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    metamorphosis (n) - a change of the form or nature of a thing or person into a completely different one, by natural or supernatural means.

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    After a very turbulent start in the wizarding world, Harry finally enters his second Hogwarts year.
    Well. If Aunt Petunia will let him go after at least five attempts on his life within the last nine months, that is. There's also the fact to consider that he still has lawyers and Amelia Bones to sick on a boatload of people, Sirius to free, Pettigrew to frame and a diary to steal.

    With a basilisk roaming the hallways and dementors the grounds of Hogwarts, as well as scheming people like Dumbledore and Tom Riddle to face, maybe staying in the muggle world would be easier. But Harry wouldn't be Harry if he didn't try to use the situation to correct some serious wrongs in the magical world and further his political agenda. At least this time around, he has some semi-competent adults (and paintings) at his back and a bunch of friends to support him in all the crazy endeavours his heart desires.

    Besides, there is Dudley's vendetta against one Gilderoy Lockhart to consider. Nobody could pass up on that sort of entertainment.

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    Living with the Dursleys instilled a desire for a big and loving family within Harry. So, when Harry encountered the Mirror of Erised first year, he not only saw his ancestors but also children of his own. When the Weasley family welcomed him into their fold, his dreams of a big family morphed into images of his friends standing alongside Harry and his children while their extended families smiled around them.

    However, there were two problems facing his dream of a big family. One, none of his dreams ever featured a partner and everyone knows it takes two to have children. Two, he was starting to believe he’d die before he ever got the chance to start his own family.

    Well, fourth year he was only partially right. Thanks Triwizard Tournament.

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    Due to unfortunate circumstances, Harry Potter ends up in London and unknowingly finds someone to both train him and be his best grown up friend. What could go wrong?

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    Malarky 101

    A collection of fulfilled #peculiar prompts on Tumblr.
    What is a Peculiar Prompt?
    Why, it's a prompt.
    And it's peculiar.

     
    This will be a never-ending endeavor. Posts will be uploaded in batches, as to not annoy subscribers.

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    The chase begins. Who will have the honour of owning him?

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    When it appears all the people you love are out of reach, who will you take solace in? The unreliable man trying to supplement a family or the mysterious black book who says everything you need to hear.

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    Harry is beginning to suspect he is the villain of his own story. As more people fall at his hand, what solution is there but to remove the source of their troubles?

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    Why has Ollivander given him a useless wand?

    _This is the fourth installment of the darkness series.

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    2/?
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    It’s no surprise that everyone expects greatness from James S. Potter-Black and Harry R. Potter-Black; the boys who (for Harry's disgust and James' general delight) live in the public eye, for being nothing less than Heirs to the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black, and the Noble Potter Family.

    Harry knows that they can't ever let those expectations stop them from living their own lives. James also knows this, but he really couldn't care less about their faces being on the Daily Prophet's front page almost every Monday; because if anything, he sees it as an opportunity to make Draco Malfoy (his childhood “friend”) notice him.

    Why? Easy. Because James Sirius Potter-Black is maddeningly in love with Draco Malfoy. And that's a very problematic thing, because Draco Malfoy hates him (he doesn't, so it's not).

    You could say this is the one where a Gryffindor sunshine boy and a Slytherin star boy are helplessly in love with each other, and they're both temporarily in denial, for their own foolish assumptions. You know, where the Star craves to have the Sun, who he thinks isn't his, and the Sun is too busy staring at the Star to ever want or notice anyone other.

    How lovely is that history repeats itself.

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    Lady Halina Potter bites back a grimace as yet another wizard kisses the back of her hand.

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    Lord Regulus Black hasn’t the least bit of interest in engaging in intimate endeavors of the flesh. Neither, as it turns out, does Master Harry Potter.

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    In a world where your worth is determined by the power you hold and the smile you wear, Harry tumbles through the cracks.

