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    "Our leading story today is the cold! For the first time since '48, Hell has hit freezing temperatures." There's a real joke, isn't it? It'll be a cold day in hell before the Radio Demon falls in love.

    For the past fifteen years, Hell's most dangerous alliance has been the one between its two most powerful mortal overlords: the capricious Radio Demon and the nefarious Sir Pentious.

    For the next fifty-three years, Sir Pentious will struggle to reclaim the power and prestige that Alastor tore from him, and Alastor will struggle to pretend he never knew Sir Pentious at all.

    This is a love story. Unfortunately for everyone concerned, Alastor doesn't want to be in a love story.

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    Smiling, is generally done to show happiness, when you laugh you smile, it is the ultimate sign of joy. Frowning is the opposite.

    To Alastor, it is the ultimate sign of power, to smile no matter what may happen, never faltering, that is the most powerful thing in the world. So naturally, to him, frowning is a sign of weakness.

    Ritefuyo Shirokō grew up knowing that to smile, is to invite misfortune and ill will, it is a sign that one has something to be broken. A frown, on the other hand, means you have nothing, and if you have nothing, no one will try to rob you. Smiling, to her, was bad luck, a curse.

    Discuss.

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    3/?
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    During a hectic and busy time of the year, Niffty feels unappreciated by the other members of the hotel, so she decides to go out and find new friends, but she may have picked an awkward candidate

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    Husk and Alastor reminisce on their lives before Hell with Angel since the girls have left for the Holidays.

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    As Alastor approached the now old doors of the hotel and pushed them open, he was met with broken bottles scattered across the floor and blood staining the rotting carpet. “Oh dear, what... happened here?” He spoke into the silence of the area, his smile never wavering.

    An AU where Alastor leaves for ten years and returns with amnesia, having no memories of the past ten years, to a now abandoned hotel with Angel Dust the only person left there. As they conversate and such, they discover things about each other, and try to figure out what happened to Alastor and Charlie during those ten years.

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    20/?
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    Angel Dust slaps Alastor on the ass and pays the price.

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    Everyone has been finding out things about Alastor, for better and for worse.

    (Warning: This fanfiction has some heavy self harm and suicidal thoughts. Do not read if you get triggered by that kind of stuff.)

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    Angel Dust receives a call that puts his loyalties, present and past, to the test.

    Charlie only appears to see one person.

    Vaggie only sees Charlie.

    Husk wonders why nobody is keeping an eye on their new guest.

    Some people still haven't let go of their past...
    Somebody is keeping secrets...

    ... and nobody knows what Alastor wants.

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    Alastor's curiosity gets the better of him, but it's not exactly what he was expecting.

    [Part 1: an inexperienced and cautious ace discovers masturbation]
    [Part 2: Alastor's feelings conflict in the absolute worst way possible (and the tentacles return)]

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    “ You had been hired about 3 months ago, by Husker’s recommendation. Charlie had hired you almost immediately after seeing you, hearing your optimistic thoughts about soul redemption...
    And then, there was Alastor. “

    Falling for a demon isn’t the smartest idea, but by far not as awful as it sounds.

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    《cover not made by me, however is edited》

    "Say it with me boys~"
    "Da Da, Da, DaDaDaDa~"
    "Da Da, Da, DaDaDaDa"
    "RaLa,LaLaLa~"
    "RaLa,LaLaLa"
    "verrrrry goood~"
    "Now! Ladies!~"
    "Da Da, Da, DaDaDaDa~"
    "Da Da, Da, DaDaDaDa~"
    "RaLa,LaLaLa~"
    "RaLa,LaLaLa"
    "Lets bring it on home!~"
    "oh yeahhh~"
    "ooooohh ooooaah~"
    "let me hear that beat drop!~"
    "Bring the beat back!~"
    "Oooooooh Oooooooaaaaah~"

    {for ages 13 and up, enless your a rule breaker~}

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    This is the story of the rise of the Radio Demon of Pentagram City. How did the most powerful mortal soul climb his way to the top? Told through the eyes of Alastor, Charlie and Sybil (OC), as they deal with the game of powers within Hell.

