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    Crowley hunts occult objects with the help of his team of humans. More specifically, he’s hunting for a key that leads to something that might just give him the life he craves on Earth. For eternity.

    However, the treasure hidden by Heaven on Earth long ago isn’t quite what he was expecting, and he realises the devastating truth behind what happened to an old friend he met in the Garden, long ago.

    AU.

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    In the end, everything is different. Yet, nothing has changed. They are still the same brothers, even when a bit ragged. Lucifer just doesn't know how to break this fact to Crowley without triggering either a panic attack, or without an angry Angel attacking him.

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    In a small seaside town called Tadfield, one of the last places on Earth where humans and magic coexist, an exiled selkie and a human who ran away from her life accidentally get themselves married in the oldest, most binding sense.
    The two are forced to stay together until they can find a way to undo it and free the other from their accidental marriage.
    It sure would be complicated if they started to fall for each other in the process…
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    (Prewritten; new chapters every Tuesday and Saturday!)

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    FINALLY OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!

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    Aziraphale's life seems to jump the tracks after a run in with a mysterious redhead during a bad date. As the man begins to infiltrate his life, more and more strange and dangerous things start happening to Aziraphale and the people in his life.

    What does Crowley want with him and what secrets does he hold over Aziraphale?

    *** UPDATES EVERY MONDAY***

    Tags will update as the story goes on, so be aware!

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    This fic is set within the British school year. Most of what follows will be set after our Easter holidays (March-April time). I worked in the primary educational system for almost twenty years. Most of this fic is based on what I can remember happening within school time. Obviously I haven’t used actual real life names and have tweaked situations slightly.
    The rating may go up to Mature for adult situations only but as I haven't written that far yet, I'll leave it rated as Teen for now.

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    A bit of Math.
    The Ark is to the End of the World as to We can't do anything: Fuck we can. Same math: The Little Ones Die as to The Little Ones Live. Crowley and Aziraphale are putting everything on the line, against the laws of nature, not just for these wee ones, but for themselves. And they are spent. Now, every molecule of TRY is coming forth, every trick, every book, every debt called in. And to accomplish all this, they both, at the end of all things, might have to break their promises to one another.
    Torn Asunder, For Another.

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    “And - thank you for saying yes on such short notice! I tried to plan the thing myself, but … sometimes you actually do need help, right?”


    “Yeah”, Crowley mumbled, grabbing his phone to write down the name of the restaurant. “Yeah, absolutely.”

     

    “That’s what everyone kept telling me; it’s always better with a wedding planner. I guess I should have listened earlier.”

    “Er”, Crowley said. “Did you say …“

    “Anyway, I have another call to make! I have to fire the costumer, the dress we agreed on turned out horrendous. Hey, in the future that’ll be your job! But I’ll do it just this once. See you tomorrow! And please bring suggestions for the bridal wear. Bye!”

    “Hold o-”


    The famous wedding planner Antonio Cowley is retired, sworn to never plan a wedding again. Perhaps the right sum of money can persuade him?

    He is not to be mixed up with out-of-business Anthony J. Crowley, former florist, currently unemployed.

    OR: In which Crowley accidentally becomes a wedding planner.

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    Ezra Fell is a writer, middle aged, single, had enough, but fine otherwise. A writer of myths and legends, and also soft core erotica, hasn't endeared him to his family. Nor has his preferences and lifestyles. But at 50 he's ready to start a new page, and accidentally does when he marries a Selkie through a kind gesture.

    Warning; Body shaming, homophobia, and slandering, emotional abuse are all alluded to. Also MATURE tags will be added for a reason

    More chapters to come!

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    “Robin called me an ally today,” Anathema whined and flopped her elbows on the kitchen table.
    Newt glanced at her over their dinner. “I’m sure they didn’t mean—”
    “Nope,” Anathema interrupted him with a grimace. “They specifically said—and I quote—‘It’s so nice that you allies are interested in helping too.’”

    Anathema is organising a Tadfield pride, but feels out of place in the community that doesn’t see her sexuality. Can a visit to Aziraphale's bookshop help her with those worries?

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    Aziraphale handed him a mug of coffee and sat in his chair with his own cup of tea. “Yes. I’m finishing up decorating this afternoon. You are welcome to help if you’d like.” He tried not to sound too hopeful that Crowley would say yes.

    “I mean I’ll be here anyways,” Crowley agreed. He wasn’t going to say no to spending time with him. Besides, he could see how happy Christmas seemed to make Aziraphale, and deep down he wanted to be a part of that happiness.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale spend their first Christmas together since almost-armageddon. Both angel and demon find themselves wanting the other to know how they truly feel but are unsure if their feelings will be reciprocated.

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    The Armageddon Gang meets the newest addition to the celestial family

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    Crowley talks to her friend Anathema about “how to be nonbinary.” More than anything, she worries what this discovery might mean for her and Aziraphale.

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    Aziraphale is struggling to confront the idea of spending Christmas alone. Miles away from him, Crowley grapples with his purpose. As the holidays approach, the two have to figure out how they’ll spend the happiest time of the year: alone, or together.

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    Newt and Anathema have big talks as Newt comes to terms with his ace/demi-sexuality

    Written for on Side Zine: Queer Enough

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    This became a bigger project than originally anticipated! So this will become a completed work and part of a series:

    The Apocalypse has been averted and Crowley and Aziraphale are nervously stepping into the new and very different life laid out before them. However Heaven and Hell are far from satisfied with how things ended and are most certainly not finished with our duo.

    They will find themselves in constant trouble and danger as they navigate this new world. For Crowley he just wants to play it safe when Anathema comes asking for their assistance. Aziraphale however feels a duty to help (he is a Principality after all) Adam Young still has a lot to do to avert the end of the world and he will need Crowley and Aziraphale's help.

    We discover who Adam's other parent is and discover that unbeknownst to them, Aziraphale and Crowley perform a miracle that even gets God's attention.

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    Aziraphale had never, prior to meeting Crowley, worried about a vampire. Or been attracted to one. Or, if he must be honest, become … fond of one.
    Either Crowley was a very unusual vampire, or the Simurgh’s plan for Aziraphale’s life had been something of a mistake. Of course, the latter was out of the question.

     

    The phoenix Aziraphale has formed an alliance with the vampire Crowley – but Crowley’s former clan demands a steep price not to execute the traitor. Their efforts to manage the ransom forces Aziraphale to confront everything he thought he knew about both species; but it also has the potential to bring rewards he never dreamed.

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    Crowley knows it is his destiny to die in the second apocalypse, his perfect life with Aziraphale notwithstanding. But with a little help from the most unlikely sources, perhaps there is another way. That said, nothing comes without a price, and even his strategy to avoid being erased from existence has thorns in it.

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    Aziraphale has always loved the community theater program of Tadfield and planned on actually acting in it again this year, after having been involved in directing and producing for the past few years to distract himself from a bad break up.

    For the holiday season, the theater decides to try something new, with actors young and old, and someone brand new to town that has Aziraphale even more excited to be participating on stage this year.

    He just hopes that everything goes well, you never can tell in the world of theater.

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    When Crowley first started his day he had no idea that his whole life would be completely upended like that and yet here we are. A couple of hours later and he is now a proud cat owner and in possession of another man's phone number. The cutest, most adorable man Crowley had ever laid eyes on.
    What is a poor sod to do but have a complete meltdown?

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