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    “I love you, you know.”

    Eric Chapman made every effort to remain at once very still on the mortuary table, while at the same time not betraying the fact that he had to put special effort into doing so. His eyes remained fixed to the ceiling.

    “Oh?”

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    The Piffling Amateur Dramatics Society's fall production is starting rehearsals, with Georgie Crusoe at the helm. Will Antigone be able to handle the role? And her feelings? And will Miss Scruple play the right notes on the organ?
    All this and more, waiting behind the curtain...

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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.
    Rudyard is a cantankerous, taciturn man without height, charisma or any memorable features. Most people hate him - that is if they recognise him out of the context of his funeral home at all. He is quite used to that by now.
    But that all changes when, by a quirk of fate, he learns that someone on the island has developed some intensely conflicted feelings towards him.
    For the first time in his life, Rudyard has an admirer.
    If only he knew what to do about it!


    Eyes flailing, ricocheting in their sockets Rudyard cast a desperate glance about himself for an excuse, any excuse to further stall Chapman and finally blurted.
    'What about dinner?' This had the desired effect because Chapman's purposeful march petered into a stop.
    'Well, what about it?' He mumbled, facing Rudyard once more.
    'W-would you like to have dinner tonight?'
    'I like to have dinner every night. Now, if that is all you wanted, I guess I might just-'
    'More specifically, would you like to have dinner with me?'
    'Oh, blimey. Well yes, bloody yes, of course!'

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    As any carnival or circus should, the Piffling Traveling Circus has a myriad of amusement machines, most of which Antigone finds pointless as she much prefers watching the performances. Despite her dislike for the contraptions she finds that even the smaller things that the circus offers her can bring her joy, as long as the ringmistress is by her side.

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    Marlene tells Antigone the circumstances surrounding her arrival to Pifflingvale.

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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    Prince Rudyard has been trapped in a tower with his sister since they were young. They used to be alone in the woods. They aren't anymore.

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    Rudyard Funn and Eric Chapman run two funeral homes in the village of Piffling Vale. They used to both be alive. Rudyard isn't sure if that's true anymore.

    Rudyard becomes consumed with paranoia after a mundane day of petty rivalry goes awry. For everyone else, it's all pretty much business as usual.

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    The year is 1845, and Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale

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    Eric Chapman: look, ive been thinking

    Rudyard Funn: oh, was it hard?

    Eric Chapman: i

    Eric Chapman: shut up and let me speak

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    Rudyard & Georgie clash with Antigone & Marlene in a sandcastle building competition hosted by Chapman. However, tensions lay deeper on the sandy beaches of Piffling and Antigone must face her jealous demeanor.

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    The nature of undertakers is such that when they inevitably reach rock bottom they will begin to dig. So it's hardly surprising that desperate funeral director Rudyard Funn is relying on increasingly shoddy business practices when trying to beat his relentless rival, Eric Chapman.
    Still, he may have dug himself into a hole too deep even for an undertaker when accepting this commission from Calliope's mother. Namely, to put her daughter off of becoming an undertaker herself (while also burying her uncle). And while the one thing Rudyard excels in is failing, could it be that the one time it actually matters he might just... fail at being a failure?
    Let's find out!

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    Rudyard Funn went to his bed looking like himself. He doesn't, anymore.
    Rudyard and Eric swap bodies for a day and things happen. Freaky Friday AU, sort of. Just the body swap part.

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    “Well that was horrible,” Rudyard said. The three employees of Funn Funerals stood inside of the shop as the Carmicheals brawled over Stanley’s grave again.

     

    “Yeah,” Georgie agreed. “That might’ve actually been worse than the first time.”

     

    “Might’ve actually been worse?” Antigone said incredulously. “That was much worse. And now we’re back here again!”

     

    The Funn Funerals staff gets stuck in a time loop that encapsulates the entire first season, which is also the worst month of their lives.

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    A graveyard, an inn, and a lighthouse guard the ocean from the shore. This is a story about the five people who take care of them.

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    Have you ever wondered whether Chapman and Funn Funerals ever reconciled after the events in the uranium mine? Well, fret no more because amends are made and a disastrous Christmas is turned around in "Silent night?" Not bloomin' likely!"

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    Antigone Funn runs a funeral home on the island of Piffling. It used to be the only one. It’s not anymore. Antigone finds herself spending quality time with her competitor.

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    After a visit to the circus, little Antigone Funn's entire vision of her future changed. Unfortunately, the shadows follow her everywhere.

    A fic depicting a snapshot of the Funn Twins' childhoods, with a bonus appearance from a very unhappy Mayor Desmond Desmond.

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    “It’s not pity,” Eric finally said, and Antigone blinked, once, twice, before shutting her mouth with an audible click. Her chest was heaving, black hair strewn over her shoulders and tangled during the course of her outburst. Her eyes flicked down to Eric’s mouth, breathing harshly. He licked his lips. “I promise you, it’s not pity.”

    -

    Wherein Chapman and Antigone have an argument, and things escalate from there.

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