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    Human AU. Within the span of a few months, Holly loses everything, and both her parents are either presumed dead or dying, leaving her alone to fend for herself. She's struggling until she finally manages to land a job that seems perfect - a live-in maid, in the one and only Fowl Manor. But she soon realizes she signed up for more than she bargained for. A/H!

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    Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

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    After being wiped by the People, Artemis Fowl returned to his old, scheming self. It only made sense someone would try to take him out eventually. But Holly was unprepared for it to happen, let alone what came after. When the 16 year old human disappeared from the hospital, the only logical assumption was that he was dead. Or was he? Rating will go up. Spinoff of FMN by Kellycat77.

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    Artemis Fowl II examines his life, and reacts accordingly.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    A year has passed since Haven was nearly destroyed thanks to what is now referred to as the Great Techno-Crash or the Berserker Incident, and The People have finally shifted back into normal lives. For Commander Trouble Kelp, normal life consists of piles of work, keeping his officers in line, and of course, managing his love life. If anything is certain, nothing is easy for the elf, especially considering his relationship is rocky at best. He has decisions to make and fast, before he finds himself caught up in the flames.

    Set one year after the Last Guardian

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    These are the oneshots I wrote for the Selfshipping Tumblr event F/O Merry May, collected here. Each day centers around a one-word prompt which will be included in the title chapters. (Please note, these days were not necessarily written and/or published on their corresponding date, as it was a logistic impossibility for me and there were no rules against it in the event.)

    F/O stands for fictional other (as opposed to S/O, or significant other) and is used in the selfship community to refer to fictional partners and sometimes friends/found family. Obviously, this is Self-Insert, so if you don't like it, don't read it.

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    The words hang awkward and heavy in the air and he feels Holly stiffen up, even from across the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    Two years later and Artemis is making his way slowly, slowly through life and his ambiguous relationship with the illustrious Holly Short.

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    Holly has been forced to take sick leave after coming down with a virus that took out a good portion of the office. It doesn't affect humans so Foaly decided to call in some help because Short has a problem with following orders.

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    What if the story we all thought we knew was not what we thought it was? What if Colfer toned it down to be more… kid-appropriate? A darker take on the series, starting at book one. Non-con, torture, and darkness galore. E with good reason.

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    Written as if up to the second book happened but none of the others. Artemis is back to his old schemes, but why? In trying to find out, Holly makes a rash decision that could jeopardize much more than just her own life. In the end... things get out of control and going into a downhill spiral quickly.

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    Oneshot based on something I at least consider a plot hole left by the last book. None of us really wanted Julius dead, did we? Well, what if he wasn't? After all, in truth, he never should have died...

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    Artemis and Holly are returning to the hotel from their business meeting when the elevator breaks down with them in it. Holly already hates elevators, and with her claustrophobia in play, Artemis has to get slightly unorthodox in order to keep her from panicking while they're waiting to find a way out. A/H. Not quite AU but set several years in the future. Oneshot.

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    Fandoms: Total Drama, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Game of Thrones (TV), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dead or Alive (Video Games), The Simpsons, Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, iCarly, Portal (Video Game), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Frozen (2013), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time, Bully (Video Games), Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Kick-Ass (2010), Two and a Half Men (TV), Cruel Intentions (1999), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, South Park, Home Alone (Movies), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Baka to Test to Shokanju | Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Back to the Future (Movies), Maximum Ride - James Patterson, The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Gorillaz, RWBY, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, Glee, Teen Titans - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix, Gakuen Mokushiroku | Highschool of the Dead, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, American Pie (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fairly OddParents, Dragon Ball, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Final Fantasy IX, Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    10 May 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    Two months after, Artemis bitterly struggles through life, trying to cope with his amnesia. But once again, belowground, the People want his help. No rest for the weary.

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    Conrad Harrington III and Artemis Fowl II are very, very similar in intelligence, demeanor, and choice of companions. What would happen if they met one day in an airport?

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    After reading a bunch of harry potter fan fiction an idea popped into my head. What would Atlantis have looked like in the harry potter universe? This is what i came up with. Not really planning on doing anything with this so feel free to use any of it for your own work if you want. Considering writing another instalment but focusing on the political system, city design/layout and the general magical daily life.

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    What if, in the book The Lost Colony, No. 1 got shot a little higher than his leg.

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    As translated from the Gnommish text found along the bottom of the pages of Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian, this is Artemis' last will and testament.

    Originally published on Wattpad and Fanfiction.net 17th June 2013.

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    Artemis is receiving recognition for his sacrifices in The Last Guardian, his family isn't exactly there to support him, but the Fowls aren't his only family.

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