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    Anthony J. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell are sophomores in Swindlefield High and end up in detention after getting into a fight with each other. Once the teacher who supervises detention leaves the room they end up talking to each other, after making plans to hang out after detention ends. How will their relationship turn out?

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    15/?
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    Two years after the failed apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale think they're free. Free to love, free to get married and move into their cottage in the South Downs. But Heaven and Hastur aren't exactly ready to move on.

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    Humans. He’d been captured by human sorcerers. Practitioners of the occult. Humans with too much time on their hands and more power than they ever should have.

    Aziraphale had been told he was one of the lucky ones.

    OR

    Aziraphale is taken and tortured and after all is said and done, Crowley desperately tries to put his angel back together.
    (Whumptober 2021)

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    Or, Five Times Crowley Took Romantic Advice From Anathema (plus One Time He Took Romantic Advice From Newt)

    “Shaddup,” Crowley said, a bit of fondness leaking into his voice. “We’re not friends, neither. You’re just this bint who I tempt into ditching her fiancé on a monthly basis.”
    “And you are just this camp old horror that comes to me to whine about his boyfriend-who-isn’t-really-his-boyfriend,” she retaliated, resting her chin on her folded hands.

    Anathema Device has the perfect plan for tempting Aziraphale to realize that he ought to be with Crowley (not to mention distracting herself from own upcoming wedding): adapting scenarios from cheesy rom-coms.
    Crowley is doubtful, but hasn’t got one single better idea.

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    Salesman Crowley is driving home when he sees a man in obvious distress at the side of the road. He stops and offers him a lift. Little does he know that this compassionate action will change his life forever.

    This is a human AU that can be read as a stand-alone story without reference to the other works in the series.

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    24
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    1
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    108
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    Aziraphale plans to avoid any holiday traditions that bring back memories of his late husband until he receives a gift from a handsome shop owner. To move on from his loss, Aziraphale works for a balance between his memories and finding a future.

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    7/?
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    15
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    26
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    5
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    712
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    While Christmas crackers were always a part of the holiday celebration for Newt, he had to admit, one should be a bit concerned when they are provided by a demon. A bit of Christmas fluff with Anathema and Newt.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Anthony Crowley left behind the world of high class dining to open a small bakery in Soho. Aziraphale is a lonely bookshop owner who finds it on accident. Cue rom com levels of romance, baking shenanigans, and everyone being happy. As they say, if you want a hyper specific bakery AU, you gotta do it yourself.

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    11/12
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    Universes are plenty - there's an uncountable amount at any given moment - and some of them are just like each other, except a little to the left. This world is a little more complicated than that.
    Everything started when Lucifer didn't fall, which is to show just what love is capable of, and it keeps starting:

    Approximately six thousand years after the Beginning, give or take of course, a house fire left a young family homeless and one of the parents dead. You know the story.

    Except you don't.

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    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    8
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    431
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    Crowley only wanted to get home for Christmas. Unfortunately, a sudden onset of winter thwarts his plans. Making his way down to Tadfield by the most obscure means of transportation he is forced to stick with his very annoying seat mate Aziraphale. Only someone up there (or down there, or wherever it is that things are nowadays) seems to have it in for him, because trouble seems to be waiting for them around every corner.

    Or the Planes, Trains & Automobiles AU all have been waiting for

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    3/?
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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    341,054
    Chapters:
    37/40
    Collections:
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    979
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    After postponing Armageddon and departing from their respective sides, Aziraphale and Crowley drift away from each other in the warps of time - that is until old friends call upon them to stop Armageddon once again. Words have been left unsaid and feelings have been left undeclared - but there is no time for that when the future of the world is in peril. Tensions grow and old flames are alight as the world comes to its end; will they be able to save the world in time? Or will they choose to save what they have instead?

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    Crowley’s acting career is in the toilet, but he’s been given one last chance: a role in a new musical being developed at a regional theatre, which might even make it to Broadway if they can catch the eye of the right investor. So far, the odds look good; there’s an enormous fan interest in the first stage adaptation of the beloved book, "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch". Sure, there are some strange characters afoot, like the witchy dramaturg and the dotty choreographer, but this might be the opportunity Crowley needs…
    If he and Aziraphale- his costar, former lover, and current nemesis- don’t ruin everything first.

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    9/?
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    76
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    77
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    12
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    1083
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    Agnes, Nutter, an eccentric director with an almost prophetic ability to create hit theatrical shows brings together a cast of wonderfully talented and unique actors to create a new production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Aziraphale is a classically trained method actor, known for being a bit of a diva, and Crowley is a musical theatre actor known for being a spontaneous and bold performer with a bit of a bad reputation. The journey from audition to opening night will be a rocky one, but they might just end up finding something wonderful.

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    18,592
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    22
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    19
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    2
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    118
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    It's been nearly four years since the Apocalypse was averted, and life is stranger than ever. For one, Crowley has accidentally befriended Gabriel when he wasn't paying attention. Second, Anathema and Newt are finally tying the knot and everyone is invited - everyone. Third, and most importantly, evil is lurking in the background of a sweet, beautiful summer, and it's due to present itself on the very eve of the festivities.

    As in all things, there's nothing quite like a wedding and/or mortal danger to bring everyone together.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    234
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    336
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    68
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    Armageddon wasn't the only time Azirapahale and Crowley shared corporations, just the first. They don't realize the effects are visible until tea with Anathema and Newt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    21
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    85
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    6
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    329
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    Aziraphale Fell knows a lot of things, just not anything about surviving in the real world. On his own without his family’s support, he is barely hanging on until A chance meeting with a fellow university student. Who knew you could find your knight in shining armor waiting on the spin cycle?

    Part 1 of A London college AU where Crowley works at a Launderette while studying on a swim scholarship and Aziraphale is a recently disowned religious studies student in need of serious life skills and a little bit of compassion. Can they be what each other needs and survive the year?

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    8/22
    Comments:
    51
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    66
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    13
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    Aziraphale does a favour for a friend at the start of the festive season not knowing where it will lead him.

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    "It started, funnily enough, with a funeral."

    The funeral of a lovely old woman in a quiet little village near Oxford changes things for the residents forever in ways that they can't begin to fathom. That new face may not be such a stranger after all.

    This is a gentle exploration of the lives of our favourite duo and their friends. It will dip into their pasts and hopefully throw up a few surprises along the way. It's not going to be an easy ride for any of them but let's hope that they get their happy ending.

    Heart ache, misunderstandings, death, betrayal and true love. This has it all and more.

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    Chapters:
    18/20
    Collections:
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    116
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    35
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    7
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    1213
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    Crowley needs a change of scenery and some fresh air - so like the poorly thought-through disaster on two wobbly legs that he is, he ups and leaves the fast life in London for Bumfuck, Oxfordshire - also known as Tadfield. Things, however, turn more complicated than he had expected - because, of course, OF COURSE - and Crowley finds that the boring little village stirs him just as much as he thought he would be stirring the village.

    The last thing Aziraphale needs is a change of anything. He has everything handled just nicely in his peaceful little parish where he is the sole priest at a small Catholic church. But the latest addition to the village line-up brings an unholy host of unexpected situations with him...

    EDIT: ch 4 is up. Plot is now actually GOING somewhere and not just thickening, so come one, come all <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248,240
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    596
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    9651

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