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    Future Opal sends a message to her past self; Kidnap Artemis Fowl and use him for our gain. Will their future selves be able to stop Opal and fix the past? Or will Artemis be too far gone? Set before the first book and before the Fowl Star.

     ie Opal raises a young Artemis, or attempts to

    I will try to update weekly to biweekly

    I encourage constructive criticism. It’s been years since I’ve written
    edit, I am fixing the formatting issues

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    Tim and Jon have some fun after a long day.

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    Artemis wakes up as a little girl. Are the people somehow behind this? Is OPAL somehow behind this? Will Artemis ever figure out how to put in a hair clip? I don’t know! Read to find out!

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    Glimpses throughout his childhood that shaped the many layers of Artemis Fowl II.

    --{[(*)]}--

    “It’s just such a shame Artemis takes so much after his father,” someone adds. “Can you imagine how cute he could be in your coloring?”

    “It would certainly help that little glare!” The women laugh, but a few watch him from the corners of their eyes. There’s something about his presence that unnerves them. He’s much better at math than people, but deep in his three-year-old heart, the thought strikes true - they don’t like him.

    As he keeps a straight, polite face, Angeline glances down at him. He can’t identify the look in her eye.

    “Yes, sometimes I think he’s nothing like me,” she cradles her own cheek as she says it, her soft appearance doing nothing to lessen the effect of the words. Her attention is quickly pulled back to the other gala guests.

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    Be bad, do evil and have fun!

    In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
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    The twins find themselves pulled into a new adventure. Somehow Artemis is involved, even if he doesn’t know it yet.

    Yes Artemis Sr. and Angeline are bad parents.

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    Artemis Fowl II comes back from Mars hungry for success over his discoveries, but his plans are thwarted when Fowl Senior strips him of the family fortune. Torn between choosing his work or friendships, Artemis must find the balance to life before he loses the one shot he's hoped for.

    (Ch 19 is out!!!💖🎢)
    (The Finale will be out in December 🥲)

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    In front of him, the pool sat, water lapping at smooth stone edges, a dark shape cutting through the deep like a fish, a shark (a snake).

    Jon had never used it, not really. He wasn’t much of a swimmer- by the time he actually had any use for the feature, his health had deteriorated, and he was no longer all that interested in such things. Now, the sight of the rippling blue expanse made his stomach twist.

    Or maybe that was the fault of the bruising.

    It is past midnight, and all is not well in the Needle.
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    Holly has always known the differences in lifespans between her world and the human's. She just never thought about it that much.

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    Welcome to the Horsetown Ranch School, a school for Cowboys, Ranchers, and Farmers! Join our many characters as they learn about horses, hoes, and the true meaning of home. An ongoing work.

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    After being released from Dr Argon's care Artemis struggles to adjust to say the least. While Artemis would never tell anyone this, he can't sleep and suffers from anxiety and depression.

    Artemis is sent back to boarding-school and makes a friend who convinces him to attempt to 'socialize'. This goes well, until it goes terribly, terribly wrong. Not wanting to worry anyone one around him, Artemis begins to use drugs to keep himself stable, this goes as expected; It's a car crash. Humor and angst ahead.

    OR

    Myles and Becket are still a riot, Butler is worried, Angeline can't cook, Artemis experiments in drugs and people realise how screwed up Artemis has been this whole time.

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    Post TLG and assuming the Fowl Twins books don't exist. This is my first time writing, so bear with the mistakes lol. Artemis proposes a spicy friends-with-benefits plan to the burnt-out Holly Short. Will she accept his proposal and what does this mean for their friendship?
    Rated E for a reason!!

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    Glancing over to the side table, he pondered the half-empty box of cigarettes there, the lighter and the ashtray.

    The stillness was suddenly disturbed by a rustle at Artemis’s side as the bed’s other occupant began to stir.

    Daybreak, an early riser, and an awkward conversation.
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    In the dining room, with the quiet dinners there was no noise other than the small hum of Angeline Fowl. Artemis Fowl I was reading the newspaper and his son was watching the pure white plate with blanked eyes.
    Butler was at the corner of the room watching them all.
    At that moment a bunch of people fell from the sky, who were they and why were they here?

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    Artemis Fowl, a young genius finds himself in an odd predicament after his fathers return from a much to long stay with the Russian mafia. Artemis himself has been confined to the manor, by his father to keep him under close surveillance. Trying to make sure he keeps himself honest to the new family ideals. As Artemis is restlessly planning to wheedle his way out of his father's control a very strange thing occurs. Something that leaves Artemis' perception of reality shook and the ministry of magic very confused.

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    Three years ago, Artemis had attempted procuring Fae gold, considerably too innocent back then to even think that a race of beings more technologically advanced than humans would entertain him. When knowledge of Fae kind ravaged the Internet, it had been laughed off as a madman's theory... until someone reaches out, tugging right at Artemis' desperate heartstrings.

    NO SEXUAL CONTENT OF ANY KIND. Artemis and Minerva are both 15 in this.

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    And then there were other moments, in which they found the chance to sneak away, to some abandoned closet or empty office space, as the staff slowly began to seep out and return home for the evening- and, being men of opportunity, they took such chances wherever they could find them.

    An empty office, a spare few minutes, and a meeting.
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    What if you transformed Artemis Fowl and Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident into a single screenplay, something that has never before been attempted?

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    Artemis and Holly, returned home after three years of being lost in spacetime, chatting through what is definitely not Post-traumatic-time-travel Depression.

    UPDATED: Now with gap filler for between TAC and TLG involving: therapy, coffee, and a reunion with a friend 🍎

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    Approaching the ripe age of thirty, Artemis faced increasing pressure from friends and family to settle down and move on.

    "You need a partner," meant Angeline, "someone to ground you."

    "You need a new bodyguard," said Butler, "someone to protect you."

    Naturally, Artemis went for the easier option: hiring a deadly young man from the most secretive agency in the world.

    He just didn't expect his actions to fulfill Angeline's wishes as well.

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