    "With his arm still up he looked up at a woman in her late 50's, the barrel of her gun pointed right at his chest. “Easy there darling, don’t want to lose our heads! Big misunderstanding back there!” He crooned at her.

    She stiffened, caught off guard hearing his radio voice in real life. She shook her head slightly and readjusted the gun, holding firm to the spot on his chest."

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    5/?
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    Down in hell back during the late 40's/early 50's, Alastor begins to wonder what all the fuss about sexual pleasure is. There are billboards for it everywhere and hookers on ever street corner, so there must be something interesting about it, right?

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    While alive, Alastor believed that he didn’t have a soulmate. He had never switched bodies with his soulmate before, and it was getting more and more unlikely that it would ever happen. That changed towards the end of his life when he switched with a mere child (don’t worry, nothing underage in here). Then, he died and landed himself in Hell.

    While alive, Angel was thought to be utterly insane. He kept getting glimpses of a horrifying place filled with gruesome demons. Why was he getting this instead of a happy, nice switch like everybody else?

    While dead, the two kept switching, for fate was determined to pair them together even though they were very different in their lifestyles.

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    100
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    Every person is born with someone that will be perfect for them, their second half, their soulmate. Someone that shared a special connection to them that no other person will experience, one of their five senses will be linked to their soulmate and the moment they meet it will be an irrefutable feeling for both individuals.

    For the majority of his life, Alastor never entertained the fact that he had a soulmate, he's never experienced any of the usual signs of having one. Not until he neared the end of his life when he saw a glimpse of what his soulmate was seeing, writhing around in the ground in pain as a woman ran towards them frightened.

    Angel Dust didn't think he had a soulmate until he was 14 years old and the feeling of teeth ripping into him in the middle of the night awoke him.

    A Radiodust soulmate au

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    Heaven was a wonderful place. Despite your husband not being there with you, you're sure he's just running a little late? Perhaps got stuck in Limbo or Purgatory? It would be awful if he did, you could only hope he'd come join you in Heaven soon.

    But life...well, afterlife, had other plans and you find yourself fallen.

    -> I'm not the best with summaries or tagging...or introductions in general :) <-

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    Vox comes by to harass Alastor about this new wacky nonsense he's gotten himself involved in. Alastor discovers that there is such a thing as a good-bad touch.

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    There are no favorites in Heaven. At least, that's what they say and how it's supposed to go.

    It's no secret that [Y/n], a younger, newer angel, is a crowd favorite among the eternal paradise.

    Being one of the purest souls of above, it is no surprise that when they go to their first Extermination, their heart aches at the sight of death in Oblivion.

    It IS a surprise, however, when they choose to stay in Hell.

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    34
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    3
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    Irene never meant to end up in Hell, but accidents happen and what to do when shit's thrown your way? She is a talented singer from the 1920s and her husband was a serial killer, but who knew, right? It doesn't help she can't recall his name or the way he sounds. Hoping to find an ounce of redemption from an old pupil of hers, she finds herself in front of the 'Happy Hotel' and a red demon who reminds her of the tube radios from her era.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Alastor/OC pairing: fair warning on violence and cussing.

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    9/?
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    Angelo De Luca was framed years ago and wrongfully imprisoned. Desperately wanting to get revenge and freedom again, he strikes a deal with a demon and escapes with a new form and a new name: Angel Dust. Aided by his new patron—a charming cannibal named Alastor—Angel moves back home and becomes a famous and deadly escort, waiting patiently to get revenge on the bastard who wronged him and screwed his family over.

    Sweeney Todd AU, Victorian era. Demons and otherworldly creatures just exist in this reality and no one really questions it.

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    Comments:
    4
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    184

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