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    548 days. 548 days had passed since Opal had tried taking over the world; again.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    Artemis had begun to think that he wasn't capable of romantic love. But then an awkward Minnesotan author with an odd name stayed at his house for spring break. Who knew it would blossom into something more? Definitely not Artemis.

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    14 Feb 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    Starts before book 1 but will continue through the series. Young Holly meets a tall (to her), dark, and handsome elf from Atlantis when the LEP calls for transfers to add to their severely understaffed police force. This is the story of their relationship. Holly/OC; likely eventually A/H, but mostly Holly/OC for the meat of it. Very smutty.

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    Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

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    The words hang awkward and heavy in the air and he feels Holly stiffen up, even from across the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    Two years later and Artemis is making his way slowly, slowly through life and his ambiguous relationship with the illustrious Holly Short.

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    Technology has finally revealed the People to the humans.
    An interracial Cold War has just begun.
    Hackers on both sides are trying to pierce each other's defence, but until now, no one has achieved anything.
    At Fowl Manor, meanwhile, a lonely hacker frowns as his plan slowly develops.

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    Imagine a bad day. A really. bad. day. now times that by a couple hundred and you're somewhere close to the current situation: the world is in crisis, the entire secrecy of the people is under threat (again), a faceless madman is holding the world to gunpoint...oh, and there's a little less than two weeks before mankind is wiped off the face of the earth.
    There's one option left. The last, best, hope for everything....

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    After the events of The Last Guardian, Holly and Artemis start to tell each other stories.

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    At that, Fowl actually appeared to be intrigued. “You can explain the logistics of flaked corn to me another day. Right now, I wish to speak to you about business.”
    “But… you’ve never heard of cornflakes? How do you not know about cornflakes?”
    “Alex, please. I’m trying to propose a deal.”
    Alex waved his hand dismissively. “Yeah, yeah, you’re going to threaten to tell the federation I screwed up unless I tell you what you want to know, whatever. Now, let’s talk about cornflakes.”

    In which Alex is still a spy and Artemis is still a rich genius but it's in space.
    Cornflakes are discussed.

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    The first thing she notices is the way her body moves a little slower. Her reaction times aren't as good, and feet aren't as quick. It isn't the ache of aging—she's familiar with that. This is something different. Possibly something more sinister.

    She keeps it to herself. Better to wait until she knows more before she raises the alarm.

    Holly and Artemis' little jaunt through the time stream has longer-lasting effects than they'd realize. Canon-divergent from the end of Lost Colony.

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    Artemis has committed one of the greatest sins even if Alex says it isn't. He killed someone to save the one he loved above all else. However not all is exactly as is seems. The day after Artemis is banished from the Lower Elements he vanishes without a trace. Along with his adoptive older brother Alexander Fowl. Five years later someone is stalking Holly. Someone not of her world or even universe.

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    Artemis Fowl II receives a letter with no return address, which tells him to go all the way to a camp in New York, just because they say it's where he belongs. The 12 gold coins don't help his curiosity, and neither does the secretive attitude his parents assumed upon seeing the letter. Curiosity usually ends up killing the cat, and its no different for the Fowl scion either.

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    **REVISING!!!** I have no idea where this story is going so I'm going to first complete it before uploading it! Might delete and re-upload in the future. Sorry and thank you!

    "As a child I always wanted to be a hero."

    Artemis Fowl II was meant to be a villain the day he was born. He knew this... But he can't help it when his eyes light up and heart swells with pride when he sees a hero in action. He can't help it that he wants to dream too.

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    An unusual Irish Teen genius and a Monster from the recently freed Undeground have tea to discuss magic, science, and how their worlds relate. Inspired by Magicae est Potestas

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    A reprimanding lecture from Commander Holly Short turns into a discussion on the origins of her mismatching eyes. A young captain learns about history, love, and loss.

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    She was uncomplicated, over-optimistic, and arguably the best thing that ever happened to that godforsaken town. Butler waits for Artemis to return from Hybras, but finds something else in the process. Butler/Bronagh

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    “This is madness!” cried Holly.
    The young pirate cocked his pistol. “I prefer to think of it as brilliance. It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”

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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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