-guniang is not so eager to give up an equal partnership where she's treated with dignity and respect to go back to... well. To go back to whatever it is that Zixuan's been doing.

    (Horrifyingly, it's starting to seem like he might actually need to apologize.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    15,143
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    7191
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    "Zewu-Jun. You once told me about a house surrounded by gentians, where you visited once a month, and how Lan Zhan still waited there, even when the door no longer opened."

    Xichen feels light-headed. He feels shocked, and angry. He has never told anyone such a thing, but Lan Zhan is giving Xichen a look of utter betrayal.

    "You told him?" Lan Zhan whispers. "When?"

    Wei Wuxian takes Lan Zhan's hand. "About twenty years from now."

    Wei Wuxian starts again from the beginning.
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,688
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    636
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    12112
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    Do not trust carnivores, is among the teachings that Lan Qiren has done his best to instill in his nephews. He's known, always, that there would be something among his teachings that his nephews would one day choose to reject. He's simply never imagined it would be this one, so simple and fundamental that he had thought it was as beyond challenge as any teaching could possibly be.


    Featuring the Lans as addax antelopes, Meng Yao as a fennec fox, and Wei Wuxian as a Rüppell's fox.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1106
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    Lan Xichen is a Entoloma hochstetteri mushroom. Meng Yao is a Psilocybe cubensis mushroom.

    They reproduce by spores and have a cute mushroom family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    330
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    “I would like to give you my number so that you can call or text me, because I would like to date you,” says Lan Xichen.
    “And you…needed to break up with someone first?” Meng Yao guesses.
    "I needed to quit my job," Lan Xichen announces cheerfully.
    Meng Yao stares.


    Tremors harken an ending, and also a beginning.

    Or: Sex-favourable ace Lan Xichen and touch-avoidant ace Meng Yao fall in love at first sight. It works out very well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,507
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2422
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    Xichen knows the moment he hears the song.


    Xichen and A-Yao are a mated pair of tarsiers. Human catchers may try to tear them apart, but they will not stand for it. They are meant to be.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    470
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    “A-Yao is not vermin,” said Lan Xichen. “And being single is entirely unrelated to my civet. Plenty of people date who also have pets.”

    Or, Lan Xichen adores the civet that lives in his ceiling. Nie Mingjue is not amused.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    880
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    Xue Yang, still alive and disguised as Xiao Xingchen post-canon, pulls a vulnerable Lan Xichen into his destructive orbit with the promise of raising Meng Yao from the grave. Did somebody say #friendshipgoals?

    Fractured Ice retold from Xue Yang's very reliable POV.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,849
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    931
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    Xue Yang whisks a nihilistic Lan Xichen off on a murder roadtrip to raise Xiao Xingchen and Meng Yao from the grave. Because that will solve all of their problems, right?

    AU where Wei Wuxian never came to Yi City and Xue Yang is still running around post-canon disguised as Xiao Xingchen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,301
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3185
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    After being captured by the Wen Clan, tortured, and with his golden core melted, Jiang Cheng is thrown into the Burial Mounds to die. There he takes on the resentful energy of the 1,500 Jiang sect members who were killed during the siege of Lotus Pier and disposed of in the Burial Mounds. As he struggles to survive and find a way to control his powers, Wei Wuxian, with the help of Lan Wangji, search for him while aiding in the Sunshot Campaign while Jiang Yanli assumes the duties of Jiang Sect Leader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,921
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    437
    Kudos:
    884
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    18142
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    The elders crossly tell the woman she read him wrong. Sect Leader Lan is the first Jade of Gusu! He is bright, benign, benevolent! Women already throw themselves at his feet! What do you mean, he is not matchable?

    So he visits another. And another, and another.

    They all tell him the same thing, lips pursed and heads shaking.

    "My apologies, Zewu-jun. Some men are just not right for matching."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    660
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    Ellie doesn't know how to understand her feelings, so she turns to the three people that might be able to help her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308

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