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    Patroclus is not the Chosen One; he is not even sure he belongs in this world half the time. He knows the Chosen One and he's a boy just like himself—except he’s golden and perfect, he’s the star Quidditch player and he's the most powerful and gifted wizard in history. He’s destined to save all of magic someday. Patroclus kind of wants to hate him but Achilles makes it impossible.

    The Harry Potter and Song of Achilles mashup you never knew you wanted (hopefully).

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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

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    Agatha Doyle accidentally creates a magical batch of chocolate that makes the adults in Piffling Vale act like their teenaged selves.

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    The Funns very explicitly have no cousins of interest. They have bills and Chapman asking stupid questions, that’s all!

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    Eric Lukas loses a brother, steals a name, and backpedals out of the family business so quickly that he trips directly into a haunted funeral parlor.

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    Just last Tuesday, Desdemona Funn died under mysterious circumstances in her house, but was found utterly alone. The murder is disconcertingly obvious, and spells trouble for Funn Family Funerals, who she specially requested to come to Crestfall, Idaho to hold her funeral. Follow OW as he investigates the case, reconnects with old friends, and attempts to flirt with an especially grumpy funeral director.

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    What if Marlene's confession in Antigone In The Spotlight had gone a bit differently?

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    Rudyard discovers a family secret and Funn Funerals acquires a new apprentice. But as Rudyard comes to terms with parenthood, he still must contend with the judgments of others in Piffling Vale - especially those of Eric Chapman.

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    3/?
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    This shit will haunt your dreams, enter at your own risk

    Most of this will be of fandoms but an occasional oc will work it's way in.

    Not everything has a happy ending

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    2/?
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    The S.S. Piffling was anchored off the coast of Brighton when they spotted him: a lone man bobbing in a garishly painted kayak that was clearly not meant for open water. He was holding an axe instead of a paddle and was bleeding rather profusely from a head wound.

    “Oh, hi!” The man said, waving at them with the axe. “I think I might be dead?”

    Or: Timothy Stoker confronts his future. Eric Chapman confronts his past. Everyone else is just trying to get by between potential apocalypses.

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    First dates are hard for everybody- even Eric Chapman. They're nigh impossible for Antigone Funn. As long as there's torte at the end of it, everything will be okay though... right?

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    There were a variety of reactions when Rudyard broke the news. Antigone was at a loss for words in her disbelief, communicating through incredulous syllables and exasperated looks. Georgie just gave a knowing smile, which Rudyard found confusing and vaguely unsettling. And Chapman... well, he was there, too. Which was completely irrelevant.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “Statement of Eric Chapman, regarding his time as an undertaker in the village of Piffling Vale. Statement Begins.”

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    Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has are a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.
    He will cause problems on purpose.

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    Rudyard and Antigone Funn run a funeral home in Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn’t any more. Ever since Eric Chapman arrived on the island business hasn’t been good. The Funns are down to their last wizened carrot and the proceeds for my book (Memoirs of a Funeral Mouse, available in all good bookstores) can only stretch so far… something has to be done.

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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously than the other.

    A podfic of arboreal_overlords' "Georgie, Attack!"

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    Chapters:
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    "Chapman cleared his throat. “I say, Rudyard,” he said. “You look like you haven’t been sleeping all that well lately.”

    The worst part, Rudyard thought irritably, was that he didn’t even look down at his script while saying it. He’d already memorised the bloody lines. 

    “Yes, well I haven’t,” Rudyard read slightly woodenly from his script. “I’ve been sleeping on a mattress filled with straw and old bicycles. Hold on-” Rudyard lowered the script and shot Jennifer Delacroix an annoyed look. “Why am I the one sleeping on the junk mattress? Can’t I have the good one?”

    In an attempt to rescue the state of Funn Funerals' finances, Rudyard agrees to do a mattress advertisement for Piffling FM. He wasn't expecting to be co-starring alongside Eric Chapman - or for there to be a er, practical element to the ad spot. And to make things worse, there's only one mattress...

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    Comments:
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