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On a rainy day during the Watch's off-hours, Nobby, Colon, Carrot and Angua decide to play the Disc's version of Monopoly.
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A gentle thread that spun itself from the fact that in HOGFATHER, we learned there were Captain Carrot toys for happy children.
There were almost Sam Vimes toys.
Thankfully, Sam Vimes did something about that.
Successive chapters will be elsewhere in the Discworld, and Hogswatch-themed, and with plenty of other characters -
The Watch But It's Good Now by centreoftheselights
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Watch (TV 2021)
21 Aug 2021
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@BBC America, hire me.
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Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 5ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 6ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit. 7ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion. 8ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.
9ème : Vimes, Les vivants et les morts. 10ème : Vimes, Des saisons qui changent. 11ème : Vimes, Les fleurs ont fané.
12ème : Nobby, Et s'il n'en reste qu'un...Series
- Part 3 of Des bouts de légende
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Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.
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Stress affects people in many ways. Some logical, some whimsical, and some...festive. Vimes just wishes none of them involved quite so much paperwork.
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- Part 3 of Eighteen Words for Snow
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Ankh-Morpork is struck with a crime spree. Well, reverse-crime spree. The Watch is (reluctantly) on the case. People are dying, and it's up to Vimes, Carrot, and Angua to figure out why. The Watch makes an interesting new ally, a fellow who talks in Aʟʟ Cᴀᴘs...
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La tâche qui ne leur incombait pas by traitor_for_hire
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2020
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Trois personnes veillent sur Dame Sybil Vimaire, après le Sac d'Ankh-Morpork par l'Empire Klatchien, mais avant la restauration de Havelock Vétérini, Patricien.
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For the first time in his life, Watch Inspector A.E. Pessimal is dating someone. But all is not well: His date keeps pumping him for money, then turns up dead. Working with Angua and a troubled new lance constable, A.E. chases a shadowy villainess through Ankh-Morpork's burgeoning gay nightlife scene. Will they catch her before she kills again? Will A.E. find love? Can werewolves beatbox? Find out!
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Some say the Patrician loves his city; some say he loves only power. Some say the Patrician is loved by his city; some say he is merely tolerated for lack of an alternative. Now something dangerous is brewing in Ankh-Morpork, something that threatens to destroy it utterly. At what price is Lord Vetinari willing to save its residents? At what price is anyone else willing to save him?
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Three people watching Lady Sybil Vimes, after the Sack of Ankh-Morpork by the Klatchian Empire, but before the Restoration of Havelock Vetinari, Patrician.
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[Podfic] Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do) by kalakirya
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2020
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podfic of who_la_hoop's story
Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.
But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .
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"Ye gods, man” Vimes grimaced, moving the coffee mug away from his face to scowl at it like it had personally offended him. “What did you put in this?”
Constable Fiddle blinked at him. “It’s sugar, sir.”
Vimes made a face usually only reserved for very special occasions, like looking for missing evidence in a public privy, or finding an unexpected vegetable in his bacon sandwich.
A slice from a (more or less) ordinary day in the Watch.
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mini recueil de mini fics sur le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork ;
1ère vignette : L'art et la manière de suicider les gens sans se mettre le Guet à dos (ou pas). 2ème : L'administration du Guet selon Vimes et Vetinari. 3ème: Sur le Monde-Rond ça tiendrait avec du scotch... 4ème : C'est Sergent Côlon, s'il vous plaît !
5 et 6èmes : Les Trolls, les Nains et le Guet. -
The Tyrant and the Angel. by Howlermonkey
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Sep 2019
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AU version of Crowley and Aziraphale, drawing on Discworld as inspiration. Crowley is leader of a huge city, member of a feudal political class obsessed with power, but who didnt really mean to end up as the head of state, just hung out with the wrong people. He is seen as a bit of a tyrant due to the difficult decisions he has to make daily. Aziraphale is the quiet city archivist, with a few literal angelic traits that seem at odds with the slightly demonic city leader, but which doesn't stop them growing to need eachother.
The story begins when Aziraphale's angelic heritage means he has premonitions of a hellish future event looming on his city. He turns to the true angels for their help in stopping it, but they’d rather let it happen so they can do what they do best and fight a war. The war will be in Crowley’s city, and as neither side seems to care about the humans caught in their wake, it's up to Aziraphale to find a way to save the city, and people, he loves best.
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"What Would Sam Vimes Do?"
Well, he'd arrest the god, wouldn't he?
...what did you do when the god was Sam Vimes?
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Pendant plus de trente ans, le 25 mai était quelque chose dont on ne parlait pas, dont on se souvenait seulement. Et puis pour Sam Vimes, une année à cette date, tout a changé.
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The world went slightly crazy in 2016, shortly after England made a ridiculous decision for their own future and America decided they wanted a cartoon character as a leader I wrote this.
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Age 14: Sam Vimes Jr gets caught fighting. by catintheinfinite (michelle439731)
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2018
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Fourteen is a great age. Except when it's not. It's not Sams fault he keeps getting into fights. Apart from when it is. His dad needs to back off. And give him some advice.
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- Part 2 of A Difficult Age
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Carrot and Angua have been working opposite schedules for a week. When the time comes for them to come together, no one will be left wanting.