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    “Dean Winchester, prisoner of war, for your crimes against the Republic Of God, you will be sentenced to coital slavery until death.”

    Dean wanted to cry when he hears that, but really, it's not as bad as he thought it would be.

    Or: Cas is clueless about sex, and sex slave!Dean walks him through his first hand job.

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    Summary: What if instead of Castiel being the one to meet with the freshly resurrected Dean, it’s Uriel? Castiel was still the one to yank him out, but Uriel is the leader of the garrison that stormed Hell to get to Dean’s soul while Castiel is his subordinate.

     

    The man steps around closer to Dean, looking down at him. "My garrison is the one that stormed Hell to pull you out, as per a direct command from God Himself."

    Is this...Castiel? Dean wonders, watching him. "So you're—"

    "Uriel, leader of the garrison that—"

    "But you're not the one who pulled me out, are you?" Dean interrupts.

    Uriel smiles tightly. "No, that was one of my subordinates—the fastest of the group, the bastard. Nonetheless, you're welcome."

    "So what does all that make you, then? A demon?"

    Uriel scoffs. "I'm an angel."

    Angels don't exist! Dean's mind screeches. "Prove it," he challenges instead.

    "I don't have to prove anything to you, you mud scraping ape," Uriel retorts, sneering. "I pulled you out of Hell, and I'm not afraid to shove you back down."

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    Castiel is tricked by the Angels into guarding an enemy in Heaven.
    Dean hasn't heard from Castiel in a while.
    Both are in love, and Sam's ready to shove them both in a closet.
    However, when Dean finds Castiel, it isn't what either of them expects.

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    His eyes weren’t drawn to the deep gash in the man’s neck, but rather his face. His eyes and the sockets around them were scorched, like they had been burned from the inside out. He had never seen anything like it. Pamela pulled down the cloth to uncover the rest of his body to reveal that his lower stomach had been cut just as badly as his neck. The other two were the same, more or less. One was missing a finger and the other had a nasty bruise shaping at his temple.

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    In the land of Eden, strange things are occurring. Demons are quoting prophecies, the land's boarders are being overrun with monsters, and a strange witch is hiding something that may change the course of the world's very existence. Sam and Dean Winchester, Hunters of the Guild, are sent to find why the witch has been hiding, and why it involves them...

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    Part One of the "Kyra's Misadventures in the Wordsmith 'Verse" series.

    After the truth behind his attack on New York in 2012 comes out, Loki is released from Asgard's prison and accompanies Thor to Earth to make peace with the Avengers. As fate would have it, he isn't the only visitor to Avengers Tower today.

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    Death was decidedly dissatisfied with the care being shown by certain bacteria towards his favorite one. He would have preferred to just reap the impertinent apes responsible, but unfortunately, that option was off the table. Luckily, a bit of research showed a different option just in time for Dean Winchester to catch up with him in a little pizzeria in Chicago.

    (Picks up S05Ep21 & post-Book 2)

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    "Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe - it gives back life to those who no longer exist." ― Guy de Maupassant

    Clary comes to in a park outside of an abandoned church with no memory of how she got there. It's not the only thing she forgets. She's told that her mother and Dot died in a brutal home invasion, but that didn't explain why Luke had disappeared, or Simon and his family. And despite being enrolled in the Brooklyn Academy of Art, she didn't seem to know anyone there and nor did anyone seem to know her. Clary found herself suddenly and inexplicably alone in the world with no real memory of how it happened.

    So when she is attacked and nearly killed by a creature that could not possibly exist, she just assumes she had lost her mind until two men come to question her about a string of similar attacks. She quickly falls into their world of saving people and hunting things, not realizing it was always where she belonged.

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    Seven years after the appocolapse, Crowley is summoned to Los Angeles only to run into someone he could have gone the rest of his life without seeing again. Things go pear-shaped and Armageddon may begin again. Now, it will take a miracle to save the world and second time.

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    ”I love you.”

    Dean couldn’t get the words out of his head, couldn’t push away the memory trying to worm its way to the front of his mind. A bloodstained white button-up, black ooze that held too much resemblance to the goo from the Leviathans, blackened cracks on pale skin, an old, abandoned barn. Every time he blinked, that was all he saw. His ears refused to register the sounds of the bunker around him. They seemed to be stuck in a loop of the past, hearing what Cas had thought would be his last words on repeat.

    ———

    “I-I love you too, Cas. I don’t know if you meant it the same way, but—I do.”

    For a long moment, Cas just stared at Dean, lips parted slightly in what Dean thought was surprise or maybe shock. Dean sighed, ready to get up and leave if Cas wanted him to, but before he could move, a smile broke out across Cas’s face. Dean’s breath hitched involuntarily at the sight of it; Cas so rarely smiled, especially this bright, and something in him wanted to keep it there forever. Jesus, when did he become such a sap?

