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    In the end, everything is different. Yet, nothing has changed. They are still the same brothers, even when a bit ragged. Lucifer just doesn't know how to break this fact to Crowley without triggering either a panic attack, or without an angry Angel attacking him.

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    Castiel and Dean Smith are a regular married couple, living in a little suburban town and working ordinary, uninteresting jobs. However, each of them is concealing a secret: Castiel was once a mighty seraph, an angel of the Lord who decided to fall for human kind and walk among them as their equal. Dean on the other hand is a retired hunter of the supernatural, trying to let go of his past and find a better life after having ended the demon who killed his mother. When a nice, blond, cookie-selling girl scout knocks on their door and unleashes the entire hell on them, the life shattering secrets can no longer stay hidden. Exposed to each other’s worlds, Cas and Dean have to fight to save it from the appending apocalypse, but the insecurities and miscommunication might lead them to lose one another in the process.

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    A Storm ends, and an Empire is brought to ruin, if only for a short time. Castor van Entialpoh, Legatus of the Fourteenth Legion and Warrior of Light, now has a new quest to embark upon: the salvation of a new world and the people who have struggled to carve out a life for themselves in what is left, drowning in Light.
    In a world of angels who bathe in blood, where Light brings ruin and death, only the return of the Night can bring salvation, and put an end to a vicious, ruinous cycle.

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    When you find yourself in a world where monsters are real, you struggle to come to terms with threats of the mysterious bastards that brought you to this universe and sort out one massive and deadly misunderstanding with the Winchesters—all in hopes of somehow finding your way back home.

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    Chapter 5 is still under construction but the rest of my updates have been posted and so has Chapter 8! Chapter 9 in progress! - 11/29/22

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    The lycan’s eyes were a stark difference from the black beads they were earlier and it was almost enough to startle Crowley. His eyes were still wet from the pain in his wrist and he watched with a trembling lower lip as the man’s face softened a fraction.

    “My dear, you are just as much a beast as I am,” came the low voice again, like rich honey dripping from the comb on a hot summer’s day.

    “I-I’m not a beast, heaven’s sake.” Crowley protested weakly, lost in the sight of long starlight hair that hung around the lycan’s shoulders in thick waves.

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    In season 2 of "On the Edge", Kim Taehyung returns fully to his job as a hunter.
    Whilst adjusting to the changes of their relationship, Kim Seokjin gets tangled in the search for a truth.

    The Hunters and Seokjin are back. 🎈

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    Seven years after the appocolapse, Crowley is summoned to Los Angeles only to run into someone he could have gone the rest of his life without seeing again. Things go pear-shaped and Armageddon may begin again. Now, it will take a miracle to save the world and second time.

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    "You have given me what I needed most. I want to do the same for you," Amara had told him.

    What if what Dean Winchester had needed most wasn't Mary back, but was for his long coveted Angel to finally be HIS Angel.

    Of course getting what you wish for is never as simple as it first appears and it isn't long before Dean discovers being with Castiel means getting a hell of a lot more than he bargained for.
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    Dean had known Cas to go over protective on him before, but this was ridiculous. It was only a bit of food poisoning, or a bug. Living most of his life on the road, surviving on truck stops and greasy diner food, Dean had had plenty in his time. Twenty four hours at the most and he’d be back to his usual self. There was really no need for Cas’ panic.

    Was weird that he hadn’t healed him though.

    “Your healing mojo must be off,” Dean grumbled. “Still feel like crap.”

    “You’re not sick.” Cas' eyes never left the road ahead.

    “Oh yeah?” Dean cocked a cheeky eyebrow, “The chunks I blew at the side of the road back there would prove otherwise.”

    “You’re not sick,” Cas repeated, deathly serious. “...You’re pregnant.”

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    DAY/Chp 17: SUPERNATURAL; THIGH SEX + CAR SEX + PUBLIC SEX—Sam and Dean get frisky at a farmer’s market/spring fair. Sex ensues.

    DAY/Chp 18: SHAMELESS; GLORYHOLE + UNIFORMS + ROLE PLAYING—Mickey convinces Ian to try out a gloryhole while he’s dressed up in his military fatigues.

    DAY/Chp 19: SUPERNATURAL; HUMAN FURNITURE + SADISM—Bartholomew collects humans to act as his furniture. WARNING FOR VIOLENCE AND OBJECTIFICATION. (No sex or smut included.)

    DAY/Chp 20: SUPERNATURAL; PEGGING + PREGNANT SEX—Sam and his wife have sex while she is pregnant.

    DAY/Chp 21: TEEN WOLF; FOOD SEX + PRAISE KINK—Scott wants to watch Derek have sex with a pumpkin, so Derek does it.

