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    When the boys from the Dwarf find a machine that seems to be able to transport them to a parallel universe, it leads to some unexpected consequences, and a strange quest for Dave Lister to undertake.

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    Ace Rimmer is staying and all he does is remind Rimmer of how much of a failure he is.

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    Arnold J Rimmer had been pining for Dave Lister from the moment they met. His depression at an all time low and with no hope of Lister loving him back, he turns to drastic measures to escape the demons of his mind. Will Lister find out and be his salvation or will be too late to save him?

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    The Earth is a very long way away, and a very long time ago, and Lister is beginning to feel the isolation get to him.

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    I wanna see your face, I wanna see you now.

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    Lister puts his mouth to work and some technical difficulties ensue.

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    What was Lister up to now? Rimmer felt panic rise inside of him.
    Was Lister joking about his mental health issues? Or worse had he … noticed something and was this an intervention? No smegging way. He was acting Captain, in charge. There was no way he'd ever show weakness. He pushed the tape away from him so harshly it fell of the table.

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    Life aboard the Dwarf is weird. Rimmer is dense, but cute.

    Starts before hard light.

    Comments and suggestions are welcome. Please ignore the crap title. I hate titling my works.

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    Directly after the events of Epideme, the Starbug crew finally catches up to the long-lost Red Dwarf. Things are not all as they seem when they discover not only that all of the old crew are alive, but for them, Lister and Kochanski had only been gone a few hours.

    Stuck in prison for stealing the Starbug and confidential crew files, they find themselves roped up in a conspiracy that threatens all of their lives – and maybe even the future of the universe itself.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    The crew discovers a foreign ship headed straight for Red Dwarf! Upon exploration, they find out they'll need to redeem themselves to the ship's A.I. in a very strange way...

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    John Rimmer ponders his youngest brother. Over three million years later, Arnold Rimmer receives a message.

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    This is basically a sexy re-imagining of the novel Better than Life and therefore contains spoilers to said novel.

    We find the crew of Red Dwarf living out their wildest dreams in the Alternate Reality game, 'Better than Life'. But Lister soon starts to realise that his dreams perhaps aren't very wild at all. Maybe they're a little, teensy, tiny bit...boring?
    Enter Trixie LaBouche. In a ten-tonne truck and eight inch heels with a lousy personality to boot, she's definitely not what Lister was expecting. But she might be exactly what he needs.
    One thing is for sure - Life is never boring around Trixie LaBouche.

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    Lister works for the Resistance but his boss, Kochanski, just isn't impressed with him. That changes when he encounters Arnold J. Rimmer of the First Order.

    Or maybe the encounter only pisses off Kochanski more?

    (Co authored with my twin sister)

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    A sequel to Thank You

    Lister and Rimmer emerge from stasis.

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    Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.

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    This was inspired by (and an attempt to carry on from) andimeantittosting's excellent fic Promotion

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    Rimmer and Reader get kidnapped and tortured by a simulant.

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    There's been a silent yet palpable shift in the dynamic between Dave and Arlene following the light bee incident, but neither seem to be exactly certain of how to move forward.

    Meanwhile, a dimensional rift abruptly brings the crew some unexpected guests with very familiar faces.

    [a continuation of Databent]

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    8/?
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