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    The Jedi Council react to a series, sending them on an emotional rollercoaster. This leads to them trying to prevent its occurrence in the future...

    Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala are living an idyllic suburban life in the town of Westview, Theed on the planet of Naboo, trying to conceal their true natures as the Clone Wars continue. As the Sitcom proceeds, the couple suspects that things are not as they seem.

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    Anakin and Rex are sent on a cover mission by the council. When the mission goes awry and Rex is in danger, Anakin will do anything to protect his lover. Ahsoka, Jesse, Fives, Echo, and Kix are there too just for fun.

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    Obi-Wan struggles with his attachment to Anakin. Anakin doesn't really understand why it's such an issue.

    "Obi-Wan could barely understand what was happening to him. He felt guilty, ashamed, thrilled, relieved, scared. He was lost. And he didn’t mind it one bit.

    part 4 of a larger au
    this whole part occurs during and after season 2, episodes 17 - 19
    song: interlude: i'm not angry anymore by paramore

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    “Cadet Cody,” he begins again. “You haven’t been deployed as children. Ten minutes ago, you were a twelve-year-old Marshall Commander serving on the Negotiator. Now, for reasons as yet unknown to anyone present, you and three of your brothers seem to have been…”
    “Mini-fied?” Skywalker suggests. “Shrink-rayed? Temporally displaced?”
    Well, at least Fives isn’t the only one who finds this amusing.

    A significant portion of the GAR is reduced significantly in size.

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    It’s been a long journey for them. Going from that small, cozy house in the suburbs all the way to being on stage, being internet famous, or even just well off. Looking back on their accomplishments, their highs, lows, laughs, cries, whatever odd things that happened in the treehouse, that’s what they want to do. A sweet recounting of life events told by a fairly clueless narrator.

    Or

    I got bored, enjoy the chaos.

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    There are a few major factors as to why Ahsoka Tano finds herself in this position.

    For one thing, it’s a free couch.

    (They are in need of a new one after an unfortunate incident involving hard liquor, large egos, and a wild game of truth or dare.)

    For another, they are broke college students.

    (As it turns out, paying rent and tuition tends to empty a person's bank account. What a shocker.)

    But the last, and probably most important factor of all, is Anakin Skywalker.

    (Because so what if their apartment is on the other end of the city?)

    They are taking the couch.

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    Anakin returns a drunk and bloody Obi-Wan to Cody at two in the morning. Cody is not happy.

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    “It’s alright,” Obi-Wan is surprised by the steadiness of his own voice. He steps toward the vampire he’s been yearning after for days, his blue eyes steely with determination. He unhooks the first two buttons on his sweater and tugs the collar to the side. “This is what I want. I accept my fate.”

    “At least this human understands its place,” Palpatine smiles. His teeth form a row of cracked grey tombstones.

    “I’m ready,” Obi-Wan declares. He offers up the pale, unmarked expanse of his neck to Anakin, the deadly predator he loves above all others. Their eyes meet again and Obi-Wan sees the apology swimming in the vampire's cornflower irises. He whispers for only Anakin to hear: “Goodbye, dear one. I love you.”

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    Bonds may be created through great turmoil, or through shared joy. For those fighting in the Clone Wars, they share both.

     

    or:

    Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and the clones are one big family. Here is their time spent off the battlefield (which means chaos, sibling rivalry, and soft times). But not everything lasts forever.

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    Sometimes, even under the strangest conditions, you can find a friend in the last person you expected.

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    Padawan Anakin Skywalker read the “The Complete User’s Manual for Living with Obi-Wan Kenobi” written by Knights Garen Muln and Bant Eerin. One idea in that little volume in particular struck his fancy: a "martyr points" chart. If he could tally his master's missed meals, escapes from the healers, and other needlessly self-sacrificial mischief, putting the information in a wall-mounted chart complete with stickers, maybe he could shame his master into taking better care of himself. At least, he could tell Master Muln that he tried. The manual also mentioned Master Vos and his pranks, advising Anakin to follow his master’s lead. Anakin finds out why.

    Obi-Wan pretended not to be amused.

    Self-illustration for "Luke Skywalker and His Secret Weapon of Sith Humiliation".

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    Maul lost everything he ever fought for. When he is running through a hanger bay trying to escape with his life, the force decides that he had a pretty decent plan, if just a little misguided. Maybe if Maul had a better influence and someone to stop the murder a bit, he could have at least succeeded in taking down Sidious.

    Instead of being sent to someone who might have a solid foundation beneath them, Maul is sent back to the moment his destiny was intertwined with another. Thrown back to the beginning of Kenobi's journey into knighthood and dropped into a role he doesn't understand, Maul latches onto the other man, and prepares to face the world. Kenobi has to deal with a clingy sith, and Jedi that just raise an eyebrow at the scenario.

    Nothing will go wrong there.

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    Maybe history truly is doomed to repeat itself. Or maybe the Force is just having one big laugh at the galaxy's expense. Because the Mandalorians and the Jedi find themselves on opposing sides of a conflict, one which they won't escape without sacrificing their beliefs and their morals; for better or worse.
    Yet, in the middle of it all, Anakin is trying to reconcile with his own shattered morals. His past actions are coming back to haunt him, and his past friends are coming back to hunt him.
    On the opposite side of the conflict, Ahsoka is confronting what she's been taught all her life, as she meets several Dark siders who aren't the evil incarnate she's been told they would be.

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    Follow the adventures of Caden Asher, the second Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi, as he helps the Republic in it's struggle to defeat the Separatists and restore peace to the galaxy. From the start of the Clone War through the days of the Empire this young Jedi fights for survival against the wrath of the galaxy.

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    Obi-Wan has made his peace with his inappropriate feelings for his former Padawan. He knows there’s no room in their relationship for romance, and he’s used to denying himself for the greater good.

    He has everything under control: until Anakin comes back from a mission looking and acting a little different, and suddenly the relationship between Master and Padawan becomes a little fuzzy.

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    The clone troopers have their own forum to post videos to. Some of the Jedi post their own videos, too. Nothing too outrageous or even confidential is being posted--it's a public space after all--but it's nice to have something that has predominantly similar life experiences to be able to laugh at in down time.

    That is, until the general public figures out that said forum exists. Now...now it's just chaotic.

    ((Aka the crack, HoloNet, clone trooper recordings, errant interview,s public speculation, and dumbass Jedi media au))

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    Planet-hopping is an age-old tradition among the Tatooine youth. Because what better way to declare your independence than slipping away and going on a tour around the universe. And if your parents or guardians protested in the form of trying to find you, all the more interesting.
    Things are bound to become exceedingly interesting for fourteen year-old Anakin. Because on one hand, that tradition was a spat in the face of every slave child with a bomb planted in their bodies. He would do it for them.

    And on the other hand because his guardian was a Jedi, with more Jedi to call to his aid.

    For the slave children of Tatooine.

     

    They had better appreciate it.

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    There are certainties in Obi-Wan’s life.

    Like the certainty that he always took his coffee with only a little cream and one spoon of sugar; the certainty that the shower head was broken, and only worked properly when tilted at just the right angle; and, of course, the certainty that by the time he turned forty, he would be driven irrevocably and undeniably insane by Anakin Skywalker.

    ...

    "Besides the fact that he is wondering why in the world a couch is blocking the path to the sink, there are more pressing matters at hand.

    Like the fact that this is not their couch."

    ..

    [or modern roomates!au where obi-wan is rethinking his life choices™, and anakin and ahsoka are thoroughly enjoying it]

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    Anakin makes a questionable snack.

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