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    Adam and The Them are learning about growing up during the pandemic and decide to take things into their own hands. Aziraphale and Crowley receive disturbingly familiar packages from The International Express Man. Do they need to become godfathers again?

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    Chapters:
    6/10
    Collections:
    1
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    19
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    14
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    1
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    Deep in the countryside, surrounded by a black-mirror lake, sits an abandoned manor, long since victim to some kind of magical catastrophe. Nothing lives there, nothing living will come within a mile of it, save for the one strange, graceful black swan that swims the moat, guarding the derelict home from anyone that would intrude.

    And for almost a hundred years, none have dared until Aziraphale unwittingly stumbles in, on the run from his family.

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    34,622
    Chapters:
    12/14
    Comments:
    468
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    460
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    43
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    5133
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    Aziraphale has spent thousands of nights not sleeping. It’s nothing special. Except there are nights - usually spent watching over a certain demon - that are more memorable than others.

    Or: five times Aziraphale didn’t sleep, and one time he did.

    Language:
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    4,437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    187
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    After six thousand years of pining and one mismanaged apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally have begun their long-anticipated sexual relationship. And it's great! Well, it's fine. It's really, really fine.

    Mostly.

    ---

    An excursion through the relatively new sex life of two immortal beings in love, featuring: bruised egos, horticulture, a shocking lack of self knowledge, implied carnal knowledge of Walt Whitman, and of course, a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
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    15,548
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    752
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    They should have discussed it more.

    Wasn’t that what humans did? Spend weeks and months talking about what sort of home they want, what sort of life, dreaming of what moving in together will be like. Making sure their dreams matched up, their expectations.

    They didn’t buy cottages – in the middle of a forest, no less, half a mile from the nearest village – without considering questions of…of hobbies, and use of space and…and living arrangements. They certainly didn’t take such a step without…defining their relationships.
    --
    Aziraphale only begins to consider the implications of *moving in together* after they've already done it.

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    English
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    2,798
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    151
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    ZehWulf's summary:

    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

    OR

    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

    Updates on Sundays

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,152
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    407
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    Ezra visits his childhood home after years of never talking to his family. Crowley comforts him.

    Takes place after the events of 'A Chance Encounter'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
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    114
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    Out walking, Aziraphale spies a cupcake shop. Unsurprisingly, this leads to cupcake eating. And hugs, because it's Hugtober.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    130
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    Aziraphale has a complicated relationship with labels. Crowley is confused and amused by the ridiculousness of it all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    143
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    "The Princess Bride" retelling with Good Omens characters that no one really asked for but I decided to write anyway.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    123
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    He keeps holding my hand, did I mention we're holding hands now?! Because we are. It’s a thing. It’s bloody fantastic, it is. But you see why I can’t bollocks this up.

    Or, the one where Aziraphale and Crowley both repeatedly write to the same problems page for relationship advice. Misunderstandings, shenanigans, and dramatic irony ensue.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    33
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    It’s past the almost Armageddon, and Crowley and Aziraphale were living peacefully in the South Downs…

    Until Aziraphale starts hearing random cat noises.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    Aziraphale has a headache. Heaven has a vendetta. Crowley is very not okay with his angel disappearing without warning. Neither he nor Aziraphale like the dark, or the idea of spending unknown amounts of time away from Earth against their will. Clearly, they have to get back to normal.

    The problem is, how?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,911
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    41 AD

    Crowley has been alone for so long, he doesn't remember any other way to be.

    And then an angel in a tavern tries to tempt him.

    A lesson in music, and what it means to not be alone.
    --
    Written for the Kisses-Bingo event

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
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    14
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    312
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    “Crowley, are you climbing around in the ceiling?”

    The silence this time was decidedly guilty.

    “No,” Crowley said.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    316
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    Concerned about Hell and Heaven’s revenge Crowley and Aziraphale decide to create a portal to another world - one in which they would be safe and could start together anew. They load Aziraphale’s favourite books into the Bentley and go through the portal, accompanied by the rat Attouile (Crowley’s sense of humour). It seems that the new world doesn’t have anything angelic or demonic, but still there are people with... supernatural abilities?

    Or also: How Aziraphale and Crowley made friends with the Avengers (and Loki)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,724
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    60
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    11
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    457
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    “Oh, oh – do you remember, in ’65?” Crowley said, pointing a finger in Aziraphale’s face as he held back giggles. “With the radio?”
    Aziraphale huffed. “It’s hardly my fault that-“
    “It is entirely your fault that your grasp on modern technology is so disastrous that you mixed up a transistor radio with a rolling flip clock. A radio and a clock are two completely different things, angel.”
    ~~~~
    Crowley and Aziraphale reminiscence about old temptations and blessings they did for each other (and get distracted by several other topics). Pointless, light-hearted banter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    186
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    “The knitting group,” Crowley repeated, more to himself this time. Aziraphale could tell that he’d come around to the idea soon enough. It was something in the set of his shoulders, and, more accurately, a history of being easily swayed. He only needed a little nudging in the right direction. Besides, back to the point—

    “I’m pleased that we’re spending so much time together now. That we’re moving in together! It’s… momentous. But… well, clearly, I’m not quite certain how to—”

    “Yeah, ” Crowley said, before he could get lost in his words, “how to admit to it without getting all panicky. Got it.” He seemed to study Aziraphale for a moment, then said, “It’s weird for me, too.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,148
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    956
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    Twenty-one years ago, two strangers met in a bookshop. One was a teenage delinquent, tired of hanging around the wrong people, and fascinated by the fat, pretty boy employed amongst the books. The other was a university student, well accustomed to being found boring, who wished the first one would go away.

    Today, two best friends continue to meet in a bookshop. Neither has realized that the other is by now deeply in love with him. And neither has realized, just yet, how both of their pasts will be coming back to haunt them -- and how they can only defeat that shared ghost together.

    (Human AU for the DIWS mini bang, 1314 chapters, one every Saturday until it ends in an explosion of Soft(TM). Has a podfic! Illustrated!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,291
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    439
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4792
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    He hates this. Being forced into this form. No matter how large he gets, it still makes him feel small, bestial, crawling. It's a painful reminder that no matter what he does, no matter how he pretends at being something else, this is his true nature. A lowly, wretched thing. Not fit for anything but slithering in the dirt on his belly.

    (Once a century, Crowley has to shed. Aziraphale doesn't know-- but he's about to find out.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,892
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1099

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