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    AU. Artemis is a cross-breed monster, a result of an experiment by the gods that dropped him on Earth after it failed. He is hated and feared by most of the other inhabitants of Earth, monster and human alike. He lives his life secluded from the rest of the world, until one fateful encounter in the forest leaves him with a duty to protect the elf he accidentally made a target. A/H.

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    What if the story we all thought we knew was not what we thought it was? What if Colfer toned it down to be more… kid-appropriate? A darker take on the series, starting at book one. Non-con, torture, and darkness galore. E with good reason.

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    Fandoms: Total Drama, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Game of Thrones (TV), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dead or Alive (Video Games), The Simpsons, Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, iCarly, Portal (Video Game), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Frozen (2013), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time, Bully (Video Games), Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Kick-Ass (2010), Two and a Half Men (TV), Cruel Intentions (1999), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, South Park, Home Alone (Movies), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Baka to Test to Shokanju | Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Back to the Future (Movies), Maximum Ride - James Patterson, The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Gorillaz, RWBY, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, Glee, Teen Titans - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix, Gakuen Mokushiroku | Highschool of the Dead, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, American Pie (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fairly OddParents, Dragon Ball, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Final Fantasy IX, Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    17 Sep 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, the magical heat-death of the universe looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more to prevent complete disaster. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.

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    A canon-divergence that begins in the Lost Colony and will potentially expand to include the latter half of the series as well.

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    Poor Monokuma. He's gone just so long without starting another killing game. Fortunately for him (and unfortunately for this latest batch of contestants), he has some genius new ideas for how to keep things entertaining. 16 new Ultimates, their fates now conjoined in the newest iteration of the killing game. In this world, there's only one truth:

    Kill, or Be Killed.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    Amity Park was an odd place. It was only made more odd by the way the technology crash barely seemed to bother them. Which, of course, was why the LEP wanted Artemis to take a look around. Or, at least, on of the reasons.

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    Kurai has lived under the dark influence of her friend Mana for a long time. When Danny moves to town after the death of Sam, he discovers that she is not at rest and he has to save her soul with the help of his new friend.

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    This is the story of Alexander. Ordinary boy by every definition: not a genius, not a criminal, not memorable in any way. This is the story that documents his involvement in every minor incident, secret operation, or cataclysmic event where the name "Artemis Fowl" pops up. This is the story that explains how he went from ordinary boy to anything but, and why it was not told sooner.

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    The year is 2417, and the delicate peace of the galaxy is on the verge of collapse. For months now, mysterious entities have been appearing at random throughout the galaxy. None of these "visitors" seem to know where they are or how they got there, and they all claim to hail from planets and cities that do not exist.

    Ruby Rose finds herself among the ranks of these "visitors." After falling through a wormhole into unfamiliar territory, she joins forces with Artemis Fowl, a fellow visitor. Together, they embark on a quest to find their way back home. With every nation in the galaxy casting blame, time is of the essence.

    Can Ruby and Artemis discover the cause of all this? Or are they both in far over their heads?

    The galaxy is ancient and full of horrors, after all.

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    Artemis discovered an alternative history of mankind and the story of the New Moon Princess who destroyed the world. He finds her and views her as a threat and decides to deal with her.

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    Orion Fowl fit every definition of a typical teenager: born & raised in a fairly normal house, had a fairly normal family, and attended a fairly normal school—with a lot of emphasis on the "fairly normal". But that was life then, life now was the complete opposite. It was time to put the past behind and focus on making new memories—in time. At present, she wasn't in the mood.

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    Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for... Obviously A/H. Semi-AU.

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    Holly is on the trail of a low level smuggler, however, when she and Foaly discover that the cargo he’s carrying is much more dangerous than they thought, they’ll need Artemis’s help to make things right. However, unbeknownst to his fairy friends, Artemis’s world has become a lot more complicated. Is there time enough to save the fairy world and put his life back together?

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    After being wiped by the People, Artemis Fowl returned to his old, scheming self. It only made sense someone would try to take him out eventually. But Holly was unprepared for it to happen, let alone what came after. When the 16 year old human disappeared from the hospital, the only logical assumption was that he was dead. Or was he? Rating will go up. Spinoff of FMN by Kellycat77.

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    Sequel to UD. Holly has spent over a month out of school recovering from the same mission that put Artemis on the run. She's barely returned when her involvement somehow leaks to his enemies. He must protect her, fend them off, and somehow pay his father’s ransom at the same time. Can he do it? Or will it just be one big disaster?

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    Minerva Paradizo, 24 year old certified genius, has the fucking worst best friend in the world. Artemis Fowl II, local bitch and philosophy ass hole, ex-child criminal mastermind and 100% filled with daddy issues. Minerva loved the shit out of him.

    These are some of their conversations through the Interwebs.

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    Trouble gets embarrassed. Artemis and Holly tease him. Drabble.

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    Sweet little oneshot that takes place not too long after the events of book two. Artemis drops in to visit his father at the hospital in Helsinki and finds somebody else waiting for him with the same idea.

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    Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

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