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    Aka a fic where I made destiel canon and it got a little out of hand and more complicated than I originally planned. Slowly becomes more canon divergent.

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    Dean rouses at the footsteps whispering across the floor. More angels, back for more prodding; another round of questioning and threats.

    “I already told you,” he growls, voice rough from disuse and dehydration as he presses his back against the brick at the back of his cell, “I’m not ever going to be one of your puppets, asswipes.”

    No. 4 - TRUST FALL
    “Do you trust me?” | taken hostage | pushed pulled

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    Alastor awakens in agony to discover he is lost in a world that is unfamiliar and brutal. A battle is being waged for the fate of this place he is told is Hell, and he may be The One who can turn the tide.

    Very loosely inspired by The Matrix

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    A Storm ends, and an Empire is brought to ruin, if only for a short time. Castor van Entialpoh, Legatus of the Fourteenth Legion and Warrior of Light, now has a new quest to embark upon: the salvation of a new world and the people who have struggled to carve out a life for themselves in what is left, drowning in Light.
    In a world of angels who bathe in blood, where Light brings ruin and death, only the return of the Night can bring salvation, and put an end to a vicious, ruinous cycle.

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    With the multiverse collapsing in on itself, a Winchester decides to sacrifice themselves by going back in time to try to stop it. Unfortunately when the universe shifts mid-time jump, they go back futher than they mean to.
    With their mere presence already altering the course of history, what harm could changing a few more things bring about?
    Saving people, and hunting things was her family's business after all...

    *Author has not given permission to Fanfic Pocket Archive Library (Unofficial) to share her work.

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    Helping Vee out in New Orleans leads to an object that might kill The Darkness.

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    Now that the Winchesters have averted the Apocalypse, it’s time to get back to work. And who better to know what the demons are up to than an angel?

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    Hunters are not allowed to raise magical children. When it is discovered that Mary is pregnant with a wizarding child, MACUSA steps in, and the Potters step up. Henry Winchester is raised as Harry Potter until security concerns send him to a family that does not know he exists. As Winchester luck dictates, the road will not be smooth. Especially when Heaven intervenes.

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    Dean Winchester returns to his home of Jericho, Kansas for the first time in eight years. Things have changed, but not that much. He has a son, for one. The love of his life is somehow alive, for another—not that he knows that yet. And... Sam's a ghost?

    Strange things have been happening in Jericho since before the town was founded. Dean spent every summer from the age of 15 to 18 there with his mom and younger brother. That first night, that first summer twelve years ago, an angel fell from Heaven. Now Dean's twenty-six, having lost that angel on his shoulder eight years now, and he's ready to come home.

    Strange things just might happen again, now that the city knows he's home.

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    Post-Episode 20, Carry On (fix it)

    Amara takes over as God until Jack is ready, taking him off world to see the sights of the universe. Dean tries to come to terms with the aftermath of the world nearly ending and Castiel's confession, turning to what he knows best- losing himself on hunts. Sam tries to be a good brother and bring his family together. And Castiel? Castiel does what he does best: gets himself into trouble.

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    When Dean is driving his impala with the food for Sam and himself, he found a strange boy by himself.

    The boy named David is weirdly optimistic and mostly obedient which freak both brothers out. They already tested holy water, silver and all on him but it didn’t affect the strange boy in any way.

    Dean assumes that David was most likely abandoned and neglected by his own parents since the boy will follow him everywhere and try to keep him in his sight…

    But when Castiel set his eyes on David, he along with other angels immediately recommends that brothers destroy that “manmade abomination”.

    Things get worst when David realizes monsters, witches, ghosts, demons & angels are real...while Dean is feeling conflicted on this childlike robot and is thinking about giving the robo-kid back to the creator...

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    Dean is really trying to listen to Sam talk about organic vegetables his fiancé wants, but his attention is brought to a commotion near the front of the store. There is a loud crash, like glass breaking. Immediately, Dean is on edge, his hand hovering over his concealed gun. He takes a few slow steps towards the end of the aisle, but doesn’t make it far before someone turns into the aisle from the opposite side. Dean turns to ask if the man is okay.

    The words get stuck somewhere in Dean’s throat, his eyes going wide. The man is wearing a suit and a long, tan trench coat. His tie is blue like his eyes and his hair is sticking up in all directions, completely wild and untamable in a way that has Dean swallowing the lump in his throat. The way this man walks, almost at a run, is like he’s on the most important mission of his life.

    “Dean, are you still there?” Sam asks, shaking Dean out of his trance.

    “I- um,” Dean starts, but suddenly there’s a large, strong hand on his shoulder and he’s being manhandled up against the shelf of bread.

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