    Becoming a vigilante isn't the best solution to this, and neither is chasing down a uniquely powerful villain, but Harry has never been comfortable with the easy path.

    (Alternatively - Harry has a vendetta, a costume, and very few inhibitions to hold him back. This is not a good combination.)

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    3/?
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    Harry Potter has always been a strange boy, with untidy black hair that stuck up in every direction, a lightning bolt scar on his forehead, and his too-big clothes.
    As his third year in Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft comes to a close, a newer, unexpected chapter of his life opens a door to a different path than he ever expected.
    And like all good stories, it begins in a hospital bed.

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    The time Harry woke up in his fourteen-year-old body

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    Regulus Black es uno de los profesores más estrictos de Hogwarts, pero no hay estudiante en el colegio al que no le gusten sus clases; sin embargo, un día, el serio profesor comienza a actuar extraño. Se le pasa, pero después, cada año, el profesor comienza a actuar tan diferente que se vuelve imposible ignorarlo.

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    "Better be SLYTHERIN!"

    Dead silence met the hat's words for a few seconds as Harry removed it from his head and started for the Slytherin table. Then muttering broke out. Harry Potter? A Slytherin? Did they hear that right?

    "ENOUGH!" the hat boomed, its voice carrying across the entire Hall. "This is my final decision!"

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    Harri wakes up one day hungover as shit to a random person in his house yelling about how he definitely has dead bodies in his room, it's the only answer to how bad it smells. Turns out that person is claiming to be his sibling? He's certain that it's just some delusional fan cosplaying his life and got bored without the main character and decided to kidnap him. What happens if it isn't some delusion? What if he really has been given his family back comprised of four siblings, three parents, two godparents and one very grumpy parrot? What does he do now?

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    3/?
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    Después de que su nombre saliera del Cáliz de Fuego, Harry tiene muy pocas opciones de los que puede y/o debe de hacer:

    1. Participar como Dumbledore dejó en claro es su única opción.
    2. Dejar que la directora de Beauxbatons (también, supuestamente, prima de Sirius) se encargue del problema y trate de sacarlo del torneo suicida.

    No creía que su elección trajera muchas consecuencias, pero las trajo y él no sabía cómo sentirse y reaccionar a estas.

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    To escape the aftermath of the war Hermione Granger moved to the USA and begin a new and normal life. Well that's what she wanted anyways but with her luck it doesn't always come how she wanted it to. moving to Forks, Washington was a good decision but will she be able to stay out of the truble that's the Quelite tribe and the Cullens?

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    1/?
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    10
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    Your family’s heritage is important. For Sam and Dean they inherited their roles as hunters from the long line before them. So when the brothers are tasked with a case in the UK and run into a boy who seems to have an interesting heritage himself, how will they handle it?

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    Lady Magic has begun to find being an Immortal boring so she decides to pick one of the decedents she first gave the gift of Magic to be her Vessel. Picking a Magical at random she gave them a fraction of her magic and attention. Making a vow to watch but never interfere this all changes when her Chosen Vessel's parents are killed and he is placed in an abusive home. After one attack on her Vessel goes too far she lets him have access to her Power. With his new, awaken Magical Powers Harry Potter vanishes from Magical England without a trace.

    Appearing years later as the visiting schools arrive at Hogwarts everyone is about to meet a new Harry Potter.

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    Infinitesimal (noun): A word that seems very large, but in fact means extremely small, proof that not all things are as they seem.

    Or: Harry is an asexual clueless idiot who wants nothing more than to leave his awful job, and Draco is a sex worker with far too much trauma and a passion for learning, and they come to know each other through the language of spells, potions, dates that aren't really dates, and an ongoing case.

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    4/?
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    (Who favors the Boy Scouts of life: always be prepared.)

    Close good friends Caelum and Harry find out how to relationship through the power of Leo’s annoying, motorcycle-riding determination.

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    1/1
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    5
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    6
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