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    Ray is assigned to get information from Cyril who’s a lawyer, but feels bad about it when he believes he likes him.

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    Cyril finds Pam watering his plants, and when he ask her for drink after, their relationship evolves.

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    AJ gets to meet the Belcher kids. What could go wrong?

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    8/?
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    Takes place before 'fugue and riffs' (04x01), though it's slightly au. Bob and Linda take Archer in after he discloses that he needs a new identity and a place to stay. Tension develops between Bob and Archer, which they happily explore.

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    “It’s not exactly convincing, your hair is a lot thicker than mine,” Bob muttered, watching Archer work in the employee bathroom mirror.

    “Mm, I don’t know,” Archer said, adjusting the mustache glued to his face after giving Bob a long look.”I think once I grow my own we’ll at least look related.”

    That made Bob laugh, which made Archer smile.

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    1/1
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    1
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    81
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    Lana finally gets what's coming to her.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    25
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    2
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    Parenting Abbijean makes Sterling realize that his own upbringing was...well. Unorthodox. Thankfully, the people around him help as he analyzes the debris of his life - well, as much as Archer ever analyzes anything.

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    1,020
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    93
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    - story under construction -

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    11
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    After waking up from his coma, ISIS agent Sterling Archer has to come to terms with what changed while he was gone.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    The very messy aftermath of the double date.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Pam's not a co-captain (she'd crush it, natch, but two is already plenty, and that's before factoring in all of Archer and Lana's dysfunction) so she doesn't get a say in where the Seamus lowers its metaphorical anchor, but her vote would be Sanctuary, too. Mostly because she's never met a bigger badass—in either sense of the word—to rival herself other than Ellie.

    archer: 1999 and borderlands 3 crossover AU

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    Takes place directly after 'tragical history' (02x02). Archer and Cyril find Spelvin's ornate bath. They don't rush back to the office.

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    “You just objectively act like an old man. The sweater vests do not help.”

    “And what does a young man act like?”

    Archer opened his eyes to look at Cyril properly. Usually, Cyril wanted to hide from his gaze but today there was something different pulsing through his veins–maybe it was the accomplishment of saving the day (despite it being a problem that he caused) or maybe it was the thrill of playing hooky. Cyril didn’t look away when Archer spoke next, “I don’t know, Cyril, you tell me.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    387
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    Reader is hired as Archer's assistant ... without him knowing ... because his mother thinks he can't handle post-coma life on his own. What could possibly go wrong?

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    9,687
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    331
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    Lana and AJ visit Archer in the hospital. Small Spoiler for Skorpio

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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    After waking up from his coma, Archer has a serious, life shattering problem. He can't get it up anymore. Not unless he's fantasizing about Cyril dominating him.

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    6,491
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    28
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    4
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    Ray brings a favorite treat from home to the office, and Cheryl thinks John Denver might actually be an alien. These two events are, believe it or not, actually related.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    30
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    A butterfly flaps its wings and Archer makes a different choice at Dutch's bloody last supper. He causes a distraction that allows everyone to escape — everyone, that is, except for him.

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    1/1
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    22
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    Barry's got Archer all tied up for a little fun, and he invites a friend along.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    3
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    361
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    Archer bumps into a scorned lover and tries to fix past mistakes.

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    English
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    2,121
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    112
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    After dropping off the face of the Earth to rescue Mallory Archer's son, Barry loses his job at ODIN. Fortunately for him, he has his buddy Archer to fall back on, and their fledgling relationship, if it can be called that, can only get stronger now that they're living together.

    (Right? Right, Other Barry.)

    There's definitely no way this could possibly go wrong.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    169
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    A White Nights remix, in which Barry and Archer were recaptured, and have to work together to escape the KGB. It goes about as well as can be expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,140
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    509

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