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    In which the world is in peril, again.

    And the only people who can stop it are Artemis and Holly, again.

    Except now, its got a bit more complicated.

    Only Holly has a husband, and Foaly has children, and Butler is far too old to be running anywhere anymore, Mulch is, well, Mulch, and Artemis has a job, and a really unhelpful infatuation with a particular coworker.

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    05 Nov 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    When her father disappeared over the Baltic ocean as the result of a misguided weapons deal, Jyn Erso became the head of an empire she wasn’t ready to carry on her thin shoulders. It became immediately apparent that every business associate of the Ersos’ doubted a little girl’s ability to keep the vast chunk of wealth and criminal activity afloat, but she turned to prove them wrong at every turn.

    It wasn’t enough. Her father was alive, and she needed the finances to find him. Her mother was spiralling into madness and Jyn was on a severe time limit.

    So the heir does what she does best. She studies, she manipulates, and she exploits. Except this time, Jyn Erso may be on the path to triggering a cross-species war...

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    Wing Commander Vinyáya takes an interest in Root's efforts to recover Captain Short, Section Eight gets involved, and this whole business could all have been avoided if Root had only addressed the gaping flaws in Recon's operating procedures earlier. (AU of the first book, part of a WIP project, and somewhat meta)

     "Get me an outside line to E1. This Fowl person seems to know all of our rules, so it's time to break a few."

     NEW: Vinyáya and Section Eight are finally on scene, and things start going differently.

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    Minerva Paradizo, 24 year old certified genius, has the fucking worst best friend in the world. Artemis Fowl II, local bitch and philosophy ass hole, ex-child criminal mastermind and 100% filled with daddy issues. Minerva loved the shit out of him.

    These are some of their conversations through the Interwebs.

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    Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for... Obviously A/H. Semi-AU.

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    The year is 2417, and the delicate peace of the galaxy is on the verge of collapse. For months now, mysterious entities have been appearing at random throughout the galaxy. None of these "visitors" seem to know where they are or how they got there, and they all claim to hail from planets and cities that do not exist.

    Ruby Rose finds herself among the ranks of these "visitors." After falling through a wormhole into unfamiliar territory, she joins forces with Artemis Fowl, a fellow visitor. Together, they embark on a quest to find their way back home. With every nation in the galaxy casting blame, time is of the essence.

    Can Ruby and Artemis discover the cause of all this? Or are they both in far over their heads?

    The galaxy is ancient and full of horrors, after all.

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    Set way before the series, but will eventually lead into it. Holly meets a tall (to her), dark, and handsome elf from Atlantis when they send transfers to help the understaffed LEP get by. This is the story of their relationship, and how it impacts everyone throughout the series.

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    For centuries, the Fowl family has abided by a single law of only three words – aurum est potestas, gold is power. Generations of cat burglars, hackers, kidnappers, information brokers and masterminds had added to the family vaults until they were almost literally on the verge of bursting open from the sheer weight of gold within – and of all the Fowls to have added to the Fowl fortune, Artemis Fowl the Second puts all his ancestors to shame.

    However, his skills did nothing for him when Artemis’s father disappeared in the Arctic, taken out by the Russian Mafia. Refusing to believe his father is dead, Artemis searches desperately for any sign of him – and during the search, he makes a careless mistake that almost ends with him killed. Fortunately for him – and unfortunately for the hidden world populated by the Mafias – his mistake leads to new doors being opened that he didn’t even know were closed.

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    Centuries ago, fairies were discovered and enslaved by humanity. Drained of their magic - except for a rare few - they are entirely dependent on their masters. But what will happen when a young elf and a human get to know each other and realize just how similar they are? Will they be able to overturn centuries of horror and sow the seeds of hope?

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    Artemis and Holly do a brief show.

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    A story can have a happy or sad ending. Rarely, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Some A/H, twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus.

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    With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, the magical heat-death of the universe looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more to prevent complete disaster. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.

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    A canon-divergence that begins in the Lost Colony and will potentially expand to include the latter half of the series as well.

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    When Butler saw his charge standing there, it was obvious there was something important going on. He didn't expect what would happen next, though.

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    Sequel to UD. Holly has spent over a month out of school recovering from the same mission that put Artemis on the run. She's barely returned when her involvement somehow leaks to his enemies. He must protect her, fend them off, and somehow pay his father’s ransom at the same time. Can he do it? Or will it just be one big disaster?

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    Artemis reflects into himself

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    The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when an ancient plague threatens to erase the magic of the People. With hostages, space-time and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

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    Foaly hears some banter during a mission. Fluff. Humor.

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    Poor Monokuma. He's gone just so long without starting another killing game. Fortunately for him (and unfortunately for this latest batch of contestants), he has some genius new ideas for how to keep things entertaining. 16 new Ultimates, their fates now conjoined in the newest iteration of the killing game. In this world, there's only one truth:

    Kill, or Be Killed.

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