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    It's the year 1794. The French revolution is raging on and the secret war between the Assassin Brotherhood and the Templar Order is at its worst. Crowley, an assassin who gets a contract to find out who the mysterious man in the mask, a new templar associate, is and Aziraphale, a templar assigned to find the glorious weapon called the Sword of Eden, are tested on every step of the way as they try to solve their own mysteries, meeting along the way in the most inconvenient of circumstances.

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    Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.

    Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.

    The apocalypse may have been averted, but not everyone is relieved. Heaven and Hell may not believe that they can execute the traitors, but they also cannot let Aziraphale and Crowley go unpunished. Unfortunately for them, two not-quite-so-normal boys have some rather strong opinions on the topic.

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    Suddenly, Crowley whipped back, eyes wide and scared. “Not that, not that I don’t want to do it with you! I love you, I don’t mean it like that, I swear, angel. I just mean well- I don’t want to do the whole.” He pauses, gesturing with his hand. “Sex thing.”

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    Some days I'm tired of trying, honey
    But you're like a thousand miles from me
    You've got the antidote for me.
    I'm wrapped and worn come and find me
    Lean on me now I'm saying always
    You've got the antidote for me

    - Honey Make Me Healthy, Flannel Graph

     

    Some days are hard, and Crowley doesn't know how to ask for help. A miscommunication, sleepless night, and cuddles, the Ineffable husbands navigate married life and chronic pain together.

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    A place for me to post Aziraphale/Crowley snuggle/romance scenes whenever I think of a new one.

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    There was a demon sitting in his flat. Because apparently, Aziraphale now owned said demon.

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    There’s no miracle involved, but time is frozen now, just as surely as it was at the air base. Aziraphale has to decide-- no, he gets to decide what happens next. He has a choice to make, about how he wants this conversation to go… and he’d rather clear the air. Buck up, Hamlet.

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    An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

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    Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale since the beginning of time. He would do anything for his angel, even if his love is unrequited. (Is it, though?)

    This starts at the Garden of Eden and goes through some of the episode 3 flashbacks & the terrible 14th century, will touch on a few scenes from Armageddon, and then continue where the show left off, hitting all of my favorite Good Omens fanfiction tropes :)

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    “You know,” Aziraphale breathed against his skin. “If we were humans, this is the part where we would have sex. Do you want to?”
     
    Crowley froze. A prickle of frost crept down his neck, and then melted to shiver down his spine and into his lungs. He… honestly hadn’t considered that. And wasn’t that the understatement of the century, he hadn’t even known that was an option! Would it even work with a demon and an angel? He supposed they’d had no problem with the kissing up until now, so it was probably fine, but he wished he’d thought of it sooner. He wished he’d had time to prepare, to do a bit of research, maybe, to brace himself.

     “Crowley, dear?”

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    Комментарий, который оставил Габриэль по поводу веса Азирафаэля, крепко засел у него в голове. Он стал неуверенным в себе и ничего не заказывает, когда они с Кроули идут в новый ресторан. Кроули замечает это и улучшает ситуацию объятиями и поцелуями.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley pick a direction.

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    After keeping a 6,000 year old secret, Crowley reveals his struggle with chronic pain to his husband.

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    Post canon, set between where the show ends and the epilogue of the books where they retire to the South Downs, just my kind of take on the how + why.

    London just doesn’t feel like home anymore, simply put. At least Crowley feels the same as him.

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    ‘Oh, nothing really. I mean, at first I thought it might be because – ’ He closed his mouth suddenly, looking uncomfortable. ‘Well, never mind, apparently it wasn’t that. I made enquiries. As it turns out, the relevant committee only meets once a year, and somebody missed the deadline for the paperwork first time around, so there you are – two years’ grace, as it were. And then, whoops! You’re quietly enjoying your nice little spa day when this great big hole opens up in the ground in front of you, and down you go! In your towel. I suppose I was asking for it there – an angel sitting in a sauna, not very appropriate, is it? What can you expect?’

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    Aziraphale becomes pregnant with baby #2.

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    Crowley finally tells the story fo his fall to Aziraphale.

    Tumblr one word prompt: withering - intended to make someone feel mortified or humiliated.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley try having sex and realize the activity is not for them. They have to find other ways to show each other their love.

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    Crowley is aromantic and worried that he doesn't love Aziraphale.

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    that groupchat fic nobody wanted, needed or asked for

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