    DAY/Chp 22: SUPERNATURAL; VOYEURISM + EXHIBITIONISM—Sam and Dean hire a prostitute for the night because Dean likes to watch.

    DAY/Chp 23: SUPERNATURAL; XENOPHILIA + OVERSTIMULATION—Dean and Benny have sex in Purgatory.

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    His eyes weren’t drawn to the deep gash in the man’s neck, but rather his face. His eyes and the sockets around them were scorched, like they had been burned from the inside out. He had never seen anything like it. Pamela pulled down the cloth to uncover the rest of his body to reveal that his lower stomach had been cut just as badly as his neck. The other two were the same, more or less. One was missing a finger and the other had a nasty bruise shaping at his temple.

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    In the land of Eden, strange things are occurring. Demons are quoting prophecies, the land's boarders are being overrun with monsters, and a strange witch is hiding something that may change the course of the world's very existence. Sam and Dean Winchester, Hunters of the Guild, are sent to find why the witch has been hiding, and why it involves them...

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    Cas keeps biting his lower lip. Dean doesn’t know if it’s a new habit or not (he never got to see human Cas before the weeks of torture). He tells Cas to stop whenever he sees it, but it clearly happens when he’s not around, and frequently, because Cas’ lip is starting to look like a discolored strip of raw meat and dark blood stains.

    Charlie buys different flavors of lip balm online and has Cas try each one to find the kind he likes.

    “Put it on whenever you feel like biting your lips,” she says, buying several extra tubes of Burt’s Bees so he can put one in each pocket of his clothes.

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    You have been tasked with leading the extraction of Michael’s Sword from Hell’s Inner Circle. The Elder speaks. Castiel trembles, unworthy of standing here. You are to use any means necessary. Any deception, any entrapment, to bring The Sword back to the Earthly Plane.

    And it goes downhill from there.

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    Michael had known that his true vessel would be born soon, and he was prepared for that. He had not been prepared to be yanked out of heaven and be trapped in said vessel. Being unable to access his grace or even move, he is forced to watch his vessel grow without being able to communicate with the outside world.

    Then Lucifer's vessel is born and while he wants nothing to do with it, Dean spends every second he can with his little brother. Micheal has always wanted to do what his father wanted, but that is getting harder as he watches Dean live and love his little brother. But it's not like Lucifer will change his mind. Right?

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    Inspired by the song "Start Again" by One Republic
    I was heavily inspired by Back To The Past (And Then Some). There are a few key differences, but the general idea was the basis for this fic.
    To create their destiny, Dean and a newly female Castiel go back to September 1st, 2005.

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    But that wasn't what surprised him the most. He tilted his body to turn on the shower, and noticed something he hadn't before. 

    On his left shoulder sat a handprint, seared into his skin. No wonder his shoulder hurt so much. Maybe Alastair put it there at some point to brand Dean as his? No, he would've felt it earlier. It must have had to to with his escape. 

    All of a sudden, it all came rushing back to him. The girl he was torturing's cries for help, the torture room seeming to fall apart...and pretty soon after was when he first felt the burning on his shoulder, then the feeling of being lifted up. 

    It must have been made by whatever busted him out.

     

    In other words, a Supernatural Season 4 re-write.

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    As far as Azirafel, First prince of hell, Lucifer’s right hand knows, Crowley is just any old, run of the mill angel. He is intrigued by the angel that holds so little regard for the Almighty and Heaven and can’t help but want to see what the odd little angel will do next.

    As far as Rapahel, Seventh Archangel of Heaven and God’s chosen Healer knows, Ezra is an ordinary demon; sent by his brother to cause chaos for Gods creation. It seems like so long since he’s seen such a genuine act of kindness that he can’t help the… interest he develops for the demon on their first meeting.

    Obviously no harm can come from keeping their true identities a secret from one another. Right?

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have switched places in a bid to survive their anticipated executions. Crowley had no idea just how Heaven had been treating his angel, he’s about to find out.

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    “This isn’t child’s play any more, Elrik. This is war.”

    Elrik says nothing. He tends to do this a lot as of late.

    The weight of the war seems to settle heavily on Xanthous’s shoulders as he gazes at the decapitated head.

    (It wouldn’t be the last severed limb he’d see.)

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    Lightning cracks again and Mo’s mind fills with a memory that had been suppressed – flying out of Hell, dazed, feverish. Someone’s hand, a hard grip on his shoulder, where there’s a scar now. Wings flapping around them. And red hair.
    He blinks up and the angel smiles. “Hello, Mortimer. You called for me. Twice.”

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    All angels was angry they know that
    was his fault "castiel"

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